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(Some Guy)   Allegedly drunk driver crashes car and ejects himself onto roof of the house he hit. Taa-daa   (wwltv.com) divider line 38
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2008-07-28 08:04:39 AM
He was not wearing a seat belt.

Well, duh!
 
2008-07-28 08:49:13 AM
You see? This is what happens when drunk drivers are told, "The drinks are on the house."
 
2008-07-28 09:05:41 AM
DslainteC: You see? This is what happens when drunk drivers are told, "The drinks are on the house."

This would have been a much better headline.
 
2008-07-28 09:07:00 AM
Can they also charge him with flying drunk like they do pilots?
 
2008-07-28 09:20:59 AM
Darrell Favorite, a 39-year-old St. James Parish government worker, suffered moderate injuries as a result of his unexpected flight,

A small case of shingles.
 
2008-07-28 10:40:16 AM
Bob Down: DslainteC: You see? This is what happens when drunk drivers are told, "The drinks are on the house."

This would have been a much better headline.


Only if by "better" you mean "terrible."

Good jeorb, submitter.
 
2008-07-28 11:13:41 AM
Oh lord, where's the "Don't try this at home, kids." sticker?
 
2008-07-28 11:15:30 AM
He could have been Batman...?
 
2008-07-28 11:20:25 AM
UberDave: He could have been Batman...?

I think Indiana Jones is more likely...
 
2008-07-28 11:20:28 AM
Quite the entrance/exit, depending on your vantage point.
 
2008-07-28 11:24:09 AM
That's how the inventor if the Frisbee went... I think his body is still on the roof.
 
2008-07-28 11:24:24 AM

" He was cited at the Lafourche Parish jail then released because the jail is overcrowded and not accepting misdemeanor offenders, Dardar said. "


Assaulting a house is a misdemeanor?


I wanna play that racing game where you crash your car to lauch yourself through the windshield for points, depending on distance. What's the name of that?

 
2008-07-28 11:25:03 AM
If the first words out of his mouth to responding paramedics were a Pee-Wee Herman-styled "I meant to do that," he's my new hero.
 
2008-07-28 11:25:06 AM
Repeat?
 
2008-07-28 11:27:44 AM
Bob Down: DslainteC: You see? This is what happens when drunk drivers are told, "The drinks are on the house."

This would have been a much better headline.


Better grammar too.
 
2008-07-28 11:28:32 AM
FTFA: Authorities arrested Favorite for DWI first offense, improper lane use and no seatbelt. He was cited at the Lafourche Parish jail then released because the jail is overcrowded and not accepting misdemeanor offenders, Dardar said.

Improper lane use?!?!?!?!
Who thinks up the charges for something like this?

/WTF?
 
2008-07-28 11:29:06 AM
i did the same stunt in GTA IV
 
2008-07-28 11:33:23 AM
Asteroth: UberDave: He could have been Batman...?

I think Indiana Jones is more likely...


No, more like Goofball Jones.

hey...wait a minute!
 
2008-07-28 11:37:52 AM
Niko Bellic nods with approval.
 
2008-07-28 11:38:26 AM
DslainteC: You see? This is what happens when drunk drivers are told, "The drinks are on the house."

no, you've got that incorrect. Should be "The drunk's on the house"
 
2008-07-28 11:39:41 AM
Let me know when a drunk guy bails from a moving helicopter, bounces off a high-rise apartment building, and lands in a neighboring body of water none the worse for wear.

/GTAIV, baby
//I know, medius beat me to it, but I already clicked on the thread, so fark off
 
2008-07-28 11:41:38 AM
And Gob escaped from prison!
 
2008-07-28 11:42:08 AM
Shia?
 
2008-07-28 11:42:49 AM
Morton_toes: FTFA: Authorities arrested Favorite for DWI first offense, improper lane use and no seatbelt. He was cited at the Lafourche Parish jail then released because the jail is overcrowded and not accepting misdemeanor offenders, Dardar said.

Improper lane use?!?!?!?!
Who thinks up the charges for something like this?

/WTF?


Well, actually, that really ISN'T the proper use of a lane.
 
2008-07-28 11:43:32 AM
skinink: I wanna play that racing game where you crash your car to lauch yourself through the windshield for points, depending on distance. What's the name of that?

filmmusic.ru

/not BurnOut... always takes me forever to think of it
 
2008-07-28 11:48:02 AM
i17.photobucket.com
 
2008-07-28 11:50:12 AM
driving while drunk?

thats an executioning
 
Bf+
2008-07-28 11:54:07 AM
farm3.static.flickr.com
Wanted for questioning...
 
2008-07-28 12:06:10 PM
I think this story has been posted before.

/There will be No More Repeats!
 
2008-07-28 12:08:29 PM
skinink: I wanna play that racing game where you crash your car to lauch yourself through the windshield for points, depending on distance. What's the name of that?

Truck Dismount AKA Rekkaturvat?
 
2008-07-28 12:08:40 PM
jiece06: I think this story has been posted before.

The same thing happened to a guy in Florida about a year ago. He died on impact, if I recall correctly.
 
2008-07-28 12:54:19 PM
Shia Lebeouf, or Billy Joel.
 
2008-07-28 12:58:22 PM
milleniumhand: jiece06: I think this story has been posted before.

The same thing happened to a guy in Florida about a year ago. He died on impact, if I recall correctly.


Or this Saturday even.. (new window)
 
2008-07-28 01:58:21 PM
Santa Claus, is that really you?
 
2008-07-28 03:06:17 PM
Came here for the pics of Gob.

/disappointed
 
2008-07-28 03:43:43 PM
True story.
About ten years ago, a car hit a tree, busted in half and killed the driver. Police,fire,EMT,and the coroner show up and contact family. Where is his buddy? No,He was alone. Next morning guy (working graveyard shift) gets home, does not know what happened a few hours before. He gets his morning paper, and sees a kid on his roof passed out. Calls Police to get drunk teen off his roof. I think you can put 1 and 1 together here.
Still want Indiana tag on Fark.
Florida ain't that special.
 
2008-07-28 05:15:52 PM
And he's still alive. Cockroach factor, it figures.
 
2008-07-28 06:02:41 PM
I think I saw him leaving from my favorite bar.
 
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