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(Some Guy)   Man with medical marijuana card arrested for having too many plants. Drivers with licenses hurry to sell their second car   (kptv.com) divider line 83
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2008-07-26 05:52:29 PM
The_EliteOne As soon as the other half of my states legislature gets their ass in gear, I'm going to be getting some of this. According to the proposed law, you can hold 2 ounces out of your house and grow up to 12 plants. It didn't say what immature/mature was.

You FARKers seem to be quite knowledgeable on this, any guides you'd recommend?


I recommend just surfing the internet. You'll find a lot of information on where/how to grow, Indoor vs. outdoor, Grow lights, pumping CO2 (increases yield close to 50%), watering/pH, heat distribution (grow lights can get extremely hot), and the most important, how not to get caught.

But if you want a hard copy book to get, I'd recommend the Cannabible. One of my friends has one and every time I smoke I look through it, just because of how interesting it is. Or if I'm too high, I'll look at all the pretty, colorful pictures of bud strands and laugh to myself. I've smoked only 5% of what is pictured in there. I strive for 100%.
 
2008-07-26 05:53:57 PM
This is really what the cops need to be spending their time and energy on, especially since he's got a medical permit.
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2008-07-26 05:55:17 PM
I'm going to smoke a bong hit, get a kick
 
2008-07-26 06:04:22 PM
18DeadMonkeys Radio: I'm smoking right now, so I'm really getting a kick out of these Doritos

They see us rollin', they hatin'.
 
2008-07-26 06:06:31 PM
18DeadMonkeys Radio: I'm smoking right now, so I'm really getting a kick out of these Doritos

puff puff pass biatch!
 
2008-07-26 06:15:47 PM
im sorry, but an ounce every day is not that much. espically since most medical patients have to smoke it constantly.

you can pack an ounce into a pack of dutches. i dont think 4 blunts a day is that hard to imagine.


Isn't a quarter-sack blunt (we call them Gottis around here) a wee bit excessive?

Never mind...stupid question.
 
2008-07-26 06:54:33 PM
EL_FABREZ: 35 mature marijuana plants

That's a lot for personal use, donchathink? He should be arrested.


Why?
Even a thousand marijuana plants doesn't exactly make you a menace to society.

/it should be legal
 
2008-07-26 06:56:02 PM
If he's a registered medical marijuana grower in Oregon, he is allowed to cultivate up to 24 plants for every patient he serves, but only six plants can be mature enough to harvest at a time.

The article doesn't specify if the plants were ready to harvest.

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2008-07-26 07:16:38 PM
But what is a 35, really? Or a sixteen - they're just numbers, man, meaningless numbers. We're all just dust in the wind, man, dust in the wind. My 16 could be your 35 or someone else's 8, man. You know? Like, it's all just numbers and other meaningless stuff, man. Only the herb, man, only the herb is real. You ARE the herb, man, how can you put a number on yourself? Oh man, really? I'm busted? Oh, man, what a downer.
 
2008-07-26 07:23:50 PM
EL_FABREZ: 35 mature marijuana plants

That's a lot for personal use, donchathink? He should be arrested.


No. You can never have too many marijuana plants. ;P
 
2008-07-26 07:29:05 PM
He should have stayed away from Copperhead Road.
 
2008-07-26 07:36:56 PM
Is it somehow wrong to eat pot rather than smoke it? Oral availability on pot is quite low, and conventional medical wisdom posits that this is the healthier route of administration...
 
2008-07-26 07:39:41 PM
soupbone: Sounds like he was either about to be giving away a bunch or selling it. You can't have it both ways. If you want it legal it needs to be regulated. Quite simply he had too much and should have followed the rules. Should he be given years of prison? NO. Should he pay a nasty fine and some community service? YEP.

I agree with you there. I think drugs should be decriminalized for everyone, but this guy had a free pass for pot and still broke the rules. If I was allowed to legally keep an amount for personal use, you better believe I would follow the rules dictating quantity to posses.
 
2008-07-26 07:45:13 PM
The way the article reads it seems he is a user not a grower/distributor so he went way overboard in what he had on hand.

That said big woop, it's just another thing that has no valid reason for being illegal
 
2008-07-26 07:49:24 PM
You all should be aware, regardless of what you manage to accomplish in the states, due to supreme court caving to the feds on every states rights issue in the past century, you can still get thrown in federal prison for marijuana trafficking.

Vote Libertarian
 
2008-07-26 08:17:38 PM
I thought the limit was 99 plants. Man, must be really tough with the limit so low.
 
2008-07-26 08:45:31 PM
The moral to that story is, keep yer goddam mouth shut.
 
2008-07-26 08:51:53 PM
soupbone: Sounds like he was either about to be giving away a bunch or selling it. You can't have it both ways. If you want it legal it needs to be regulated...

Yeah, 'cause then you'd have people ODing on it all the time, right?
 
2008-07-26 08:54:27 PM
I keep hoping for the day when I might get to sit on the jury for someone being tried for simple wee possession/use. I believe that if enough people on juries would use jury nullification in these cases, the whole world would be saved and everyone would forever live in peace and harmony.

Well, at least there'd be a lot less people in prisons.
 
2008-07-26 08:55:20 PM
Dammit, I meant weed possession, not wee.
 
2008-07-26 09:07:12 PM
Richard M Nixon: soupbone: Sounds like he was either about to be giving away a bunch or selling it. You can't have it both ways. If you want it legal it needs to be regulated...

Yeah, 'cause then you'd have people ODing on it all the time, right?


