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(kgw.com)   Chihuahuas, nude beach, collapsable baton. Then it got weird   (kgw.com) divider line 103
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2008-07-28 04:32:43 PM
Wouldn't seeing his 74 year old ball sac be enough of a weapon?
 
2008-07-28 04:55:27 PM
Nestea Plunge: Wouldn't seeing his 74 year old ball sac be enough of a weapon?

Glad I dnrta
 
2008-07-28 04:55:39 PM
that is one nude person I do not need to see.
 
2008-07-28 04:56:15 PM
My imagination made that story much worse than it turned out to be
 
2008-07-28 04:56:44 PM
Not much to TFA.
 
2008-07-28 04:56:56 PM
Nestea Plunge: Wouldn't seeing his 74 year old ball sac be enough of a weapon?

i13.photobucket.com
 
2008-07-28 04:57:20 PM
www.kgw.com

Why I don't go to nude beaches.
 
2008-07-28 04:57:35 PM
Although it is both funny and disturbing to picture this happening with their wangs flying around.
 
2008-07-28 04:58:09 PM
www.kgw.com
Get off my damn nude beach
 
2008-07-28 04:58:26 PM
I was looking for some presumed or inferred motive... trespasssing? doesn't like chihuahuas? just ol' fashioned naked, armed and crazy?
 
2008-07-28 04:58:44 PM
Every time I see "nude beach" I think of pathetic people who are trying to hold onto their youth or convince others (and perhaps themselves) they are "still" sexy. Even if they have large bewbage and decent shapes, they tend to be butterfaces.

/also, many should not be naked in public.
//I mean the fatties.
///save the whales.
 
2008-07-28 04:59:07 PM
Is it normal to go to a nude beach armed with a baton and a can of mace?

And where does one store such items?
 
2008-07-28 04:59:44 PM
TFA was confusing. I'll just use my imagination to picture what happened.

/my version's prolly better anyway
 
2008-07-28 05:01:44 PM
Baton.

/Penis.
 
2008-07-28 05:02:01 PM
APPROVES (new window)
 
2008-07-28 05:02:30 PM
Rea1ity56: Although it is both funny and disturbing to picture this happening with their wangs flying around.

Did you say hwangs?

www.globalpov.com
 
2008-07-28 05:02:58 PM
BobNesta420: Is it normal to go to a nude beach armed with a baton and a can of mace?

And where does one store such items?


In their arseholes.

/Wait, I'm confused. I was thinking of pocket watches.
 
2008-07-28 05:03:15 PM
BobNesta420: Is it normal to go to a nude beach armed with a baton and a can of mace?

And where does one store such items?


Well, it was a collapsible baton...much easier to keester stash, I guess.
 
2008-07-28 05:03:19 PM
Arrested for Menacing. lol.

I'd say a 74 old swinging beanbag is enough for that.
 
2008-07-28 05:03:31 PM
tiggerfreak: TFA was confusing. I'll just use my imagination to picture what happened.

/my version's prolly better anyway


Really? It can get better than what actually happened? Even TFA seems pretty freakin' entertaining. Naked 74-year old, arms swinging, balls swinging, beating chihuahuas and another man with a baton?
 
2008-07-28 05:04:44 PM
A 45 year old dude got beaten up by a 74 year old nude dude? WTF?

Oh, wait. 45 year old dude was rafting with chihuahuas

/get a dog
//hate barking rats
 
2008-07-28 05:04:57 PM
Sarcastica75: BobNesta420: Is it normal to go to a nude beach armed with a baton and a can of mace?

And where does one store such items?

In their arseholes.

/Wait, I'm confused. I was thinking of pocket watches.


That's child's play, apparently.
thestockmasters.com
 
2008-07-28 05:06:30 PM
Chihuahuas are mean little dogs, they could do a hell of a lot of damage while the Boys are swingin' in the breeze. Just sayin'.
 
2008-07-28 05:06:44 PM
Rickenbacker: BobNesta420: Is it normal to go to a nude beach armed with a baton and a can of mace?

And where does one store such items?

Well, it was a collapsible baton...much easier to keester stash, I guess.


Pulling it out must be quite the parlor trick. Like a magician and the handkerchiefs.

Ok, now I'm completely grossed out.
 
2008-07-28 05:08:21 PM
BobNesta420: Sarcastica75: BobNesta420: Is it normal to go to a nude beach armed with a baton and a can of mace?

And where does one store such items?

In their arseholes.

/Wait, I'm confused. I was thinking of pocket watches.

That's child's play, apparently.


:D
 
2008-07-28 05:08:30 PM
missgeeky.com
CHI-HUA-HUA!
 
