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thamike		2008-07-28 10:32:44 PM

Tasteless, but a funnier headline than the rest.

strangeguitar		2008-07-28 10:34:07 PM

thamike: Tasteless, but a funnier headline than the rest.

I agree.
+1

TheOther		2008-07-28 10:37:07 PM

thamike: Tasteless, but a funnier headline than the rest.

It's all depressing as hell, so they might as well go for the Express-Train-to-Hell larfs. +1 for subtle

rancidPlasma		2008-07-28 10:37:50 PM

I like this one, plus juan.

Pribar		2008-07-28 10:38:50 PM

Ok I admit this headline is a LOT funnier than mine was, you deserved the green subby.

SilentStrider		2008-07-28 10:39:59 PM

*snerk*
wow, thats just wrong but funny.

AirForceVet		2008-07-28 10:41:41 PM

And may I volunteer to be the one who administers the go-juice.

Cyberluddite		2008-07-28 10:41:57 PM

Now that is a quality headline. Well done, Subby. Very well done.

+1

sbrister		2008-07-28 10:42:27 PM

+1 subby

flyingbiscuit		2008-07-28 10:42:37 PM

bravo...a fark classic

dennysgod		2008-07-28 10:43:49 PM

Deveyn		2008-07-28 10:45:43 PM

This is no surprise.

Bush is known for his advocacy of execution, even if they're retarded.

This won't be the first soldier he's sent to a meaningless death.

skinink		2008-07-28 10:45:55 PM

That private is in a world of shiat.

vudukungfu		2008-07-28 10:46:16 PM

he is as jaggoff

basemetal		2008-07-28 10:46:58 PM

Well you know he would never turn a good execution down. Cheney would cry.

Mangoose		2008-07-28 10:47:02 PM

Couldn't of happened to a nicer fellow.

mandyer		2008-07-28 10:47:07 PM

Good. NC in general has wanted this little bastard to hang for some time now. There's no room for that kind of sh*t anywhere in society let alone the armed forces. The country seems to be leery enough of the military as it is.

theoriginalslash		2008-07-28 10:47:36 PM

Not as good as "SWAT stops twat swap," but pretty good.

Fat and Nasty 86		2008-07-28 10:48:31 PM

I saw this article, thought of a headline, click "Fark" on my favorites tab, and to my dismay, saw your hilarious headline at the top of the page.

/sorry about all of the commas

nashBridges		2008-07-28 10:48:53 PM

Deveyn: This won't be the first soldier he's sent to a meaningless death.

The court-martial panel convicted Gray of:

* Raping and killing Army Pvt. Laura Lee Vickery-Clay of Fayetteville on Dec. 15, 1986. She was shot four times with a .22-caliber pistol that Gray confessed to stealing. She suffered blunt force trauma over much of her body.

* Raping and killing Kimberly Ann Ruggles, a civilian cab driver in Fayetteville. She was bound, gagged, stabbed repeatedly, and had bruises and lacerations on her face. Her body was found on the base.

* Raping, robbing and attempting to kill Army Pvt. Mary Ann Lang Nameth in her barracks at Fort Bragg on Jan. 3, 1987. She testified against Gray during the court-martial and identified him as her assailant. Gray raped her and stabbed her several times in the neck and side. Nameth suffered a laceration of the trachea and a collapsed or punctured lung.

Not exactly meaningless, is it? It's not like they're putting this guy to death for being a terrible marcher.

Man On Fire		2008-07-28 10:49:21 PM

burn in hell, asshole.

HMS_Blinkin		2008-07-28 10:49:23 PM

Jesus, this guy's been on death row since before I was BORN. Either kill the farker or don't; make up your mind.

ptrcd003		2008-07-28 10:49:27 PM

Deveyn: This is no surprise.

Bush is known for his advocacy of execution, even if they're retarded.

This won't be the first soldier he's sent to a meaningless death.

Meaningless? He murdered 4 people and raped 8 or so. I know its cool to be anti-Bush, but get over it

BonesJackson		2008-07-28 10:49:52 PM

From the article:

"While approving a sentence of death for a member of our armed services is a serious and difficult decision for a commander in chief..."

Pffft

He doesn't care.

tuna fingers		2008-07-28 10:50:31 PM

That's gonna put a huge damper on sales of my "What Would R.A.G. Do?" lanyards.

ozzie_stu		2008-07-28 10:51:26 PM

It's not as if this is the 1st soldier Bush has sentenced to a premature death ....

MIguy		2008-07-28 10:51:46 PM

Firing squad with .50 cal sniper rifles from 1 mile.

MIguy		2008-07-28 10:52:23 PM

ozzie_stu: It's not as if this is the 1st soldier Bush has sentenced to a premature death ....

