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(Daily Mail)   If you're sick of "metrosexual" and "manscaping", you're really going to hate "guy-liner" and "manscara", available soon on an orange Guido near you   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 300
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2008-07-28 10:04:19 PM  
I like my men like I like my coffee... not gay.
 
2008-07-28 10:04:40 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: At the end of the day girls just want a guy that scrath his nuts, drink beers and know how to fark.

You know how I know you're single?
 
2008-07-28 10:05:19 PM  
Make it work, biatches
pedrowatcher.freedomblogging.com
 
2008-07-28 10:05:59 PM  
I don't even wear deodorant, what makes cosmetics companies think I want to wear make-up?
 
2008-07-28 10:06:27 PM  
sleeps in trees: I grew up in the 80's this is nothing new. Usuallly it's preteen/teen girls that really get off on the makeup thing. I has to do with the men looking more feminine being less threatening.

Nothing wrong with a man taking care of himself though.


Theres a difference between taking care of themselves and almost being a woman. My bf has a beard and I doubt he would ever gel it or put glitter and bows in it or whatever these metros do these days.

Skawt: I just threw up on your keyboard, too.

I haha'd

CygnusDarius: Are you saying this so farkers can feel better for themselves?.

If not, how YOU doin'?.


Nope, I mean it.

Vangor: Are screwdrivers (no cheap crap) a suitable replacement for beer?

Maybe... I have to think about it.
 
2008-07-28 10:08:09 PM  
Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox: EsteeFlwrPot: At the end of the day girls just want a guy that scrath his nuts, drink beers and know how to fark.

You know how I know you're single?


I'm willing to bet she's not...check the profile.
 
2008-07-28 10:08:23 PM  
pxlboy if the "bull-dyke" lesbian is put off by a man, why does she dress and act like one?

They are overtly masculine and sexually attracted to women.

Ace Attorney but then why do they enjoy vibrators?

Still anatomically female.

The bigger question is for all of the avoidance of the overbearing biatch and oversensitive little woman what makes them attract one another? You'd think they would end up bloody more than twice a month.
 
2008-07-28 10:09:11 PM  
Maybe it's just me, but I've always felt that one of the benefits to being male was that we didn't have to deal with these sorts of things. We wake up, we bathe (usually), we slide on some pit juice, and we leave. Now we're supposed to forsake our "put on a hat and walk out the door" heritage and spend hours in the bathroom applying eyeliner and other various and sundry styling products? For shame, I say!

/I can still Nair my scrote though, right?
 
2008-07-28 10:09:27 PM  
baka-san: I do have to admit I have worn makeup.

Was a drama major.


Yes, but there's a difference.
 
2008-07-28 10:09:31 PM  
Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox: You know how I know you're single?

I'm not but continue...

FairyFacade: I like my men like I like my coffee... not gay.

I like my men like I like my coffee... with a shot of espresso and a big scrotum.
 
2008-07-28 10:09:33 PM  
This will take the metrosexual right out ya
Link (new window)
 
2008-07-28 10:09:50 PM  
okami36 Guidos should be given a choice between shooting themselves, or buttfarking (and getting buttfarked in return by) a fellow guido. You know they've got to be ultra-worried about being seen as "gay."

Yes, and after the buttfarking, they must shoot themselves.
 
2008-07-28 10:11:29 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Why dont these guys just come out of the closet? I dont know any straight guys that actually like putting on makeup, tanning and making sure their clothes aren't out of season. At the end of the day girls just want a guy that scrath his nuts, drink beers and know how to fark.

How YOU doin'?

/scratch scratch
//Mmmmm... beer
///On fark RIGHT NOW
 
2008-07-28 10:11:35 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox: You know how I know you're single?

I'm not but continue...

FairyFacade: I like my men like I like my coffee... not gay.

I like my men like I like my coffee... with a shot of espresso and a big scrotum.


How YOU Doin'?
 
2008-07-28 10:11:50 PM  
If you are a guy and you wear eyeliner, STOP it. This isnt 1982 and if you`re not an authentic punk DO NOT wear eyeliner. It makes you look like a complete Tool.
 
2008-07-28 10:11:57 PM  
Now I understand why Eddie Izzard no longer dresses like an executive transvestite.
 
2008-07-28 10:12:17 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox: You know how I know you're single?

I'm not but continue...

FairyFacade: I like my men like I like my coffee... not gay.

I like my men like I like my coffee... with a shot of espresso and a big scrotum.


I was drinking when I read that. I didn't think chicks dig the size of the coin purse.

/looks for a kleenex
 
2008-07-28 10:13:33 PM  
If you're gay (NTTAWWT) just come out of the closet. You're not really fooling anyone with the "metrosexual" stuff.
 
2008-07-28 10:13:33 PM  
I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.
 
2008-07-28 10:13:58 PM  
JmBa: Hairy, sweaty, stinky men ftw.

