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(Yahoo)   Mother of Jesse's love child goes on offensive   ( divider line
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1274 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Aug 2001 at 11:15 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-17 11:23:55 AM  
Jessie Jackson's mistress calls affairs, and resulting love children, "miracles."

I liked my caption better
2001-08-17 11:24:50 AM  
Am I the only one that hears the Outkast song evertime I hear this stuff...

Sorry Mrs. Jackson.. wooooooo
2001-08-17 11:32:35 AM  
How do you get child support from an unemployed father?
2001-08-17 11:32:43 AM  
I don't see why he'd abandon his White House aspirations. Look at what a few blowjobs did for Clinton's approval rating.
2001-08-17 11:37:06 AM  
"said her relations with Jackson have become strained since she took him to court to firm up child support arrangements"

No, really?
2001-08-17 11:40:01 AM  
He has only seen his child twice in 7 MONTHS? This I believe the biggest problem in our society. (Whatever the race.) You can't expect our children to have good values without GOOD parents.
No wonder there are so many problems in the black community when this is the kind of people they have to look up to. Very sad.
2001-08-17 11:47:45 AM  
Clutch: I thought that was "stained".
2001-08-17 11:49:13 AM  
DRat: Come on. The guy has more important stuff than his own child. Who else is going to blackmail Toyota into donating millions of dollars?
2001-08-17 12:27:10 PM  
Clutch- You are right, how the hell is going to pay that $4000 a month.
2001-08-17 12:27:46 PM  
Meant "how the hell else."
2001-08-17 12:41:04 PM  
Doan do what Jesse do, do what Jesse say...He lead by example, 'til he gets caught.

I love it when these self-righteous bastards get caught with their pants down. Of course, he's not responsible, it was Satan that caused him to do it.
2001-08-17 12:44:08 PM  
That baby costs $48,000 a year? Must be one fat farkin' baby.
2001-08-17 01:04:37 PM  
How come the Baptist Church, who has so much to say about how *everyone* on the planet should conduct themselves, has such little to say about this freak? They welcomed him back with loving arms. but yet, don't go to Disney 'cause they employ fags. I'd much rather expose my children to Disney than having Jesse expose himself to my kids!
2001-08-17 01:16:42 PM  
Rumor has it, Jesse was pissed at Toyota because they named one of their cars, Tercell, after another of Jesse's love children.
2001-08-17 01:46:56 PM  
Basset: If that's not a a real rumor, you are a humor god! Too funny!
2001-08-17 01:51:06 PM  
Wow! Thankfully, I didn't have to convert to Mormonism and die to achieve the god status. ;-)
2001-08-17 03:00:54 PM  
She gets more in child support than I get working my arse off 40 hours a week.

Damn. I'm in the wrong business.
2001-08-17 03:06:50 PM  
Illegitimus non carborundum!
2001-08-17 03:17:25 PM  
okay BassetHound.. what?
2001-08-17 03:18:13 PM  
Latin for: Don't let the bastards wear you down
2001-08-17 03:20:33 PM  
A very "loose" translation I might ad.
2001-08-17 03:24:09 PM  
lol.. I only have one kid, and he's accounted for.
2001-08-17 03:25:54 PM  
I was referring to your bosses at work.
2001-08-17 03:35:04 PM  
oooooohhhhhh. well then.

I hope the light flash when I got that joke didn't hurt your eyes too much.
2001-08-17 03:47:34 PM  
Ohio huh?
2001-08-17 04:03:12 PM  
uh, yeah.. Ohio.
2001-08-17 04:12:15 PM  
I dated a girl from Ohio once, She didn't get a lot of my jokes either. Something must be in the water up there. LOL.

I'm outta's's after 4's BEER TIME!
2001-08-17 05:08:03 PM  
Hey Hisey and Bassethound- is you IM not working?
2001-08-17 07:02:19 PM  
2001-08-17 11:25:39 PM  
$4000. a MONTH?? sounds like "shut your piehole" money rather than child support to me :)
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