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(me love u long time)		Mugshot line up of massage parlor hooker bust in Georgia... may need eye bleach for some (macon.com)		292
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Huskadoodle		2008-07-22 04:03:34 PM

LOOK! I'm getting arrested!

media.macon.com

packrabid04		2008-07-22 04:04:48 PM

Apparently she got a happy ending!

battl_web17		2008-07-22 04:07:45 PM

Is that even a real person?

samimgreen		2008-07-22 04:08:14 PM

packrabid04: Apparently she got a happy ending!

I lol'd! Actually, you comb your hair and smile widely for your mugshot goodness. Then you ask for a copy.

thamike		2008-07-22 04:08:15 PM

Now that's the face I want presiding over my handjob.

R.A.Danny		2008-07-22 04:10:31 PM

Happy it's over /= happy ending

albo		2008-07-22 04:13:15 PM

Rykiel Ronkeshis Curry

what the hell name is that? can anyone here pronounce the first two?

Whamdangler		2008-07-22 04:16:37 PM

She looka like a man.

thamike		2008-07-22 04:18:31 PM

albo: what the hell name is that? can anyone here pronounce the first two?

I tried. Now I'm being investigated by both the DHS and the Trekkies.

albo		2008-07-22 04:25:18 PM

Whamdangler: She looka like a man

it must have been a raid of Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Massage Salon

palelizard		2008-07-22 04:41:04 PM

Huskadoodle: LOOK! I'm getting arrested!

Of course she's happy, she's the only one of them who looks remotely hittable.

battl_web17		2008-07-22 04:51:06 PM

battl_web17: Is that even a real person?

I meant at this person

media.macon.com

/that's all man

Blues_X		2008-07-22 04:53:54 PM

albo: Rykiel Ronkeshis Curry

what the hell name is that? can anyone here pronounce the first two?

I think that's actually the name of the disease you get from banging her.

Mestupshowoff		2008-07-22 04:54:02 PM

No eye bleach needed for this one. Id hit it.
media.macon.com

Adjective Bird Whiskey		2008-07-22 04:54:13 PM

It's the box-jawed asian roundup!

John Coyote		2008-07-22 04:58:47 PM

"Operation Massage Parlor"???

I guess the guys in charge of naming operations were on vacation.

Let's suggest some better names...

I'll start with an easy one: Operation Happy Ending

bulldg4life		2008-07-22 05:00:21 PM

eh, 6 beers
no
probably
no
no
maybe
fist/angry/god
no
no
no
no
sure

BravadoGT		2008-07-22 05:04:45 PM

John Coyote: "Operation Massage Parlor"???

I guess the guys in charge of naming operations were on vacation.

Let's suggest some better names...

I'll start with an easy one: Operation Happy Ending

Operation Rub-Out

Adman12		2008-07-22 05:11:42 PM

Mestupshowoff: No eye bleach needed for this one. Id hit it.

...or at least accept a little rub 'n' tug from her in a dark room.

Lionel Mandrake		2008-07-22 05:13:29 PM

Turkleton?

slayer199		2008-07-22 05:14:06 PM

Mestupshowoff: No eye bleach needed for this one. Id hit it.

She'd be the only one I'd let get anywhere close to my unit. The rest were scary!

Yesdog		2008-07-22 05:20:17 PM

Meh, I seen worse. You get what you pay for.

Begoggle		2008-07-22 05:20:41 PM

may need eye bleach for ~~some~~ all

FTFY.

Actually 7 (the one in the Boobies) is the only passable one.

flaming99		2008-07-22 05:21:48 PM

What is the connection between black people and asians? They alsways seem to be mixed up in these things together.

I suppose most of the clientele was old white guys?

Rapmaster2000		2008-07-22 05:21:53 PM

These women live in Macon. Haven't they suffered enough?

ExRedStater		2008-07-22 05:22:00 PM

battl_web17: battl_web17: Is that even a real person?

I meant at this person

/that's all ~~man~~ wig

Pair-o-Dice		2008-07-22 05:22:33 PM

thamike:
Now that's the face I want presiding over my handjob.

That's a man baby!

