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(Some Zombie)   One night stand and BRAAAIINNNSS   (zombieharmony.com) divider line 66
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2008-07-25 03:28:50 PM  
LOL. That's great. Zombies need love too.
 
2008-07-25 04:50:19 PM  
Pff. Everyone knows zombies lack the motor skills and cognition to operate a computer.
 
2008-07-25 06:27:57 PM  
I can haz rotting pu nanny?
 
2008-07-25 06:28:34 PM  
Shotgun ... check.

Handgun ... check.

Crowbar ... check.

This is like ... heaven for zombie hunters.
 
2008-07-25 06:28:36 PM  
What does a vegan zombie eat?

GRAIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!
 
2008-07-25 06:30:18 PM  
jdcproskater3: What does a vegan zombie eat?

GRAIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!

Oh dear god ... Zombie puns... *facepalm*
 
2008-07-25 06:32:35 PM  
Oh. It's just an ad for dating site Mingle2.com

Great.

Hope you got a nice check for this one, Drew.
 
2008-07-25 06:32:41 PM  
AnonymousOne: jdcproskater3: What does a vegan zombie eat?

GRAIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!
Oh dear god ... Zombie puns... *facepalm*


At least it was a better one...
 
2008-07-25 06:32:54 PM  
None of them have "turtles" listed as an interest?
 
2008-07-25 06:35:08 PM  
If for some reason a doomsday zombie scenario actually happened where there were billions dead world wide and large swaths of the population were roaming around as meandering zombies and most people's extended families were completely wiped out, assuming that there was running electricity and the tubes were still in working order, I bet fark would just be like a huge celebration.
 
2008-07-25 06:38:41 PM  
SnakeLee: I bet fark would just be like a huge celebration.

HELLZ YES!
 
2008-07-25 06:40:36 PM  
merreborn: Oh. It's just an ad for dating site Mingle2.com

Great.

Hope you got a nice check for this one, Drew.


Lighten up Francis. GREAT idea for marketing.

\Going to see if I can get a date
\\I like 'em cold
 
2008-07-25 06:40:51 PM  
SnakeLee: If for some reason a doomsday zombie scenario actually happened where there were billions dead world wide and large swaths of the population were roaming around as meandering zombies and most people's extended families were completely wiped out, assuming that there was running electricity and the tubes were still in working order, I bet fark would just be like a huge celebration.

Things that can survive an apocalypse:

Cockroaches
Twinkies
Fark
 
2008-07-25 06:40:55 PM  
Don't say the zed word!

www.waytoblue.com
 
2008-07-25 06:41:28 PM  
Great, MORE FARKIN' ZOMBIES
 
2008-07-25 06:44:48 PM  
ollin: Things that can survive an apocalypse:

Cockroaches
Twinkies
Fark


You forgot HOA. I can see the suburbs turn into:

a) Heavily fortressed colonies
b) Mobile locust-like people that'll do anything to get water, food and fun (living zombies!).
 
2008-07-25 06:45:17 PM  
Dammit, I can't create an account.

There go all my Simon Pegg fantasies right down the drain...
 
2008-07-25 06:49:33 PM  
www.s214135040.onlinehome.us
 
2008-07-25 06:50:17 PM  
Obligitory XKCD:

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2008-07-25 06:50:38 PM  
Image is from Link (new window)
 
2008-07-25 06:52:56 PM  
pyro.cynonyte.com
 
2008-07-25 06:53:28 PM  
enjoyduff: None of them have "turtles" listed as an interest?

They didn't specify "human" brains, so a turtle part might find its way in there.
 
2008-07-25 06:54:45 PM  
Cuthbert Allgood: SnakeLee: I bet fark would just be like a huge celebration.

HELLZ YES!


I can just see Fark now :

"My next door neighbour is trying to claw his way in to eat me and my cat. I've got a crowbar but will that be enough? What should I do?"
"You're so stupid, zombies don't eat cats!"
"Crowbar, hah, you need a gun! This is why I never listened to those pansy ass liberal gun control maniacs. Because of the zombie threat!"
"Oh, shut up, you don't need a gun, just a good blunt object. I just used a baseball bat to take out the mailman. The crowbar should work, what model is it?"
"Zombies were caused by global warming."
"Global warming is a myth, zombies are part of a natural Earth cycle."
"The dead are returning to feed on the living. Where is your God now?"
"This is why I remained childfree. Stupid crotchfruit would just slow me down from fighting zombies."
"Hah, my 7 year old is an excellent shot. He just took out 4 deadies from the roof with his archery set. Let's see your sweater wearing Pomeranian furbaby do that!"
"Hai guyz, could someone post that picture of the zombies with the pancakes on their heads?"
"Ron Paul would know how to fix all this."
 
2008-07-25 06:55:35 PM  
SnakeLee: If for some reason a doomsday zombie scenario actually happened where there were billions dead world wide and large swaths of the population were roaming around as meandering zombies and most people's extended families were completely wiped out, assuming that there was running electricity and the tubes were still in working order, I bet fark would just be like a huge celebration.

Go read the book "World War Z." It is written as a chronicle about the aftermath of the World War against, well, Zombies. Very cool book. Quick read. Would make a really AWESOME zombie movie. Huge in scope.
 
2008-07-25 07:01:31 PM  
etyer:
Go read the book "World War Z." It is written as a chronicle about the aftermath of the World War against, well, Zombies. Very cool book. Quick read. Would make a really AWESOME zombie movie. Huge in scope.


Your wish is granted:

Link (new window)

/love that book too!
 
