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(Gothamist)   You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of fur and cheezburgers, but of mind. A world where the sound of a single cat is enough to drive a man mad. You are in: the Caturday Zone   (gothamist.com) divider line 439
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2008-07-26 11:31:57 AM  
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2008-07-26 11:35:15 AM  
Thanks, Pineapples I have been looking for that one for months!

/steal!
 
2008-07-26 11:38:27 AM  
You're welcome Kayefex! :DDDD I loves it too XD
 
amo
2008-07-26 11:39:41 AM  
QuantumPhaseShift: I need some advice. Several of you appear to be roughly close to the position I'm now faced with.

You need a rapid drop in the breeding population, and it sounds like you realize this. I suggest involving your local humane society. They are pretty clever about catching cats.

My other option is a little less pleasant. If you can stomach it and the local laws have nothing against firearm usage on your property, borrow a sharpshooter. (And I mean sharp. It's not a good option if you have to shoot twice.) I'm a cat lover, but sometimes it's the only way. One of my girls went feral when she got sick, and we couldn't get to her to take her to the vet. :(
 
2008-07-26 11:41:30 AM  
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2008-07-26 11:42:53 AM  
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2008-07-26 11:43:03 AM  
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2008-07-26 11:43:17 AM  
partisan28: "If there was ever an anachronism, it's this Caturday crap on Fark. It is really crazy how unrepresentative this is of the rest of this site.
/ means no offense
/ as a long time Farker just finds it odd"


As Daniel Webster said, arguing for the plaintiff in Dartmouth College v. Woodward before SCOTUS, "Your Honors, it is only a little college, but there are those of us who love it."

I chose a very civil -and civilized- quote to respond to your post, because A) Fark can use a bit more of that, now and again, and B) perhaps it will serve to offset my suggestions below.

/Caturday threads clearly marked; go elsewhere
//Find the Caturday Cougar, who will rip your nuts off, then you'll have something to concentrate on besides Internet threads you don't like
 
2008-07-26 11:43:51 AM  
funnelfiasco.homelinux.com
 
2008-07-26 11:44:41 AM  

home.roadrunner.com
 
2008-07-26 11:47:53 AM  
www.photopile.com

blank
 
2008-07-26 11:50:16 AM  
www.photopile.com

and another
 
2008-07-26 11:51:16 AM  
Kayefex:

homepage.mac.com

And here's the Unitarian Jihad Name Generator (poppity).

vaint9: you did your best. It matters a lot.

I wish you and all of us FARK weirdos and anachronisms here a very good Caturday.
 
2008-07-26 11:54:55 AM  
Kayefex: Sister Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection

Ohhhh I forgotted. You did that cat with the capshun "leave him where jebus flang him" or something like that? do you still have that?

And, to everyone at large: who remembers/can produce a photo of two cats. One is leaning towards the other, who is leaning away. The leaner is saying "Go on, priest, say we's married" and the other is saying "We's getting married???" if any one has that one, post it for naugahyde donkey?


thats my Pain you are talkin about.
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I cannot remember who did this one.I( need to notate that when I get new lolpains
 
2008-07-26 11:57:05 AM  
i36.tinypic.com
 
2008-07-26 12:00:03 PM  
Nice work Stormmaster83!

Someday he'll be a quarterback that will throw for 2000 yards.
 
2008-07-26 12:01:04 PM  
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2008-07-26 12:01:34 PM  
Hi Sister H.G. I love seeing Pain in here before I find the caturday thread.
Sumone caption me pleeze
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And another blank I think I've posted one time before .
 
2008-07-26 12:02:40 PM  
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2008-07-26 12:06:25 PM  
Sister Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection: Kayefex:



And here's the Unitarian Jihad Name Generator (poppity).


Thanks! I am now to be known as Sister Neutron Bomb of Enlightened Compassion. Srsly. LOL!

Also, now, thanks to my dose of Proud-No-More, I can ask: Where is that Jebus flang him quote from?
 
2008-07-26 12:08:36 PM  
Therion: Our new kids, a couple of hours after they were born on Tuesday morning.

I have a feeling you're going to see more of these kittens on Fark - the little grey one has 26 toes!


Polydactyl cats are awesome as Pain can attest. He only has twenty two but it is plenty for his pain causing hobbies.
 
2008-07-26 12:08:37 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

/wanders off to make toast wondering whatever could have caused such a craving...
 
2008-07-26 12:09:37 PM  
child_god: If you are referring to the scary kids story (from Tales from the Midnight Hour?), I think the last cat the other cats were waiting for was named Max. I loved that story.

"Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark", and it was Martin.
 
2008-07-26 12:10:40 PM  
Kayefex: Sister Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection: Kayefex:



And here's the Unitarian Jihad Name Generator (poppity).

Thanks! I am now to be known as Sister Neutron Bomb of Enlightened Compassion. Srsly. LOL!

Also, now, thanks to my dose of Proud-No-More, I can ask: Where is that Jebus flang him quote from?


I Brother Shotgun of Sweet Reason would also like to know.
 
2008-07-26 12:11:40 PM  
mouser_inc:

/mom?


valnt9: yup! mouser_inc is my son. da fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.

