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(ESPN)   With Karl Malone's daughter out for the rest of the year, the Detroit Shock sign a 50-year old to replace her   (sports.espn.go.com) divider line 22
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2008-07-24 12:39:43 PM
Ya but is she a hot 50 year old?
 
2008-07-24 01:35:53 PM
curmudge: Ya but is she a hot 50 year old?

Sort of. She cleans up fairly nice.
 
2008-07-24 02:35:45 PM
... 50 ...

www.beattrend.com

/ gonna sue they ass
 
2008-07-24 02:50:07 PM
dj_bigbird: curmudge: Ya but is she a hot 50 year old?

Sort of. She cleans up fairly nice.


But I thought she plays for the other team?
 
2008-07-24 02:57:34 PM
neglogon: dj_bigbird: curmudge: Ya but is she a hot 50 year old?

Sort of. She cleans up fairly nice.

But I thought she plays for the other team?


In the WNBA, there is no other team.
 
2008-07-24 02:57:59 PM
Is this one of the kids Karl Malone claims as one of his?
 
2008-07-24 03:04:30 PM
This sounds like a Bill Veeck - Minnie Minoso type of stunt.
 
2008-07-24 03:05:25 PM
Is this one of his children he is actually a father to or another one that came from some 14 year old he knocked up while he was 20+ in college?
 
2008-07-24 03:08:03 PM
My bad. Demetrius Bell's mother was 13 when she gave birth to him, so I guess twenty something Karl may have been banging a 12 year old...
 
2008-07-24 03:23:02 PM
srhp29: My bad. Demetrius Bell's mother was 13 when she gave birth to him, so I guess twenty something Karl may have been banging a 12 year old...

I thought she was only 14-15 when he knocked her up.

Karl Malone is an asshole. And a pedo.
 
2008-07-24 03:33:22 PM
Super Chronic: This sounds like a Bill Veeck - Minnie Minoso type of stunt.

They should go all out and put a MAN on the court. How crazy would that be?
 
2008-07-24 03:53:31 PM
What would Gordie Howe do?
 
2008-07-24 04:10:56 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Unimpressed.

/wikilinked
 
2008-07-24 04:21:24 PM
terriblist: They should go all out and put a MAN on the court. How crazy would that be?

images.usatoday.com

orly?

/shamelessly hotlinked, for your Grandmama pleasures
 
2008-07-24 04:23:47 PM
I thought she was only 14-15 when he knocked her up.

She was 12 or 13 when she gave birth, so who knows how old she was when he was doing her...12 or 13 though if not younger.
 
2008-07-24 05:06:47 PM
STILL DON'T CARE

/The WNBA...it's GILF-tastic
//can we just let the thing die already?
 
2008-07-24 05:07:12 PM
srhp29: She was 12 or 13 when she gave birth, so who knows how old she was when he was doing her...12 or 13 though if not younger.

Wow.
I didn't actually know that... I'd only heard the story a few years ago on ESPN about the kids, with a bit about the mom... didn't recall them saying she was that young.

How did Kahl Mahlown not go to prison?
 
2008-07-24 05:21:53 PM
puffy999: She was 12 or 13 when she gave birth, so who knows how old she was when he was doing her...12 or 13 though if not younger.

Athletes don't go to prison, unless you do something to animals.
 
2008-07-24 05:22:28 PM
wow my quote accuracy is way off tonight.
 
2008-07-24 05:27:55 PM
4NSpy: puffy999: She was 12 or 13 when she gave birth, so who knows how old she was when he was doing her...12 or 13 though if not younger.

Athletes don't go to prison, unless you do something to animals.


Plus wasn't it in Louisiana? Things like that tend to go unnoticed down there, especially 20 years ago. One Disney minor down there just gave birth.
 
2008-07-24 05:37:31 PM
What darkly amuses me about this story is that this idiot tore her knee up -- and then jumped into a brawl. I've hurt my knee before. You know that your knee is farked up. I recall hitting the deck clutching it and howling with pain. Who the hell would want to throw down with a farked up knee?
 
2008-07-24 06:01:57 PM
Is it wrong I knew exactly who it was before I even clicked the link, and this is the first I heard of the signing?
 
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