goddammit, I hate the fact that I get the reference. The only good thing about that movie was 1/3 of the soundtrack

Violence, is there nothing it can't solve?

"Lets greaze this dick-cheese burger" is one of the best lines in a movie.

/Almost as good as "assclown"

Excellent movie reference.

The only thing that movie is good for is that the DVD package can help you balance an unstable table leg.

That and the fact it's nostalgic, seeing as how it's Michael Richards pre-career.

Radio killed the....nevermind.

Explanation for the uneducated, please?

A man in a white Bronco steers toward police Friday before being shot.

Man, what is it about white Broncos?
Do they attract a criminal element?

He went to the station to see Jesus and he did.

The guy wipes his ass with his record contract. I love this guy!

"I played D&D too!"
"I was editor of the school magazine!"
"I used to wear corduroy pants!"
"I used to masturbate! Constantly!!"

/sigh

Are we trying for the "Police shoot's dumb farking criminal" trifecta? God I hope so.

Well that story was about as entertaining as Pit fartin on a snare drum.

Are you sure you're thinking of the same movie as everyone else?

<b><a target="_blank" href="http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3760629&IDComment=42813 899#c42813899">Fiction Fan</a>:</b> <i>The only thing that movie is good for is that the DVD package can help you balance an unstable table leg.

That and the fact it's nostalgic, seeing as how it's Michael Richards pre-career.</i>

Phone Police?

the suspect was shot dead in his white Ford Bronco,

Oh, sure, THESE cops managed to shoot their guy in the white Ford Bronco. What about the long slow-speed chase for him, huh? What about the 19-month trial on every farking TV station in southern California? LAPD shoots everyone else, but Pennsylvania cops nail the guy in the Bronco?!??!!?

Yeah, I'm still bitter. 1995 was a horrible year.

submitter: Police kill man at radio station.

Wants to know... was it the "phone cops?"

I'm guessing Airheads?
-checks-
Yep, Airheads.

tkirby: Phone Police?

farkwell shakes his tiny fists at the clock. wanders away muttering "twenty nine seconds"

farkwell: tkirby: Phone Police?

farkwell shakes his tiny fists at the clock. wanders away muttering "twenty nine seconds"

It's those extra seconds it took to locate a visual aid that did you in.

I would have NEVER remembered I saw this movie if it weren't for this.

There were so many grat lines in that film.

"Him? It's the quiet cool. Pip gets more bumper than a body shop."

"You're screwing on my leather couch!"

"I'll cut off your head, with my dick!"

Great, epic film.

You shut your mouth you chicken sucking bastard, or I'll stab out your eyeballs and piss all over your brains. It's going to be a slaughterhouse in here with dead bodies flying around here like freakin' rag dolls on fire!


/I hope I remembered that right.....

baka-san: I don't know, Lemmy saying "I was the editor of my school magazine" was kinda cool.

Link (new window)

I probably wouldn't have gotten that if it hadn't been on on tuesday night.

/Bea Arthur? Outstanding.

"A man who had threatened a Christian radio station was shot and killed by police Friday after he fired at officers with a rifle and tried to run them over with his sport utility vehicle, authorities said."

I wonder what his Fark login was...

/obvious

Came in to see if there would be a Phone Cops reference; can die happy now.

"You didn't see me! You didn't see me!"

yay for airheads reference.

seen the movie about 12395085109358 times on comedy central, a few years ago.

of course, any movie where the climax is a regan youth cover deserves some props.

mofroe: goddammit, I hate the fact that I get the reference. The only good thing about that movie was 1/3 of the soundtrack

Was the movie really that bad? I've only seen it late at night on Comedy Central. Things tend to be funnier when you haven't slept in a long time.

I love that movie.

/subby.
//First main page greenlight.
///drunk as shiat

Probably an atheist. The question is: What is his Fark handle?

farkwell: submitter: Police kill man at radio station.

Wants to know... was it the "phone cops?"

Damn you.....

"And that's the end of that chapter."

/its not obscure, its Fark!

How did he have the opportunity to attempt to run over the police when he was driving around for some 15 minutes with the tires still inflated? They don't even bother to attempt to disable the vehicle anymore, apparently. Police training appears to be more and more militarized, or perhaps they hope for escalation? The guy was a nut, but there appears to be more this story.

I love when he's trying to bond with the militant black dude: "Hey man, Hendrix is GOD!"

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Police kill man at radio station.

With all the stupid morning drive DJ chatter on my radio, I wish this would happen more often, only not out in the parking lot.

VanOuse, who had taken his two employees to a secure room, said he saw only glimpses of what happened.

Three people in the entire radio station. Maybe he was mad about the way consolidation ruined radio.

"what are you thinking about?"

Best movie Brendan Fraser ever did.
And Adam Sandler's second best.

/Who would win in a fight... Lemmy, or God?

Excellent headline subby! +1 for sure

/Would it be wise to admit that I actually enjoyed that movie?
//mmm hotsauce

StrongDad: I wonder what his Fark login was...

It doesn't appear that he was a Farker; we can make an educated guess from the article that he was sober.

Dumbass... he did it wrong

mofroe: The only good thing about that movie was 1/3 of the soundtrack

I dunno, I thought it was pretty entertaining. Then again, maybe it takes knowledge of the radio industry. I doubt Office Space is as funny if you've never worked in an office environment.

Unintelligible exclamation: Best movie Brendan Fraser ever did.
And Adam Sandler's second best.

/Who would win in a fight... Lemmy, or God?

Trick question. Lemmy is god!