My goal is to be the first man to die of a marijuana overdose. So far I've failed, but you know what they say. The journey is more important than the destination.
 
2008-07-26 09:12:40 PM
Single White Male: My goal is to be the first man to die of a marijuana overdose. So far I've failed, but you know what they say. The journey is more important than the destination.

Come up to the PNW and look for a wigwam burner (actually, there may be some still around in CA). Fill it full of weed, light it, and climb to the top and camp on the screen.
I mean, you might die from the heat or general smoke inhalation, but it would be worth a shot.
 
2008-07-26 09:14:30 PM
Yeah if we start trying people for wee possession, it'll clog up the system almost as bad as weed has.
 
2008-07-26 09:18:02 PM
We're the Government -- and You're Not

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvsADU2OOWM
 
2008-07-26 09:18:05 PM
Single White Male: My goal is to be the first man to die of a marijuana overdose. So far I've failed, but you know what they say. The journey is more important than the destination.

I had a buddy in high school that dreamed a dropping a brick in the bottom of a trash can and taping it around his head.
 
2008-07-26 09:20:53 PM
puffy999: Single White Male: My goal is to be the first man to die of a marijuana overdose. So far I've failed, but you know what they say. The journey is more important than the destination.

Come up to the PNW and look for a wigwam burner (actually, there may be some still around in CA). Fill it full of weed, light it, and climb to the top and camp on the screen.
I mean, you might die from the heat or general smoke inhalation, but it would be worth a shot.


How about this (done it many times before): Get a Volcano and plug it in your car using one of those converters for the cigarette lighter. Roll the windows up. Put the bud in the Volcano but don't put the bag over it. Just turn it on and it fills the car with that beautiful vape. When the weed burns up, take it out and load more. Every inhale gets you blitzed and with enough you feel like your in The Mist, except without the bloodthirsty aliens/bugs. Just don't do it while driving.
 
2008-07-26 09:23:54 PM
scottydoesntknow: Every inhale gets you blitzed and with enough you feel like your in The Mist, except without the bloodthirsty aliens/bugs. Just don't do it while driving.

The problem is that you are still alive. He waned to die from the pot.

I guess, eventually, you could load enough up to die via your method... but you'd probably get too stoned to remember what you were doing.
 
2008-07-26 09:31:20 PM
puffy999: scottydoesntknow: Every inhale gets you blitzed and with enough you feel like your in The Mist, except without the bloodthirsty aliens/bugs. Just don't do it while driving.

The problem is that you are still alive. He waned to die from the pot.

I guess, eventually, you could load enough up to die via your method... but you'd probably get too stoned to remember what you were doing.


Sorry, but you might want to tell him it's physically impossible to die from pot inhalation. You'd have to smoke close to 10000 times the normal dose (1/2 gram joints is considered normal doses) to reach lethal levels. The reason it's impossible is because you would pass out after only a very minimal amount of that.

But tell him that if he really wants to strive for it, go into an airtight room with roughly 11 pounds of pot. Put it in a big pile in the middle and light it on fire. Light it everywhere until it's a big burning mass of bud. Then roll a sleeping bag out, grab a Value size bag of Doritos/Funyuns, and turn on your favorite stoner movie (mine would be Grandma's Boy). Enjoy the ride, because he won't be waking up from that.
 
2008-07-26 10:12:45 PM
scottydoesntknow: puffy999: scottydoesntknow: Every inhale gets you blitzed and with enough you feel like your in The Mist, except without the bloodthirsty aliens/bugs. Just don't do it while driving.

The problem is that you are still alive. He waned to die from the pot.

I guess, eventually, you could load enough up to die via your method... but you'd probably get too stoned to remember what you were doing.

Sorry, but you might want to tell him it's physically impossible to die from pot inhalation. You'd have to smoke close to 10000 times the normal dose (1/2 gram joints is considered normal doses) to reach lethal levels. The reason it's impossible is because you would pass out after only a very minimal amount of that.

But tell him that if he really wants to strive for it, go into an airtight room with roughly 11 pounds of pot. Put it in a big pile in the middle and light it on fire. Light it everywhere until it's a big burning mass of bud. Then roll a sleeping bag out, grab a Value size bag of Doritos/Funyuns, and turn on your favorite stoner movie (mine would be Grandma's Boy). Enjoy the ride, because he won't be waking up from that.


I think I just read the best death evar. Inhaling pot smoke in an enclosed space until you died from asphyxiation? farkin eh. I'm so spending the money and going out that way when I'm old and decrepit.
 
2008-07-26 10:37:08 PM
scottydoesntknow: Sorry, but you might want to tell him it's physically impossible to die from pot inhalation.

Oh, I know.
Well, it's basically impossible to die from a THC overdose... certainly not impossible to die from smoke inhalation.
 
2008-07-26 10:45:07 PM
FARK this country and these anti personal rights to do what the fark we want with our own bodies.. I don't smoke but the government should be for the good of the people .. this is not something we should be spending resources on. unfortunately, no president will ever change these laws because they are all owned by corporations
 
2008-07-27 12:13:40 AM
*puff*

Damn criminals..

*pass*
 
2008-07-27 11:24:02 AM
What?

Someone claiming to need "medical marijuana" was using it for non-medical purposes, maybe even selling it?

No wai. I can't believe it. Surely, every advocate and card holder for medical marijuana is only doing it for legitimate medical purposes.

I mean, medical marijuana is the result of high levels of study. The doses are exactly proscribed by the millimeter/milligram. This is in no way a thing used to try to sneak in pot smoking through the back door.
 
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