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2008-07-20 03:56:58 PM
I think it's hilarious how this; "Making good on a promise to a friend to summarize his views on Christianity, Thomas Jefferson set to work with scissors, snipping out every miracle and inconsistency he could find in the New Testament Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John."

Leads to a "wee little book" of 46 pages."

By the way, the Jefferson Bible is a great read. Turns out the Gospels are pretty good once they're given an enema...

\No, I didn't submit this.
 
2008-07-20 04:14:02 PM
cue the Christian fundamentalists in 3, 2, 1...
 
2008-07-20 04:17:19 PM
Thomas Jefferson invented an early word processor, actually, or at least a copy machine.

I own an edition of the Jefferson Bible from the 1920s or so.
 
2008-07-20 04:35:32 PM
Raging_Primate: By the way, the Jefferson Bible is a great read.

It sounds like it. I had never heard of it. I am definately going to read it. I just downloaded it (new window)
 
2008-07-20 04:36:40 PM
What can we do with the old testament? It is way too farked up to save a whole lot, but surely we can get 46 pages worth of good stuff.
 
2008-07-20 04:56:23 PM
Can we get to work on Ayn Rand next?
 
2008-07-20 05:09:59 PM
TFA: Deists differed from traditional Christians by rejecting miraculous occurrences and prophecies and embracing the notion of a well-ordered universe created by a God who withdrew into detached transcendence.

Jefferson viewed the Creator as more of a superintending power, rather than a detached transcendence.
 
2008-07-20 05:35:56 PM
SkinnyHead: TFA: Deists differed from traditional Christians by rejecting miraculous occurrences and prophecies and embracing the notion of a well-ordered universe created by a God who withdrew into detached transcendence.

Jefferson viewed the Creator as more of a superintending power, rather than a detached transcendence.


I called him just now, and he says that you are wrong.
 
2008-07-20 05:45:17 PM
"For a lot of people, taking scissors to the Bible would be such an act of desecration they wouldn't do it,"

Don't let any Muslims hear about such goings-on with the Koran. All Holy Hell would break loose.
 
2008-07-20 07:45:40 PM
Then, relying on a cut-and-paste technique, he reassembled the excerpts into what he believed was a more coherent narrative and pasted them onto blank paper --

Sounds more like he was making a ransom note.
 
2008-07-20 07:58:54 PM
mandingueiro: cue the Christian fundamentalists in 3, 2, 1...

That's our cue! Let's suit up!

Its Holy Time!

Mark!
Luke!
Matthew!
John!
Paul!

Bible Rangers!
 
2008-07-20 08:00:33 PM
Thomas Jefferson is, in my opinion, the greatest American of all time. We don't talk about him enough, though, since in many ways he lost the war of ideas about what this nation should become.
 
2008-07-20 08:13:30 PM
DamnYankees: Thomas Jefferson is, in my opinion, the greatest American of all time. We don't talk about him enough, though, since in many ways he lost the war of ideas about what this nation should become.

yeah, a deist, slave-owning, racist, pedophile?
 
2008-07-20 08:15:56 PM
mandingueiro: DamnYankees: Thomas Jefferson is, in my opinion, the greatest American of all time. We don't talk about him enough, though, since in many ways he lost the war of ideas about what this nation should become.

yeah, a deist, slave-owning, racist, pedophile?


That's an odd mix of good, bad, and false. I don't know what point you're making.

Also, calling Jefferson a pedophile is pathetic and wrong. I don't even know where you're getting this from, but go fark yourself.
 
2008-07-20 08:17:19 PM
mandingueiro: DamnYankees: Thomas Jefferson is, in my opinion, the greatest American of all time. We don't talk about him enough, though, since in many ways he lost the war of ideas about what this nation should become.

yeah, a deist, slave-owning, racist, pedophile?


You forgot where he stabbed one of his best friends, John Adam, in the back in order to win an election. And he also help speed up the formation of the two party political system that most of the Founding Fathers saw as abhorrent.
 
2008-07-20 08:20:36 PM
Darth_Lukecash: You forgot where he stabbed one of his best friends, John Adam, in the back in order to win an election. And he also help speed up the formation of the two party political system that most of the Founding Fathers saw as abhorrent.

Two things about the Adams relationship. First, they made up and became great friends later in life. Secondly, don't you think there's something to be said about putting country before personal friendships? The election of 1800 was not nice on either side, but someone like Jefferson was not about to put his vision of America on the back burner just in the name of being nice to his pal. I don't see anything wrong with that.
 
2008-07-20 08:28:25 PM
DamnYankees: mandingueiro: DamnYankees: Thomas Jefferson is, in my opinion, the greatest American of all time. We don't talk about him enough, though, since in many ways he lost the war of ideas about what this nation should become.

yeah, a deist, slave-owning, racist, pedophile?

That's an odd mix of good, bad, and false. I don't know what point you're making.

Also, calling Jefferson a pedophile is pathetic and wrong. I don't even know where you're getting this from, but go fark yourself.


hey, just pointing out the flaws of being human. As for pedophile: Sally Hemings was allegedly jefferson's concubine. It is a theory supported by many historical revisionists. Research lends authenticity to the accusations. By today's standards, jefferson would be considered a pedophile.
 
2008-07-20 08:32:07 PM
mandingueiro: hey, just pointing out the flaws of being human. As for pedophile: Sally Hemings was allegedly jefferson's concubine. It is a theory supported by many historical revisionists. Research lends authenticity to the accusations. By today's standards, jefferson would be considered a pedophile.

First of all, I never said he was flawless. Some of his flaws are what make him such an amazing American figure. I didn't say he was the most noble or righteous American of all time.

Secondly, concubine? Are you kidding me? This isn't 37 BC in Carthage. He had an affair with one of his slaves. His personal sexual life is of no real interest to me and bears very little on his character. Her status as 'slave' is much more important than her status as 'mistress'.

Thirdly, you're a moron about the pedophile thing. There is zero evidence, zero, that Jefferson liked her pre-puberty. I'll seriously have to report you to the mods if you don't either retract or prove your statement. I don't get touchy about much, but calling a great person a pedophile with no proof or logic is farked up.
 
2008-07-20 08:33:23 PM
DamnYankees: Darth_Lukecash: You forgot where he stabbed one of his best friends, John Adam, in the back in order to win an election. And he also help speed up the formation of the two party political system that most of the Founding Fathers saw as abhorrent.

Two things about the Adams relationship. First, they made up and became great friends later in life. Secondly, don't you think there's something to be said about putting country before personal friendships? The election of 1800 was not nice on either side, but someone like Jefferson was not about to put his vision of America on the back burner just in the name of being nice to his pal. I don't see anything wrong with that.


Darth_Lukecash: mandingueiro: DamnYankees: Thomas Jefferson is, in my opinion, the greatest American of all time. We don't talk about him enough, though, since in many ways he lost the war of ideas about what this nation should become.

yeah, a deist, slave-owning, racist, pedophile?

You forgot where he stabbed one of his best friends, John Adam, in the back in order to win an election. And he also help speed up the formation of the two party political system that most of the Founding Fathers saw as abhorrent.


hey is that salma hayek in your profile?
 
2008-07-20 09:42:41 PM
Finally, Fark is back. What he heck happened?
 
2008-07-20 09:43:06 PM
DamnYankees: mandingueiro: hey, just pointing out the flaws of being human. As for pedophile: Sally Hemings was allegedly jefferson's concubine. It is a theory supported by many historical revisionists. Research lends authenticity to the accusations. By today's standards, jefferson would be considered a pedophile.

First of all, I never said he was flawless. Some of his flaws are what make him such an amazing American figure. I didn't say he was the most noble or righteous American of all time.

Secondly, concubine? Are you kidding me? This isn't 37 BC in Carthage. He had an affair with one of his slaves. His personal sexual life is of no real interest to me and bears very little on his character. Her status as 'slave' is much more important than her status as 'mistress'.

Thirdly, you're a moron about the pedophile thing. There is zero evidence, zero, that Jefferson liked her pre-puberty. I'll seriously have to report you to the mods if you don't either retract or prove your statement. I don't get touchy about much, but calling a great person a pedophile with no proof or logic is farked up.


um...she was 14 and he was parading her in french courts as his "pet". She bore 5 of his children. Somehow, given the circumstances (and this is only my opinion) i highly doubt she was the only slave he had sexual relations with.
/No. I will not retract my statement.Unless evidence is shown otherwise.
//grow a pair. quit getting your panties in bunch.
 
2008-07-20 09:44:59 PM
mandingueiro: yeah, a deist, slave-owning, racist, pedophile?

O RLY?

img147.imageshack.us

There is a whole lot wrong with what I just did right there.
 
2008-07-20 09:46:25 PM
Those that claim the USA was founded as a Christian nation will keep believing that, no matter what proof is found.
 
2008-07-20 09:46:29 PM
Thomas Jefferson was a great man. But a Jefferson Bible is not a bible. Its his cliffs notes on the bible. It holds no religious relevance for true believers in Christ.
 
2008-07-20 09:47:10 PM
mandingueiro: um...she was 14 and he was parading her in french courts as his "pet". She bore 5 of his children. Somehow, given the circumstances (and this is only my opinion) i highly doubt she was the only slave he had sexual relations with.
/No. I will not retract my statement.Unless evidence is shown otherwise.
//grow a pair. quit getting your panties in bunch.


Your knowledge of history is flagrantly wrong - you probably get your news from Michael Savage or something. I can't prove to you he was *not* a pedophile, just as I can't prove you haven't had sex with a goat. That's not how logic works.
 
2008-07-20 09:47:27 PM
"Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics -- doesn't make sense."
 
2008-07-20 09:47:36 PM
Doctor Funkenstein: mandingueiro: yeah, a deist, slave-owning, racist, pedophile?

O RLY?



There is a whole lot wrong with what I just did right there.


LMAO. I BOW TO YOUR PS SKILLS, i can tell. by the pixels.
 
2008-07-20 09:48:05 PM
DamnYankees:
Secondly, concubine? Are you kidding me? This isn't 37 BC in Carthage. He had an affair with one of his slaves. His personal sexual life is of no real interest to me and bears very little on his character. Her status as 'slave' is much more important than her status as 'mistress'.


It bears a lot. Personal sexual relationships with a slave? Are you inbred or something? And you say "of no real interest". Man you are pathetic.

 
2008-07-20 09:48:47 PM
mandingueiro: DamnYankees: mandingueiro: DamnYankees: Thomas Jefferson is, in my opinion, the greatest American of all time. We don't talk about him enough, though, since in many ways he lost the war of ideas about what this nation should become.

yeah, a deist, slave-owning, racist, pedophile?

That's an odd mix of good, bad, and false. I don't know what point you're making.

Also, calling Jefferson a pedophile is pathetic and wrong. I don't even know where you're getting this from, but go fark yourself.

hey, just pointing out the flaws of being human. As for pedophile: Sally Hemings was allegedly jefferson's concubine. It is a theory supported by many historical revisionists. Research lends authenticity to the accusations. By today's standards, jefferson would be considered a pedophile.


By today's standards, perhaps. But standards change. And as for his views on slavery:

"We have the wolf by the ears, and we can neither hold him nor safely let him go. Justice is in one scale, self-preservation in the other."
-Thomas Jefferson on slavery. Letter to John Holmes, April 22, 1820.

A lot of peoples' livelihoods depended on slavery. There was no real alternative: it is HIGHLY doubtful people could find enough people willing to be paid for that sort of work, and even if someone did find enough of them, paying them all any sort of salary would be extremely expensive, to the point where it'd probably bankrupt even the richest folk.
 
2008-07-20 09:49:37 PM
mandingueiro: um...she was 14 and he was parading her in french courts as his "pet".

Wasn't 14 about marrying age back then?
 
rka
2008-07-20 09:49:42 PM
DamnYankees: Thirdly, you're a moron about the pedophile thing. There is zero evidence, zero, that Jefferson liked her pre-puberty. I'll seriously have to report you to the mods if you don't either retract or prove your statement.

Are you his long lost relative or something?

Settle down Francis, this is Fark. Only pansies run around calling for mods.
 
2008-07-20 09:49:56 PM
Damn, the LA Times is really on the ball with this story. Took them, what, 100 years to get to it?
 
2008-07-20 09:49:59 PM
NeverDrunk23: mandingueiro: cue the Christian fundamentalists in 3, 2, 1...

That's our cue! Let's suit up!

Its Holy Time!

Mark!
Luke!
Matthew!
John!
Paul!

Bible Rangers!


You left out George and Ringo.
 
2008-07-20 09:50:18 PM
fanbladesaresharp: It bears a lot. Personal sexual relationships with a slave? Are you inbred or something? And you say "of no real interest". Man you are pathetic.

It bears a lot on what? His personal morality? He had sex with a slave. I honestly don't see whats horrible about that. The "slave" part is the bad thing, not the sex part.
 
2008-07-20 09:51:47 PM
rka: DamnYankees: Thirdly, you're a moron about the pedophile thing. There is zero evidence, zero, that Jefferson liked her pre-puberty. I'll seriously have to report you to the mods if you don't either retract or prove your statement.

Are you his long lost relative or something?

Settle down Francis, this is Fark. Only pansies run around calling for mods.


Sorry, but for some reason calling people pedophiles with no proof sort of bothers me. I rarely report to mods (twice ever, I think).
 
2008-07-20 09:52:21 PM
True Americans believe. This Jefferson fella is most certainly un-American.
 
2008-07-20 09:52:44 PM
greatgodyoshi: mandingueiro: um...she was 14 and he was parading her in french courts as his "pet".

Wasn't 14 about marrying age back then?


He also brought Sally to France to accompany his daughter there. It had nothing to do with parading her around. Also, when you consider the earlier supposed child Sally had was in 1790, when was 17, that's hardly pedophilia.
 
2008-07-20 09:52:50 PM
As a note, while quote-hunting, I found this amusing little tidbit:

The republican is the only form of government which is not eternally at open or secret war with the rights of mankind.
- Letter to William Hunter (March 11, 1790)

Ah, how times have changed.
 
2008-07-20 09:54:46 PM
DamnYankees: He had sex with a slave. I honestly don't see whats horrible about that. The "slave" part is the bad thing, not the sex part.

He was in a position of absolute authority over her. She had no choice in the relationship. None of this matters to you?
 
2008-07-20 09:54:51 PM
"Can you imagine the reaction if word got out that a president of the United States cut out Bible passages with scissors ..."

I'm gonna go out on a limb ... and guess the current president would use Crayons in his Bible Coloring Book.

But does he stay within the lines?
 
2008-07-20 09:54:51 PM
DamnYankees: mandingueiro: um...she was 14 and he was parading her in french courts as his "pet". She bore 5 of his children. Somehow, given the circumstances (and this is only my opinion) i highly doubt she was the only slave he had sexual relations with.
/No. I will not retract my statement.Unless evidence is shown otherwise.
//grow a pair. quit getting your panties in bunch.

Your knowledge of history is flagrantly wrong - you probably get your news from Michael Savage or something. I can't prove to you he was *not* a pedophile, just as I can't prove you haven't had sex with a goat. That's not how logic works.


All I am saying is circumstantial evidence shows that he was most likely taking advantage of a young (negro) woman as it was common practice back then. Maybe your knowledge of history has been obfuscated by a couple of centuries of propaganda.
 
2008-07-20 09:56:09 PM
DamnYankees: Finally, Fark is back. What he heck happened?

You opened your mouth and a black hole ensued.
 
2008-07-20 09:57:21 PM
Gulliver: DamnYankees: He had sex with a slave. I honestly don't see whats horrible about that. The "slave" part is the bad thing, not the sex part.

He was in a position of absolute authority over her. She had no choice in the relationship. None of this matters to you?


Thus the bad part of slavery - being forced to do things, often quite horrible things, without consent. The fact that he had an affair with her is sort of besides the point.

mandingueiro: All I am saying is circumstantial evidence shows that he was most likely taking advantage of a young (negro) woman as it was common practice back then. Maybe your knowledge of history has been obfuscated by a couple of centuries of propaganda.

Having sex with a 15 or 16 year old is not pedophilia.
 
2008-07-20 09:58:15 PM
DamnYankees: fanbladesaresharp: It bears a lot. Personal sexual relationships with a slave? Are you inbred or something? And you say "of no real interest". Man you are pathetic.

It bears a lot on what? His personal morality? He had sex with a slave. I honestly don't see whats horrible about that. The "slave" part is the bad thing, not the sex part.


?????? Go fark your little cousin then and get back to us on the results.
 
2008-07-20 09:59:27 PM
mandingueiro: um...she was 14 and he was parading her in french courts as his "pet". She bore 5 of his children. Somehow, given the circumstances (and this is only my opinion) i highly doubt she was the only slave he had sexual relations with.
/No. I will not retract my statement.Unless evidence is shown otherwise.
//grow a pair. quit getting your panties in bunch.


Once you go black, you never go back.

/aisle seat, if possible.
 
2008-07-20 10:00:27 PM
Point of order: pedophila is a sexual attraction to pre-pubescents. People who fark 14 year olds aren't pedophiles, because (barring hormone or genetic issues) 14 year olds are past puberty. The proper term for someone who farks 14 year olds is "teacher".
 
2008-07-20 10:00:49 PM
fanbladesaresharp: ?????? Go fark your little cousin then and get back to us on the results.

What does incest have to do with anything?
 