2008-07-28 05:10:55 PM
choice and consequence: Chihuahuas are mean little dogs, they could do a hell of a lot of damage while the Boys are swingin' in the breeze. Just sayin'.

Really. By the time I'd read as far as "Chihuahuas, nude beach" I was already cringing.
 
2008-07-28 05:13:08 PM
z.about.com

www.kgw.com
 
2008-07-28 05:13:15 PM
chihuahuas + collapsible baton = golf
 
2008-07-28 05:13:17 PM
So, what's his Fark handle?

/ oblig.
 
2008-07-28 05:14:23 PM
Chihuahuas, rubber raft, coming ashore with a pile of kids. Sounds like a border crossing to me.

/I'll be over there...
//in the corner
 
2008-07-28 05:14:29 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
2008-07-28 05:14:34 PM
I used to have one of those collapsible batons, it was spring loaded. Came in handy on late night walks to the stop-n-rob.

The cops giveth and the cops taketh away.
 
2008-07-28 05:14:42 PM
Multnomah County investigators said the 45-year-old rafter pulled ashore at Sand Island near Rooster Rock Thursday...

Quick! What's a four-letter word for "Rooster?"

/Surprised no one's jumped on that one.
 
2008-07-28 05:16:00 PM
Wait, they have nude beaches in Oregon? Why?
 
2008-07-28 05:16:42 PM
TeaEarlGreyHot: Multnomah County investigators said the 45-year-old rafter pulled ashore at Sand Island near Rooster Rock Thursday...

Quick! What's a four-letter word for "Rooster?"

/Surprised no one's jumped on that one.


Guess that's why it's a nude beach. Wonder if the rock got the name before the establishment of the nude beach or vice versa.
 
2008-07-28 05:20:28 PM
Yo quiero los testículos arrugados.
 
2008-07-28 05:20:34 PM
NSFW (new window)
 
2008-07-28 05:22:41 PM
BobNesta420:
Guess that's why it's a nude beach. Wonder if the rock got the name before the establishment of the nude beach or vice versa.

I think Cock Rock has a better ring to it than Rooster Rock.
 
2008-07-28 05:23:31 PM
I used to live in Gresham which is just down the road a piece and the beach is full of weirdos and I advise if you ever go, please take gallons of eye bleach.

/Went once....Never again.......shudder
 
2008-07-28 05:24:03 PM
TeaEarlGreyHot: Multnomah County investigators said the 45-year-old rafter pulled ashore at Sand Island near Rooster Rock Thursday...

Quick! What's a four-letter word for "Rooster?"

/Surprised no one's jumped on that one.


It's been nicknamed Cock Rock for years. And yes, it's just as seedy as you would imagine it to be.
 
2008-07-28 05:24:03 PM
gorgor: NSFW (new window)

Where do you keep coming up with these photos from my honeymoon?
 
2008-07-28 05:24:24 PM
...and in the "More Headlines" section...

Police surround Beaverton home in standoff with suspect.
 
2008-07-28 05:25:11 PM
Uh, I was the guy with the back pack.
 
2008-07-28 05:25:20 PM
Spongebob Plaid Pants: Chihuahuas, rubber raft, coming ashore with a pile of kids. Sounds like a border crossing to me.

/I'll be over there...
//in the corner


FTA "Multnomah County investigators said the 45-year-old rafter pulled ashore at Sand Island near Rooster Rock Thursday with his four children and two Chihuahuas."

This guy was obvioulsy trying to spare the children from further mental damage.
Spray the kids in the eyes with the mace so they can't see anything then beat dad with the baton for bringing them to a nude beach.

/I'll be joining you in that corner.
 
2008-07-28 05:27:41 PM
Wait a minute - who goes rafting with two chihuahuas in the first place??
 
2008-07-28 05:28:09 PM
gorgor: NSFW (new window)

Due to my clicking finger being faster than my reading comprehension I now must wait another hour and a half to erase that image.
 
2008-07-28 05:30:03 PM
You'll miss me when you have that big white wrinkly body on top of you with his loose skin and old balls... gross!
 
2008-07-28 05:31:17 PM
Then, officers said 74-year-old Donald Kenney, of Vancouver, advanced towards the victim with a can of mace and the raised baton.

Canadians are arseholes.
 
2008-07-28 05:31:27 PM
This guy was obvioulsy trying to spare the children from further mental damage.
Spray the kids in the eyes with the mace so they can't see anything then beat dad with the baton for bringing them to a nude beach.


i agree with this. the old man should've beat the crap out of the dogs, then beat the dog crap out of the dad, then beat the dog crap out of the kids, then beat the crap out of all of them for crapping like dogs.


/that is all
 
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