LOL! A FARK cliché realized and upended at the same time.

/my mom loves Caturday, too
//she's not a FARKer, though
///i save her the best pics every week
 
2008-07-26 12:12:07 PM  
I've vicariously lived through many-a caturday...but now I ask for you great Farkers to caption my very own first kitten. Her Name is Bacon.
i7.photobucket.com

and

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she found her tail....
 
2008-07-26 12:13:39 PM  
Sister Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection: And here's the Unitarian Jihad Name Generator

I like mine: "Brother Ceiling Cat of Quiet Reflection." But, how did they know the ceiling in my bedroom is mirrored?? Spooky.
 
2008-07-26 12:17:36 PM  
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2008-07-26 12:17:53 PM  
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2008-07-26 12:18:18 PM  
xanadian's blank was posted way back in the thread, but here goes...

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2008-07-26 12:18:50 PM  
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2008-07-26 12:19:47 PM  
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2008-07-26 12:19:51 PM  
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2008-07-26 12:20:36 PM  
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2008-07-26 12:21:42 PM  
Kayefex, lokisbong: The quote is from Anne Lamott's book Bird by Bird. She tells an anecdote about a friend who had an alcoholic husband who would pass out drunk on their front lawn a lot. The friend would get up in the very early morning hours to drag her husband in so the neighbors wouldn't see. At the church she attended she was telling this story, and a very ancient tiny African-American lady gave her this advice: "Honey, you leave him lay where Jesus flang him."

/waves to lokisbong and Pain
//loves Anne Lamott
///Bird by Bird: one of the best books on writing, EVAR
 
2008-07-26 12:23:56 PM  
Last night as my wife's 'Stitch & Biatch' session was finishing up, we heard a little meow from the yard. Looking around we saw a tiny little tortie kitten, probably no more than 3 months old. She did some running away, but when we retreated to the porch and made enough purring noises she came & checked us out. I snagged her and we took her inside.

She's pretty thin, and devoured the kitten food and kitten milk I went out to get for her. She's a snuggly, purry little thing, and I don't think we're going to make much more than a token effort to find the 'owners'.

The other cats aren't 100% sure yet...

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...but I think it'll be cool.

Given that she was found at the end of the 'Stitch & Biatch' I think her name will be 'Purrl'

/Yay Caturday!
 
2008-07-26 12:26:08 PM  
Sister Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection: Kayefex, lokisbong: The quote is from Anne Lamott's book Bird by Bird. She tells an anecdote about a friend who had an alcoholic husband who would pass out drunk on their front lawn a lot. The friend would get up in the very early morning hours to drag her husband in so the neighbors wouldn't see. At the church she attended she was telling this story, and a very ancient tiny African-American lady gave her this advice: "Honey, you leave him lay where Jesus flang him."

/waves to lokisbong and Pain
//loves Anne Lamott
///Bird by Bird: one of the best books on writing, EVAR


very good, thank you!
 
2008-07-26 12:27:28 PM  
UniqueCrash5: The other cats aren't 100% sure yet...

...but I think it'll be cool.

Given that she was found at the end of the 'Stitch & Biatch' I think her name will be 'Purrl'

/Yay Caturday!


Purrl. hee hee hee! Congrats on your new dottir!
 
2008-07-26 12:28:23 PM  
Punctuationally correct version. MODS please delete previous.


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2008-07-26 12:28:41 PM  
i35.photobucket.comWe find that to be funny.
 
2008-07-26 12:29:19 PM  
Thanks for the heads up on that caption Sister H.G. Now if I could just figure out what this is from?

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the closest thing I can come up with is that skit about the fonts the other day and Pain is supposed to be web dings?
 
2008-07-26 12:29:52 PM  
i5.photobucket.com
/Let cat borrow camera.
//Yeah,thats it.The cat. It borrowed the camera.
 
2008-07-26 12:31:53 PM  
R.I.P. Sweet Molly.

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2008-07-26 12:32:22 PM  
i35.photobucket.com

I have no eyez, I cannot see.
 
2008-07-26 12:32:44 PM  
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2008-07-26 12:34:36 PM  
killiemary: /Let cat borrow camera.
//Yeah,thats it.The cat. It borrowed the camera.


I dunno how to break this to you, but your cat is a squirrel humper.
 
2008-07-26 12:35:37 PM  
twangdiva: feel better soon, girl.

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

/skritches to Lola, Elmer, Ruby, and Opal
//how bad is it that i know everybody's cats' names
///don't answer that, srsly
 
2008-07-26 12:35:40 PM  
teencat: R.I.P. Sweet Molly.

Molly is my kitty's name. (OK, Mollie.) Sorry for your loss.
 
2008-07-26 12:40:13 PM  
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2008-07-26 12:40:55 PM  
I have two cuddly sweet fat boring lazy cats. You have all met Tank before...

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This is Mollie, aka Miss Mollie, Mollie Bee, Mollie Cat, Maurice. Everyone who meets her feels compelled to change up her name.

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I feel like I'm pretty good with capshuns... but that one of Tank is the only one I've ever been able to choose a capshun for. Any ideas for Miss Mollie here?
 
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