Seriously.


Give me a call after our next field opp. Ill be fresh from crawling around in the mud and sleeping in the rain for a week. Its ok though because I will have wiped my balls armpits and behind my kneecaps down with baby wipes. Shaving kind of scrapes some of the cammi paint off my face, but there's is still a healthy patina there. And we wont even go into the chafeage that has developed in my arse crack at that point. Its ok though, I will have changed my sox frequently to keep my feet from rotting off. I will be sexy and looking for love!
 
2008-07-28 10:14:12 PM  
Coin purses give us something to play with...


cowsspinach: If you are a guy and you wear eyeliner, STOP it. This isnt 1982 and if you`re not an authentic punk DO NOT wear eyeliner. It makes you look like a complete Tool.
It should be said, even if you think you're an authentic "punk".. you're still not, so stop it.
 
2008-07-28 10:15:13 PM  
Vangor: I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

www.abc.net.au
We should meet up sometime
 
2008-07-28 10:15:23 PM  
Vangor: I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

You won't get a lot of play that way.. or are you one of the metrosexual types that wears eye liner?
 
2008-07-28 10:15:51 PM  
Courtney Cox-Zucker: What about manxi pads and manpons for when they're having their manstral cycles?

...and perhaps a Summer's Eve Dude-che for those not-so-fresh days.


Laugh if you will, but my boyfriend admits to "manstrating" from time to time. And he most definitely gets moody and irritable. The upside is that he understands me better when I'm moody and irritable.

So, are they planning a line of male polish as well?
 
2008-07-28 10:15:53 PM  
cowsspinach: If you are a guy and you wear eyeliner, STOP it. This isnt 1982 and if you`re not an authentic punk DO NOT wear eyeliner. It makes you look like a complete Tool.

I think these guys are going to look back on this 5 yrs from now and ask themselves what the hell they were thinking. That's how I feel about that brown lipstick phase back in high school.

Tumeric: I was drinking when I read that. I didn't think chicks dig the size of the coin purse.

/looks for a kleenex


I dont mind it as long as the dick is a good size and not covered in self tanner and lip gloss or whatever these kids do.
 
2008-07-28 10:15:57 PM  
FairyFacade: I like my men like I like my coffee... not gay.

How YOU doing
 
2008-07-28 10:16:27 PM  
I don't know which I like more, the mugshot threads or guido threads.

/dreams of a guido mugshot thread.
//Former south Jersey boy.
///Not a guido.
 
2008-07-28 10:16:59 PM  
Ringshadow: I'm a sucker for guys in eyeliner, it is however very easy to overdo it.

"A sucker"?

Are you like some emo-fluffer?
 
2008-07-28 10:17:12 PM  
thetrenchcoat: I don't know which I like more, the mugshot threads or guido threads.

/dreams of a guido mugshot thread.
//Former south Jersey boy.
///Not a guido.


pics or you're a lying SOB
 
2008-07-28 10:17:17 PM  
Haven't femmed out gay dudes, rock stars, and miscellaneous douchey type straight guys been wearing eyeliner forever? Are we really surprised that someone tried to market to like minded men?

I mean, to each his own. I really can't imagine what the advantage is to buying "guy liner" as opposed to traditional eye liner, but whatever.

I did a little theater in highschool (don't laugh, I was also active in sports) and I can tell any guys out there that it is a major pain in the arse to get on. Imagine some weird theater chick with what looks like a mini golf pencil drawing right at the edge of your eyelids. Not my idea of fun.

/yeah I know there are softer ways to apply eyeliner
//swear I'm not teh gay
///also not homophobic
////no really, guys
//slashies
 
2008-07-28 10:17:41 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2008-07-28 10:18:02 PM  
Here are the rules...
#1: Shampoo-whatever costs one dollar... or two-for-one if you're lucky.

#2: When the shampoo runs out, a bar of soap'll do ya!

#3: No shaving cream? Ditto the soap!

#4: Deodorant... sometimes you just gotta smell like a man! (Unless you've got a good chance of making her breakfast tomorrow.)

Grow a pair, guys!
 
2008-07-28 10:18:08 PM  
Tanner & lip gloss on the dick?? WTF?
 
2008-07-28 10:18:52 PM  
www.averygoodteacher.com
 
2008-07-28 10:19:29 PM  
I just wish that people would get over this whole "omg girly"/"omg manly" business. Some guys could actually look damn good pulling that off, others shouldn't bother. The effeminate shorty around the corner shouldn't be trying to grow a full beard, he should be dressing very snazzy and making sure his hair is in order. Likewise, the guy built like a brick shiathouse should just make sure he's got the hygiene thing down, everything else looks like a tutu on a hippo.
 
2008-07-28 10:19:32 PM  
i36.tinypic.com
 
2008-07-28 10:19:47 PM  
FairyFacade or are you one of the metrosexual types that wears eye liner?

