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(space.com)   Wesa in trouble now. Jar-Jar to be a Jedi in Episode II.   (space.com) divider line 43
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2001-08-19 01:39:58 AM  
Georgie Lucas be smokin' someteen' potent while he writesa sceenplay, okeyday?
 
2001-08-19 01:40:39 AM  
Riiiiight...

Mesa use jedi mind trick on mesa's self...
 
2001-08-19 01:41:16 AM  
Freedy: He's smoken ditch weed! Defenetly!
 
2001-08-19 01:45:39 AM  
yessa massa i be killin de dark side right fine
 
2001-08-19 01:47:11 AM  
When will jar jar be in gay porno?
 
2001-08-19 01:49:28 AM  
I like Jar-Jar, he reminds me of my dear Brother..
 
2001-08-19 01:54:42 AM  
i think if they DO have jar-jar in here, he'll be grown up, and won't talk like a moron.
 
2001-08-19 01:55:43 AM  
jabba-jabba binks
 
2001-08-19 01:56:02 AM  
NO!!!!!!

this is proof that there is no god....or if there is, he likes to fark with humanity.
 
2001-08-19 02:06:34 AM  
son of a FARK..... didn't we get enough of that little pecker in the last movie? What are they gonna clone him and have him around forever!!
I'll bet Lucas re-does the 4, 5, 6 again just so he can add Jar Jar to then as well!!!
 
2001-08-19 02:48:09 AM  
George took a trip to africa to see nile.
 
2001-08-19 02:52:45 AM  
Suuure...
let's just throw JarJar a LIGHTSABER while we're at it!

Why not, he somehow got promoted to a General in the same army that he was banished from. Forget the dueling drills with the floating remote, forget the stand-on-your-head-while-levitating-rocks training, forget all the psi-testing that human Jedi have to go through, let's just toss this dumbass a saber and a cloak and call him a Jedi.

Boy...and you thought "Leia becomes a princess of a highly respected diplomatic world and her father becomes an evil overlord, while Luke, her twin brother, becomes a podunk farmer on Tatooine" was farfetched.
 
2001-08-19 03:08:27 AM  
I don't think jar jar will be back, those were the worst selling toys. Kids did not want the jar jar crap.
 
2001-08-19 03:29:57 AM  
April 2000, not exactly new.

I remember when this rumor started floating about the net in early 2000. Lucas isn't a mastermind plot-twister, JarJar will be annoying and you'll have to deal with him again.
 
2001-08-19 03:30:20 AM  
Very relieved to see this was an old article. Couldn't say I give a shiat about Star Wars myself, but as a sign of civilization's decline, I keep my eye out for shiat like this. Only a theory, no story being broken here, etc. Everyone can take a deep breath and wait for the real nonsense.
 
2001-08-19 04:49:57 AM  
what Dutch said..are you a bunch of farkin dorks or what? Quit taking this crap so seriously, get outside & discover the world away from your lame Lucas-Star-Wars filled life.

Idiots.
 
2001-08-19 06:00:33 AM  
I think the author deserves kudos for a pretty inventive literary analysis of Lucas and Campbell. However, I don't think this will happen, because usually the hero scenario he is describing involves the main character. Given that Jar-Jar isn't, I don't think the conclusion is as solid.
Still, that would be a kick in the teeth, wouldn't it? I mean, Lucas takes Darth Maul and Qui-Gon, two extremely cool Jedi, from us in the first episode, and their worthy replacement is....Jar Jar Binks?

Here are some Jar Jar Haikus my friend and I wrote:

Disappointing Jar-
Jar. How I wish you had died
in espisode one.

George Lucas, please answer:
why, oh why Jar-Jar not die?
I'm going to be sick.

jar jar haiku yeah
that is very fuuuuuuuuny yeah
jar jar eat sh*t yeah

Oh there is a place
Jar Jar Binks not welcome here
Kill him at all costs.
 
2001-08-19 06:28:49 AM  
What is such a ultra-geeky star wars analysis (and a crap one at that) doing on space.com?!
 
2001-08-19 06:38:46 AM  
I hope this isn't true. The one thing that has been holding my interest in the next two films is the hope that Jar-Jar's non-appearance in Star Wars is due to his untimely death.
 
2001-08-19 09:43:59 AM  
Jesus Christ, did you people even read the gddamned article?

It does not say that Jar Jar will be a Jedi, and it the end it even says he probably won't. All it's saying is that he's an important character and may be more than he appears.
 
2001-08-19 11:08:57 AM  
What Borking said. On a lighter note for Gungan-haters, it seems very likely that they won't be in Episode2 (except Jar Jar, and I heard that his role is much reduced).
 
