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(Stuff.co.nz)   Judge puts nine-year-old named "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii" under court guardianship until a real name is chosen for her. Bonus childrens' names in article: Keenan Got Lucky, Cinderella Beauty Blossom, Sex Fruit   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 269
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2008-07-23 04:13:21 PM
No "Orangejello" and "Lemonjello"?

The closest I can come to weird names I've met is shiat-h-e-a-d, pronounced shiat-h-e-e-d like Sith-eed with a sh (fun bypassing filters)
 
2008-07-23 04:16:44 PM
Athol is an awesome name.
 
2008-07-23 04:21:11 PM
www.johnnygoodtimes.com
 
2008-07-23 04:29:37 PM
Better cut down then?

/not remotely obscure
 
2008-07-23 04:31:14 PM
Jizz Mopper
 
2008-07-23 04:37:20 PM
Sex Fruit sounds like a Fark party name tag.
 
2008-07-23 04:45:45 PM
Abcde unavailable for comment.


/obscure?
 
2008-07-23 05:04:13 PM
In my opinion, those names qualify as child abuse.
 
2008-07-23 05:09:32 PM
It should be legal to kill your parents for naming you something as ridiculous as "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii".
 
2008-07-23 05:09:44 PM
Isn't it nearly too late? Will they call her Talula or let her pick a new one? Also none of these names are as bad as- Dylan, Caleb, Kaylee, McKayla or Madison.
 
2008-07-23 05:47:32 PM
My real name is eqtworld :(
 
2008-07-23 06:17:54 PM
APPROVES (new window)
 
2008-07-23 07:25:04 PM
9-year-old trifecta in play.
 
2008-07-23 07:26:31 PM
img177.imageshack.us
 
2008-07-23 07:26:43 PM
Turkey Baster.
 
2008-07-23 07:27:34 PM
Or in a pinch, Laquisha.
 
2008-07-23 07:28:13 PM
in before Moon Unit
 
2008-07-23 07:29:18 PM
My friend used to babysit a little girl named Crystal Lear. Middle name? Yup, it was Shanda.
 
2008-07-23 07:30:02 PM
Anybody have the link to the baby name archive for some Tennessee or Kentucky hospital? I'd seen it at one point but didn't save it.
 
2008-07-23 07:30:04 PM
Kumana Wanalaia: I LOL'ed.

Any kids named 1000101?
 
2008-07-23 07:30:13 PM
Why do you ask two dogs farking?
 
2008-07-23 07:31:22 PM
"Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii"

And for the parents of this poor child:
webpages.charter.net
 
2008-07-23 07:31:47 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen!
 
2008-07-23 07:31:47 PM
Still wanna name my first daughter Candide Yam.

/son will be Fart Argyle
//they'll both be Amish
///want them to hate me
 
2008-07-23 07:32:28 PM
Ima Hogg FTW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg
 
2008-07-23 07:33:44 PM
"Spiral Cicada"? Damn. Unless there's some bizarre translation going on... is NZ fairly tolerant of mind-altering substances?
 
2008-07-23 07:34:40 PM
hitler? really?? at least with sex fruit people will know your name is a joke.
 
2008-07-23 07:36:04 PM
dillenger69: No "Orangejello" and "Lemonjello"?

The closest I can come to weird names I've met is shiat-h-e-a-d, pronounced shiat-h-e-e-d like Sith-eed with a sh (fun bypassing filters)


Ironic that after mentioning Lemon and Oranjello you go for that one. I know of only two other people who claimed to have met some guy named shiathead though, as opposed to the thousands of people all over America who attended high school with two black guys named Lemonjello and Oranjello.
 
2008-07-23 07:36:17 PM
Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K unavailable for comment?
 
2008-07-23 07:36:26 PM
My real name is George Georgulas IV, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

\ No, really
 
2008-07-23 07:36:26 PM
The judge was stopped talking yesterday by Principal Family Court Judge Peter Boshier. His office did provide some New Zealand-registered names the court knew of.

They included: Fish and Chips (twins), Masport and Mower (twins); boys Yeah Detroit, Spiral Cicada, Kaos, Stallion and Hitler; girls Cinderella Beauty Blossom and Twisty Poi; and sex unknown Keenan Got Lucky and Sex Fruit


I wanna party with these people.
 
2008-07-23 07:37:11 PM
Wanna hear some funny names?

Ashley,Britney, Duncan, Robert, Kyle, Adam, Jeff, Kelly, Mandy, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Mary, Jesus, Malachi, Edgar, Betty, Samantha...

Seriously, who thinks this shiat up?
 
2008-07-23 07:37:44 PM
Hello...this is A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Git...this is my wife, Dreary Fat Boring Old.
Yes, and we've two children, Dirty Lying Little Two-Faced and Ghastly Spotted Horrible Vicious Little.
See also: Link (new window)
Love the skit, but it's way too long to copy here.
 
2008-07-23 07:37:44 PM
dillenger69: No "Orangejello" and "Lemonjello"?

The closest I can come to weird names I've met is shiat-h-e-a-d, pronounced shiat-h-e-e-d like Sith-eed with a sh (fun bypassing filters)


wow small world. Not only have I heard of someone with this name, it might be the same person you are referring to.

I met someone with this name at Highline Community College. Possibly the same person?
 
HTH
2008-07-23 07:37:52 PM
"Ugh-Ugh I'm Dying You Idiot Sinclair"
 
2008-07-23 07:38:13 PM
What? No "Godwin"?
 
2008-07-23 07:38:24 PM
My English professor had a friend that was into phonics and really liked how the phrase "Cellar door" sounded; she named her child "Celladoor"
 
2008-07-23 07:38:50 PM
Keenan Got Lucky? I wonder what his/her dad's name was.
 
2008-07-23 07:39:35 PM
Was "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" taken?
 
2008-07-23 07:40:28 PM
Matthew Mcconaughey has a brother named Rooster of all things. That idiot name his son Miller Lyte after you guessed it, his favorite piss water.
 
2008-07-23 07:40:34 PM
MelGoesOnTour: What? No "Godwin"?

I have a co-worker named Godwin.

You know who else had a co-worker named... ah forget it.
 
2008-07-23 07:41:38 PM
Spiral Cicada sounds like a Mega Man boss.
 
2008-07-23 07:41:55 PM
Approves.

www.allaboutjazz.com
 
2008-07-23 07:42:34 PM
What? No mention of Picabo Street (new window)
I am looking for an Asswipe?
 
2008-07-23 07:43:41 PM
My old roommate just told me a story last time I went back to Dallas of how he dated a girl since I left town named Ladiamond, who loved shrimp. This shiat writes itself sometimes.
 
2008-07-23 07:44:40 PM
ultraholland: Anybody have the link to the baby name archive for some Tennessee or Kentucky hospital? I'd seen it at one point but didn't save it.

That was in a thread about a guy named Epluribus.
 
2008-07-23 07:44:54 PM
I went to school with a girl named Feather Dickey.
 
2008-07-23 07:46:05 PM
I offered to pay my sister-in-law 1000 bucks to name her kid fighter pilot. She said the hospital wouldnt let her. Thats alright, i didnt need a bullet when the kid figured out who farked him up.
 
2008-07-23 07:47:01 PM
Polly Ester Butts and Propecia absent from list
 
2008-07-23 07:47:08 PM
For your consideration: Weather'by Dot Com Chanel Fourcast Sheppard

/pops
//I'm naming my first child Slashie
 
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