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(ABC)   Here is the church / here is the steeple / another crane falls / and crushes two people   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 112
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2008-07-24 01:21:54 PM  
*golf clap* nice subby, very nice
 
2008-07-24 01:35:47 PM  
*plink*

There goes another one. Every time I laugh at these headlines a little bit of my soul is knapped off.
 
2008-07-24 01:40:30 PM  
I laughed, and I've been on Fark long enough not to feel bad about it. A TF recurring membership is a waterslide to hell.
 
2008-07-24 02:16:46 PM  
Beautiful. *wipes tear*
 
2008-07-24 02:19:26 PM  
I'm going to chuckle about that headline for a while.

Jesus must have really hated them to kill them like that.
 
2008-07-24 02:25:37 PM  
Heh. I actually laughed. Out loud.
 
2008-07-24 02:34:05 PM  
www.californiacraneschool.com
Hammerzeit
 
2008-07-24 02:46:26 PM  
I guess God didn't love them very much.
 
2008-07-24 03:23:08 PM  
Very nice headline...very nice
 
2008-07-24 03:27:10 PM  
Maybe next time they'll pray harder.
 
2008-07-24 03:27:23 PM  
hah, I laughed out loud but I know I should not have...
 
2008-07-24 03:28:09 PM  
I LOL'd. Good jorb subby.
 
2008-07-24 03:28:19 PM  
Where is your god now?
 
2008-07-24 03:28:50 PM  
Trivia Jockey: I laughed, and I've been on Fark long enough not to feel bad about it. A TF recurring membership is a waterslide to hell.

This. I had to stop mine while I still had a sliver of soul left.

And I still laughed, subby. A +1 is in my prayers for you.
 
2008-07-24 03:28:57 PM  
Useless without pics.
 
2008-07-24 03:29:26 PM  
ultraholland: Where is your god now?

Last seen scampering away from the scene of the crime.
 
2008-07-24 03:29:34 PM  
img141.imageshack.us
 
2008-07-24 03:30:10 PM  
Good job subby!
 
2008-07-24 03:30:22 PM  
Subby, I tip my hat to you good sir
 
2008-07-24 03:31:08 PM  
What the hell? Is gravity suddenly becoming stronger or is the news reporting more crane collapses? I don't ever recall hearing about cranes falling over this much.
 
2008-07-24 03:31:30 PM  
http://www.news9.com/Global/story.asp?S=8728922
 
2008-07-24 03:31:48 PM  
These crane collapses are becoming all too common. I'm starting to think it's the work of turrists! Very gradually killing Americans, one crane at a time.
 
2008-07-24 03:32:13 PM  
That was absolutely beautiful, subby. I lol'd.

/Off to hell, now.
 
2008-07-24 03:32:22 PM  
Proof that rubberneckin' can be hazardous to your health.
 
2008-07-24 03:32:25 PM  
Very good title subby!

I wonder what Sunday's sermon will be.
 
2008-07-24 03:32:40 PM  
Wow, that's up there with Juan Moore.
 
2008-07-24 03:32:53 PM  
JEWS DID CRANE
 
2008-07-24 03:33:12 PM  
Seriously, God crushes a church member - just some poor 80-year-old enjoying the construction. Don't get me started on how He plants the fossils all over the earth. What a trickster that guy is!
 
2008-07-24 03:34:17 PM  
Postal Penguin: What the hell? Is gravity suddenly becoming stronger or is the news reporting more crane collapses? I don't ever recall hearing about cranes falling over this much.

I think it could be shotty workmanship and cheap parts, personally- but I like your take on gravity a bit more. :D

/My joke- lemmie show you it. :)
 
2008-07-24 03:34:23 PM  
It's funny 'cause somebody died.
 
2008-07-24 03:34:42 PM  
Great 1 subby +2
 
2008-07-24 03:34:49 PM  
What you say?

Your Crane Style beats my Fist Of God style?

FIGHT!
 
2008-07-24 03:35:30 PM  
If this continues we're gonna have to figure out another way to move things vertically. Create more jobs, curb obesity simultaneously.

www.cheops-pyramide.ch
 
2008-07-24 03:35:32 PM  
I laughed, felt guilty, then laughed again.

I don't know about you subby, but I'm going to bypass the window seat for the bar car.
 
2008-07-24 03:35:51 PM  
What was the wife doing in the back seat???
 
2008-07-24 03:37:21 PM  
ultraholland: Where is your god now?

WINNAR!...thread over
 
2008-07-24 03:37:44 PM  
content.ytmnd.com

+1 subby
 
2008-07-24 03:37:54 PM  
Subby, well done you magnificent bastard...
 
2008-07-24 03:38:12 PM  
Somebody's going to get crucified over this.
 
2008-07-24 03:38:28 PM  
i98.photobucket.com

sweep the leg

//nuttin
 
2008-07-24 03:38:39 PM  
img376.imageshack.us

Did it sound like Godzilla when it fell?
 
2008-07-24 03:38:52 PM  
pfft, Protestants
 
2008-07-24 03:39:29 PM  
Don't worry. Americans will get the hang of these new-fangled "crane" things any day now.

Annnny day now.
 
2008-07-24 03:39:52 PM  
80 years lived just so he could be crushed. That's awful.
 
2008-07-24 03:41:02 PM  
So.... New York, to Florida, to Texas, to Oklahoma? Is the machine plague spreading?
 
2008-07-24 03:43:14 PM  
I giggled like a schoolgirl getting her butt tickled by a Koosh Ball.
 
2008-07-24 03:43:35 PM  
nobodys_goose: So.... New York, to Florida, to Texas, to Oklahoma? Is the machine plague spreading?

i47.photobucket.com
 
2008-07-24 03:44:01 PM  
At least their families can be at peace and know their loved ones have been called back to heaven.
 
2008-07-24 03:44:13 PM  
ereiv: Dammit you beat me to it lol
 
2008-07-24 03:44:35 PM  
seventypercent: I giggled like a schoolgirl getting her butt tickled by a Koosh Ball.

Hmmmm
 
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