2008-07-20 10:07:51 PM
img1.picturewizard.com

Pic of Jefferson's bible. Notice how he kept the Greek next to the Latin Vulgate next to the English. He could write Greek in one hand and Latin in the other at the same time. He, like most Deists, was quite interested in comparative religion, and preferred the ethics of Paleopagans to the ethics of the New Testament (new window), at least as he understood them both.
 
2008-07-20 10:08:25 PM
LordJiro: mandingueiro: DamnYankees: mandingueiro: DamnYankees: Thomas Jefferson is, in my opinion, the greatest American of all time. We don't talk about him enough, though, since in many ways he lost the war of ideas about what this nation should become.

yeah, a deist, slave-owning, racist, pedophile?

That's an odd mix of good, bad, and false. I don't know what point you're making.

Also, calling Jefferson a pedophile is pathetic and wrong. I don't even know where you're getting this from, but go fark yourself.

hey, just pointing out the flaws of being human. As for pedophile: Sally Hemings was allegedly jefferson's concubine. It is a theory supported by many historical revisionists. Research lends authenticity to the accusations. By today's standards, jefferson would be considered a pedophile.

By today's standards, perhaps. But standards change. And as for his views on slavery:

"We have the wolf by the ears, and we can neither hold him nor safely let him go. Justice is in one scale, self-preservation in the other."
-Thomas Jefferson on slavery. Letter to John Holmes, April 22, 1820.

A lot of peoples' livelihoods depended on slavery...


Although Jefferson was ambivalent toward slavery his "ownership of lands and slaves made him one of the wealthiest men in Virginia....Jefferson was capable of punishing his slaves with great cruelty."

self interest is a motherfarker, isnt it.
 
2008-07-20 10:08:44 PM
DamnYankees
Having sex with a 15 or 16 year old is not pedophilia.

You do realize that this thread is discoverable, right? Forever and ever.

Just saying; FARK is a little creepy currently.

/Looking at you, not blinking.
 
2008-07-20 10:09:05 PM
t3knomanser: Point of order: pedophila is a sexual attraction to pre-pubescents. People who fark 14 year olds aren't pedophiles, because (barring hormone or genetic issues) 14 year olds are past puberty. The proper term for someone who farks 14 year olds is "teacher".

That's really all I'm saying. I'm not defending the guy having sex with his 16 year old slave beyond saying its not pedophilia.

And goddammit Fark, get fixed!
 
2008-07-20 10:09:06 PM
altinos: Those that claim the USA was founded as a Christian nation will keep believing that, no matter what proof is found.

All you need do is read many of the letters that Jefferson wrote to others to realize that there was absolutely no truth to the comment "The US was founded as a Christian nation". They had seen what had happened in European history when the Church became entwined in political matters, and didn't want that for the newly formed America.

Also, read about the Treaty of Tripoli if you don't have time for Jefferson's letters. States the exact same thing.
 
2008-07-20 10:10:10 PM
bullock.: DamnYankees
Having sex with a 15 or 16 year old is not pedophilia.

You do realize that this thread is discoverable, right? Forever and ever.

Just saying; FARK is a little creepy currently.

/Looking at you, not blinking.


What am I supposed to be hiding from? Definitions of words? Pedophilia is an attraction to pre-pubescent kids. There's zero evidence of anything like that with Jefferson, and its slanderous to say so. (Well, libel since its being typed.)
 
2008-07-20 10:10:41 PM
Lets not forget that Jefferson paid Benjamin Franklin Bache (and others) to pillory John Adams over NOT joining in with the bloodbath that was the French revolution (among other things). Though stupid and reactionary, the Alien and Sedition Acts were a desperate attempt to prevent Jeffersonian Francophiles from dragging the US into a disastrous war to aid French anarchists. He admired French revolutionaries' executing random people left and right as necessary in the course of their 'revolution' and was more than happy to risk American neutrality to align the US with the values of the french revolutionaries.

A good writer and his heart was probably in the right place, but he does come across as incredibly disingenuous and without much personal honor.
 
2008-07-20 10:11:05 PM
DamnYankees

Thomas Jefferson is, in my opinion, the greatest American of all time. We don't talk about him enough, though, since in many ways he lost forsook the war of ideas about what this nation should become.
 
2008-07-20 10:11:31 PM
Luke 19.37 And as He was now approaching, near the descent of the Mount of Olives, the whole multitude of the disciples began to praise God joyfully with a loud voice for all the miracles which they had seen

John 10.32 Jesus answered them, "I showed you many good works from the Father; for which of them are you stoning Me?"37 "If I do not do the works of My Father, do not believe Me; 38 but if I do them, though you do not believe Me, believe the works, that you may know and understand that the Father is in Me, and I in the Father." 14.11 Believe me when I say that I am in the Father and the Father is in me; or at least believe on the evidence of the miracles themselves.

Exodus 15.11 "Who is like Thee among the gods, O LORD? Who is like Thee, majestic in holiness, Awesome in praises, working wonders?
 
2008-07-20 10:11:59 PM
t3knomanser: Point of order: pedophila is a sexual attraction to pre-pubescents. People who fark 14 year olds aren't pedophiles, because (barring hormone or genetic issues) 14 year olds are past puberty. The proper term for someone who farks 14 year olds is "teacher".

I will you that, except for the teacher part you sick farker.
 
2008-07-20 10:12:35 PM
aerojockey: DamnYankees

Thomas Jefferson is, in my opinion, the greatest American of all time. We don't talk about him enough, though, since in many ways he lost forsook the war of ideas about what this nation should become.


What do you mean "forsook"? Are you talking about his hypocrisy of owning slaves?
 
2008-07-20 10:13:15 PM
mandingueiro: cue the Christian fundamentalists in 3, 2, 1...

I wonder if they plan on a posthumous excommunication for desecrating the bible. Don't they want to excommunicate that kid whom "desecrated" the bread / "body of christ?"

LOL
 
2008-07-20 10:26:21 PM
Jefferson was a great man, and also a massive hypocrite. It's good to see the founding fathers as people instead of deitys.

They disagreed on a lot of things. That disagreement lead, in part, to the awesome compromise that is the constitution.

One thing almost all of them agreed on was that they weren't founding a religious government.

Jefferson said a bunch of stuff about Hamilton that he probably knew was nonsense, like Hamilton was a "monarchist."
Jefferson also condemned a lot of essential things that Hamilton set up, like the treasury department. Then of course as President, Jefferson enjoyed the benefits of Hamiltons labor and did nothing to undo anything Hamilton did, because it turned out Hamilton was right.

I like the comment above where someone says the Jefferson bible has no relevance to modern christians. Duh. Way to answer a question nobody asked.
 
2008-07-20 10:30:14 PM
Honestly, I was unaware of Jefferson's edit of the Bible until now, so thanks, submitter.

This should pull the rug out from under those who believe the Constitution and Declaration of Independence were "divinely inspired". They use that belief as an excuse to support laws that are based solely on religious doctrine, and that belief needs to go the way of racial segregation.
 
2008-07-20 10:34:21 PM
www.tysto.com

APPROVES.

/Yes, I know the pic is from the wrong episode.
 
2008-07-20 10:37:09 PM
rbuzby: Jefferson was a great man, and also a massive hypocrite. It's good to see the founding fathers as people instead of deitys.

Agreed completely.

rbuzby: Jefferson also condemned a lot of essential things that Hamilton set up, like the treasury department. Then of course as President, Jefferson enjoyed the benefits of Hamiltons labor and did nothing to undo anything Hamilton did, because it turned out Hamilton was right.

Jefferson was an idealist, maybe the most idealistic of our founding fathers. That's why he loved revolution. He had his troubles when reality collided with his high-mindedness. Thus his owning slaves, because he was afraid of what would happen if slavery was gone. He bought Louisiana thinking he didn't have the power to do it because he couldn't turn the offer down. He ran a dirty campaign in order to win.
 
2008-07-20 10:39:40 PM
Bevets: Luke 19.37 And as He was now approaching, near the descent of the Mount of Olives, the whole multitude of the disciples began to praise God joyfully with a loud voice for all the miracles which they had seen

John 10.32 Jesus answered them, "I showed you many good works from the Father; for which of them are you stoning Me?"37 "If I do not do the works of My Father, do not believe Me; 38 but if I do them, though you do not believe Me, believe the works, that you may know and understand that the Father is in Me, and I in the Father." 14.11 Believe me when I say that I am in the Father and the Father is in me; or at least believe on the evidence of the miracles themselves.

Exodus 15.11 "Who is like Thee among the gods, O LORD? Who is like Thee, majestic in holiness, Awesome in praises, working wonders?


So the Biblical miracles happened...because the Bible says so.

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2008-07-20 10:40:30 PM
DamnYankees: t3knomanser: Point of order: pedophila is a sexual attraction to pre-pubescents. People who fark 14 year olds aren't pedophiles, because (barring hormone or genetic issues) 14 year olds are past puberty. The proper term for someone who farks 14 year olds is "teacher".

That's really all I'm saying. I'm not defending the guy having sex with his 16 year old slave beyond saying its not pedophilia.

And goddammit Fark, get fixed!


Always some goddam technicality with some people. Grow a pair will ya?
 
2008-07-20 10:41:06 PM
DamnYankees

What am I supposed to be hiding from? Definitions of words? Pedophilia is an attraction to pre-pubescent kids. There's zero evidence of anything like that with Jefferson, and its slanderous to say so. (Well, libel since its being typed.)

It is against the law. And gross.

Who said you were hiding?

What's up w/ the inclusive definition of libel? Are you attempting to show off?

I think you are, and are now exposed as a shameless and clueless pseudo-intellectual for it.

/Sorry, dude. You put yourself out there and I pounced.
 
2008-07-20 10:41:11 PM
fanbladesaresharp: Always some goddam technicality with some people. Grow a pair will ya?

I can't tell if this is sarcasm.
 
2008-07-20 10:42:48 PM
LordJiro: Thomas Jefferson on slavery. Letter to John Holmes

What the hell was Jefferson doing writing to John Holmes? Did the man's perversion know no end?

The only thing lower than a pedophile is one who would carelessly call another a pedophile without knowledge.
 
2008-07-20 10:42:54 PM
bullock.: It is against the law. And gross.

What is? Sex with a 16 year old? Nowadays it is. But Jefferson lived 200 years ago.

bullock.: Who said you were hiding?

You warned me this was public and could be found, implying I was saying something which shouldn't be said in public.

bullock.: What's up w/ the inclusive definition of libel? Are you attempting to show off?

Slander is verbal, libel is written. If making that distinction is "showing off", then the bar on Fark is pretty low.
 
2008-07-20 10:44:01 PM
Bevets: Luke 19.37 And as He was now approaching, near the descent of the Mount of Olives, the whole multitude of the disciples began to praise God joyfully with a loud voice for all the miracles which they had seen

John 10.32 Jesus answered them, "I showed you many good works from the Father; for which of them are you stoning Me?"37 "If I do not do the works of My Father, do not believe Me; 38 but if I do them, though you do not believe Me, believe the works, that you may know and understand that the Father is in Me, and I in the Father." 14.11 Believe me when I say that I am in the Father and the Father is in me; or at least believe on the evidence of the miracles themselves.

Exodus 15.11 "Who is like Thee among the gods, O LORD? Who is like Thee, majestic in holiness, Awesome in praises, working wonders?


I've finally figured it out. You're autistic.
 
2008-07-20 10:44:15 PM
From the little reading I've done, I'm under the impression that the genetic markers linking Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings's children are found on the y chromosome providing a male to male link. Jefferson had several male cousins and nephews (My memory is vague here. At least one of the two) who would have carried this marker. I recall reading in 12th grade a letter penned by one such relative who was deeply disturbed that he may have done something to besmirch Thomas Jefferson's honor.

Naturally, any such documents are long since thrown out, so no chance of finding them to bolster my statement.
 
2008-07-20 10:44:36 PM
Overfiend: Thomas Jefferson was a great man. But a Jefferson Bible is not a bible. Its his cliffs notes on the bible. It holds no religious relevance for true believers in Christ.

That's right. Which means:
it also refutes the claim that the founding fathers intended the US to be "a Christian country."
 
2008-07-20 10:44:44 PM
Bevets: Luke 19.37 And as He was now approaching, near the descent of the Mount of Olives, the whole multitude of the disciples began to praise God joyfully with a loud voice for all the miracles which they had seen

John 10.32 Jesus answered them, "I showed you many good works from the Father; for which of them are you stoning Me?"37 "If I do not do the works of My Father, do not believe Me; 38 but if I do them, though you do not believe Me, believe the works, that you may know and understand that the Father is in Me, and I in the Father." 14.11 Believe me when I say that I am in the Father and the Father is in me; or at least believe on the evidence of the miracles themselves.

Exodus 15.11 "Who is like Thee among the gods, O LORD? Who is like Thee, majestic in holiness, Awesome in praises, working wonders?


In America, we live in a Jesus haunted culture that is biblically illiterate. Jesus is a household name and yet only a distinct minority of Americans have studied an English translation of the original documents that tell us about Jesus, much less read them in the original Greek. ~ What have they done with Jesus; Ben Withering III
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Biblical inerrancy - the infallibility of the Bible - which most fundamentalists profess, is often taught in a way that gives its adherents the impression that the Bible is an easy-to-use guide to moral conduct, religious belief and even everyday life. Unfortunately with such a conception, people are liable to avoid studying the Bible carefully, for they may assume that its interpretation is simple and requires little more than reading particular passages, and then applying them wherever needed. In short, they may come to equate the infallibility of the Bible with the infallibility of their interpretation of the Bible. ~ Fundamentalism: Hazards and Heartbreaks, Rod L. Evans, and Irwin M. Berent
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Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear. ~ Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr (Aug. 10, 1787)
 
2008-07-20 10:45:09 PM
Well, we do need less Leviticus and more Beatitudes.
 
2008-07-20 10:45:49 PM
mandingueiro: DamnYankees: mandingueiro: hey, just pointing out the flaws of being human. As for pedophile: Sally Hemings was allegedly jefferson's concubine. It is a theory supported by many historical revisionists. Research lends authenticity to the accusations. By today's standards, jefferson would be considered a pedophile.

First of all, I never said he was flawless. Some of his flaws are what make him such an amazing American figure. I didn't say he was the most noble or righteous American of all time.

Secondly, concubine? Are you kidding me? This isn't 37 BC in Carthage. He had an affair with one of his slaves. His personal sexual life is of no real interest to me and bears very little on his character. Her status as 'slave' is much more important than her status as 'mistress'.

Thirdly, you're a moron about the pedophile thing. There is zero evidence, zero, that Jefferson liked her pre-puberty. I'll seriously have to report you to the mods if you don't either retract or prove your statement. I don't get touchy about much, but calling a great person a pedophile with no proof or logic is farked up.

um...she was 14 and he was parading her in french courts as his "pet". She bore 5 of his children. Somehow, given the circumstances (and this is only my opinion) i highly doubt she was the only slave he had sexual relations with.
/No. I will not retract my statement.Unless evidence is shown otherwise.
//grow a pair. quit getting your panties in bunch.


The word you are looking for is pederast...by 14 she might have already begun puberty. A pedophile is some attracted to pre-pubescent persons.
 
2008-07-20 10:46:46 PM
DamnYankees: rbuzby: Jefferson was a great man, and also a massive hypocrite. It's good to see the founding fathers as people instead of deitys.

Agreed completely.

rbuzby: Jefferson also condemned a lot of essential things that Hamilton set up, like the treasury department. Then of course as President, Jefferson enjoyed the benefits of Hamiltons labor and did nothing to undo anything Hamilton did, because it turned out Hamilton was right.

Jefferson was an idealist, maybe the most idealistic of our founding fathers. That's why he loved revolution. He had his troubles when reality collided with his high-mindedness. Thus his owning slaves, because he was afraid of what would happen if slavery was gone. He bought Louisiana thinking he didn't have the power to do it because he couldn't turn the offer down. He ran a dirty campaign in order to win.


wow we agree on something. realism does not equal morality. His policies based on hypocritical morality is his downfall as a great president (although i do take into account the time period.). to put into perspective: mount rushmore is called the four thieves. Historical analysis of american policy vindicates the statement.
 
2008-07-20 10:47:41 PM
DeadParrotSociety: The word you are looking for is pederast...by 14 she might have already begun puberty. A pedophile is some attracted to pre-pubescent persons.

No. Pederasty is only between a boy and a man. This is not that.

A relationship between a man and a post-pubescent woman is merely illegal in the US. There's no name for it.
 
2008-07-20 10:47:49 PM
20th century or 18th century, it makes no difference, it seems...People today put a man's private sexual behavior ahead of their ability to govern.
 
2008-07-20 10:48:26 PM
DeadParrotSociety: The word you are looking for is pederast

Pederasty is between males.
 
2008-07-20 10:48:46 PM
DamnYankees: bullock.: It is against the law. And gross.

What is? Sex with a 16 year old? Nowadays it is. But Jefferson lived 200 years ago.

bullock.: Who said you were hiding?

You warned me this was public and could be found, implying I was saying something which shouldn't be said in public.

bullock.: What's up w/ the inclusive definition of libel? Are you attempting to show off?

Slander is verbal, libel is written. If making that distinction is "showing off", then the bar on Fark is pretty low.


lawyers....
 
2008-07-20 10:49:21 PM
mandingueiro: lawyers....

Laypeople....
 
2008-07-20 10:49:22 PM
mandingueiro: wow we agree on something. realism does not equal morality. His policies based on hypocritical morality is his downfall as a great president (although i do take into account the time period.). to put into perspective: mount rushmore is called the four thieves. Historical analysis of american policy vindicates the statement.

