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(Celebridiot)   Brooke Hogan offered a chance to pose for Playboy. Singing and acting weren't working, so the next logical step is porn   (celebridiot.com) divider line 56
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2008-07-24 02:12:39 PM  
I, for one, am in favor of this proposition.

What's the over/under on her father attending the photo shoot to *ahem*cough* make sure things don't get out of hand?
 
2008-07-24 02:21:01 PM  
TrancePI: What's the over/under on her father attending the photo shoot to *ahem*cough* make sure things don't get out of hand?

Someone's gotta put the lotion all over her, and what kind of father wouldn't want to be there for his daughter?

/the normal kind
 
2008-07-24 02:52:06 PM  
I wonder if they'll airbrush out her penis.
 
2008-07-24 03:11:09 PM  
I could just hear the photographer now:

"Can someone please keep the fapping noise down please?"

Hogan: *looks around while hiding his lotion and tissue*
 
2008-07-24 03:11:18 PM  
Playboy isn't porn submitter.....
 
2008-07-24 03:14:32 PM  
Etchy333: TrancePI: What's the over/under on her father attending the photo shoot to *ahem*cough* make sure things don't get out of hand?

Someone's gotta put the lotion all over her, and what kind of father wouldn't want to be there for his daughter?

/the normal kind


Our daughters are 12 and 10. This summer they needed help putting lotion on their back and I was off at the swings with our son. I would hate to think someone was branding their Dad a pervert because he was helping to make sure their back halves didn't burn.
 
2008-07-24 03:15:58 PM  
TrancePI: I, for one, am in favor of this proposition.

What's the over/under on her father attending the photo shoot to *ahem*cough* make sure things don't get out of hand?


We all know that Billy Ray Cyrus was at Miley's shoot, so there is definitely precedent.
 
2008-07-24 03:16:49 PM  
Gwendolyn: Our daughters are 12 and 10. This summer they needed help putting lotion on their back and I was off at the swings with our son. I would hate to think someone was branding their Dad a pervert because he was helping to make sure their back halves didn't burn.

10 & 12 is different than an 18 yr old attention whore whose daddy goes out and finds a chick to bang that looks suspiciously like his daughter.
 
2008-07-24 03:22:03 PM  
Gwendolyn: Etchy333: TrancePI: What's the over/under on her father attending the photo shoot to *ahem*cough* make sure things don't get out of hand?

Someone's gotta put the lotion all over her, and what kind of father wouldn't want to be there for his daughter?

/the normal kind

Our daughters are 12 and 10. This summer they needed help putting lotion on their back and I was off at the swings with our son. I would hate to think someone was branding their Dad a pervert because he was helping to make sure their back halves didn't burn.


Obviously didn't see the pics. She is 18 and he was slathering lotion pretty high on her inner thighs
 
2008-07-24 03:24:26 PM  
I, for one, think she's quite attractive.

img.thesun.co.uk

Definitely big boned, however that is not a negative.

Maybe they could do a video where she rips out of a t-shirt
the way her daddy used to?

/On second thought, that would be too creepy....
 
2008-07-24 03:24:28 PM  
Gwendolyn: Playboy isn't porn submitter.....

Yeah, bad photoshopping and airbrushing does not equal porn.
 
2008-07-24 03:25:44 PM  
dj_bigbird: Gwendolyn: Our daughters are 12 and 10. This summer they needed help putting lotion on their back and I was off at the swings with our son. I would hate to think someone was branding their Dad a pervert because he was helping to make sure their back halves didn't burn.

10 & 12 is different than an 18 yr old attention whore whose daddy goes out and finds a chick to bang that looks suspiciously like his daughter.


Hulk Smash!

img441.imageshack.us

/it's a Hogan thread
//it's obligatory
 
2008-07-24 03:26:20 PM  
Malinki: Gwendolyn: Playboy isn't porn submitter.....

Yeah, bad photoshopping and airbrushing does not equal porn.


What? Since when?
 
2008-07-24 03:26:44 PM  
biyaaatci: I wonder if they'll airbrush out her penis.

Thanks for coming out.

Please enjoy this complimentary bottle of Zima.
 
2008-07-24 03:29:22 PM  
Good! Get it over with and drop off into obscurity.