Today I've been mowing the lawn, cleaning my pool, and crawling around in the attic fixing my air conditioner and trying to patch where it is dripping through the ceiling. The answer is a resounding no.
 
2008-07-28 10:20:40 PM  
FairyFacade:



It should be said, even if you think you're an authentic "punk".. you're still not, so stop it.

This is very much true. I dont mind if a guy gets his eyebrows waxed or gets a manicure but wearing eyeliner and prancing around with orange skin is a big turn off.
 
2008-07-28 10:21:12 PM  
methinks: well they're about a year late on the guy-liner. pete wentz had that a long time ago. he should have trademarked guy-liner™.

how quickly we forget...
www.80srewind.net
 
2008-07-28 10:21:24 PM  
Meh, if you wanna wear mascara and eyeliner go ahead, but stop pretending it is anything less than gender bending behaviour...which i agree with and support. Go on you gender benders...don'tlet no one cramp your style.

But

If you need to call it manscara or guyliner in order to hetero it up, then you are a pathetic excuse for a human.

Wear you makeup proudly!

/hotlinks to Eddie Izzard in fabulous makeup
 
2008-07-28 10:22:25 PM  
sweddjen: sigdiamond2000: I prefer my guidos older and more world weary.

Dammit I bet we were on the same site hotlinkin at the same time.


What is UP with the kissy-face thing? I mean, it looks like they like chicks, why are they acting so fagalicious?
 
2008-07-28 10:22:34 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Can'tLetYouDoThatStarFox: You know how I know you're single?

I'm not but continue...

FairyFacade: I like my men like I like my coffee... not gay.

I like my men like I like my coffee... with a shot of espresso and a big scrotum.


This is why I love you, and we should hang out sometime.

/I just need a plane ticket
//and that needs money, which I lack right now
 
2008-07-28 10:23:11 PM  
Ace Attorney: thetrenchcoat: I don't know which I like more, the mugshot threads or guido threads.

/dreams of a guido mugshot thread.
//Former south Jersey boy.
///Not a guido.

pics or you're a lying SOB


Sorry, I'm such a pasty Irish guy I don't show up on film.

/love your video games
//OBJECTION!!!
 
2008-07-28 10:24:37 PM  
javastrait: I'm an old fat guy and even I would not do that to get laid.

Word.
 
2008-07-28 10:24:43 PM  
Ladies, I'm far too lazy to put on makeup. Line forms at the left.
 
2008-07-28 10:25:03 PM  
It dawned on me that I'd saved this. I knew I'd need it again-

I get pissed at seeing a couple of thousand cans of goddamn body spray when I'm trying to find my deodorant at Walgreens. The ads piss me off too. Who are the farkers who use this shiat? Does the 15 yr old who reads Maxim demographic really have that much buying power or do the guidos close the gap? Jesus christ. What the fark happened to masculinity in this farking country? Why can't most goddamned American men behave like farking men. I got a neighbor who asked if I wanted his lawn tractor. I asked why he was offering. He said because it didn't work. We went to his shop (which is farking pathetic) to look at it. He thought the battery was bad. I cranked it, it tried to turn over and I told him it wasn't the battery.

He asked how I knew that. I almost killed him. Anyway, it just needed new gas. The gas that was in it was god knows how old and no longer ignitious. Don't you farkers know shiat like that? Can half the men in this country even change a farking tire these days? I know damn well most of these pussies can't drive a manual but they're probably bumbling and awkward enough that stop lights would suck a lot more if they did. Jesus farking god. What the hell happened? There was a time when if you needed something done you did it yourself and if you didn't know how to do something, you just figured it out. There was also a time when men didn't wear pastel shirts and ties, body spray, and those stupid farking multicolored sandals. What the hell's going on? I don't even want kids but I'm tempted to breed just so future generations will have that guy. That guy who will fix your mower because you're mechanically inept. That guy who'll wire up your new light switch because you're afraid of electricity. That guy who knows exactly what kind of snake that is and whether or not it will kill your precious little snowflakes. And the farking kids these days- why are we letting these goddamn pussies raise more pussies? Isn't there a farking law or something? Quit giving the little shiats electric scooters, unwarranted praise and farking spongebob and give them a football and some power tools. God dammit.

-Mandyer, circa February
 
2008-07-28 10:25:33 PM  
Damn, sucked into another guido thread...

My main question when I look at this quido thing is:

Where do they work to make that kind of scratch at such a young age?
 
2008-07-28 10:26:22 PM  
javastrait: I'm an old fat guy and even I would not do that to get laid.


Im glad to know that even old fat guys have standards when it comes to getting laid.
 
2008-07-28 10:26:27 PM  
Mysterious Brown Packages

That's the song you want to click on for this MySpace page.

The song has been amusing to a few.
 
2008-07-28 10:26:38 PM  
img.timeinc.net

I feel sullied and unusual.
 
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