I never said he was the most moral American ever, nor am I judging him purely on his presidency.

And I've never heard Mt. Rushmore called the "four thieves".
 
2008-07-20 10:49:28 PM
Bevets: Luke 19.37 And as He was now approaching, near the descent of the Mount of Olives, the whole multitude of the disciples began to praise God joyfully with a loud voice for all the miracles which they had seen

John 10.32 Jesus answered them, "I showed you many good works from the Father; for which of them are you stoning Me?"37 "If I do not do the works of My Father, do not believe Me; 38 but if I do them, though you do not believe Me, believe the works, that you may know and understand that the Father is in Me, and I in the Father." 14.11 Believe me when I say that I am in the Father and the Father is in me; or at least believe on the evidence of the miracles themselves.

Exodus 15.11 "Who is like Thee among the gods, O LORD? Who is like Thee, majestic in holiness, Awesome in praises, working wonders?



Why do you knowingly lie about Sir Arthur Keith on your website?
 
2008-07-20 10:50:08 PM
DamnYankees: A relationship between a man and a post-pubescent woman is merely illegal in the US. There's no name for it.

"Statutory"?
 
2008-07-20 10:50:51 PM
If they were printing on both sides of the page back then, he'd have needed to cut up TWO copies of a bible.

Some people cringe at the mere thought.
Hell, they print BILLIONS of the things. From time to time over the ages, I'm sure a few pages have been used to start kindling going for a campfire. Get over it. It's not like you're burning the original manuscripts.

And it's common practice to write in the margins.
Gimme a break.
 
2008-07-20 10:51:09 PM
DamnYankees: Having sex with a 15 or 16 year old is not pedophilia.

Correct. The proper term is "ephebophilia" or "giggity."
 
2008-07-20 10:51:18 PM
ninjakirby: DamnYankees: A relationship between a man and a post-pubescent woman is merely illegal in the US. There's no name for it.

"Statutory"?


That's a legal term. It's not a psychological or social condition like pedophilia and pederasty. We may think a 40 year old guy and a 16 year old woman is weird and emotionally wrong (this illegal), but that's a whole different can of worms than child molesting.
 
2008-07-20 10:51:24 PM
Apparently I am somehow the first to note: OLD!

Like 200 years old. This is news how exactly? I've had a copy of the Jefferson Bible for more than a decade, and mine is hardly the only one in existence.

This just now came to the attention of the LA Times?
 
2008-07-20 10:51:50 PM
ninjakirby: DamnYankees: A relationship between a man and a post-pubescent woman is merely illegal in the US. There's no name for it.

"Statutory"?


Statutory refers to a statute. That is, something that is a law. It is a law to have sex with "under-aged" people (what that means depends on jurisdiction).

So, saying "statutory" is like saying "The Law."
 
2008-07-20 10:52:59 PM
To not have sex! Not!

...
 
2008-07-20 10:53:08 PM
give me doughnuts: Correct. The proper term is "ephebophilia" or "giggity."

Yup. Wikipedia says it simply: "Attraction to adolescents is not generally regarded by psychologists as pathological except when it interferes with other relationships, becomes an obsession which adversely affects other areas of life, or causes distress to the subject."

I think this statement about obsession or distress could apply to damn near anything, like comic books or MMORPGs.
 
2008-07-20 10:55:57 PM
DamnYankees
bullock.: It is against the law. And gross.

What is? Sex with a 16 year old? Nowadays it is. But Jefferson lived 200 years ago.

bullock.: Who said you were hiding?

You warned me this was public and could be found, implying I was saying something which shouldn't be said in public.

bullock.: What's up w/ the inclusive definition of libel? Are you attempting to show off?

Slander is verbal, libel is written. If making that distinction is "showing off", then the bar on Fark is pretty low.

Please forgive my reluctance/refusal to work the approprate html tags further than I did. My maid called in sick/has yet to be hired.

I'm just saying that showing support for having sex with little girls is akin to showing support for enslaving black people.

Yes, both had no social repercusions, legal or otherwise years ago, but it makes you look extremely stupid defending it now.

Think about it: We figured out how stupid and horrible that was, either case scenerio.

Defending the opposite means embracing the evil we overcame. This is not rocket science.

If you do not get what I am saying, by all means go ahead and enslave a black person at gun-point and then have sex w/ an underaged girl to make your point.

/Don't really do this.

//Seriously, DO NOT really do this.
 
2008-07-20 10:56:24 PM
nmathew01: From the little reading I've done, I'm under the impression that the genetic markers linking Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings's children are found on the y chromosome providing a male to male link. Jefferson had several male cousins and nephews (My memory is vague here. At least one of the two) who would have carried this marker. I recall reading in 12th grade a letter penned by one such relative who was deeply disturbed that he may have done something to besmirch Thomas Jefferson's honor.

Naturally, any such documents are long since thrown out, so no chance of finding them to bolster my statement.



There's been a lot of talk that it may have been one of Jefferson's nephews who may have actually had the relationship with Sally Hemings. But as far as I know, there's been no way to prove it as of yet.
 
2008-07-20 10:57:59 PM
\bullock.: I'm just saying that showing support for having sex with little girls is akin to showing support for enslaving black people.

Yes, both had no social repercusions, legal or otherwise years ago, but it makes you look extremely stupid defending it now.


You're a freaking moron. Thomas Jefferson did not have sex with "little girls". Jesus, what the hell is wrong with you? Having sex with a 16 year old isn't right and I'm not defending it, but its lightyears different from having sex with "little girls", especially given the time period, when people married and gave birth alot younger than nowadays.

And fix your tags, its not hard. You don't need a maid.
 
2008-07-20 10:58:07 PM
DamnYankees: fanbladesaresharp: Always some goddam technicality with some people. Grow a pair will ya?

I can't tell if this is sarcasm.


You'll never know.
 
2008-07-20 10:58:48 PM
DamnYankees: mandingueiro: wow we agree on something. realism does not equal morality. His policies based on hypocritical morality is his downfall as a great president (although i do take into account the time period.). to put into perspective: mount rushmore is called the four thieves. Historical analysis of american policy vindicates the statement.

I never said he was the most moral American ever, nor am I judging him purely on his presidency.

And I've never heard Mt. Rushmore called the "four thieves".


well, maybe you should delve into historical events and the factual renderings on the people they affect.
 
2008-07-20 10:58:48 PM
AurizenDarkstar: There's been a lot of talk that it may have been one of Jefferson's nephews who may have actually had the relationship with Sally Hemings. But as far as I know, there's been no way to prove it as of yet.

Aside from sheer curiosity, I never understood the relevance of this whole thing. Whether Jefferson was or wasn't the father, does it have any lasting bearing on the man's legacy?
 
2008-07-20 10:59:52 PM
mandingueiro: well, maybe you should delve into historical events and the factual renderings on the people they affect.

A google search for "four thieves mount rushmore" serves up nothing. What are you talking about? Is this your personal nickname for those 4 men?
 
2008-07-20 11:00:56 PM
Yup, those radical left founding fathers are at it again.

Nice timely article, too. Slow news century?

/"Christian nation?" Who the heck told you that? Well, they were wrong. Sorry! You can go back to your pancake breakfast now....
 
2008-07-20 11:01:05 PM
Bevets: Exodus 15.11 "Who is like Thee among the gods, O LORD? Who is like Thee, majestic in holiness, Awesome in praises, working wonders?

Zeus
Oh, wait, also:
Jupiter
Odin
Wotan
Kinich Ahau
Ra
An
Anu
Anus (the Hittite "king of the gods", for real)
Tabiti
Kamui
Brahma
Izanagi
Banaitja
Kutkh
Crom

Now, I am sure you think your God can beat up all these other Gods, but they think/thought the same about yours. Just that Christians and Muslims made it difficult to be anything except Christians or Muslims in the lands they ruled. Either by edict, by pogrom or by financial burden.

Congratulations in winning the God race. The masses suffered for your glory.
 
2008-07-20 11:02:28 PM
Say nothing of my religion. It is known to God and myself alone. Its evidence before the world is to be sought in my life: if it has been honest and dutiful to society the religion which has regulated it cannot be a bad one.
Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826)
 
2008-07-20 11:03:07 PM
DamnYankees: mandingueiro: wow we agree on something. realism does not equal morality. His policies based on hypocritical morality is his downfall as a great president (although i do take into account the time period.). to put into perspective: mount rushmore is called the four thieves. Historical analysis of american policy vindicates the statement.

I never said he was the most moral American ever, nor am I judging him purely on his presidency.

And I've never heard Mt. Rushmore called the "four thieves".


Well you seem to have a pretty good distinction on just what designates "pedophile" (why that's such a contention with you I don't know but we'll fark with it anyway) so I'm at a bit of a loss how you haven't heard that phrase already. Hell, I heard it 30 years ago and I never even visited the place.
 
2008-07-20 11:04:49 PM
fanbladesaresharp: Well you seem to have a pretty good distinction on just what designates "pedophile" (why that's such a contention with you I don't know but we'll fark with it anyway) so I'm at a bit of a loss how you haven't heard that phrase already. Hell, I heard it 30 years ago and I never even visited the place.

Yes, I know the definition of the word "pedophile". Apparently, this is weird to do. If you don't see the difference between having sex with a 6 year old and a 16 year old, I don't know what to say.

And maybe I'm just ignorant about Mt. Rushmore nicknames, but I've never heard that one, and google isn't helping.
 
2008-07-20 11:04:58 PM
They [the clergy] believe that any portion of power confided to me, will be exerted in opposition to their schemes. And they believe rightly; for I have sworn upon the altar of god, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. But this is all they have to fear from me: and enough, too, in their opinion.
Thomas Jefferson
 
2008-07-20 11:05:22 PM
DamnYankees: ninjakirby: DamnYankees: A relationship between a man and a post-pubescent woman is merely illegal in the US. There's no name for it.

"Statutory"?

That's a legal term. It's not a psychological or social condition like pedophilia and pederasty. We may think a 40 year old guy and a 16 year old woman is weird and emotionally wrong (this illegal), but that's a whole different can of worms than child molesting.


You can try to define it all you want. There's a better application of it: Common Sense. As in, Just. Don't. Farking. Do. It. Moran.
 
2008-07-20 11:05:25 PM
DamnYankees: mandingueiro: well, maybe you should delve into historical events and the factual renderings on the people they affect.

A google search for "four thieves mount rushmore" serves up nothing. What are you talking about? Is this your personal nickname for those 4 men?


I have no idea if this is a reputable journal or not, but putting "four thieves" in quotes turned this^ up:

The Lakota dubbed the Mt. Rushmore result "the four thieves" as each had taken vast tracts of Indian land.
 
2008-07-20 11:06:23 PM
i2.photobucket.com
 
2008-07-20 11:07:08 PM
fanbladesaresharp: You can try to define it all you want. There's a better application of it: Common Sense. As in, Just. Don't. Farking. Do. It. Moran.

Did... did you just call Thomas Jefferson a moran?
 
2008-07-20 11:07:10 PM
DamnYankees: mandingueiro: well, maybe you should delve into historical events and the factual renderings on the people they affect.

A google search for "four thieves mount rushmore" serves up nothing. What are you talking about? Is this your personal nickname for those 4 men?


Wow. No shiat? It didn't come up on google, therefore it doesn't exist? Try Wikipedia.
 
2008-07-20 11:07:47 PM
DamnYankees: mandingueiro: well, maybe you should delve into historical events and the factual renderings on the people they affect.

A google search for "four thieves mount rushmore" serves up nothing. What are you talking about? Is this your personal nickname for those 4 men?


mount rushmore is carved into the black hills. A place that is historically sacred to the Sioux. Legal treaties were broken to force them to give up this land. I, however, am tired of given you a history lesson. "the four thieves" refers to the ways the american gov't used political leverage, modified, and broke their own laws to gain access to sacred land.It is a common moniker among native americans.
 
2008-07-20 11:09:08 PM
fanbladesaresharp: You can try to define it all you want. There's a better application of it: Common Sense. As in, Just. Don't. Farking. Do. It. Moran.

In the 18th century, it was not uncommon to be married at that age. In Jefferson's day, it was not at all 'common sense' to avoid post-pubescent girls. Martha Washington, for example, was married at age 18, Abigail Adams met John when she was 15, and Martha Jefferson had a kid by age 19.

Frank Anthrax: I have no idea if this is a reputable journal or not, but putting "four thieves" in quotes turned this^ up:

The Lakota dubbed the Mt. Rushmore result "the four thieves" as each had taken vast tracts of Indian land.


Putting "four thieves" in quotes with Mt. Rushmore gives you 8 results on google. It's clearly not that famous a nickname.
 
2008-07-20 11:09:23 PM
DamnYankees: Having sex with a 16 year old isn't right and I'm not defending it

It is not even illegal in most countries1.

I know it is not in Canada for one. Adults in Canada don't tend to have sex with 16 year-olds simply because they tend to be very annoying.

Over the centuries the age that people marry has varied widely and it is not reasonable to judge them by your current morals. 200 years from now the age may be 21 ... you want people thinking you were a pedophile because you liked 18 year-olds??

/And let's not forget the whole ridiculous countdown clock for the Olsen twins ... guess the whole USA were pedos.

1 This 'fact' was completely made up on the spot and may not be remotely true.
 
2008-07-20 11:10:16 PM
fanbladesaresharp: Wow. No shiat? It didn't come up on google, therefore it doesn't exist? Try Wikipedia.

It's not there at all. You think Wikipedia has more information than google?

mandingueiro: "the four thieves" refers to the ways the american gov't used political leverage, modified, and broke their own laws to gain access to sacred land.It is a common moniker among native americans.

Fair enough. I'm not an Indian, so I don't know that. All I have access to is internet research at the moment, and it wasn't helping.
 
2008-07-20 11:10:57 PM
I wonder how many of these Jefferson critics think George W. Bush is awesome.
 
2008-07-20 11:11:13 PM
Frank Anthrax: fanbladesaresharp: You can try to define it all you want. There's a better application of it: Common Sense. As in, Just. Don't. Farking. Do. It. Moran.

Did... did you just call Thomas Jefferson a moran?


Him? Nah. Jefferson wasn't stupid by any means. Hypocrite? Oh yeah. Just an open statement of common sense.
 
2008-07-20 11:11:38 PM
Frank Anthrax: fanbladesaresharp: You can try to define it all you want. There's a better application of it: Common Sense. As in, Just. Don't. Farking. Do. It. Moran.

Did... did you just call Thomas Jefferson a moran?


Also, just realized this. Martha Jefferson, the wife of Thomas, married her first husband at the age of 16.
 
2008-07-20 11:11:56 PM
ninjakirby

HEY! I got banned for posting one of those.

/i got better though
 
2008-07-20 11:13:10 PM
nmathew01: From the little reading I've done, I'm under the impression that the genetic markers linking Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings's children are found on the y chromosome providing a male to male link. Jefferson had several male cousins and nephews (My memory is vague here. At least one of the two) who would have carried this marker. I recall reading in 12th grade a letter penned by one such relative who was deeply disturbed that he may have done something to besmirch Thomas Jefferson's honor.

I was going to sit this one out, but instead after reading some much misinformation I feel the need to congratulate you as being the first person in this thread to get the facts correct.

You are correct that there is no proof that there Jefferson fathered a child with any of his slaves, only that DNA evidence concludes that a male in his family had.

mandingueiro: [snip]policies based on hypocritical morality[snip]

Why is he a hypocrite simply because years later he took a different opinion. He was apparently an intelligent person who continued to push the boundaries of his knowledge until the day he died. Isn't it possible that he simply changed his opinion based on additional information and sound reflection?

My views and deeply held beliefs are very different than those I held even 5 or 7 years ago. There is no motivation in my change in beliefs. I am not running for office or trying to impress anyone. I have simply kept an open mind and have a willingness to admit that I didn't have all the facts when I initially formed my opinions. I don't consider that to be open minded, not hypocritical.
 
2008-07-20 11:13:34 PM
bullock.: It is against the law. And gross.

DamnYankees: What is? Sex with a 16 year old? Nowadays it is. But Jefferson lived 200 years ago


Since we are being pedantic here... it is against the law only because he lived in Virginia, and not say Maryland of North Carolina. It's not illegal in most states. There are only 11 states where the age of consent is greater than 16. In some states it is even lower, as low as 14 (particularly if the "adult" partner is under 21).

Jefferson lived in Virginia, where the current age of consent law wasn't written until 1950. Before that I'm not even sure there was a law on the books. To to apply today's law to what he did 200 years ago, having sex with a 16 year old is a misdemeanor, and the same crime as giving them booze ("contributing to the delinquency of a minor" -- not even a sex crime). It is not a felony unless the person is 14 or younger. If the child is 12 or under then it becomes statutory rape, but I don't think there's even a hint of evidenc that Jefferson was farking 12 year olds.
 
2008-07-20 11:14:34 PM
DamnYankees: fanbladesaresharp: Wow. No shiat? It didn't come up on google, therefore it doesn't exist? Try Wikipedia.

It's not there at all. You think Wikipedia has more information than google?


Try Alta Vista and Dogpile.
 
2008-07-20 11:14:55 PM
JeffreyScott: Why is he a hypocrite simply because years later he took a different opinion. He was apparently an intelligent person who continued to push the boundaries of his knowledge until the day he died. Isn't it possible that he simply changed his opinion based on additional information and sound reflection?

I don't think even the biggest Jefferson fans deny he had hypocritical parts of his life. It's one of the great mysteries of the man.
 
