Hmmm. It's lost. So if they don't have flashfowards or flashbacks, it'll probably be flashsideways, where we visit the characters at present time in alternate universes where they all have different relationships with one another and perhaps superpowers.

What if Kate and Lock were head of Dharma and totally making out and he had pyrokenesis and she could walk through walls?!

Aeonic_Blue Quote 2008-07-27 12:07:20 AM
Hmmm. It's lost. So if they don't have flashfowards or flashbacks, it'll probably be flashsideways, where we visit the characters at present time in alternate universes where they all have different relationships with one another and perhaps superpowers.

Seems the obvious answer is flashsideways in the sense of being split between life on the Island and life back in the regular world with the Oceanic 6.

Claymation, with voiceovers provided by a Bing Crsby soundalike?
Interpretative Dance?
Sign language?

Terry Gilliam cartoons?

Aaaah! Cobras!

/Too lazy to link Homer pic

Everyone will be replaced by those Thunderbirds puppets.

Whatthefark: Everyone will be replaced by those Thunderbirds puppets.

That's the only way I'd ever consider tuning back into that piece of shiat.

Interpretive dance

Chronological order?

Andric: Chronological order?

I'm waiting for some Lost nerd to make a website that organizes all of Lost's major plot points in chronological order.

Another alternative could be the history of the island or the history of the Dharma Initiative.

Abrams has pissed this entire show down his leg so, I'm going to go with enuresis.

*********SPOILERS!!!!!!*********


Don't read below if you don't want to be spoiled!! You have been warned!!!

Each flash will be to a mini Dr. Horrible episode. They will be tenuously tied to events on the island by the continued encounters between Kate and Bad Horse.

1. Put snakes on plane: Each flash will be to a mini Dr. Horrible episode. They will be tenuously tied to events on the island by the continued encounters between Kate and Bad Horse.

No! Not the Thoroughbred of sin!

I hated Lost before it even aired.

/No TV

An tSaoi: /No TV

Pfft. I don't even have a computer.

Larry Mahnken:

Pfft. I'm Amish. I don't even have shun fancy things like electricty.

Written in blood from the inside of my televisomatron?

I suffer from night terrors, so I'm really not getting a kick out of these replies.

1. Put snakes on plane: Each flash will be to a mini Dr. Horrible episode. They will be tenuously tied to events on the island by the continued encounters between Kate and Bad Horse.

If voting was enabled, I'd vote for you.

By having members of the cast show up in random shows each week and pelt the cast of that show with rotted fruits?

Most of the storyline will be tattooed in ancient Hebrew numerical code on the actors' faces, and expressed through Smoking Gun mugshots as each of the actors is arrested for repeated DUIs and lesbianism.

OnmyojiOmn: Most of the storyline will be tattooed in ancient Hebrew numerical code on the actors' faces, and expressed through Smoking Gun mugshots as each of the actors is arrested for repeated DUIs and lesbianism.

Lesbianism is a crime in Hawaii??!!!

Whatthefark: Everyone will be replaced by those Thunderbirds puppets.

One can only hope the makers of Lost actually read this forum board and listen to our requests.

A stranger in the Alps: Aaaah! Cobras!

/Too lazy to link Homer pic

shakes fist...

An tSaoi: Larry Mahnken:

Pfft. I'm Amish. I don't even have shun fancy things like electricty.

"Shun. Shun the non-believer. Shhhhhuuuuuunnnnnnnnn"


/actually, came here to say:
//"BEAVERS AND DUCKS!"

George_Spelvin: "Shun. Shun the non-believer. Shhhhhuuuuuunnnnnnnnn"

/actually, came here to say:
//"BEAVERS AND DUCKS!"

You are the bonana king!

The show will be moving to late night Cinemax, and every episode will feature one of Hurley's wet dreams about the women on the island.

It will be very important to keep track of if he farks 4,8,15,16,23 or 42 girls.

star_topology: Andric: Chronological order?

I'm waiting for some Lost nerd to make a website that organizes all of Lost's major plot points in chronological order.

Ta da!
Link (new window)

The smoke monster is Hurley's fart.

Bill Frist: Seems the obvious answer is flashsideways in the sense of being split between life on the Island and life back in the regular world with the Oceanic 6.

Agreed. Except for a few characters who we're still missing backstory on (like Charlotte, Faraday, and Alpert) they've already covered pretty much all of the ground that they need to with the flashbacks and flashforwards.

Nocturnal emmissions?

night terrors had me laughing


/well done subby

lost will use a plot structure finally.

martosko: Next season of "Lost" will not use all flashforwards, or flashbacks. But something else. Hmm, daydreams? Night terrors?

Answers?


Contestant: Alex, I'll go with "Questions Answered on Lost" for $200

Alex Trebek: I'm sorry, there are no answers in that column, only more questions

Thanks to Elizabeth Sarnoff, new episodes of "Lost" will actually be new episodes of "Deadwood".

The island will have moved to 1879 Deadwood, after the big fire.

"How I met You Mother" style voice overs. Everyone's off the island and Lock is explaining to people who really would rather watch television or read a book about how they escaped the island, but after 3 years of stories, he has yet to even mention the person who thought up an escape plan, instead, he's just giving you the fluff. It can start off with, "Kids, this is how we escaped the island...".

Have they ever considered trying out something called a plot?

Mentat: I think this season should focus an Kate overcoming her fear of whipped creamwhipped cream on her naked body.

FTFY.

Doctor Weird shorts?



/can't wait for season five.

something in the middle of the afternoon?

I think they'll go through what Desmond went through: Being aware that they're jumping back and forth in time......

I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait