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(Daily Record (UK))   If you're going to take crotch shots of a girl passed out drunk, don't do it when you've just helped load her into the ambulance   (dailyrecord.co.uk ) divider line
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2008-07-25 05:09:29 AM  
Wow, you are officially a disgusting git. What a shame that you chose to take fun of during someone else's vulnerable moment. Thank goodness you never have vulnerable moments yourself. Whoa, wait.
 
2008-07-25 05:37:48 AM  
Let me be the first to say: TTIWWOP
 
2008-07-25 05:38:08 AM  
Well, I called her name a few times to ask permission, but she didn't answer.

/Good thing I didn't bust out the Sharpie.
 
2008-07-25 05:39:05 AM  
Jenkins made an offensive comment about the woman's private parts.

I'm thinking mudflaps. ...hmm, on second thought, maybe 70's pornbush?
 
2008-07-25 05:40:14 AM  
Probably some fatty with rolls over her twat hence the crude comments about it.
 
2008-07-25 05:41:38 AM  
pipco
Jenkins made an offensive comment about the woman's private parts.

I'm thinking mudflaps. ...hmm, on second thought, maybe 70's pornbush


called it Roast beef or maybe a grilled cheese sandwhich?
 
2008-07-25 05:43:21 AM  
The placement of this photo beneath the article amused me.

images.mirror.co.uk

/hotlinked, obviously
 
2008-07-25 05:43:55 AM  
c.j. heh heh. I like the cut of Yer jib.

Now that we're friends and all that, What's a jib and how does one cut it?
 
2008-07-25 05:45:27 AM  
pardon Me, missmez. I didn't notice there was a lady present.
 
2008-07-25 05:46:52 AM  
They found pornographic pictures of other women's private parts, but no photo of the patient.

I'm going to need to see these before I can form an opinion.
 
2008-07-25 05:47:09 AM  
pipco
c.j. heh heh. I like the cut of Yer jib.

Now that we're friends and all that, What's a jib and how does one cut it?


Dunno?

/In route to wiki
 
2008-07-25 05:48:26 AM  
Well with a first name like Callous, you had to expect this eventually.

/damn those pervert 999 ambulancemen
/happens everytime
 
2008-07-25 05:50:06 AM  
I used to work as a paramedic and in terms of pictures being taking of victims, I must say that it is pretty common and done all the time (eventhough prohibited by law), especially the real nasty accidents with guts spilled all over the place and dead people...rotten.com used to be the place to go...
Personally, I have never done such things, because it´s real turn-off to me.
 
2008-07-25 05:52:55 AM  
Mmmm....., roast beef....
 
2008-07-25 05:53:34 AM  
Or her twat was all caked up dried ooze from a long night of unfulfilled stimulation.

That'd warrant a photo record for the books.
 
2008-07-25 05:55:49 AM  
Some reason this reminds me of a saying my daddy use to say

He would say "Now boy, you know you got a good women when she will let you take a flashlight to bed with ya and if she allows a camera too then shiat marry her and keep the pictures acoming my way."

Then he would pull up his overalls fix is Dale Earnhardt cap and thump his skoal can

/Those were the days.
 
2008-07-25 05:57:30 AM  
A wise man my daddy was
 
2008-07-25 05:57:30 AM  

FTFA:"she did not hear a click or see a flash"

Cellphones have a flash? How'd I miss that?

 
2008-07-25 05:58:17 AM  

missmez: Wow, you are officially a disgusting git. What a shame that you chose to take fun of during someone else's vulnerable moment. Thank goodness you never have vulnerable moments yourself. Whoa, wait.


Why is making fun of someone all of a sudden a 'shame'? Seriously. And a vulnerable moment? This girl CHOSE to drink herself into a coma. "Oh, no! Someone made a vulgar joke about me after I drunk myself silly! Oh the horror!"
 
2008-07-25 05:58:57 AM  

SustainedHavoc: FTFA:"she did not hear a click or see a flash"
Cellphones have a flash? How'd I miss that?


yap!
 
2008-07-25 05:59:10 AM  
Anyone else read that headline as "999 medic raped over drunken, naked woman picture stunt"
 
2008-07-25 05:59:16 AM  
One of these days, Murdoch, we're gonna pool together and get you something that won't fight back. Like a quadruple amputee.
 
2008-07-25 06:00:08 AM  
jib= a sailors foreskin.

how ya doing?
 
2008-07-25 06:01:37 AM  
Migaloo


FOR REALZZZ??

/my mind has just been blown
 
2008-07-25 06:02:45 AM  
What's the big deal? He was having a laugh about some moron who was naked. This guy has to deal with incredibly stressful situations- get off his ass.

She shouldn't have drank so much that she passed out while she was trying to urinate, or drink so much that an ambulance had to be called.

Also, the article is biased as all hell, but who'd expect more from the Daily Record?
 
2008-07-25 06:07:09 AM  
"Have I shown you the picture of me and Willie Nelson?"
 
2008-07-25 06:07:21 AM  
The female EMT who was offended is probably just pissed that there are already pictures of her own passed out drunken oozing spread twat on the internet.
 
2008-07-25 06:08:04 AM  
Wow, the reporter really has sand in her vagina.
 
2008-07-25 06:09:23 AM  

TheDaymoose: What's the big deal? He was having a laugh about some moron who was naked. This guy has to deal with incredibly stressful situations- get off his ass.

She shouldn't have drank so much that she passed out while she was trying to urinate, or drink so much that an ambulance had to be called.



My thoughts exactly.
 
2008-07-25 06:11:54 AM  
Not saying what he did was right but it's a possibility to consider that if you're willing to get so blind drunk that you need an ambulance, you're putting yourself in a situation where some idiot might exploit the situation.
 
2008-07-25 06:15:44 AM  
called it Roast beef or maybe a grilled cheese sandwhich?

Fish and chips.
 
2008-07-25 06:17:53 AM  
LEEEEROOOYYYYYY JEEEENNNKINNNNSSSSS!

/at least he has chicken
 
2008-07-25 06:22:16 AM  
TFA
999 medic rapped over drunken, naked woman picture stunt

Geeze. I know that it was wrong, but was raping 999 medics really the right solution?
 
2008-07-25 06:23:00 AM  
For some reason, i think subby cannot distinguish a girl from a bimbo.
 
2008-07-25 06:24:51 AM  
Since the cop didn't find the pic in his cam phone, chances are it got deleted. The cop could have had the flash card examined since nothing is really deleted. Forensics could have recovered it and submitted as evidence.
 
2008-07-25 06:26:46 AM  

Rethorn: TFA
999 medic rapped over drunken, naked woman picture stunt

Geeze. I know that it was wrong, but was raping 999 medics really the right solution?


I lol'd

Thread's over everyone, I'm proud of what we did here.
 
2008-07-25 06:33:10 AM  
She was clearly asking for it.
 
2008-07-25 06:33:35 AM  
The 'vile' comment that the Record is too disgusted to repeat was 'badly packed kebab'. It's reported in The Times. ;-)
 
2008-07-25 06:34:56 AM  
I say wizard's sleeve...
 
2008-07-25 06:35:53 AM  
I read that headline as If you're going to take crotch shots off a girl passed out drunk

Sounded more fun my way.
 
2008-07-25 06:39:21 AM  

Marcus: "I rebuke the spirit of drugs in the name of Jesus. What's his name?"


Drummer: "I.B. Bangin'."


Marcus: "What you mean I.B. Bangin'?"


Drummer: "I.B. Bangin'!"


Marcus: "What the hell kind of name is I.B. Bangin'?"


Drummer: "I don't know his real name."


I.B.'s Girlfriend: "It's Frederick Smith."


Marcus: "Okay, Freddy..."


I.B.'s Girlfriend: "It's Frederick."


Marcus: "Okay, I.B. Bangin', we're gonna bring you back from the dead. "

 
2008-07-25 06:39:46 AM  
Note to self--take pictures before ambulance arrives.
 
2008-07-25 06:46:02 AM  
For God's sake Nancy, comb your hair and put your teeth in.
 
2008-07-25 06:50:45 AM  

accujimmy: Well with a first name like Callous, you had to expect this eventually.

/damn those pervert 999 ambulancemen
/happens everytime


I thought they changed the number......

img75.imageshack.us
 
2008-07-25 06:56:08 AM  
i need prove of the existence of this picture they are talking abt..
 
2008-07-25 07:07:36 AM  

Geekette: Anyone else read that headline as "999 medic raped over drunken, naked woman picture stunt"


Yep. That word always gets me in headlines. See: Girls rapped over charity collection. That was on Fark last week.

What makes it even worse (or better?) was that they were 9 years old.
 
2008-07-25 07:08:51 AM  

jakeone: sand


That was I was going to say.

From TFA (my bold):

A PERVERT 999 medic pointed his camera phone at a patient's private parts as she lay naked and helpless in the back of his ambulance.

Callous Scott Jenkins, 30, laughed at the young woman and made a vile remark about her during the disgusting incident.


Let me try this for the sandy vagina:

A drunken, disorderly female--that removed her clothes just prior to passing out from heavy alcohol drinking--was placed in the back of an 999 ambulance, wherein Scott Jenkins, 30, is accused of pointing his cell phone camera at her nude body. No evidence was found that a picture was taken after his phone was searched; however, he is still being charged with disturbing the peace after a coworker reported him for the questionable behavior.
 
2008-07-25 07:13:26 AM  
"For an ambulanceman to behave like that is just absolutely appalling."

img380.imageshack.us
 
2008-07-25 07:13:28 AM  
I read that like something similar to a hooter shooter at first

i245.photobucket.com

but then I read the article and realized noooo the medics aren't allowed to do shots out of victims crotches
 
2008-07-25 07:37:09 AM  
TheDaymoose:
What's the big deal? He was having a laugh about some moron who was naked. This guy has to deal with incredibly stressful situations- get off his ass.

She shouldn't have drank so much that she passed out while she was trying to urinate, or drink so much that an ambulance had to be called.


I'm glad my female friends didn't go to college with some of you freaks.
 
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