2008-07-20 11:15:41 PM
fanbladesaresharp: Try Alta Vista and Dogpile.

Try no. I've looked, there's very few references t it. One on all of google. In this thread it's been explained to me what it means. I didn't deny the nickname existed, but its hardly a well-known one.
 
2008-07-20 11:16:47 PM
DamnYankees
\bullock.: I'm just saying that showing support for having sex with little girls is akin to showing support for enslaving black people.

Yes, both had no social repercusions, legal or otherwise years ago, but it makes you look extremely stupid defending it now.

You're a freaking moron. Thomas Jefferson did not have sex with "little girls". Jesus, what the hell is wrong with you? Having sex with a 16 year old isn't right and I'm not defending it, but its lightyears different from having sex with "little girls", especially given the time period, when people married and gave birth alot younger than nowadays.

And fix your tags, its not hard. You don't need a maid.


Neh w/ the html tags, I'm a lazy rebel. Deal w/ it.

I am just saying that you angrily defending having sex w/ underaged girls certainly casts you in the light of pedophelia.

Do you think that having sex with underaged girls is ok, today?

Yes or no?

What about slaves?

/laughing.
 
2008-07-20 11:18:51 PM
bullock.: Neh w/ the html tags, I'm a lazy rebel troll. Deal w/ it.

FTFY
 
2008-07-20 11:19:12 PM
Why has DamnYankees been surrounded by crazy people yelling "pedophile"?
 
2008-07-20 11:19:21 PM
bullock.: Neh w/ the html tags, I'm a lazy rebel. Deal w/ it.

He's a loner, DamnYankees. A rebel.
 
2008-07-20 11:19:25 PM
DamnYankees: I don't think even the biggest Jefferson fans deny he had hypocritical parts of his life.

Oh yeah. The guy basically was a hypocrite. Usually, though, his wife could talk him down. That Weezy had common sense.
 
2008-07-20 11:20:06 PM
I'm always amused at those who so desperately want to believe that the founding fathers were not Christian. The fact is that the majority were Christian and the variety of their beliefs was probably no greater than the variety of Christians found today. Deists were a fringe minority amongst the Continental Congress and the Constitutional Convention. Those of you who are too sophisticated to believe in God or Christianity may look down your noses at us as much as you wish but that doesn't change the fact that more than 85% of Americans believe in God, the vast majority of those are Christians of some sort.

The other undeniable fact is that our Declaration of Independence and the Constitutional notions of equality before the law, the right of every individual to acquire and keep real property and pass that to his heirs are Judeo-Christian principles. The Egyptians, the Greeks, the Romans: no early civilization believed in the equality of all men before the law as did the Jews. Every other system of laws differentiates between rulers and the ruled. It is the difference between subjectship and citizenship. Subjects are ruled by other men who may change the laws. Citizens sign up to be governed by a system of laws which do not change on a whim but by consent of the governed. In the Judeo-Christian belief system, those rules came from God.

You don't have to believe in God to recognize that the system of God's Laws are the basis of our Declaration and Constitution. Whether or not you believe in God does not change the fact that wherever those laws came from, whether divinely inspired or cleverly devised by some group of surgically mutilated proto-capitalists out in the Sinai wilderness, they have made the United States the greatest country in the world, not because of God but because of the individual rights of all citizens and the supremacy of the rule of law.
 
2008-07-20 11:20:19 PM
DamnYankees: fanbladesaresharp: Try Alta Vista and Dogpile.

Try no. I've looked, there's very few references t it. One on all of google. In this thread it's been explained to me what it means. I didn't deny the nickname existed, but its hardly a well-known one.


Change your keywords in the search box.
 
2008-07-20 11:20:25 PM
mandingueiro: "the four thieves" refers to the ways the american gov't used political leverage, modified, and broke their own laws to gain access to sacred land.It is a common moniker among native americans."

Sociopolitical paradigm shifts often do result in bloodshed, human exploitation and all manner of other atrocities. When these paradigm shifts succeed, we eagerly excuse everything that was done to achieve them. When they don't, we regard them as misguided endeavors and demonize those we believe to be responsible.

I'm 50% native. If it weren't for the systematic conquest and rape of my ancestors, I'd be squatting in a hut and eating fermented bison meat seasoned with burnt dung right now. Take that as you will.

/Declined reparations money
 
2008-07-20 11:21:36 PM
bullock.: Do you think that having sex with underaged girls is ok, today?

Question 1:
Were they 'underage' during the life of Thomas Jefferson?

Point 1:
In the vast majority of countries in modern times, the AoC is ~15.
 
2008-07-20 11:22:12 PM
DeathByUngaBunga: Why has DamnYankees been surrounded by crazy people yelling "pedophile"?

Because Sunday night witch hunts are fun. Caturday, TSG Fridays....it's something to do.
 
2008-07-20 11:24:07 PM
bullock.: I am just saying that you angrily defending having sex w/ underaged girls certainly casts you in the light of pedophelia.

Your insistance on incorrectly labeling people casts you in the light of a moron.

I suspect that you think you are coming off as an intellectual in your attacks on DamnYankees but you are wrong. He has not defended pedophilia in any way ... he has merely pointed out that you do not understand the term. And he is correct.
 
2008-07-20 11:25:01 PM
No matter what his sexual preferences may have been, the man founded a damn fine university.

/Wahoo-wa
 
2008-07-20 11:25:23 PM
bullock.: Do you think that having sex with underaged girls is ok, today?

Yes or no?


No. Are we done?
 
2008-07-20 11:26:37 PM
From what is readily available on the web (wiki, etc.), it is pretty clear that Jefferson (or someone sharing his exact Y-chromosome) was the father of some or all of her children. And since she stayed close to him (in his house!) from age 14 until he died, I personally doubt some "other male relative" was banging her.

But Jefferson a pedophile? Nah. Even if one accepts that she had a child at age 17, that doesn't come close to fulfilling the charge. 16 was prime breeding age back then. Heck, it was prime breeding age in this country until the middle of the 20th Century!

Furthermore, IMO America's gross fascination with the sex lives of teenagers today has more to do with the politics and religion of those in power than in any really rational basis.
 
2008-07-20 11:27:08 PM
Mr. Right: The Egyptians, the Greeks, the Romans: no early civilization believed in the equality of all men before the law as did the Jews.

As a Jew, I feel fine saying...what the hell are you talking about? Jewish Law is far from this.
 
2008-07-20 11:27:21 PM
Farking Canuck: bullock.: I am just saying that you angrily defending having sex w/ underaged girls certainly casts you in the light of pedophelia.

Your insistance on incorrectly labeling people casts you in the light of a moron.

I suspect that you think you are coming off as an intellectual in your attacks on DamnYankees but you are wrong. He has not defended pedophilia in any way ... he has merely pointed out that you do not understand the term. And he is correct.


And yet here he is trying to define it and come off as an intellectual. Which way do you want it, chief?
 
2008-07-20 11:28:05 PM
Slaves, be obedient to those who are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in the sincerity of your heart, as to Christ.
Ephesians 6:5
 
2008-07-20 11:28:37 PM
Jefferson himself makes reference in his writings to an age of consent being 12 years old.
 
2008-07-20 11:29:07 PM
Farking Canuck
bullock.: I am just saying that you angrily defending having sex w/ underaged girls certainly casts you in the light of pedophelia.

Your insistance on incorrectly labeling people casts you in the light of a moron.

I suspect that you think you are coming off as an intellectual in your attacks on DamnYankees but you are wrong. He has not defended pedophilia in any way ... he has merely pointed out that you do not understand the term. And he is correct.

So you think it is ok to have sex with underaged girls, right?

Underaged means less than 18 years of age, fyi.

This is the point you meant to make, correct?
 
2008-07-20 11:29:15 PM
fanbladesaresharp: And yet here he is trying to define it and come off as an intellectual. Which way do you want it, chief?

This is how far out country has fallen? Now knowing what words mean is considered elitist.
 
2008-07-20 11:30:03 PM
Well that was interesting!
 
2008-07-20 11:31:17 PM
fanbladesaresharp: And yet here he is trying to define it and come off as an intellectual. Which way do you want it, chief?

It's a sad day when this can be considered a valid troll, and not merely the insane ramblings of a moran. God help America that knowing the definitions of words is "intellectualism." And that being accused of being an intellectual is an insult.

/You'll all weep with me, won't you?
 
2008-07-20 11:31:36 PM
Zamboro: mandingueiro: "the four thieves" refers to the ways the american gov't used political leverage, modified, and broke their own laws to gain access to sacred land.It is a common moniker among native americans."

Sociopolitical paradigm shifts often do result in bloodshed, human exploitation and all manner of other atrocities. When these paradigm shifts succeed, we eagerly excuse everything that was done to achieve them. When they don't, we regard them as misguided endeavors and demonize those we believe to be responsible.

I'm 50% native. If it weren't for the systematic conquest and rape of my ancestors, I'd be squatting in a hut and eating fermented bison meat seasoned with burnt dung right now. Take that as you will.

/Declined reparations money


completely correct. However, socio-technological advances does not excuse or justify past criminal activity. "indian" casinos can be considered hardly a step forward. Some would consider such type of assimilation further attempts to assimilate the "red man". An economical subversive action akin to the "bow and arrow pageant" that took place in early 20th century.
 
2008-07-20 11:31:53 PM
SkinnyHead: Jefferson himself makes reference in his writings to an age of consent being 12 years old.

Right, and it's not like he made the laws...

Uh oh.

/Off to light a candle for Jefferson, weep over Declaration
 
2008-07-20 11:32:41 PM
bullock.: So you think it is ok to have sex with underaged girls, right?

Underaged means less than 18 years of age, fyi.

This is the point you meant to make, correct?


You're really, really bad at this. You know that, right?
 
2008-07-20 11:32:41 PM
fanbladesaresharp: DeathByUngaBunga: Why has DamnYankees been surrounded by crazy people yelling "pedophile"?

Because Sunday night witch hunts are fun. Caturday, TSG Fridays....it's something to do.


Oh.

Well, I know better than to be on the witch side of a witch hunt. Is there a uniform I should be wearing to show I'm not a pervert dictionary quoter like DamnYankees? Should I throw something?
 
2008-07-20 11:32:54 PM
Ignorance abounds here.

IN Jefferson's time, having sex with a woman of 14, 15, or 16 was not unusual, nor was it considered deviant, since many people didn't often live to see fifty years of age, and many died much earlier than that due to disease and health concerns which we have since addressed with modern medicine.

In fact, if a woman hadn't been with a man by the time she was 16, people would whisper the word "spinster" in regards to her. Marriages often took place between women in their teens, and men who ranged in age from slightly older to decades older. Some were arranged, some were not.

When it came to slaves, it was not unusual for the master of the estate to have his way with slave women. It was wrong, but it was also not always unwilling on the part of the woman. Sometimes, a slave who was cozy with her master had a very comfortable life in comparison to that of other slaves.

All this aside, it is NOT, nor has it every been "pedophilia" when someone has sex with a teenager who has gone through puberty, and barring some disorder, Sally Hemmings had most likely experienced puberty when she was around 12 years old. She would have been a WOMAN by nature's standards when she was 14.

In the modern era, now that we've decided on some arbitrary age where it's "OK" to have sex, we call attraction to post-pubescent teenagers "hebephelia" and whether or not it's legal has to do with what country, state, and county you're in. In some states it's 14, in others it's 16, and still others require a person to be 18 before they can have sex.

For those who are STUPID, "Pedophelia" is the deviant mental condition which makes an adult (defined as: someone who is past puberty) attracted to children who have not experienced puberty. This is its ONLY meaning. It does not mean "when an old dude farks a teenager" in ANY dictionary or law-book on Earth.

But pedophelia and hebephelia aside, relationships between people past the age of 18 and those who had experienced puberty but were not yet 18 years of age were the SOCIETAL NORM in Jefferson's day. I guarantee you that EVERY ONE of the founding fathers nailed a teenager at some point in his life. (Ben Franklin probably did it weekly.)

My own grandmother, wife to a Quaker, was married when she was 14 years old. She had twelve kids, starting as soon as she was married, and remained with her husband for over 75 years. My grandfather, then 17 years old, met her when she was 12 and told her he was going to be his wife some day. Two years later, when she was at "marrying age", he asked for her hand in marriage, and her father's blessing, and got both. My grandmother was born in the late 1800s, and it was still pretty normal for women to marry young at that point in time.

People in this thread trying to lay 21st century sexual repression on 18th century historical figures need to shut up. You're way off-base.
 
2008-07-21 12:15:17 AM
If I can't see it, it isn't real! Nyah! Nyah! Nyah!

/Buries head in sand
//Ignores everything
///Acts intellectually superior
 
2008-07-21 12:15:34 AM
DeathByUngaBunga: Should I throw something?

Well it's only your stuff you can throw, so have at it.
 
2008-07-21 12:16:59 AM
Mr. Right: The other undeniable fact is that our Declaration of Independence and the Constitutional notions of equality before the law, the right of every individual to acquire and keep real property and pass that to his heirs are Judeo-Christian principles... Subjects are ruled by other men who may change the laws. Citizens sign up to be governed by a system of laws which do not change on a whim but by consent of the governed. In the Judeo-Christian belief system, those rules came from God.

You actually have no idea that you just contradicted yourself twice, do you?
 
2008-07-21 12:17:45 AM
Didn't he found the University of Virginia?

Isn't it ranked the best public university on the East Coast?
 
2008-07-21 12:18:04 AM
Clothes in bathroom


DamnYankees: bullock.: Do you think that having sex with underaged girls is ok, today?

Yes or no?

No. Are we done?


If I might interject...

No. There's nothing inherently "wrong" for an older man to have sex with a post-pubescent, but pre-age-of-majority girl. Most of us just don't do it, firstly:

Because we don't want to be cooling our heels with Pedo-bear and second:

Because girls of that age tend to be very, very annoying. Someone mentioned this earlier as well. My girlfriend's cousin, for instance, is not quite 14, but quite well developed in all the usual ways. She also tends to walk around with half of her previous meal smeared around her mouth, and still talks animatedly about "Rugrats in Paris". For most of us, that's our cue to step back, put it back in the oven, and wait for the timer to go off.

But, without quoting the entire "Grass on the Field" adage, Mother Nature seems to think it's just fine. Who I am to argue?
 
2008-07-21 12:25:14 AM
Holden Caulfield: Didn't he found the University of Virginia?

Isn't it ranked the best public university on the East Coast?


Yes, he did. U of V and UC Berkeley are basically tied for the best public school in America.

Though we all know Berkeley is better.

aagrajag: No. There's nothing inherently "wrong" for an older man to have sex with a post-pubescent, but pre-age-of-majority girl. Most of us just don't do it, firstly:

Well, he asked "is it ok". Considering it is illegal, I said no. If he asked if it was immoral I would have answered differently.
 
2008-07-21 12:26:57 AM
www.nobeliefs.com

//it was hijacked in 1955
 
2008-07-21 12:30:00 AM
/throws stale hunk of cheese at ZeroCorpse.
 
2008-07-21 12:30:35 AM
DamnYankees: Though we all know Berkeley is better.

Word up.
 
2008-07-21 12:34:37 AM
DamnYankees: Holden Caulfield: Didn't he found the University of Virginia?

Isn't it ranked the best public university on the East Coast?

Yes, he did. U of V and UC Berkeley are basically tied for the best public school in America.

Though we all know Berkeley is better.

aagrajag: No. There's nothing inherently "wrong" for an older man to have sex with a post-pubescent, but pre-age-of-majority girl. Most of us just don't do it, firstly:

Well, he asked "is it ok". Considering it is illegal, I said no. If he asked if it was immoral I would have answered differently.


fanbladesaresharp: DamnYankees: fanbladesaresharp: Try Alta Vista and Dogpile.

Try no. I've looked, there's very few references t it. One on all of google. In this thread it's been explained to me what it means. I didn't deny the nickname existed, but its hardly a well-known one.

Change your keywords in the search box.


Did you find it yet? With the server lapses you should have been able to.
 
2008-07-21 12:35:37 AM
From Thomas Jefferson ... to George W Bush.

What the HELL went wrong?
 
2008-07-21 12:37:34 AM
Wow. This thread got nasty fast and never looked back, didn't it? Being a Canadian atheist certainly lends itself to leading a less complicated and angry life.
 
2008-07-21 12:39:13 AM
ZeroCorpse

(Ben Franklin probably did it weekly.)

I thought he liked the older ladies?
 
2008-07-21 12:39:32 AM
Thomas Jefferson supported the theory of intelligent design. I think he would be surprised to learn that some people today consider his views unconstitutional.
 
2008-07-21 12:40:25 AM
SkinnyHead: Thomas Jefferson supported the theory of intelligent design. I think he would be surprised to learn that some people today consider his views unconstitutional.

If this was posted by anyone else, I would give a hearty congratulations on the satire.
 
2008-07-21 12:40:36 AM
Fr._Peter_Fitznuggly: Well, we do need less Leviticus and more Beatitudes.

img296.imageshack.us

"Blessed are the cheesemakers!"
 
2008-07-21 12:43:06 AM
"To the corruption of Christianity I am indeed opposed," he wrote to (Benjamin) Rush, "but not to the genuine precepts of Jesus himself."

I rarely ever post here, but I would like to say "Amen" and "This."

/In that order.
 
2008-07-21 12:43:32 AM
SkinnyHead: Thomas Jefferson supported the theory of intelligent design. I think he would be surprised to learn that some people today consider his views unconstitutional.

Fascinating, please tell us more.
 
