She looks pretty damned good for 78 years old. I wouldn't fark with her.

/obligatory
//quick and dirty

This lady rocks. They should fit her into the Watchmen movie. 'The Shaker'

I'd hit it like the fist of an angry Gran.

Angry Fist of Gran was a damn fine porno.

Edziak: Angry Fist of Gran was a damn fine porno.

Don't tell me these things.

Walker: Wait, the Nanny State police didn't arrest her for violating the criminal's human rights?

Exaggerated, misleading, one-sided news stories in my tabloids? It's more likely than you think.

I would give her 5:2 odds on a fight with Lennox Louis.

By Lucy Cockcroft ???

Related?



/Hotlinked, but who cares? It's CNN.

One has to wonder how many people misread her grandsons name as Simian, Simeon is a biblical name and all, but damn, isn't that just a little too close?

/not a racist by any stretch, but it is an unfortunate name none the less.

Nice story. Got her purse back.

There's something distasteful about beating druggies to a pulp, even when 78 year olds do it. I'm glad she didn't do that.

Awesome!

Stepqhen: One has to wonder how many people misread her grandsons name as Simian, Simeon is a biblical name and all, but damn, isn't that just a little too close?

/not a racist by any stretch, but it is an unfortunate name none the less.

LOL my thoughts exactly!

also

I'm glad she didn't get stabbed.

simian04: This lady rocks. They should fit her into the Watchmen movie. 'The Shaker'

I'm not sure what "rocks" about her. The fact she could out run someone?

At her age (or any age), she should have had the wisdom to let the purse go. Is the contents of the purse worth being shot, stabbed, or hospitalized for?

Personally, I just think she was very lucky with the outcome.

Her lawn must be immaculate.

doosel68: By Lucy Cockcroft ???

THIS...Cockcroft...eh hehehe...

CasperImproved:
At her age (or any age), she should have had the wisdom to let the purse go. Is the contents of the purse worth being shot, stabbed, or hospitalized for?

Personally, I just think she was very lucky with the outcome.

Because small-time British crooks are often armed to the teeth, and won't hesitate to stab an old woman in front of witnesses.

You know, somehow I was expecting something different when I saw "78-year old woman" and "snatch" in the same sentence. Especially after the twat stuff the other day. I guess it's that type outside the box thinking that gets me in trouble. Then again, as surely as the beavers and snappers laugh at the stubbing of a camel toe, they surely won't laugh at hairy axe wounds and the prospect of getting served up a nice hot hair pie. Sorry if I've been pussyfooting around.

/coont

FTA: He clocked a personal best of 10.03sec at the recent Olympic trials.

In what? The 100m? The 400m? A 26k marathon?

The editor needs an apology beaten out of him.

way to go grandma. that's how u take ur community back by standing up to these punks.

RIP, Ma.

_{hotlinked for her pleasure}

It's the little old lady from Pasadena....Go granny, go granny, go granny go....

they let citizens chase down criminals in the nanny state? i don't believe it...

I like her.

Cue Rocky theme music.

Her grandson will race at the Beijing Olympics as Britain's number one sprinter. He clocked a personal best of 10.03sec at the recent Olympic trials right behind his grandmother who had 9.43sec.

You know who else likes shaking?

Control_this: There's something distasteful about beating druggies to a pulp, even when 78 year olds do it.

You're right. It's better to just beat them to death and be done with them.

CasperImproved: simian04: This lady rocks. They should fit her into the Watchmen movie. 'The Shaker'

I'm not sure what "rocks" about her. The fact she could out run someone?

At her age (or any age), she should have had the wisdom to let the purse go. Is the contents of the purse worth being shot, stabbed, or hospitalized for?

Personally, I just think she was very lucky with the outcome.

Dude, tell me you did not just troll a "pensioner kicks some ass" thread?!?!?

I loved the bonus 'back in my day' quote from her. She's officially on my list of heros, along with the lady last year that held theives up at gunpoint as she steadied herself with her cane!

D-Y-N-O, D-Y-N-O, D-Y-N-O...GRANDMA!

Mixolydian Master: FTA: He clocked a personal best of 10.03sec at the recent Olympic trials.

In what? The 100m? The 400m? A 26k marathon?

The editor needs an apology beaten out of him.

Why? Her grandson was called a sprinter. Sprinters run 100m. I've never seen someone sprint for an entire marathon.

oldweevil: I was expecting something different when I saw "78-year old woman" and "snatch" in the same sentence

you want to see her old alligator snatch pursed?

IsaacBoda: You know who else likes shaking?

'You're goin' straight to hell for that one' - Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam

I'm probably joining you because I was laughing.

/one on the aisle please
//is there a movie on the flight?

CasperImproved: simian04: This lady rocks. They should fit her into the Watchmen movie. 'The Shaker'

I'm not sure what "rocks" about her. The fact she could out run someone?

At her age (or any age), she should have had the wisdom to let the purse go. Is the contents of the purse worth being shot, stabbed, or hospitalized for?

Personally, I just think she was very lucky with the outcome.

"It makes me so mad when people try and take your things. Back in my day you had to work so hard for every penny. "My kids tell me not to get involved, but you have to try - if you don't do anything then bad people get away with bad things."


maybe you could learn something here.

bitemark
Her lawn must be immaculate.



This.