FarkinNortherner		2008-07-22 05:23:14 PM

Rhama Geraldine Neisler - "charges of masturbation for hire"

That's a specific crime ? Seriously ?

Google reveals her to have graduated high school nine weeks ago. Her parents must be so proud.

Pair-o-Dice		2008-07-22 05:23:28 PM

battl_web17:
battl_web17: Is that even a real person?

I meant at this person

/that's all man

Damn those sharpie markers!

Masses r asses		2008-07-22 05:23:29 PM

Yesdog: Meh, I seen worse. You get what you pay for.

You pay for them all, so just stick around and call boyfriend, etc.

TheNewJesus		2008-07-22 05:24:05 PM

bulldg4life: eh, 6 beers
no
probably
no
no
maybe
fist/angry/god
no
no
no
no
sure

Close!

Maybe
No
Maybe
Maybe if real drunk
Maybe if real drunk
No
Yes
Hell farking no
No
No
Thats a man! (no)
No

theorellior		2008-07-22 05:24:13 PM

battl_web17: I meant at this person

It looks like she didn't swallow before the cops busted down the door.

usrid0		2008-07-22 05:24:42 PM

Mamma-san wants to do stuff to your butt.

/shudder

Alter Id		2008-07-22 05:24:55 PM

Todd Bridges, busted again.

momojoboo		2008-07-22 05:25:20 PM

If I am not mistaken, I believe you are supposed to swallow it.

highendmighty		2008-07-22 05:25:25 PM

Ronkeshis?
Ronkeshis?
WTF kind of drug-addled brain puts Ronkeshis in any part of someone's name. Lucky she didn't end up a slave to the man, sucking on a pipe.

... oh, wait.

theorellior		2008-07-22 05:25:29 PM

I wonder if they advertised a "Rendezvous with Rhama" for the sci-fi geek market segment.

EsteeFlwrPot		2008-07-22 05:25:34 PM

If I were a guy i'd hit the pretty one that thinks her mugshot is a photoshoot.

battl_web17: that's all man

I've never seen a mouth squeezed so tight in my life.

Pair-o-Dice		2008-07-22 05:25:47 PM

Mestupshowoff:
No eye bleach needed for this one. Id hit it.

Or at least stare up at the ceiling and imagine it's Jessica Alba
while she polishes my knob.

steveo		2008-07-22 05:25:58 PM

albo: Rykiel Ronkeshis Curry

what the hell name is that?

Curry?

www.dodoempire.com

dothemath		2008-07-22 05:27:11 PM

Ouch! That must have been one dark fu*kin hand-job palace. Those "ladies" look like their faces caught fire and were put out with weed-wackers.

JuanValdeez		2008-07-22 05:27:14 PM

happy mugshot girl = Rhama Geraldine Neisler

according to this article, "Neisler is charged with masturbation for hire."

Now aren't you glad you just do it for free.
/oh, somebody else? I guess that's different...

Drakin020		2008-07-22 05:27:27 PM

thamike: Now that's the face I want presiding over my handjob.

lmfao new keyboard sir!

farkingatwork		2008-07-22 05:27:53 PM

Asians giving happy endings in your massage parlor?

It's more likely than you think!

/snickers

doyner		2008-07-22 05:27:56 PM

momojoboo: If I am not mistaken, I believe you are supposed to swallow it.

And with that post the thread was won. Good game.

stodluke		2008-07-22 05:27:58 PM

momojoboo: If I am not mistaken, I believe you are supposed to swallow it.

HAHA! that was my first thought.

wildcardjack		2008-07-22 05:28:35 PM

Are we sure they weren't running a cleaning service?

Cubs567		2008-07-22 05:29:05 PM

Anyone on fark would hit up #7 w/out a doubt.

Larger Than Marge		2008-07-22 05:29:29 PM

... ~~may~~ will need eye bleach for ~~some~~ all

FTFY

/Now I know why Max Baer Jr. didn't Return to Macon County

Snakeophelia		2008-07-22 05:29:39 PM

I admit, I have a hard time believing that places like this actually exist. Until I see the mug shots, that is.

Gotta wonder what the one who was beaming proudly in her mugshot is all about. Perhaps she thinks this is her big break? Can't wait to put that photo on her Facebook page?

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