2008-07-21 12:44:11 AM
Nicotinus: Wow. This thread got nasty fast and never looked back, didn't it? Being a Canadian atheist certainly lends itself to leading a less complicated and angry life.

Nah, you just get angry about different things. Like Quebec.
 
2008-07-21 12:44:30 AM
altinos: "Blessed are the cheesemakers!"

Whats so special about the cheesemakers?
 
2008-07-21 12:45:14 AM
Kensey:

You actually have no idea that you just contradicted yourself twice, do you?


You actually have no idea that your reading comprehension is zero, do you?
 
2008-07-21 12:47:14 AM
Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between man and his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legislative powers of government reach actions only, and not opinions, I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should 'make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,' thus building a wall of separation between church and State.
Thomas Jefferson
 
2008-07-21 12:51:25 AM
SkinnyHead
Thomas Jefferson supported the theory of intelligent design. I think he would be surprised to learn that some people today consider his views unconstitutional.

I have a sneaking suspicion that he would have changed his mind had he read Darwin's works during his lifetime.
 
2008-07-21 12:51:30 AM
SkinnyHead: Thomas Jefferson supported the theory of intelligent design. I think he would be surprised to learn that some people today consider his views unconstitutional.

Thomas Jefferson died when?

"On the Origin of Species" was published when?

You fail. Big time.
 
2008-07-21 12:55:23 AM
fanbladesaresharp: Nah, you just get angry about different things. Like Quebec.

Well, that's a fair point. Though it's hard to stay mad at the guys that gave us poutine.
 
2008-07-21 12:56:22 AM
Mr. Right, lets make this easy.

This is a Judeo-Christian value: Slaves, be obedient to those who are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in the sincerity of your heart, as to Christ. ~ Ephesians 6:5

This is product of Enlightenment Era Deists:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with inherent and inalienable rights; that among these, are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness; that to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed; that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.

Do you see the difference?
 
2008-07-21 01:02:09 AM
Nicotinus: fanbladesaresharp: Nah, you just get angry about different things. Like Quebec.

Well, that's a fair point. Though it's hard to stay mad at the guys that gave us poutine.


...And super-hot womens. God, I love Montreal.
 
2008-07-21 01:07:35 AM
ninjakirby: Fascinating, please tell us more.

Certainly. Anti-Christian types like to cites Jefferson's 1823 letter to Adams where he talks about how the "day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter..." etc. You probably seen that before here on Fark. But they fail to read the rest of the letter where Jefferson lays out his theory of intelligent design:
"...I hold (without appeal to revelation) that when we take a view of the Universe, in it's parts general or particular, it is impossible for the human mind not to percieve and feel a conviction of design, consummate skill, and indefinite power in every atom of it's composition. The movements of the heavenly bodies, so exactly held in their course by the balance of centrifugal and centripetal forces, the structure of our earth itself, with it's distribution of lands, waters and atmosphere, animal and vegetable bodies, examined in all their minutest particles, insects mere atoms of life, yet as perfectly organised as man or mammoth, the mineral substances, their generation and uses, it is impossible, I say, for the human mind not to believe that there is, in all this, design, cause and effect, up to an ultimate cause, a fabricator of all things from matter and motion, their preserver and regulator while permitted to exist in their present forms, and their regenerator into new and other forms. We see, too, evident proofs of the necessity of a superintending power to maintain the Universe in it's course and order. Stars, well known, have disappeared, new ones have come into view, comets, in their incalculable courses, may run foul of suns and planets and require renovation under other laws; certain races of animals are become extinct; and, were there no restoring power, all existences might extinguish successively, one by one, until all should be reduced to a shapeless chaos. So irresistible are these evidences of an intelligent and powerful Agent that, of the infinite numbers of men who have existed thro' all time, they have believed, in the proportion of a million at least to Unit, in the hypothesis of an eternal pre-existence of a creator, rather than in that of a self-existent Universe." ~ Thomas Jefferson
Of course, if he tried to say something like that today, people would be calling him all sorts of names and trying to have his views banned from schools.
 
2008-07-21 01:08:57 AM
aagrajag: Nicotinus: fanbladesaresharp: Nah, you just get angry about different things. Like Quebec.

Well, that's a fair point. Though it's hard to stay mad at the guys that gave us poutine.

...And super-hot womens. God, I love Montreal.


Yeah, but there's some smoking hot girls in San Diego, too. With more predictable weather. Probably some in Montana too, but that would take a bit of searching.
 
2008-07-21 01:10:05 AM
SkinnyHead: Of course, if he tried to say something like that today, people would be calling him all sorts of names and trying to have his views banned from schools.

We hold your stupidity to be self-evident.
 
2008-07-21 01:13:45 AM
fanbladesaresharp: Yeah, but there's some smoking hot girls in San Diego, too. With more predictable weather. Probably some in Montana too, but that would take a bit of searching.

Ah, but the unpredictable weather is a plus. When a warm day comes round it's imperative to take advantage of it by taking off as many clothes as legally possible. Springtime in Canada. Nothing like it.
 
2008-07-21 01:14:54 AM
Mr. Right: Kensey:

You actually have no idea that you just contradicted yourself twice, do you?

You actually have no idea that your reading comprehension is zero, do you?


I comprehended what you wrote just fine, but you say that Judeo-Christian culture initiated the rule of law by the consent of the governed, then you turn right around in the very next sentence and say "those rules came from God". And in the Old Testament it's made abundantly clear that none of those laws are up for a vote. For that matter, in the New Testament Jesus lays down fewer dicta but they're just as strict.

So how do you reconcile the theory of consent of the governed with the fact of divine dictatorship?
 
2008-07-21 01:15:17 AM
DamnYankees: SkinnyHead: Of course, if he tried to say something like that today, people would be calling him all sorts of names and trying to have his views banned from schools.

We hold your stupidity to be self-evident.


Win. So much win.
 
2008-07-21 01:15:34 AM
bullock.: Farking Canuck
bullock.: I am just saying that you angrily defending having sex w/ underaged girls certainly casts you in the light of pedophelia.

Your insistance on incorrectly labeling people casts you in the light of a moron.

I suspect that you think you are coming off as an intellectual in your attacks on DamnYankees but you are wrong. He has not defended pedophilia in any way ... he has merely pointed out that you do not understand the term. And he is correct.

So you think it is ok to have sex with underaged girls, right?

Underaged means less than 18 years of age, fyi.

This is the point you meant to make, correct?


Learn to close your tags already. /
 
2008-07-21 01:19:45 AM
DamnYankees: We hold your stupidity to be self-evident.

You lead off the thread saying how you think that Thomas Jefferson is, in my opinion, the greatest American of all time. We don't talk about him enough, though, since in many ways he lost the war of ideas about what this nation should become. But then when you find out that he advocated the theory of intelligent design, you end up calling him stupid. I guess that just proves my point.
 
2008-07-21 01:21:03 AM
mandingueiro: hey, just pointing out the flaws of being human. As for pedophile: Sally Hemings was allegedly jefferson's concubine. It is a theory supported by many historical revisionists. Research lends authenticity to the accusations. By today's standards, jefferson would be considered a pedophile.

Pedophilia is not about age, but biology. Attraction to a biological adult (that is, a sexually mature individual) is not and has never been considered pedophilia, even if the individual is below the age of consent. Pedophilia is an attraction to a prepubescent.

And she was 16, which unless she was an extremely late bloomer is well into biological adulthood. That's still legal in many places in the US today, and certainly wouldn't be considered pedophilia by any standards (unless for whatever reason the 16 year old hadn't gone into puberty yet).
 
2008-07-21 01:21:06 AM
SkinnyHead: Anti-Christian types like to cites Jefferson's 1823 letter to Adams where he talks about how the "day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter..." etc. You probably seen that before here on Fark. But they fail to read the rest of the letter where Jefferson lays out his theory of intelligent design: "...I hold (without appeal to revelation) that when we take a view of the Universe, in it's parts general or particular, it is impossible for the human mind not to percieve and feel a conviction of design, consummate skill, and indefinite power in every atom of it's composition.

...an intelligence so consummately skilled that it was able to structure the first principles of the universe so as to accomplish its designs by merely waiting for them to manifest according to the physical laws it laid out, rather than being required to continue tediously mucking about with things for the entirety of history.

Creationism and Intelligent Design presuppose the inability of God to accomplish this, and therefore constitute blasphemy.
 
2008-07-21 01:21:21 AM
SkinnyHead: But then when you find out that he advocated the theory of intelligent design, you end up calling him stupid. I guess that just proves my point.

I called you stupid. A decent respect for the opinions of Farkers demands you be mocked.
 
2008-07-21 01:21:36 AM
Egalitarian: ZeroCorpse

(Ben Franklin probably did it weekly.)

I thought he liked the older ladies?


Mr. Franklin did not discriminate on the basis of age ;)
 
2008-07-21 01:22:25 AM
SkinnyHead: Of course, if he tried to say something like that today, people would be calling him all sorts of names and trying to have his views banned from schools.

Psst. Genetics had not yet been discovered at the time of Jefferson and Adams' letter exchanges. Darwin hadn't yet sailed the Beagle. Gregor Mendel was still a baby. Jefferson had nothing else to go on, other than the Deist approach.
 
2008-07-21 01:22:29 AM
SkinnyHead: ninjakirby: Fascinating, please tell us more.

Certainly. Anti-Christian types like to cites Jefferson's 1823 letter to Adams where he talks about how the "day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter..." etc. You probably seen that before here on Fark. But they fail to read the rest of the letter where Jefferson lays out his theory of intelligent design: "...I hold (without appeal to revelation) that when we take a view of the Universe, in it's parts general or particular, it is impossible for the human mind not to percieve and feel a conviction of design, consummate skill, and indefinite power in every atom of it's composition. The movements of the heavenly bodies, so exactly held in their course by the balance of centrifugal and centripetal forces, the structure of our earth itself, with it's distribution of lands, waters and atmosphere, animal and vegetable bodies, examined in all their minutest particles, insects mere atoms of life, yet as perfectly organised as man or mammoth, the mineral substances, their generation and uses, it is impossible, I say, for the human mind not to believe that there is, in all this, design, cause and effect, up to an ultimate cause, a fabricator of all things from matter and motion, their preserver and regulator while permitted to exist in their present forms, and their regenerator into new and other forms. We see, too, evident proofs of the necessity of a superintending power to maintain the Universe in it's course and order. Stars, well known, have disappeared, new ones have come into view, comets, in their incalculable courses, may run foul of suns and planets and require renovation under other laws; certain races of animals are become extinct; and, were there no restoring power, all existences might extinguish successively, one by one, until all should be reduced to a shapeless chaos. So irresistible are these evidences of an intelligent and powerful Agent that, of the infinite numbers of men who have existed thro' all time, they have believed, in the proportion of a million at least to Unit, in the hypothesis of an eternal pre-existence of a creator, rather than in that of a self-existent Universe." ~ Thomas JeffersonOf course, if he tried to say something like that today, people would be calling him all sorts of names and trying to have his views banned from schools.


He didn't know any better. He died 33 years before Darwin published On the Origin of Species. We know better now. Evolution happens. We've seen it in the laboratory, with bacteria and fruit flies. We have the transitional fossils. Much like gravity, it's the exact *mechanism* that's still being uncovered.
 
2008-07-21 01:22:56 AM
DamnYankees: SkinnyHead: But then when you find out that he advocated the theory of intelligent design, you end up calling him stupid. I guess that just proves my point.

I called you stupid. A decent respect for the opinions of Farkers demands you be mocked.


I see what you did there.
 
2008-07-21 01:24:20 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: Psst. Genetics had not yet been discovered at the time of Jefferson and Adams' letter exchanges. Darwin hadn't yet sailed the Beagle. Gregor Mendel was still a baby. Jefferson had nothing else to go on, other than the Deist approach.

LordJiro: He didn't know any better. He died 33 years before Darwin published On the Origin of Species. We know better now. Evolution happens. We've seen it in the laboratory, with bacteria and fruit flies. We have the transitional fossils. Much like gravity, it's the exact *mechanism* that's still being uncovered.

Guys, he knows this. He's the most inanely dense poster on Fark. You're tilting at windmills.
 
2008-07-21 01:26:23 AM
DamnYankees:
Guys, he knows this. He's the most inanely dense poster on Fark. You're tilting at windmills.


Shh. I get paid by the post.
 
2008-07-21 01:28:30 AM
Sum Dum Gai: mandingueiro: hey, just pointing out the flaws of being human. As for pedophile: Sally Hemings was allegedly jefferson's concubine. It is a theory supported by many historical revisionists. Research lends authenticity to the accusations. By today's standards, jefferson would be considered a pedophile.

Pedophilia is not about age, but biology. Attraction to a biological adult (that is, a sexually mature individual) is not and has never been considered pedophilia, even if the individual is below the age of consent. Pedophilia is an attraction to a prepubescent.

And she was 16, which unless she was an extremely late bloomer is well into biological adulthood. That's still legal in many places in the US today, and certainly wouldn't be considered pedophilia by any standards (unless for whatever reason the 16 year old hadn't gone into puberty yet).


yes someone pointed this out earlier. OK. So he was a statutory rapist?
 
2008-07-21 01:30:01 AM
mandingueiro: yes someone pointed this out earlier. OK. So he was a statutory rapist?

No. It wasn't illegal.
 
2008-07-21 01:30:32 AM
Kensey: Creationism and Intelligent Design presuppose the inability of God to accomplish this, and therefore constitute blasphemy.

Me and Thomas Jefferson don't see it that way.

DamnYankees: I called you stupid. A decent respect for the opinions of Farkers demands you be mocked.

What does that mean? You playing to the crowd?

Lenny_da_Hog: Psst. Genetics had not yet been discovered at the time of Jefferson and Adams' letter exchanges. Darwin hadn't yet sailed the Beagle. Gregor Mendel was still a baby. Jefferson had nothing else to go on, other than the Deist approach.

I relying on what he really said and you're just projecting on him what you want him to be. Besides, most of his views concerning intelligent design theory were based on fine-tuned universe. Darwin had nothing to say about that.
 
2008-07-21 01:32:50 AM
DamnYankees: Thomas Jefferson is, in my opinion, the greatest American of all time. We don't talk about him enough, though, since in many ways he lost the war of ideas about what this nation should become.

Which was OK, considering what he wanted to do to immigrants and people who talked bad about the government.

//Alien & Sedition act... not gonna live that one down. Especially since he's dead, I guess.
 
2008-07-21 01:33:04 AM
SkinnyHead: Of course, if he tried to say something like that today, people would be calling him all sorts of names and trying to have his views banned from schools.

We learn those views already bucko - Civics class and US History.
 
2008-07-21 01:33:15 AM
SkinnyHead: What does that mean? You playing to the crowd?

You're a funny little man. You used to annoy me, but now I find you amusing.
 
2008-07-21 01:33:31 AM
SkinnyHead:

I relying on what he really said and you're just projecting on him what you want him to be. Besides, most of his views concerning intelligent design theory were based on fine-tuned universe. Darwin had nothing to say about that.


What evidence would or could ever convince you that ID as a scientific theory is a load of crap?
 
2008-07-21 01:33:51 AM
Jim_Callahan: Which was OK, considering what he wanted to do to immigrants and people who talked bad about the government.

//Alien & Sedition act... not gonna live that one down. Especially since he's dead, I guess.


That was Adams, not Jefferson.
 
2008-07-21 01:34:15 AM
ninjakirby: Mr. Right, lets make this easy.

This is a Judeo-Christian value: Slaves, be obedient to those who are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in the sincerity of your heart, as to Christ. ~ Ephesians 6:5

This is product of Enlightenment Era Deists:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with inherent and inalienable rights; that among these, are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness; that to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed; that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.

Do you see the difference?


You are wrong. When Paul wrote to the Ephesians he was talking about how the new Christians who happened to be slaves should get along. In other words, having found themselves in the undesirable situation of being slaves, Paul instructed them to make the best of it. Holding slaves was not a Judeo-Christian value.

The Enlightenment Era Deists did nothing to abolish slavery so how, exactly, does that square with the "all men are created equal?" Slavery was a universal institution. Jefferson was deeply conflicted about it and did free some of his slaves, as he deemed them able to take care of themselves, as did Washington. (You realize that there was no welfare or Department of Social Services in the 18th century).

Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, to the Enlightenment Era mind (whether Deist or otherwise) meant that rulers could not arbitrarily take life, liberty or any goods and property as had been derived from the just labors of the individual. These rights came from the Creator and the Enlightened Mind saw that monarchical forms of government wherein a monarch took it upon himself to deprive individuals of those rights had, in effect, gone against the will of the Creator and was, therefore, justly ignored and, in the case of the colonies, replaced with a more perfect union. Jefferson's Declaration starts with the premise that man's rights come from their Creator and that all laws derived by man must be subservient to or fall within the restrictions granted by those rights. Reread the first paragraph of the Declaration, which you have so cleverly pasted here, and you will find exactly what I just wrote. That is a Judeo-Christian principle. Going back to the Old Testament God made it pretty clear that his laws were supreme and whether you were the king of Israel or a servant the law should be equally applied. Even if you don't believe in God, that belief system, that God had laid down certain principles of equality and justice and that any law derived by men had to fit within those guidelines, is what makes the U.S. unique in history.

I also know that there are tons of arcane, ridiculous rules laid out in the Bible. Those are irrelevant to the point that life liberty and the pursuit of happiness being equally distributed to all men is a uniquely Judeo-Christian concept. I have not found any other set of laws that adheres to that principle. Every other civilization set up rulers who could make and change laws at a whim or create laws that applied to some folks and not others. Our system of laws was set up precisely to prevent that.
 