2001-08-19 12:24:28 PM  
...and people say "V" and "V:the final battle" are stupid....

I can't understand how/why people still stay loyal to the Starwars name after Lucas has left them in favor of kids
 
2001-08-19 02:47:20 PM  
"may be more than he appears"

he appears to me to be a pile of steaming crap
 
2001-08-19 03:23:45 PM  
The author brings up some interesting points. Could it be true? Maybe. But I'd rather see Jar Jar get chopped in half in the first scene of Episode II.
 
2001-08-19 03:55:03 PM  
(It seems that no one ever even sees my posts. and now that I'm starting to photoshop again I hope people will notice/vote for my genius works of art. PLEASE NOTICE/VOTE FOR ME AND COMMENT ON MY STUFF!!!!!)


BRILLIANT! Jar Jar Master of the Universe! And **AHEM** I don't think Lucas intended to focus all his new stuff on kids. He just wanted to show what happened when Vader was li'l Anakin. Plus it introduces the viewers to characters used in later episodes and to also explain how Obi-wan became a jedi as well. With Qui-gon! It also explains why Vader even existed! because of darth sidius who was helping to resurrect the Sith! He also wanted to show where and how Emperor Palpatine first came to power! Brilliant I say. And I liked the article, actually reading the whole thing. So there!


P.S. PLEASE SINCE THIS IS LONG AND STUFF READ AND COMMENT ON MY LITTLE EDITORIAL!!!!!




PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
 
2001-08-19 03:55:48 PM  
besides, I read alla your posts! and commented on some!
 
2001-08-19 05:21:42 PM  
Just think, he wasnt in a new hope: HE HAS TO DIE IN EITHER 2 OR 3... sorry about that
 
2001-08-19 06:01:12 PM  
I have not seen one positive artilce about Jar-Jar binks.....does goerge lucas not read the newpaper? the world farking hated Jar-jar....

Please mr. lucas, do the right thing, Have jar-Jar dragged by his toungue through the streets of Mos Eisley, then drawn and quatered and fed to imperial probe droids!

NO MORE JAR-JAR, WE HATE HIM, MORE JEDI, MORE SITH, MORE SCI-FI DRAMA, MORE COOL STUFF, LESS KID AND SOCCER MOM PLEASING COMPUTER CANDY.

MORE INTRIGUING PLOT WITH TWISTS AND TURNS, LESS shiat ON S SHINGLE. LESS JAR-JAR.

i AM BEGGING YOU!

ps, I kind of like the movie "Dune" too
 
BX
2001-08-19 06:30:08 PM  
Hmm.. He's in Episode 2... excuse me for a moment, will ya?



FUCK


Heh... mesa thinksa I beats dee filta!
 
BX
2001-08-19 06:30:31 PM  
Sorry for the bold
 
2001-08-19 06:37:48 PM  
boobies
 
2001-08-19 07:33:24 PM  
George Lucas:
"Noinch, noinch, noinch,
shmokin' weed, shmokin' weed,
doin' coke drinking beers..."
 
2001-08-19 08:31:20 PM  
my thoughts exactly BX.....

good form.
 
2001-08-19 10:46:07 PM  
Never before has the SAD tag been used so accurately. I don't care if an article appears that says the Internet will be shut down because Christian fundalmentalists say it defiles minds, it won't deserve the SAD tag more than this.
 
2001-08-19 10:52:17 PM  
Speaking as a kid, George Lucas hasn't played his cards right. If he wants to have kids see it load it up with gorey violence and sex. I know I would see a movie with all of those traits.
 
JMT
2001-08-20 12:34:08 AM  
Yeah yeah. You people complain now, but when the movie comes out, you're going to plop down $7.50 or whatever the fark it costs to go see it. Hypocrites.
 
2001-08-20 02:10:47 AM  
>

not when 1 day after it is released I can D/L it from the net for FREE
 
2001-08-20 02:19:22 AM  
I have a brother who does that... he's a pirate
 
2001-08-20 07:01:28 AM  
Speaking of the huge dick that jar jar sucks, i don't suppose anyone knows where a guy could get a copy of "the phantom edit" ?
 
2001-08-20 09:38:21 AM  
Attack Of The Clones just keeps getting better and better! Sarcasm
 
2001-08-20 05:19:21 PM  
::downs bottle of pepto-bismol::

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2001-08-20 05:20:14 PM  
::deep breath::

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2001-08-20 05:21:25 PM  
*cough* hey, who turned on the bold tag???
 
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