2008-07-25 07:01:32 PM  
etyer: SnakeLee: If for some reason a doomsday zombie scenario actually happened where there were billions dead world wide and large swaths of the population were roaming around as meandering zombies and most people's extended families were completely wiped out, assuming that there was running electricity and the tubes were still in working order, I bet fark would just be like a huge celebration.

Go read the book "World War Z." It is written as a chronicle about the aftermath of the World War against, well, Zombies. Very cool book. Quick read. Would make a really AWESOME zombie movie. Huge in scope.


The section with the downed pilot talking about the voice on the radio guiding her to safety was farking awesome. Same with the blind japanese guy owning some zombies.
 
2008-07-25 07:02:43 PM  
Heh, I have a use for this now.

i19.tinypic.com
 
2008-07-25 07:02:53 PM  
etyer: SnakeLee: If for some reason a doomsday zombie scenario actually happened where there were billions dead world wide and large swaths of the population were roaming around as meandering zombies and most people's extended families were completely wiped out, assuming that there was running electricity and the tubes were still in working order, I bet fark would just be like a huge celebration.

Go read the book "World War Z." It is written as a chronicle about the aftermath of the World War against, well, Zombies. Very cool book. Quick read. Would make a really AWESOME zombie movie. Huge in scope.


I believe it is in development. :) It is a great zombie book.
 
2008-07-25 07:03:44 PM  
soosuh: etyer:

Your wish is granted:

Link (new window)

/love that book too!


damnit - im slow.
 
2008-07-25 07:07:57 PM  
 
2008-07-25 07:10:45 PM  
etyer: SnakeLee: If for some reason a doomsday zombie scenario actually happened where there were billions dead world wide and large swaths of the population were roaming around as meandering zombies and most people's extended families were completely wiped out, assuming that there was running electricity and the tubes were still in working order, I bet fark would just be like a huge celebration.

Go read the book "World War Z." It is written as a chronicle about the aftermath of the World War against, well, Zombies. Very cool book. Quick read. Would make a really AWESOME zombie movie. Huge in scope.


I prefer the audio book. Great voice acting.
 
2008-07-25 07:12:21 PM  
Well, just as long as they're not voodoo zombies, we're alright.
 
2008-07-25 07:14:04 PM  
I just called my zombie plumber to fix my DRRRRRAAAAIIIIINNNSSSSS!
 
2008-07-25 07:15:30 PM  
The blind Japanes gardner was a helluva story. One of my favorites.

But the battle of Yonkers is really top notch. All the fire power in the world and the million strong throng just kept coming, no matter what. C-r-e-e-p-y.

I also really like the Arab kid being dragged by his dad into Israel and hating him until he got there and got a strong dose of reality and his father's wisdom. A little heavy handed, yes, but still cool.

I hope the movie kicks so much ass...
 
2008-07-25 07:16:18 PM  
"I've got one eye, half a torso, and a whole lot of heart".....

I'm still smiling
 
2008-07-25 07:17:35 PM  
server2.uploadit.org

/Falaaaafel..., I mean Braiinnsss.
 
2008-07-25 07:21:36 PM  
Just picked up WWZ yesterday. Will read the Watchmen first... the real reason I went to the book store.

Brains.
 
2008-07-25 07:23:22 PM  
Best idea for a fake website: CELEBRITY SOUL SALES.

Why do celebrities hate paparazzi so much? Because cameras steal their soul!

But who buys celebrity souls from soul stealing paparazzi? WE DO!

If your favorite living celebrity is not in our index, for a small additional fee we can steal their soul JUST FOR YOU.

Let's face it, you're never going to have their body, so why not buy their soul?

Each soul, while invisible, comes with its own certificate of authenticity mailed to your home or office, for no additional charge other than shipping and handling. So you pay only for the soul.

New souls this week include: Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, and we were fortunate to score Amy Winehouse's soul before it would have been gone forever.
 
2008-07-25 07:24:32 PM  
this site is clearly fake.

ive seen alot of fake dating sites in my day.
 
2008-07-25 07:29:45 PM  
re-elect_jimmy_carter: this site is clearly fake.

ive seen alot of fake dating sites in my day.


Like this one?

AdultSheepFinder.com (new window)
 
2008-07-25 07:36:32 PM  
i257.photobucket.com
 
2008-07-25 07:43:10 PM  
Forget it. I met my ex-wife on that site, but she totally lied. She was really a succubus.
 
2008-07-25 07:46:14 PM  
SnakeLee 2008-07-25 06:35:08 PM
If for some reason a doomsday zombie scenario actually happened where there were billions dead world wide and large swaths of the population were roaming around as meandering zombies and most people's extended families were completely wiped out, assuming that there was running electricity and the tubes were still in working order, I bet fark would just be like a huge celebration

You're damn right there would be. I hope every day that something like that would happen.

/World War Z is an excellent book.
 
2008-07-25 07:48:43 PM  
SnakeLee: If for some reason a doomsday zombie scenario actually happened ... I bet fark would just be like a huge celebration.

There's a mock Twitter feed (new window) that covers this...
 
2008-07-25 07:55:55 PM  
Of course you'll never get any action if your shirt has STAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNS....
 
2008-07-25 08:03:32 PM  
img301.imageshack.us
img301.imageshack.us
 
2008-07-25 08:09:58 PM  
onfinite.com
 
2008-07-25 08:12:01 PM  
ZOMBIE THREAD!

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2008-07-25 08:13:40 PM  
 
2008-07-25 08:14:37 PM  
Regarding world war Z, they are working on a movie. J. Michael Straczynski is writing the screenplay.
 
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