2008-07-21 01:35:43 AM
SkinnyHead:
I relying on what he really said and you're just projecting on him what you want him to be. Besides, most of his views concerning intelligent design theory were based on fine-tuned universe. Darwin had nothing to say about that.


...based on what he knew about the universe. In the 1820s. Shoot, might as well teach flat-earth theory. That was the predominant observation before the 1400s....
 
2008-07-21 01:36:10 AM
To put things in perspective. The Father of Our Country, George Washington, owned over 300 slaves. Thomas Jefferson owned over 200 slaves and none were set free in his lifetime. Whereas EVIL Jefferson Davis owned 100 slaves.
 
2008-07-21 01:37:02 AM
Mr. Right: Every other civilization set up rulers who could make and change laws at a whim or create laws that applied to some folks and not others. Our system of laws was set up precisely to prevent that.

This doesn't make any sense.

1) Plenty of non-Judeo-Christian civilizations creates a legal system where the laws could not be changed at whim. For example, the Roman Republic.

2) Our system of laws was set up to include slavery, and women could not vote. Our system has *evolved* to become more egalitarian, but it wasn't set up that way in practice.
 
2008-07-21 01:41:01 AM
Wow, I don't know how it happened but you guys have literally lost the plot of this thread. Start with an article about the Jefferson Bible and end up talking about pedophilia: well I guess now we all know what captures the fictional imagination of Farkers.
 
2008-07-21 01:41:01 AM
I never submitted the whole system of my opinions to the creed of any party of men whatever, in religion, in philosophy, in politics, or in anything else where I was capable of thinking for myself. Such an addiction is the last degradation of a free and moral agent.
Thomas Jefferson
 
2008-07-21 01:43:36 AM
Rashnu: Wow, I don't know how it happened but you guys have literally lost the plot of this thread. Start with an article about the Jefferson Bible and end up talking about pedophilia: well I guess now we all know what captures the fictional imagination of Farkers.

And evolution, which often seems to creep into religious threads.

/or is forcefully wedged.
 
2008-07-21 01:46:30 AM
ninjakirby: We learn those views already bucko - Civics class and US History.

Jefferson's buddy, Thomas Paine, argued that science should be taught theologically, with reference to the creator. I think Jefferson would probably agree with him.
 
2008-07-21 01:46:46 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: DamnYankees:
Guys, he knows this. He's the most inanely dense poster on Fark. You're tilting at windmills.

Shh. I get paid by the post.


So do I. And I pay others.
 
2008-07-21 01:48:04 AM
SkinnyHead: ninjakirby: We learn those views already bucko - Civics class and US History.

Jefferson's buddy, Thomas Paine, argued that science should be taught theologically, with reference to the creator. I think Jefferson would probably agree with him.


Flat earth.
 
2008-07-21 01:48:08 AM
SkinnyHead:

"Question with boldness even the existence of God; because if there be one, He must approve the homage of Reason rather than that of blindfolded Fear." -- Thomas Jefferson
 
2008-07-21 01:49:12 AM
Rashnu: Wow, I don't know how it happened but you guys have literally lost the plot of this thread. Start with an article about the Jefferson Bible and end up talking about pedophilia: well I guess now we all know what captures the fictional imagination of Farkers.

Ask DamnYankees. He was hopelessly trying to clarify that Jefferson nailing a 14 yr old slave wasn't pedophilia, by definition. Then things got wierd.
 
2008-07-21 01:57:11 AM
SkinnyHead: But they fail to read the rest of the letter where Jefferson lays out his theory of intelligent design

Let's take a closer look at this.

"...I hold (without appeal to revelation) that when we take a view of the Universe, in it's parts general or particular, it is impossible for the human mind not to percieve and feel a conviction of design, consummate skill, and indefinite power in every atom of it's composition.

He's not saying there IS design, he's saying we PERCEIVE design. Perception and reality aren't always the same thing -- there are a whole slew of things that we perceive that aren't actually real.

it is impossible, I say, for the human mind not to believe that there is, in all this, design, cause and effect, up to an ultimate cause,

Again, he's saying human minds BELIEVE there is design to the universe. Not that it's correct, but that it's simply part of how our brains are wired that we perceive design.

He's talking about the power of belief in design, which has nothing to do with whether said design actually exists.

And I fully agree with that -- our brains are wired to perceive the world in certain ways. Racism and sexism are another aspect of our minds -- by nature, our minds seek to understand the world by picking out patterns and making inferences from those patterns. We can meet a brand new person and immediately we'll come in with preconceived ideas about what they'll be like based on their physical similarities to other people we know.

That's simply part of how our mind works. We can't stop that aspect of our minds, we can only be aware of it. I think Jefferson's writings speak more about the workings of our cognitive framework than they do about the workings of our universe.
 
2008-07-21 01:57:51 AM
SkinnyHead: ninjakirby: We learn those views already bucko - Civics class and US History.

Jefferson's buddy, Thomas Paine, argued that science should be taught theologically, with reference to the creator. I think Jefferson would probably agree with him.


Citation, please. And even so, so what? We know better now. We can explain how life diversified. We have the fossils and the DNA. We've seen it happening in labs. Furthermore, we have *NO* evidence for Intelligent Design, only weak arguments *against* evolution. And no, 'It looks designed' is not evidence. Remember, it looks like the sun orbits the Earth. It looks like the sun is about the size of a quarter. It looks like the moon emits light.
 
2008-07-21 01:58:59 AM
Kensey: Mr. Right: Kensey:
I comprehended what you wrote just fine, but you say that Judeo-Christian culture initiated the rule of law by the consent of the governed, then you turn right around in the very next sentence and say "those rules came from God". And in the Old Testament it's made abundantly clear that none of those laws are up for a vote. For that matter, in the New Testament Jesus lays down fewer dicta but they're just as strict.

So how do you reconcile the theory of consent of the governed with the fact of divine dictatorship?


The principle of equality before the law was a Judeo-Christian principle. Whether prince or pauper, the law had to be equally applied. Laws deriving from the consent of the governed must still be in accord with the principles of God's Laws. Further, in a monarchy or dictatorship the masses are subjects and have no say either in the laws or in their being there. The Berlin wall wasn't built to keep the hordes of West Germans who wanted to live under a totalitarian regime out but to keep the East Germans who longed for freedom in. In the U.S. we have the notion of citizenship which grants the right to either sign up to live here or go elsewhere but if you want to live here you have to agree to the law of the land. Thus it was with God. If you wanted to sign up, these are the laws. If not, go follow another religion and take your chances. So while you can argue divine dictatorship, the fact is that the citizens were free to ignore it altogether. It's called free will. But if you wanted the protections of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness afforded by the benevolence of his dictatorship (and the Jews weren't hated because they lived in abject poverty) you had to abide by his governing principles. The notion of laws by consent of the governed derived from that, as long as those laws fit within the strictures of that divine dictatorship.

A large part of the impetus behind the Declaration of Independence was greed. These folks had come over from Europe and through dint of hard labor had made themselves moderately wealthy. King George thought he had the right to take whatever of that newly generated wealth he wanted. Historically, England didn't have inheritance of real property unless you were the landed gentry and not very many colonists were that. So these folks wanted to be able to hang on to the fruits of their labors and pass it on to their heirs. That was unprecedented. It's one of the reasons we have no monarchy. As soon as someone is above the law the law is worthless to anyone.

So I don't think I was contradicting myself, I was trying to explain something fairly complex after 3 snifters of Glenmorangie and a damned long day and was probably less than precise in my terminology. I apologize for the snarky comment. When you explained yourself, I attempted the same. I should probably toddle off to bed but the Glenmorangie is not having the desired effect.
 
2008-07-21 02:02:11 AM
Mr. Right: The Enlightenment Era Deists did nothing to abolish slavery

Quakers were often Deist, and quite often Abolitionist. So yes. Yes they did.

The rest of your post is entirely spot on. I simply quoted Ephasians because I'm tired and Zamboro already had, saved me the trouble of looking up any number of passages about slavery in scripture. Your entire post simply doesn't do anything to validate your point; "the system of God's Laws are the basis of our Declaration and Constitution."

You must first identify 'God's laws' (Sharia Law? 613 Mitzvoh? 10 Commandments? Beatitudes? All of the above? Combination?) and then demonstrate that they are the "foundation upon which [the Declaration and Constitution] rests", and that 'God's Laws' are the "chief constituent" of those documents.

That Christianity was the dominating culture at the time means of course, that everything written during that time is in some sense formulated from Christianity. It was the lens through which everything was viewed. If I claimed that the foundation for Ptolemy's Planetary Hypotheses was astrology, I would be equally fallacious, despite that being the origins of Astronomy.
 
2008-07-21 02:02:27 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: ...based on what he knew about the universe. In the 1820s. Shoot, might as well teach flat-earth theory. That was the predominant observation before the 1400s....

Except that modern science has found that the universe is much more fine-tuned that Jefferson ever imagined.

In fact, the only thing that materialists have to explain away the fine-tuned universe is to say that there must be an infinite number of universes (multiverses) and that we just happened to luck out by living in the one that's fine-tuned. It's either that or intelligent design.
 
2008-07-21 02:02:33 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: SkinnyHead:
I relying on what he really said and you're just projecting on him what you want him to be. Besides, most of his views concerning intelligent design theory were based on fine-tuned universe. Darwin had nothing to say about that.

...based on what he knew about the universe. In the 1820s. Shoot, might as well teach flat-earth theory. That was the predominant observation before the 1400s....


Skinnyhead, relying on "what he said" is no different from relying on someone who knew about astronomy before Copernicus came along. Thomas Jefferson's beliefs on ID are pretty much irrelevant now.
 
2008-07-21 02:04:17 AM
Sum Dum Gai: Racism and sexism are another aspect of our minds

Absolutely. Asimov spoke to this a thousand times (both aloud and in his writing), and did so more beautifully than I can.
 
2008-07-21 02:05:07 AM
SkinnyHead: Lenny_da_Hog: ...based on what he knew about the universe. In the 1820s. Shoot, might as well teach flat-earth theory. That was the predominant observation before the 1400s....

Except that modern science has found that the universe is much more fine-tuned that Jefferson ever imagined.

In fact, the only thing that materialists have to explain away the fine-tuned universe is to say that there must be an infinite number of universes (multiverses) and that we just happened to luck out by living in the one that's fine-tuned. It's either that or intelligent design.


SkinnyHead: Lenny_da_Hog: ...based on what he knew about the universe. In the 1820s. Shoot, might as well teach flat-earth theory. That was the predominant observation before the 1400s....

Except that modern science has found that the universe is much more fine-tuned that Jefferson ever imagined.

In fact, the only thing that materialists have to explain away the fine-tuned universe is to say that there must be an infinite number of universes (multiverses) and that we just happened to luck out by living in the one that's fine-tuned. It's either that or intelligent design.


Just like puddles luck out by ending up in the hole that fits their shape *perfectly*.
 
2008-07-21 02:05:11 AM
SkinnyHead: Jefferson's buddy, Thomas Paine, argued that science should be taught theologically, with reference to the creator.

Funny, there is a case here in California about just such an institution. Something about the students from those courses not being properly prepared to function in an academic environment, and thus denied acceptance. Gotta love those theological textbooks.

"Biology for Christian Schools, for example, declares on its first page, "If [scientific] conclusions contradict the Word of God, the conclusions are wrong, no matter how many scientific facts may appear to back them," and "Christians must disregard [scientific hypotheses or theories] that contradict the Bible."

Hurray for theology as the reigning paradigm!
 
2008-07-21 02:06:12 AM
Woops, hit the quote button twice. My bad.
 
2008-07-21 02:06:46 AM
Jefferson's buddy, Thomas Paine, argued that science should be taught theologically, with reference to the creator. I think Jefferson would probably agree with him.


Interesting. Here's what I get when I read Paine [The Age of Reason, 1794]:

"Though it is not a direct article of the christian system that this world that we inhabit is the whole of the habitable creation, yet it is so worked up therewith, from what is called the Mosaic account of the creation, the story of Eve and the apple, and the counterpart of that story, the death of the son of God, that to believe otherwise, that is, to believe that God created a plurality of worlds, at least as numerous as what we call stars, renders the christian system of faith at once little and ridiculous and scatters it in the mind like feathers in the air. The two beliefs cannot be held together in the same mind; and he who thinks that he believes both, has thought but little of either."

So, if you believe there are lots of planets and stars out there, you can't buy into the Christian creation myth. Period. Yep, sounds like Thomas Paine was a real Bible-thumping Intelligent Design-espousing right-winger!
 
2008-07-21 02:08:23 AM
SkinnyHead: In fact, the only thing that materialists have to explain away the fine-tuned universe is to say that there must be an infinite number of universes (multiverses) and that we just happened to luck out by living in the one that's fine-tuned. It's either that or intelligent design.

yeah..no. It's not.

You're a farking idiot if you truly believe that those are the only two choices.

/some people shouldn't be allowed near a computer until they've mastered that whole logic/reading/scientific thought thing.
 
2008-07-21 02:11:23 AM
SkinnyHead: Lenny_da_Hog: ...based on what he knew about the universe. In the 1820s. Shoot, might as well teach flat-earth theory. That was the predominant observation before the 1400s....

Except that modern science has found that the universe is much more fine-tuned that Jefferson ever imagined.

In fact, the only thing that materialists have to explain away the fine-tuned universe is to say that there must be an infinite number of universes (multiverses) and that we just happened to luck out by living in the one that's fine-tuned. It's either that or intelligent design.


Fine tuned my ass. Our best telescopes can only see into the chaos of the past. You think a binary star system, Quasar or supernova 4 million light years is fine tuned? All we can see is what happened. 4 million years ago. It cannot tell you, what, from them, will happen next Thursday.
 
2008-07-21 02:11:30 AM
DamnYankees: Mr. Right: Every other civilization set up rulers who could make and change laws at a whim or create laws that applied to some folks and not others. Our system of laws was set up precisely to prevent that.

This doesn't make any sense.

1) Plenty of non-Judeo-Christian civilizations creates a legal system where the laws could not be changed at whim. For example, the Roman Republic.

2) Our system of laws was set up to include slavery, and women could not vote. Our system has *evolved* to become more egalitarian, but it wasn't set up that way in practice.


It makes perfect sense. In the Roman Republic laws could not be changed at a whim but they applied only to Romans and the Romans captured nearly the whole world. In every place except Rome and for every person not Roman by birth the laws did not apply and any governor could arbitrarily treat non-Roman subjects as they wished. The Republic didn't last very long and the Caesars took over. The Caesars defined whimsy in the application and generation of laws.

As to slavery, it was universally accepted at the time of the founding. There was much conflict in the colonies as to its legitimacy. The much-denigrated 2/3 of a person clause was actually an attempt to limit the influence of slave states and slave owners by reducing their representation in the House. A good many of the delegates to the Constitutional Convention had as their goal the elimination or at least the reduction of slavery but had to be pragmatic about it if they were going to survive what was still a very real threat from England. Women's suffrage was another notion that was universally rejected. Sounds like a cheap excuse to say that we weren't any worse than anyone else but that is the fact.
 
2008-07-21 02:12:49 AM
jrnorton23: The two beliefs cannot be held together in the same mind; and he who thinks that he believes both, has thought but little of either

From your Paine quote, I don't see why the "two beliefs" are not compatible. G-d created it all, and left it for us to figure out. What is not to believe about that? After all, the whole hullaballoo about Jesus' birth had a lot to do with following a star...

My dad was raise very, very, very Roman Catholic. He got his head knocked in after asking a teaching sister (who was talking about the whole Adam and Eve story) if she didn't understand that this was allegory. I'm surprised he lived through the whole thing, at all.

/raised atheist, by that same RC dad...now a semi-buddhist
 
2008-07-21 02:14:39 AM
Mr. Right: the Romans captured nearly the whole world.

Really now? They never got off that little bit of land called Europe.

Funny, that.
 
2008-07-21 02:15:12 AM
ninjakirby: Whats so special about the cheesemakers?

Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
 
2008-07-21 02:15:44 AM
Sum Dum Gai: He's not saying there IS design, he's saying we PERCEIVE design. Perception and reality aren't always the same thing -- there are a whole slew of things that we perceive that aren't actually real.

You're trying to be too cute. If he meant that the perception of design was an illusion, he would have said so. In the same letter, he states:
"So irresistible are these evidences of an intelligent and powerful Agent that, of the infinite numbers of men who have existed thro' all time, they have believed, in the proportion of a million at least to Unit, in the hypothesis of an eternal pre-existence of a creator, rather than in that of a self-existent Universe." ~ Thomas Jefferson
 
2008-07-21 02:17:37 AM
SkinnyHead: they have believed, in the proportion of a million at least to Unit, in the hypothesis of an eternal pre-existence of a creator, rather than in that of a self-existent Universe." ~ Thomas Jefferson

If a million people believe a stupid thing, it is still a stupid thing.
 
2008-07-21 02:18:55 AM
Skinnyhead: Newton was an alchemist. Do you believe in alchemy?
 
2008-07-21 02:18:55 AM
Mr. Right: It makes perfect sense. In the Roman Republic laws could not be changed at a whim but they applied only to Romans and the Romans captured nearly the whole world. In every place except Rome and for every person not Roman by birth the laws did not apply and any governor could arbitrarily treat non-Roman subjects as they wished. The Republic didn't last very long and the Caesars took over. The Caesars defined whimsy in the application and generation of laws.