A Playboy shoot is the last stop on the way to I-don't-give-a-damn-anymore
 
2008-07-24 03:29:27 PM  
Thread is fine w/o pictures
 
2008-07-24 03:30:21 PM  
i125.photobucket.com

i125.photobucket.com
 
2008-07-24 03:30:42 PM  
DjangoStonereaver: I, for one, think she's quite attractive.



Definitely big boned, however that is not a negative.

Maybe they could do a video where she rips out of a t-shirt
the way her daddy used to?

/On second thought, that would be too creepy....


I wouldn't mount a frontal assault on that bulwark, but I might be persuaded to attack from the rear.
 
2008-07-24 03:31:13 PM  
She should become a chick wrestler. She has the connections.
 
2008-07-24 03:34:19 PM  
Gwendolyn: Playboy isn't porn submitter.....


Seconded.

IIRC, it's one of the few magazines at a 12th grade reading level. Most publications....Newsweek, Time, etc. are at an 8th grade level.
 
2008-07-24 03:35:56 PM  
dj_bigbird: Gwendolyn: Our daughters are 12 and 10. This summer they needed help putting lotion on their back and I was off at the swings with our son. I would hate to think someone was branding their Dad a pervert because he was helping to make sure their back halves didn't burn.

10 & 12 is different than an 18 yr old attention whore whose daddy goes out and finds a chick to bang that looks suspiciously like his daughter.


In fairness that chick also looks like a suspiciously younger version of his wife.

/still creepy
 
2008-07-24 03:37:28 PM  
Life's too short for softcore.
 
2008-07-24 03:40:24 PM  
FFS, Playboy is not porn.

/Brazilian fart fetish.
//THAT'S porn.
 
2008-07-24 03:41:26 PM  
SeaMonkey311: Obviously didn't see the pics. She is 18 and he was slathering lotion pretty high on her inner thighs

Well at what age does it become creepy to worry about your kids being sunburnt? 15,17? I should let him know before someone takes pictures.

Yeah he's close to her cooch in those pictures but parents don't think about their kids like that unless they are Joe Simpson.
 
2008-07-24 03:45:06 PM  
Sarcastica75: FFS, Playboy is not porn.

/Brazilian fart fetish.
//THAT'S porn.


I knew someone would say this. I should have guessed it would be you. ;)
 
2008-07-24 03:45:22 PM  
Imminent failure, dude.

Playboy is not porn. I used to live next door to a 24hr bookstore, the type of place where the counter guy rents out the stalls to crackheads and hookers. I tried to buy a PB there once and the guy just stared at me.

Marsupial Inches, that is porn.
 
2008-07-24 03:45:55 PM  
Sarcastica75: FFS, Playboy is not porn.

/Brazilian fart fetish.
//THAT'S porn.



Two girls, one Dutch oven?
 
2008-07-24 03:49:17 PM  
Brown Sauce: Life's too short for softcore.

Bumper-sticker material.
 
2008-07-24 03:51:01 PM  
biyaaatci: I wonder if they'll airbrush out her penis.

THIS
 
2008-07-24 03:54:51 PM  
Sarcastica75: FFS, Playboy is not porn.

/Brazilian fart fetish.
//THAT'S porn.


fartcakes?
 
2008-07-24 03:55:06 PM  
I'd camel clutch that chick
 
2008-07-24 03:57:14 PM  
Gwendolyn:

Our daughters are 12 and 10. This summer they needed help putting lotion on their back and I was off at the swings with our son. I would hate to think someone was branding their Dad a pervert because he was helping to make sure their back halves didn't burn

Im 22 and Im close to my dad, never once has he put suntan lotion on my ass. Its NORMAL for dads to do that their daughters when they are young but over 18? Are you kidding me? That is completely creepy.
Its not like she was holding her dads hand but the picture of him rubbing her ass was just too creepy.
 
2008-07-24 03:58:57 PM  
UpstateMonkey: I'd camel clutch that chick

But the real test is the Cleveland Steamer.
 
2008-07-24 03:58:57 PM  
Playboy will screw it up. sand all over her body..or some conveniently placed silk sheets that will cover damn near everything.
 
