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(   Pillow-lipped goddess of norkage Angelina Jolie is up for playing the part of Linda Lovelace in a forthcoming movie   ( divider line
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2002-12-08 01:05:48 PM  
Allow me to be the first to say repeat. repeat.

However, who wouldn't want to see Angelina Jolie Deep Throat.
2002-12-08 01:13:10 PM  
I'm sure she's the perfect choice to head the cast.
2002-12-08 03:49:48 PM  
She's been pumping the producers for weeks to get that role.
2002-12-08 03:49:57 PM  
i'm lost... ?norkage?
2002-12-08 03:50:36 PM  
She is quite attractive, but for all time sexiest lips my vote goes to Estella Warren.
2002-12-08 03:51:19 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-12-08 03:54:23 PM  
The casting call was a mouthful.
2002-12-08 03:54:30 PM  
Thing is, Linda Lovelace wasn't all that beautiful.

She is going to have to make herself look a little frumpier for the role.
2002-12-08 03:55:36 PM  
Yes, Estella Warren for best lips.

Back on topic:
"If Angelina Jolie got her fans steamed up with her tight action outfits in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, her next project will cause mass hyperventilation." Read: Will cause mass kittycide.
2002-12-08 03:57:45 PM  
Sure to go down as cinematic history!
2002-12-08 03:58:13 PM  
Linda Lovelace was not a pretty woman. This would be a great opportunity for Hollywood to highlight one of their less attractive yet more talented actresses instead of giving it the usual Hollywood treatment.
2002-12-08 03:58:21 PM  
One more request for a definition
2002-12-08 03:59:44 PM  
Sure hope she doesn't blow her lines.

I'll be here all week folks, be sure to tip your waitress.
2002-12-08 03:59:57 PM  
I throat she'd get that part.

2002-12-08 04:00:03 PM  
2002-12-08 04:00:04 PM  
Don't get too excited. It's not going to be a film centering on Ms. Lovelace's golden throated talents, it's going to be about her abusive boyfriend forcing her into porno and how a courageous woman fights back and frees herself from blah blah blah. Linda re-invented herself as an anti-porn crusader in her later life, that should be a major part of the film too.

It's not like Angelina's going to be throating the male lead or anything.

2002-12-08 04:00:12 PM  
I'm just wondering if they are going to re-release this.
2002-12-08 04:00:37 PM results for norkage: "The search returned 0 results"
2002-12-08 04:00:51 PM  
for some reason I thought it said Natalie Portman, don't ask me why. maybe I just wanted it to me so bad i thought it was.
2002-12-08 04:01:43 PM  
I can only assume "norkage" to be slang for cleavage.
2002-12-08 04:01:55 PM  

When do you sleep?
153 posts......yikes
2002-12-08 04:01:58 PM  
if that is true, how many kittins will die when the rush to the box office commences? h*ll, i'll be the first in line.
2002-12-08 04:04:57 PM  
I go to bed early. I'm just so dem funny.
2002-12-08 04:05:55 PM  
Pillow-lipped goddess of norkage Angelina Jolie

What is it with big lips, anyway? Women who don't naturally have them look terrible with them. IMO it's like breast implants for purely cosmetic reasons - why??? Can't you be happy with what you've got?

BTW, the above comment about implants is not referring to mastectomy patients; that's different from "I just want bigger boobs."
2002-12-08 04:07:05 PM  
Apparently, searching for "norkage on google brings up sites about mike tyson's boxing for PS2, and a GIS gives you a pic of a norwegian gravestone.

Everyone uses it, but doesn't know what it means. Reminds me of FARK.
2002-12-08 04:07:26 PM  
I got a penile implant. I wanted two.
2002-12-08 04:08:35 PM  

Dear god, I thought things like that were banned!

It'd be nice to see Angelina throating, but I doubt it'll happen.
2002-12-08 04:09:31 PM  
I, for one, don't like Jolie's lips. I really don't like them.

I'd hit it, but it needs to tuck those things so she doesn't get them caught on a trip-wire.
/Quasi-Lt. Dan
2002-12-08 04:09:43 PM  
If you do a google search for "norks" the stuff that turns out leads me to believe that "norks" are "breasts" and that "norkage" is the condition of having sizable ones.
2002-12-08 04:12:21 PM
2002-12-08 04:14:55 PM  
Oh, knockers. More perverse limey word play.
2002-12-08 04:15:20 PM  
I sense a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of kittens voices suddenly rose up in fear, and were silenced...reaching out across the gulfs of time and space. There will be a reckoning, a great reckoning...
2002-12-08 04:15:27 PM  
Now that that's cleared up. How 'bout a norks link?
2002-12-08 04:17:24 PM  
Logic would dictate that the appearance of Miss Lovelace in Deep Throat would mean the term norkage was one relating to a skill for fellatio. What's so tough about that to understand?
2002-12-08 04:18:28 PM  
2002-12-08 04:19:07 PM  
Doh. Must reread headline. Norkage term was applied to Ms. Jolie.
Sorry. "Pillow-lipped goddess" sent my head wandering...
2002-12-08 04:21:38 PM  
she knows her roll in life!! yay!!
2002-12-08 04:22:40 PM

"The highest grossing film ever to be made in the state of Florida (as of mid-1999)."

Don't say that nothing good comes out of Florida...

"Reported to have grossed $600 million, as of 2002."

And it's not listed in IMDB's list of top grossing films...
2002-12-08 04:22:44 PM  
WAIT! NORKS! Those are those little cartoon thingies that look like sea monkeys and live in the ocean.
[image from too old to be available]

oops, those are snorks. i need another bonghit.
2002-12-08 04:23:38 PM  
Linda could be pretty... but with a unit in your mouth what are you expected to look like?

Safe:​g&path=p gallery&path_key=Lovelace,+Linda

2002-12-08 04:24:12 PM  
Those things look like a cross between onions, drinking straws, sea monkeys, and drinking straws.
2002-12-08 04:24:53 PM  
Forgot the "more" in there... onions, drinking straws, sea monkeys, and more drinking straws.
2002-12-08 04:27:40 PM  
Silly me. I thought that this was going to be a film about Lady Ada Lovelace, the worlds first computer programer.

Oh well.
2002-12-08 04:29:44 PM  
She has always been my Linda Lovelace.... Can't wait for the scene with the dog!
2002-12-08 04:30:38 PM  
I actually found a ceramic statue of that orange one with the yellow suit that was about 6 inches tall ina flea market. 1 dremmel tool and a little bit of aquarium tubing later and he went right on the shelf next to the bong. And yes, that was the idea when i bought it.
2002-12-08 04:47:09 PM  
What's with all the repeats today? Did one of the mods wake up from a coma and just start randomly approving shiat?
2002-12-08 04:47:55 PM  
they've already done that one, Muad-dib:
2002-12-08 04:49:53 PM  
norkage? saveloy? Is this English?

Where's my British-American translation dictionary?
2002-12-08 04:54:41 PM  
How do you like it?
Ruff! Ruff!

Great Dane Raider.
2002-12-08 04:56:56 PM  

n : (British) a ready-cooked and highly seasoned pork sausage

I thought limeys called them bangers.

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