Ok, lets break this down. First of all, they Romans didn't conquer the whole world, they aren't even the largest empire in world history. They clock in around 16th biggest of all time. Secondly, the laws of every country only apply to the citizens and border of that country. American laws don't apply between Frenchmen in Paris. And American law certainly has different laws for citizens and non-citizens.

Secondly, the Roman Republic last about 500 years - twice as long as the US. So what are you talking about being shirt-lived. By even the most constraining time period, the Roman Republic lasted longer than the current United States has.

granolasteak: Really now? They never got off that little bit of land called Europe.

Yes they did. They had all of North Africa and a good bit of the middle east.
 
2008-07-21 02:19:39 AM
granolasteak: Mr. Right: the Romans captured nearly the whole world.

Really now? They never got off that little bit of land called Europe.

Funny, that.


How about the whole KNOWN world? And they had large chunks of the Middle East, parts of Africa . . .they did get off Europe.
 
2008-07-21 02:19:43 AM
Mr. Right: As to slavery, it was universally accepted at the time of the founding. There was much conflict in the colonies as to its legitimacy.

Are those two sentences in agreement with one another?

If G-d led to the founding of the US, wouldn't "He" have whispered in someone's ear that slavery was of the devil?
 
2008-07-21 02:23:07 AM
Mr. Right: As to slavery, it was universally accepted at the time of the founding.

Japan ablished slavery in 1588. Russia abolished slavery in 1723. In 1772 the England courts found slavery illegal.

Abolition was hardly an unknown idea. Lots of the founders wanted it.

Mr. Right: The much-denigrated 2/3 of a person clause was actually an attempt to limit the influence of slave states and slave owners by reducing their representation in the House.

Noble sentiments are irrelevant. The reality is the United States Constitution treats one race of people as 3/5 (not 2/3) the value of another. They are not subject to the same laws.

Women's suffrage was another notion that was universally rejected. Sounds like a cheap excuse to say that we weren't any worse than anyone else but that is the fact.

What does this have to do with anything? Are we judging ourselves according to other countries, or according to the undying laws of God? Who cares if no other country did it first? The fact is our country did not provide equal rights to women in its foundation. Neither did anyone else at the time, but that's not relevant when you're claiming we got our laws from Godly ideas of egalitarianism.
 
2008-07-21 02:23:16 AM
DamnYankees: Yes they did. They had all of North Africa and a good bit of the middle east.

I was just going to correct myself, because of course they had other bits of land. But not what we know as Russia. Or India. Or the US. Or Canada. Or South America, or Australia, or Norway or Finland or Greenland.

;)

Mr. Right: How about the whole KNOWN world?

And that's where we get into a conundrum...KNOWN to whom? I'm sure the people living in Australia KNEW they were where they were. Likewise the folk in North America, South America, etc.
 
2008-07-21 02:23:17 AM
granolasteak: Mr. Right: the Romans captured nearly the whole world.

Really now? They never got off that little bit of land called Europe.

Funny, that.


And that whole time some guys in China and Egypt were building really big things out of bricks. And I believe what is now Japan said "Not Yours Ming".
 
2008-07-21 02:24:43 AM
LordJiro: Citation, please
"It has been the error of the schools to teach astronomy, and all the other sciences and subjects of natural philosophy, as accomplishments only; whereas they should be taught theologically, or with reference to the Being who is the author of them: for all the principles of science are of divine origin. Man cannot make, or invent, or contrive principles. He can only discover them; and he ought to look through the discovery to the Author." ~ Thomas Paine.
 
2008-07-21 02:24:43 AM
Mr. Right: How about the whole KNOWN world? And they had large chunks of the Middle East, parts of Africa . . .they did get off Europe.

Germania, Hunnic lands, the Persian empire...they didn't conquer the whole known world.
 
2008-07-21 02:25:45 AM
granolasteak: Mr. Right: As to slavery, it was universally accepted at the time of the founding. There was much conflict in the colonies as to its legitimacy.

Are those two sentences in agreement with one another?

If G-d led to the founding of the US, wouldn't "He" have whispered in someone's ear that slavery was of the devil?


While slavery was universally accepted there was the dawning of a movement to abolish it. There was a group in England and other minority groups questioned it and started mobilizing against it. It was, however, still universally accepted and humans as property was a matter of legal status in a lot of countries. Not every country had slavery but there was not, at that time, a strong movement against it, just in its infancy and growing.
 
2008-07-21 02:27:36 AM
Mr. Right: While slavery was universally accepted there was the dawning of a movement to abolish it. There was a group in England and other minority groups questioned it and started mobilizing against it. It was, however, still universally accepted and humans as property was a matter of legal status in a lot of countries. Not every country had slavery but there was not, at that time, a strong movement against it, just in its infancy and growing.

Again, none of this is relevant to your claim. You said our founding was based on God's laws about everyone being equal. How does comparing us to other countries matter?
 
2008-07-21 02:29:34 AM
fanbladesaresharp: And that whole time some guys in China and Egypt were building really big things out of bricks.

Well, no. The time periods are off, dear. Get thee a timeline, and ink into it when the pyramids were build, and when the Great Wall went up, and when Jesus was born.

But, yes, the accomplishments in China and Egypt (before the Christian onslaught, especially in Egypt) were phenomenal. So, for that matter, were the accomplishments in the fertile crescent (what is now "The Middle East)." They aren't even sure how the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were watered, although there is some presumption that it involved an Archimedian screw. All this with a heathen mindset and no Jesus to save them.
 
2008-07-21 02:30:44 AM
DamnYankees: Mr. Right: How about the whole KNOWN world? And they had large chunks of the Middle East, parts of Africa . . .they did get off Europe.

Germania, Hunnic lands, the Persian empire...they didn't conquer the whole known world.


Ya sure did a nice job on the Maoris since 1788 didn't ya OZ boy? You've driven them into the dust they were already on.
 
2008-07-21 02:31:47 AM
fanbladesaresharp: Ya sure did a nice job on the Maoris since 1788 didn't ya OZ boy? You've driven them into the dust they were already on.

Maoris are from New Zealand, not Australia.

Also, I'm American.
 
2008-07-21 02:35:03 AM
DamnYankees: You said our founding was based on God's laws about everyone being equal.

This is where I have HUGE problems believing that those who professed their faith were no more than wolves in sheep's clothing. I have known many people of the Xian faith, and every one of them says (of course they have history to guide their tongues) that owning slaves was abhorrent, evil, and led by the devil.

If our founding was, indeed, based on the laws of G-d, and those laws were carried through...slavery should never, ever have happened.

If your argument is that it was a learning experience, I abhor your kind of logic, and repudiate it as weak and hateful.
 
2008-07-21 02:36:48 AM
DamnYankees: fanbladesaresharp: Ya sure did a nice job on the Maoris since 1788 didn't ya OZ boy? You've driven them into the dust they were already on.

Maoris are from New Zealand, not Australia.

Also, I'm American.


Your profile says Sydney. Which is it? And gee guy, not like Maoris never made it to the "mainland of OZ" with some little things called boats.
 
2008-07-21 02:38:57 AM
fanbladesaresharp: Your profile says Sydney. Which is it? And gee guy, not like Maoris never made it to the "mainland of OZ" with some little things called boats.

I am working and living in Sydney for the summer. Is the idea of an American living in Sydney too complicated for you?
 
2008-07-21 02:39:10 AM
granolasteak: fanbladesaresharp: And that whole time some guys in China and Egypt were building really big things out of bricks.

Well, no. The time periods are off, dear. Get thee a timeline, and ink into it when the pyramids were build, and when the Great Wall went up, and when Jesus was born.

But, yes, the accomplishments in China and Egypt (before the Christian onslaught, especially in Egypt) were phenomenal. So, for that matter, were the accomplishments in the fertile crescent (what is now "The Middle East)." They aren't even sure how the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were watered, although there is some presumption that it involved an Archimedian screw. All this with a heathen mindset and no Jesus to save them.


I know the time periods were off, I was generalizing. But other things were also going on at the time when each "empire" or "kingdom" thought they were the center of the world and nothing else existed outside of them.
 
2008-07-21 02:41:25 AM
DamnYankees: fanbladesaresharp: Your profile says Sydney. Which is it? And gee guy, not like Maoris never made it to the "mainland of OZ" with some little things called boats.

I am working and living in Sydney for the summer. Is the idea of an American living in Sydney too complicated for you?


Apparently so according to you. Did you look up that information on Google like I asked you to earlier, or are you just going to profess how intelligent you are on Fark? Because if you really are THAT intelligent, you would have found it.
 
2008-07-21 02:42:21 AM
DamnYankees

Can you believe you even have to defend someone like Thomas Jefferson? Ridiculous...

But then again, it is FARK.
 
2008-07-21 02:42:47 AM
fanbladesaresharp: Fine tuned my ass. Our best telescopes can only see into the chaos of the past. You think a binary star system, Quasar or supernova 4 million light years is fine tuned? All we can see is what happened. 4 million years ago. It cannot tell you, what, from them, will happen next Thursday.

Your ass might be fine tuned, just like the rest of the fine-tuned universe

And check this out: The father of string theory who advocates multiple universes to explain away the fine-tuned universe admits:
If we do not accept the landscape idea are we stuck with intelligent design?

I doubt that physicists will see it that way. If, for some unforeseen reason, the landscape turns out to be inconsistent - maybe for mathematical reasons, or because it disagrees with observation - I am pretty sure that physicists will go on searching for natural explanations of the world. But I have to say that if that happens, as things stand now we will be in a very awkward position. Without any explanation of nature's fine-tunings we will be hard pressed to answer the ID critics. One might argue that the hope that a mathematically unique solution will emerge is as faith-based as ID. ~ Leonard Susskind
Looks like Thomas Jefferson knew what he was talking about after all.
 
2008-07-21 02:42:51 AM
fanbladesaresharp: Apparently so according to you. Did you look up that information on Google like I asked you to earlier, or are you just going to profess how intelligent you are on Fark? Because if you really are THAT intelligent, you would have found it.

I've already responded to this earlier. I have finished with this branch of the conversation.
 
2008-07-21 02:48:17 AM
"If Jefferson is elected, the Bible will be burned, the French 'Marseillaise' will be sung in Christian churches, and we may see our wives and daughters the victims of legal prostitution; soberly dishonored; speciously polluted."

-Rev. Timothy Dwight

Accusing Jefferson of being an infidel "who writes against the truths of God's word; who makes not even a profession of Christianity; who is without Sabbaths; without the sanctuary, without so much as a decent external respect for the faith and worship of Christians."

-Rev. John Mason, a conservative preacher from New York

"Look at your houses, your parents, your wives, and your children. Are you prepared to see your dwellings in flames, hoary hairs bathed in blood, female chastity violated, or children writhing on the pike..."

-Rev. William Linn


Right wing christian nuts have always hated America and what she stands for...

They spew the same crap today!
 
2008-07-21 02:48:25 AM
Did he omit the part that says "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book... if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."?
 
2008-07-21 02:48:39 AM
fanbladesaresharp: But other things were also going on at the time when each "empire" or "kingdom" thought they were the center of the world and nothing else existed outside of them.

You really are bad at these sorts of discussions.

This post is not relevant to this discussion, nor is it interesting or even entertaining.

Either put the bottle down, or pick it the hell back up and whale away at the keyboard with more nonsensical "debates."

/Your post about the Maoris reaching Aussie proper was asinine. We all know they did! But Maori culture is rooted in NZ, and those who are historically from Australia are Aborigines (although I am not sure if there's a more correct term these days).
 
2008-07-21 02:51:00 AM
goneja: Did he omit the part that says "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book... if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."?

i'm pretty sure Jefferson looked upon the whole BOOK as a story...one which had been overly embellished, and from which he didn't think taking away the myths would harm anyone.
 
2008-07-21 02:51:14 AM
DamnYankees: fanbladesaresharp: Apparently so according to you. Did you look up that information on Google like I asked you to earlier, or are you just going to profess how intelligent you are on Fark? Because if you really are THAT intelligent, you would have found it.

I've already responded to this earlier. I have finished with this branch of the conversation.


A branch? Really? Most people on Fark call it a "thread". If you tire of it, then you leave. And don't complain about the "tangents" either, Francis
 
2008-07-21 02:51:39 AM
"Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch toward uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one-half the world fools and the other half hypocrites. To support roguery and error all over the earth."

~ Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia, 1781-82


But, but this was a Christian Nation?
 
2008-07-21 02:53:56 AM
SkinnyHead: ninjakirby: We learn those views already bucko - Civics class and US History.

Jefferson's buddy, Thomas Paine, argued that science should be taught theologically, with reference to the creator. I think Jefferson would probably agree with him.


I'd say that's a pretty good argument for keeping science and science education out of the hands of politicians.
 
2008-07-21 02:56:12 AM
granolasteak: fanbladesaresharp: But other things were also going on at the time when each "empire" or "kingdom" thought they were the center of the world and nothing else existed outside of them.

You really are bad at these sorts of discussions.

I don't care. Is there some prize I need to win?

This post is not relevant to this discussion, nor is it interesting or even entertaining.

So farking what?

Either put the bottle down, or pick it the hell back up and whale away at the keyboard with more nonsensical "debates."

Ask your buddy. He seems a little miffed about it.

/Your post about the Maoris reaching Aussie proper was asinine. We all know they did! But Maori culture is rooted in NZ, and those who are historically from Australia are Aborigines (although I am not sure if there's a more correct term these days).


Got proof of that right now? Maori came from NZ, but it would seem that OZ has a bit of an immigration problem that the US does, and they aren't from Mexico.
 
2008-07-21 02:59:08 AM
fanbladesaresharp: Got proof of that right now? Maori came from NZ, but it would seem that OZ has a bit of an immigration problem that the US does, and they aren't from Mexico.

They are mostly from China and the middle east. There's no Maori immigration problem. Are you being serious?
 
2008-07-21 02:59:25 AM
fanbladesaresharp: And don't complain about the "tangents" either, Francis

Dude, you were the one who brought up Maori mistreatment in a Thomas Jefferson thread.
 
2008-07-21 03:01:31 AM
fanbladesaresharp: Got proof of that right now? Maori came from NZ, but it would seem that OZ has a bit of an immigration problem that the US does, and they aren't from Mexico.

Huh?

Proof of what?
 
2008-07-21 03:01:49 AM
Awww fanbladesaresharp your a special kind of dumb.
 
2008-07-21 03:02:40 AM
granolasteak: fanbladesaresharp: Got proof of that right now? Maori came from NZ, but it would seem that OZ has a bit of an immigration problem that the US does, and they aren't from Mexico.

Huh?

Proof of what?


I think he means proof that there isn't a massive Maori immigration problem in Australia. But that's just my best guess of what he means.
 
2008-07-21 03:03:53 AM
Texas with a Dollarsign: fanbladesaresharp: And don't complain about the "tangents" either, Francis

Dude, you were the one who brought up Maori mistreatment in a Thomas Jefferson thread.


Jesus Christo scroll up dude. I didn't specifically say Maori mistreatment. YOU posted that. But I did say that the land of "OZ" has a history. Much like any other country. DamnYankees wants to win some sort of intellectual fight, and frankly, I don't care. He doesn't get any points, money, or anything.
 
2008-07-21 03:04:57 AM
fanbladesaresharp: DamnYankees wants to win some sort of intellectual fight, and frankly, I don't care. He doesn't get any points, money, or anything.

I have no desire to 'win' anything, but I will say if that's what happening, I think you're losing.
 
2008-07-21 03:05:05 AM
captainwhocares: Awww fanbladesaresharp your a special kind of dumb.

I know. Or do I?. But you guys are so fun to troll all night.
 
2008-07-21 03:05:33 AM
DamnYankees: I think he means proof that there isn't a massive Maori immigration problem in Australia. But that's just my best guess of what he means.

Thanks for the attempt at clarification. I still can't get any sense out of the original post.

Only on Fark would we see a Maori discussion in a thread about Jefferson and the Bible.
 
2008-07-21 03:07:31 AM
fanbladesaresharp: captainwhocares: Awww fanbladesaresharp your a special kind of dumb.

I know. Or do I?. But you guys are so fun to troll all night.


Nice try at saving face there, dear. You're still a consumate idiot.
 
2008-07-21 03:07:33 AM
DamnYankees: fanbladesaresharp: DamnYankees wants to win some sort of intellectual fight, and frankly, I don't care. He doesn't get any points, money, or anything.

I have no desire to 'win' anything, but I will say if that's what happening, I think you're losing.


So why do you care? It's Fark. Fark is neither nice, nor civil.
 
2008-07-21 03:08:06 AM
/sp...consummate

dammit
 
2008-07-21 03:08:59 AM
fanbladesaresharp: I didn't specifically say Maori mistreatment. YOU posted that.

(earlier, on hidden camera...)

fanbladesaresharp: Ya sure did a nice job on the Maoris since 1788 didn't ya OZ boy? You've driven them into the dust they were already on.

Whatever you're smoking...can I have some?
 
2008-07-21 03:09:14 AM
granolasteak: fanbladesaresharp: captainwhocares: Awww fanbladesaresharp your a special kind of dumb.

I know. Or do I?. But you guys are so fun to troll all night.

Nice try at saving face there, dear. You're still a consumate idiot.


Once again, ask me if I care, moran. How long do you want to keep up the facade? Go to another thread if it bothers you that much.
 
2008-07-21 03:09:29 AM
fanbladesaresharp: Fark is neither nice, nor civil.

Yeah, actually, it usually is.