2008-07-24 04:05:42 PM  
Sarcastica75 (favorite) 2008-07-24 03:40:24 PM
FFS, Playboy is not porn.

/Brazilian fart fetish.
//THAT'S porn.

Nah,That's still rookie shiat compared to Japan.
 
2008-07-24 04:08:40 PM  
cowsspinach: Gwendolyn:

Our daughters are 12 and 10. This summer they needed help putting lotion on their back and I was off at the swings with our son. I would hate to think someone was branding their Dad a pervert because he was helping to make sure their back halves didn't burn

Im 22 and Im close to my dad, never once has he put suntan lotion on my ass. Its NORMAL for dads to do that their daughters when they are young but over 18? Are you kidding me? That is completely creepy.
Its not like she was holding her dads hand but the picture of him rubbing her ass was just too creepy.


Plus, I think most people can reach their own ass. It's not like she had stubby little deformed arms. The back is one thing, most people can't do their own back. But the ass? Maybe daddy should be more concerned that her ass even needs lotion.
 
2008-07-24 04:15:59 PM  
I am gonna take care of this since my peeps Moosey isn't here.

I would hit that like a tourettes kid with a freaking pogo stick. Love big slutty blondes with aftermarket kits.
 
2008-07-24 04:19:41 PM  
Lizard: Sarcastica75 (favorite) 2008-07-24 03:40:24 PM
FFS, Playboy is not porn.

/Brazilian fart fetish.
//THAT'S porn.

Nah,That's still rookie shiat compared to Japan.


To steal a bit of someone's thunder:

APPROVES (NSFW)
 
2008-07-24 04:25:32 PM  
Nobody greases her up but me, brother.
 
2008-07-24 04:41:47 PM  
Whut (new window)
 
2008-07-24 05:00:22 PM  
emocomputerjock:

Well you just eliminated any japanese schoolgirl fantasy i every had or was going to have.

Ass.

/wait, that was too frickin ironic
 
2008-07-24 05:10:47 PM  
Outlaw2097: emocomputerjock:

Well you just eliminated any japanese schoolgirl fantasy i every had or was going to have.

Ass.

/wait, that was too frickin ironic


I blame society.
 
2008-07-24 05:23:43 PM  
The_Sponge: IIRC, it's one of the few magazines at a 12th grade reading level. Most publications....Newsweek, Time, etc. are at an 8th grade level.

Playboy has words?
 
2008-07-24 05:31:39 PM  
cowsspinach: Gwendolyn:


Im 22 and Im close to my dad, never once has he put suntan lotion on my ass. Its NORMAL for dads to do that their daughters when they are young but over 18? Are you kidding me? That is completely creepy.
Its not like she was holding her dads hand but the picture of him rubbing her ass was just too creepy.


how YOU doing...i got this rash, can you take a look for me?
 
2008-07-24 05:40:48 PM  
I was eating at an Applebees the other night with my wife and I looked over and saw a blind man with a dog. I think, no big deal, what a nice looking dog--my daughter might want to pet it...But, then I look up at what he's reading and it was a Playboy magazine entirely in Braille. I guess if you live long enough, you'll see everything....

/my daughter asked what he was reading.....didn't know how to explain it
 
2008-07-24 07:08:14 PM  
Gwendolyn:

Our daughters are 12 and 10. This summer they needed help putting lotion on their back and I was off at the swings with our son. I would hate to think someone was branding their Dad a pervert because he was helping to make sure their back halves didn't burn.

Er, I'm, er, well, a good bit older than 10 or 12, and I can't really put lotion on the middle of my back. I can reach it ... sort of ... but I need someone to help me with that. Thankfully, I have someone other than my father who would like to help with that.

On the other hand, I need no help to put lotion on my own butt and the backs and insides of my upper thighs. Thankfully, I have someone other than my father who would like to help with that.
 
2008-07-24 08:04:35 PM  
that wasnt his daughter that was his daughters/wifes best friend....
id hit it if it was around
 
2008-07-24 08:43:13 PM  
This will be only slightly less traumatizing than the Chyna pictorial a few years ago. (shudders)
 
2008-07-24 10:00:07 PM  
YES!... I mean...cool.

/YES!
 
2008-07-24 10:45:50 PM  
i2.photobucket.com
 
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