And so it begins.

izi ifil		2008-07-28 10:52:24 PM

He does realize that he's not running for President this year, right?

danic101		2008-07-28 10:53:56 PM

ozzie_stu: It's not as if this is the 1st soldier Bush has sentenced to a premature death ....

Bull Shiat, the soldiers all volunteered for the Service. They knew that they could be called to serve in a war at anytime. This guys deserves to be put to death. No Comparison can be made to those who died serving their country.

Guntram Shatterhand		2008-07-28 10:53:57 PM

ptrcd003: Deveyn: This is no surprise.

Bush is known for his advocacy of execution, even if they're retarded.

This won't be the first soldier he's sent to a meaningless death.

Meaningless? He murdered 4 people and raped 8 or so. I know its cool to be anti-Bush, but get over it

Twenty years after the fact he's finally going to get killed? What's the point? Bush Jr. not getting off the same way from the caskets coming back from Iraq? It's pointless now. Let the man rot in a military jail.

Thakh		2008-07-28 10:55:47 PM

You know who else liked to execute prisoners?

shotglasss		2008-07-28 10:56:19 PM

Deveyn: This is no surprise.

Bush is known for his advocacy of execution, even if they're retarded.

You mean like Ricky Ray Rector?

Cubic Zirconium Jim Brady		2008-07-28 10:59:26 PM

Deveyn: This is no surprise.

Bush is known for his advocacy of execution, even if they're retarded.

This won't be the first soldier he's sent to a meaningless death.

Four murders and eight rapes doesn't sound like a meaningless death. It sounds like it warrants the death penalty, something I don't say lightly. And, for the record, I'm not a Bush fan, never have been, have never voted Republican once ...

bear_bait		2008-07-28 11:00:34 PM

finally...

Why does the media refer to this guy as a soldier anyway? He's a murderer and rapist and not even alledgedly. This isn't a Bush thing it's the right thing to do.

Befuddled		2008-07-28 11:01:08 PM

FTA: White House press secretary Dana Perino, "The president's thoughts and prayers are with the victims of these heinous crimes and their families and all others affected."

She forgot to add, "Now watch this drive".

Craptastic		2008-07-28 11:01:21 PM

What about Rummy?

sparkeyjames		2008-07-28 11:01:56 PM

What the hey he signed the death warrants of 4000 GI's by sending them to Iraq. Whats one more who raped and pillaged?

Tr0mBoNe		2008-07-28 11:02:18 PM

He should be getting hung in about 20 years at this rate.

atlanta_ufo		2008-07-28 11:02:23 PM

thamike: Thakh: You know who else liked to execute prisoners?

Oh. Prisoners. I thought you said pensioners.

LOL

frostus		2008-07-28 11:03:17 PM

Subby:

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Andric		2008-07-28 11:03:27 PM

Approves

/kick me in the jimmy!

StoneColdAtheist		2008-07-28 11:05:53 PM

So, here one for all you farkers who don't want this guy to get the death penalty: What do you think his punishment should be?

truth_is_stranger_than_fishin		2008-07-28 11:07:57 PM

Que Kanye West
"President Bush hates black people"

Shrinkwrap		2008-07-28 11:07:59 PM

Execute? Put him in a cell with Bubba, he'll definitely regret those rapes he committed.

some attorney		2008-07-28 11:08:42 PM

Thakh: You know who else liked to execute prisoners?

He also liked apples.

CrotchBeard		2008-07-28 11:09:01 PM

bear_bait: finally...

Why does the media refer to this guy as a soldier anyway?

Because he's still active duty military. I believe military prisoners still receive pay while they're doing time, too.

JewZeppy		2008-07-28 11:09:39 PM

"Ruggles" "Mary Ann" "Lang" "Nameth" "Gray"

Seriously now, what's going on? This is shenanigans, eh?

/Will be whacking privates shortly.

RobFMJ		2008-07-28 11:10:14 PM

Mangoose: Couldn't of happened to a nicer fellow.

This... They shoulda taken this farker out back and shot him in the head a loooong time ago

headlighted-deer		2008-07-28 11:10:24 PM

Guntram Shatterhand: ptrcd003: Deveyn: This is no surprise.

Bush is known for his advocacy of execution, even if they're retarded.

This won't be the first soldier he's sent to a meaningless death.

Meaningless? He murdered 4 people and raped 8 or so. I know its cool to be anti-Bush, but get over it

Twenty years after the fact he's finally going to get killed? What's the point? Bush Jr. not getting off the same way from the caskets coming back from Iraq? It's pointless now. Let the man rot in a military jail.

No, he's rotted long enough on taxpayers' dime. Time to make him fertilizer. Twenty years past due.

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