And intelligent. And literate. And most of the time it makes sense.

Maybe you only read the stupid, disjointed, ignorant, hating threads.
 
2008-07-21 03:10:00 AM
granolasteak: fanbladesaresharp: captainwhocares: Awww fanbladesaresharp your a special kind of dumb.

I know. Or do I?. But you guys are so fun to troll all night.

Nice try at saving face there, dear. You're still a consumate idiot.


My thoughts exactly. Trolling only works if you can establish your normal persona is one of a sane, smart person. Otherwise, you're just an idiot until proven otherwise.
 
2008-07-21 03:10:46 AM
granolasteak: fanbladesaresharp: Fark is neither nice, nor civil.

Yeah, actually, it usually is.

And intelligent. And literate. And most of the time it makes sense.

Maybe you only read the stupid, disjointed, ignorant, hating threads.


I was enjoying the back and forth with Mr. Right about God's egalitarian mandate. That was shaping up nicely enough.
 
2008-07-21 03:12:45 AM
fanbladesaresharp: Go to another thread if it bothers you that much.

YOu're right! I should leave a thread that was intelligent, productive, and though-provoking because someone with hairy troll feet and a nasty (but ignorant) bent of mind tried to take it over.

Yeah, no.
 
2008-07-21 03:12:48 AM
Texas with a Dollarsign: fanbladesaresharp: I didn't specifically say Maori mistreatment. YOU posted that.

(earlier, on hidden camera...)

fanbladesaresharp: Ya sure did a nice job on the Maoris since 1788 didn't ya OZ boy? You've driven them into the dust they were already on.

Whatever you're smoking...can I have some?


OK OK OK. I made a generalization that wasn't right. Lot of people in the states see it that way and I have friends in Sydney too. I apologize. But yeah, c'mon they and the Aborigines have had mistreatments of those people. Just being a smartass troll tonight, I'm not trying to start and epic thread war.
 
2008-07-21 03:14:25 AM
granolasteak: fanbladesaresharp: Fark is neither nice, nor civil.

Yeah, actually, it usually is.

And intelligent. And literate. And most of the time it makes sense.

Maybe you only read the stupid, disjointed, ignorant, hating threads.


I actually agree with fanbladesaresharp on this one. Sometimes you get the cream in your threads, but most of the time, it's crap.

This thread has actually been one of the creamier ones I've seen in awhile, although it could be obscured by the fact that I'm not too far off from falling asleep on the laptop.
 
2008-07-21 03:15:44 AM
I'll take off my troll facade now. Apparently I completely suck at it, even as subtle as I try. With 8 people, let alone one.
 
2008-07-21 03:16:46 AM
fanbladesaresharp: OK OK OK. I made a generalization that wasn't right. Lot of people in the states see it that way and I have friends in Sydney too. I apologize. But yeah, c'mon they and the Aborigines have had mistreatments of those people. Just being a smartass troll tonight, I'm not trying to start and epic thread war.

Awww, but epic thread wars are so much fun! Almost as fun as those involving BIE.
 
2008-07-21 03:24:23 AM
Jefferson was a monster, and thank the maker he was safely out of the country, and not involved, when the Constition was written. The only noted accomplishment of his Presidency, the Louisiana purchase, was something his 'principles' told him was a bad move. He practically invented dirty politics
 
2008-07-21 03:25:38 AM
DamnYankees I was trolling you. But not at first. You did come off as a pretentious buttmunch. See the JFP threads on how Farkers deal with that. I was in the mood and bored. I apologize, Granolasteak, well you too. Fark is entertainment for me. If either of you wanted to go offsite, I can always have a more civil discussion of anything.
 
2008-07-21 03:45:02 AM
Zamboro: Slaves, be obedient to those who are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in the sincerity of your heart, as to Christ.
Ephesians 6:5


This.

The Bible was not very favorable for slaves and, if the Christians are right and the US was founded on Christianity, then it didn't matter if she was 12 or 2 as the Bible specifically treats slaves as 'not human' and therefore, in ol' T.J.'s eyes, he did nothing wrong. Get over it.
 
2008-07-21 04:06:26 AM
DamnYankees: And I've never heard Mt. Rushmore called the "four thieves".

"The Lakota dubbed Mt. Rushmore "The Four Thieves" as each had taken vast tracts of Indian land."

/SOURCE: From Peripheral Domination to Internal Colonialism:
//Socio-Political Change of the Lakota on Standing Rock
///by James V. Fenelon
////Assistant Professor
//Sociology Department
//John Carroll University
 
2008-07-21 04:25:30 AM
Overfiend: Thomas Jefferson was a great man. But a Jefferson Bible is not a bible. Its his cliffs notes on the bible. It holds no religious relevance for true believers in Christ.

Define "true".
 
2008-07-21 05:27:06 AM
That's funny... that's what George Bush did with the Constitution.
 
2008-07-21 05:37:03 AM
I read parts of this thread and it farking pained me. Why is a shameless troll like bullock not banned yet? He's a goddamn disgrace.
 
2008-07-21 07:27:28 AM
DamnYankees: t3knomanser: Point of order: pedophila is a sexual attraction to pre-pubescents. People who fark 14 year olds aren't pedophiles, because (barring hormone or genetic issues) 14 year olds are past puberty. The proper term for someone who farks 14 year olds is "teacher".

That's really all I'm saying. I'm not defending the guy having sex with his 16 year old slave beyond saying its not pedophilia.

And goddammit Fark, get fixed!


disturbing side note - it's actually called pedohebephilia - sexual attraction to adolescents

/not saying he was, just saying there's a word for it...
 
2008-07-21 07:43:13 AM
The Bruce Dickinson: Right wing christian nuts have always hated America and what she stands for...

They spew the same crap today!


Post these quotes in every thread in the Politics tab please.
 
2008-07-21 07:52:28 AM
I am a Christian, but I love pointing out to others who claim the U.S. "is a Christian nation" that ole TJ was a deist. It kind of takes the wind out of the sails when they learn that the person who wrote "all men are endowed by their creator . . ." wasn't referring to the holy trinity.
 
2008-07-21 08:42:54 AM
Wow this is great. perhaps the left's new found respect for Jefferson will translate to an acceptance of his brilliance politically and the absolute correctness of his vision for America.
 
2008-07-21 08:44:57 AM
Can we get to work on Ayn Rand next?

Got a three by five card handy? That's all we should need.

/One of those, where good not original, and where original, not good "thinkers."
 
2008-07-21 08:53:21 AM
Maaan.. why did they change those laws??

I love banging teens!!
 
2008-07-21 08:56:54 AM
this thread delivers idiots

/lol, religion
//is what TJ would say if he posted on FARK
 
2008-07-21 09:17:20 AM
I kinda dislike Jefferson (overhyped, hypocrite, etc.) but he did some really good stuff. The Jefferson bible was an awesome read, and a good companion piece to Paine's "The Age of Reason".
 
2008-07-21 09:43:04 AM
A quick question for you farkers.

Why is it the some people who have a problem with the bible because it either is silent on slavery or promotes it, (according to some), yet with a straight face can say they have no problem at all with a bible written by a slave owner who claimed that "all men are created equal"??
 
2008-07-21 09:58:42 AM
Flash_NYC: A quick question for you farkers.

Why is it the some people who have a problem with the bible because it either is silent on slavery or promotes it, (according to some), yet with a straight face can say they have no problem at all with a bible written by a slave owner who claimed that "all men are created equal"??



Being the Devils advocate here:

Probably because THE bible was (according to some) God's word(s), while it is plainly stated that Thomas Jefferson's bible was written compiled by...Thomas Jefferson....a man, a fallible (and previously stated in this thread: hypocritical) man.

Oh, and btw I LOVE this thread, so full of win and entertainment for my graveyard shift. Trolls are out in true form tonight, somebody bring a torch!
 
2008-07-21 10:58:08 AM
If Jefferson had done a little more research I am sure this revised bible would have consisted of a single blank page.
 
2008-07-21 11:23:13 AM
Why is this news? And since when does the LA times replace headlines with history lessons? The Jefferson Bible has been around for, oh, I don't know, several hundred years. And LA Times are just now reporting on it?
 
2008-07-21 11:41:11 AM
SkinnyHead: DamnYankees: I called you stupid. A decent respect for the opinions of Farkers demands you be mocked.

What does that mean? You playing to the crowd?


Your always advocating to let the people decide, so... You're an idiot.
 
2008-07-21 11:56:07 AM
SleepyMcGee: SkinnyHead: DamnYankees: I called you stupid. A decent respect for the opinions of Farkers demands you be mocked.

What does that mean? You playing to the crowd?

Your always advocating to let the people decide, so... You're an idiot.


We've taken a vote, and tallied the numbers. SkinnyHead is officially an idiot.
 
2008-07-21 12:01:43 PM
Overfiend 2008-07-20 09:46:29 PM
Thomas Jefferson was a great man. But a Jefferson Bible is not a bible. Its his cliffs notes on the bible. It holds no religious relevance for true believers in Christ.


Ever hear of the council of Nicaea? The BIBLE itself is just cliff notes of the scriptures.
 
2008-07-21 12:10:17 PM
Watchman: Can we get to work on Ayn Rand next?

Rich people are better than poor people and should be in charge of everything instead of governments.
 
2008-07-21 12:18:34 PM
Librarians are hiding something: "Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics -- doesn't make sense."

You don't fix faith; faith fixes you.
 
2008-07-21 12:34:19 PM
granolasteak: You're a farking idiot...
DamnYankees: I called you stupid...
SleepyMcGee: ...You're an idiot.
ninjakirby: SkinnyHead is officially an idiot.

You kids ought to get together. You'd make a great junior high debate team.
 
2008-07-21 12:39:12 PM
aagrajag: Nicotinus: fanbladesaresharp: Nah, you just get angry about different things. Like Quebec.

Well, that's a fair point. Though it's hard to stay mad at the guys that gave us poutine.

...And super-hot womens. God, I love Montreal.


Got that right. I love being a Montrealer in the summer time. Eye candy everywhere.
 
2008-07-21 12:40:19 PM
SkinnyHead: granolasteak: You're a farking idiot...
DamnYankees: I called you stupid...
SleepyMcGee: ...You're an idiot.
ninjakirby: SkinnyHead is officially an idiot.

You kids ought to get together. You'd make a great junior high debate team.


That's amusing, seeing as how you'd have gotten kicked off for constantly using lies, misleading statements and other invalid arguments.
 
2008-07-21 12:47:21 PM
HAHA, if Washington or Jefferson or really any of the Founding Fathers tried to run for office today, they'd be cast to the wayside quicker than if they were a Nader.
 
2008-07-21 12:47:34 PM
ultraholland: True Americans believe. This Jefferson fella is most certainly un-American.

I believe.... in bacon.

/bacon
 
2008-07-21 12:50:05 PM
swarms909: HAHA, if Washington or Jefferson or really any of the Founding Fathers tried to run for office today, they'd be cast to the wayside quicker than if they were a NaderKucinich.

FTFY
 
2008-07-21 01:10:09 PM
For those of you going on about jefferson and slavery:


Slavery

He has waged cruel war against human nature itself, violating it's most sacred rights of life and liberty in the persons of a distant people who never offended him, captivating and carrying them into slavery in another hemisphere, or to incur miserable death in their transportation thither. This piratical warfare, the opprobrium of infidels powers, is the warfare of the Christian king of Great Britain. He has prostituted his negative for suppressing every legislative attempt to prohibit or to restrain this execrable commerce determining to keep open a market where MEN should be bought and sold: and that this assemblage of horrors might want no fact of distinguished die, he is now exciting those very people to rise in arms among us, and to purchase that liberty of which he has deprived them, by murdering the people upon whom he also obtruded them: thus paying off former crimes committed against the liberties of one people, with crimes which he urges them to commit against the lives of another.

Commentary:

This passage concerning slavery can be found in Jefferson's original draft of the Declaration. The passage was removed by Congress before the Declaration of adopted.


It's not like any of US live with or even profit from with things we disagree with. Jefferson was a great man ahead of his time, but behind ours. Why is that so hard a pill to swallow? Our descendants will look back on us much as we look back on the founders.
 
2008-07-21 01:16:19 PM
I think the morals of this whole thread are:

1) Don't use a word you haven't memorized its definition, because someone else on FARK has.
2) Don't use a quote if you haven't read and understood the entire book/speech/work from which it was taken and the historical context of that book/speech/work, because someone else on FARK has.
 
2008-07-21 01:17:08 PM
DamnYankees: There is zero evidence, zero, that Jefferson liked licked her pre-puberty.

FTFY.

I'll seriously have to report you to the mods.

Possibly a shower might help remove the sand from your vag. They're only here to yank out the boobie pics anyway.
 
2008-07-21 01:32:53 PM
Mr. Right:
How about the whole KNOWN world? And they had large chunks of the Middle East, parts of Africa . . .they did get off Europe.

I think you'll find that people already living in the "New World" knew things, too, and managed to function quite happily in their own ways.

Linking any sort of rulership to divinity is great for building empires; it's not so great for the everyday people who live in them.
 
2008-07-21 01:51:00 PM
fanbladesaresharp: You can try to define it all you want. There's a better application of it: Common Sense. As in, Just. Don't. Farking. Do. It. Moran.

Jeeze, why all the hate for farking a sixteen-year-old?

I farked a sixteen-year-old a bunch of times.

Of course, I was sixteen at the time, too....
 
2008-07-21 02:13:00 PM
SkinnyHead: granolasteak: You're a farking idiot...
DamnYankees: I called you stupid...
SleepyMcGee: ...You're an idiot.
ninjakirby: SkinnyHead is officially an idiot.

You kids ought to get together. You'd make a great junior high debate team.


Considering you ignore every single, valid, scientific point we bring to your attention, what else should we talk about? Whatever you think Jefferson's opinion on ID would be is irrelevant. It's an argument from authority that has no bearing on the validity of ID. So again, you're an idiot. We aren't debating, just recording observations for posterity.
 
2008-07-21 02:25:25 PM
mandingueiro: DamnYankees: rbuzby: Jefferson was a great man, and also a massive hypocrite. It's good to see the founding fathers as people instead of deitys.

Agreed completely.

rbuzby: Jefferson also condemned a lot of essential things that Hamilton set up, like the treasury department. Then of course as President, Jefferson enjoyed the benefits of Hamiltons labor and did nothing to undo anything Hamilton did, because it turned out Hamilton was right.

Jefferson was an idealist, maybe the most idealistic of our founding fathers. That's why he loved revolution. He had his troubles when reality collided with his high-mindedness. Thus his owning slaves, because he was afraid of what would happen if slavery was gone. He bought Louisiana thinking he didn't have the power to do it because he couldn't turn the offer down. He ran a dirty campaign in order to win.

wow we agree on something. realism does not equal morality. His policies based on hypocritical morality is his downfall as a great president (although i do take into account the time period.). to put into perspective: mount rushmore is called the four thieves. Historical analysis of american policy vindicates the statement.


Wow, analysis of this post vindicates the theory that you are a cock.

I'm all for reanalyzing the past, but who do you put in their place? The accomplishments of all 4 presidents are pretty awesome. Plus Mt Rushmore is a big middle finger to the native americans.

Hopefully this thread will morph into the "I hate Lincoln" club. I've never understood why it gets any traction outside of civil war reenactors.
 
2008-07-21 04:48:30 PM
*bookmark*

/I hate my job.
 
2008-07-21 04:59:35 PM
LordJiro: A lot of peoples' livelihoods depended on slavery. There was no real alternative: it is HIGHLY doubtful people could find enough people willing to be paid for that sort of work, and even if someone did find enough of them, paying them all any sort of salary would be extremely expensive, to the point where it'd probably bankrupt even the richest folk.

Furthermore, (IIRC) Jefferson inherited most of his slaves, as well as a big load of debt, from his father-in-law. My understanding is that he was legally unable to free his slaves at his death, like most other slave-owning founding fathers did, because they were pledged as collateral on that debt.

Hypocritical? Yes, but no more so than the environmentalist who has to drive a 4WD SUV because he lives at the end of a 10 mile dirt road. Jefferson was as subject to the practical realities of his day than we are to ours... there was no practical alternative available to him.
 
2008-07-21 06:18:20 PM
Pwned!
 
2008-07-21 07:11:26 PM
SkinnyHead: You kids ought to get together. You'd make a great junior high debate team.

Hey man, majority rules. I'm just playing by your rules.
 
2008-07-21 08:15:18 PM
Alegria: No matter what his sexual preferences may have been, the man founded a damn fine university.

/Wahoo-wa


I'll drink to that!

1819 FTW
 
2008-07-22 01:58:43 AM
Let's not forget that Jefferson was a cracker jack architect. Who cares about all this God and pedophilia stuff anyway
 
2008-07-22 03:06:58 AM
Thomas Jefferson was brilliant.

To those knocking his personal life, he was a product of his times.

Native Americans didn't magically toss down their bows and arrows and say, "killing is wrong, let's not do that anymore." Africans didn't toss down their spears either back then.

TJ lived as the typical rich white man lived back in the day.

It is unfair to downplay his accomplishments by attacking flaws that are only flaws when viewed from a future perspective.
 
2008-07-22 06:18:57 AM
Plenty of Jefferson's contemporaries took principled stands against slavery, and Jefferson was bloodthirsty and ruthless, cheering the beheadings in France and betraying Adams and Washington. He was unscrupulous and unprincipled, and he didn't believe in any of the ideals he spewed. But he was good at rhetoric, which explains his following to this day
 
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