I missed posting the Friday reminder, but fuggit.

The 7/19 Farewell Feasy-palooza Party is upon us! We are gathering to say a fond farewell to one of our own, and to have a big-ass party full of big-ass fun. So get your big ass out of the apartment and come join us!

All who can attend are welcome. Help us send the Feas to NC with a hangover she'll never forget!

Date: Saturday, July 19
Time: 4:00 or 5:00 pm till-?
Location:
Bohemian Hall & Beer Garden
2919 24th Ave., Astoria NY

Link
'Nother link
Map

Accessible to the N and W trains, easy to get to.

We'll be drinking in the beer garden for as long as they'll let us. It's going to be a hot day, so keep hydrated (bring water, seriiouisly) and wear light clothing (sundresses optional). And bring your camera, because we never seem to get enough good pics of the NY parties.

I'll be getting there with a trusted accomplice around 2:00 to score some tables. Extra company is welcome but not required. All depends on how early you want to start drinking. ;)

See you there!

The NaSkAr: $5 to the person who successfully buys the shot that makes Feasy puke. :-P

Come on dude, it oughta be worth more than that. That's like the prize for the one that makes me puke.

The NaSkAr: $5 to the person who successfully buys the shot that makes Feasy puke. :-P

Big mugs of good German beer will be available and you think we're going to be doing shots?

Fie, I say!

reminder: sunscreen!
/endmom

I was at the beer garden last night and the last round was at like 2. Also, I straightened my hair and it frizzed up like hell. I'm hungover so I dont know if im going tonight. I wanted to, but my head hurts and my hair looks like crap.

EsteeFlwrPot: I was at the beer garden last night and the last round was at like 2. Also, I straightened my hair and it frizzed up like hell. I'm hungover so I dont know if im going tonight. I wanted to, but my head hurts and my hair looks like crap.

Sorry to hear that. We were all looking forward to verifiable evidence that you actually exist. ;)

/I keed, I keed

yeah ok, I won't be there.

shiathead: yeah ok, I won't be there.

That's nice.

Incazzarsi: Say bye bye to Feasy for me. I shan't be able to attend.

Will do. :)

Incazzarsi: Say bye bye to Feasy for me. I shan't be able to attend.

YOU SUCK. you better come next week :)

mr_bunny:

Am I going to get an awesome party when I leave Dallas?

Cordwainer Deathbird: Sorry to hear that. We were all looking forward to verifiable evidence that you actually exist. ;)

I'll go if I can figure out what to do about my hair.

I suppose no excuses now that the Fark party is three blocks from my apartment.

EsteeFlwrPot: I'll go if I can figure out what to do about my hair.

pull it all back. ponytails are cute..or if you want, ill french braid it for ya when you get there :P

jaymzz: I suppose no excuses now that the Fark party is three blocks from my apartment.

I think you should still complain that it's not close enough

QueenBee: pull it all back. ponytails are cute..or if you want, ill french braid it for ya when you get there :P

But then I would end up with a frizzy ponytail. I dont know, im still hungover so i'll see how I feel in a few hours.

EsteeFlwrPot: I'll go if I can figure out what to do about my hair.

Baseball cap. :)

jaymzz: I suppose no excuses now that the Fark party is three blocks from my apartment.

Nope, none. :)

MickeyD: I think you should still complain that it's not close enough

That's what SHE said . . . wait, what?

EsteeFlwrPot: But then I would end up with a frizzy ponytail. I dont know, im still hungover so i'll see how I feel in a few hours.

heh drink lots of water, take some advil and get something greasy. you'll be fine in a couple of hours :)

QueenBee: EsteeFlwrPot: But then I would end up with a frizzy ponytail. I dont know, im still hungover so i'll see how I feel in a few hours.

heh drink lots of water, take some advil and get something greasy. you'll be fine in a couple of hours :)

no the guidos are on long island..

This party has sharp knees and is way below my standards?

theworryrock: no the guidos are on long island..

yes i know. i spent 8 yrs avoiding them :P


you are coming yes?

EsteeFlwrPot: I'll go if I can figure out what to do about my hair.

One word: Buzzcut

QueenBee: theworryrock: no the guidos are on long island..

yes i know. i spent 8 yrs avoiding them :P


you are coming yes?

oui. whenever my lovely guest arrives, we shall head down.

Damn. It's too bad I don't know any of you. I'm planning on being at the Beer Garden at 2pm, yet had no idea there was anything Fark related today. Or two blocks from my apartment, for that matter.

Hilarious Double Entendre: Damn. It's too bad I don't know any of you.

yet.

theworryrock: oui. whenever my lovely guest arrives, we shall head down.

yay!

Hilarious Double Entendre: Damn. It's too bad I don't know any of you. I'm planning on being at the Beer Garden at 2pm, yet had no idea there was anything Fark related today. Or two blocks from my apartment, for that matter.

look for the loud drunk bald men and people with cameras. you wont miss us


Incazzarsi: Damn skippy Ima be there. I just vented my spleen on all the biatches complaining about the choice of venue.

Now I'm off to a BBQ. Ciao!

heh id biatch too but it wouldnt do any good so ill suck it up and make the 90 min drive :P see ya then

theworryrock: Hilarious Double Entendre: Damn. It's too bad I don't know any of you.

yet.

A lonely existence. That's what I get for being a lurker, my friend.

Wait...with reference to the Boobies, are we actually allowed to bring water into the joint?

/considering attending my first fark party

willicus: EsteeFlwrPot: I'll go if I can figure out what to do about my hair.

One word: Buzzcut



DO I LOOK FRIZZY TO YOU?!

Hilarious Double Entendre: theworryrock: Hilarious Double Entendre: Damn. It's too bad I don't know any of you.

yet.

A lonely existence. That's what I get for being a lurker, my friend.

see? now i'm your friend. simple as that. let's seal it in blood.

MickeyD: jaymzz: I suppose no excuses now that the Fark party is three blocks from my apartment.

I think you should still complain that it's not close enough

I have to take the N for one stop, which makes this entirely too far away.

The Farker population density in Astoria seems to be quite high?

Ironclad2: Wait...with reference to the Boobies, are we actually allowed to bring water into the joint?

/considering attending my first fark party

I wish I bought water there last night, it would have helped prevent my monster headache.

Ironclad2: Wait...with reference to the Boobies, are we actually allowed to bring water into the joint?

Water is free so no need to bring any. You just may need to stand in line 20 minutes to get it!

Also, should mention:

Guards are d!cks so make sure you have ID and a smile... even if you're well over 21.

It's going to rain this evening so try to get a spot under an umbrella or the eaves. That may be a tall order as Saturday afternoon is pretty popular.

If someone can get there early and "reserve" a table that might help - you're usually expected to share tables but putting out a tablecloth makes people think you're having a party and they will generally stay away.

If there's a European sporting event on today, forget it!

Incazzarsi: The last time I saw you Mrs. Deathbird was unwell. Is she feeling better?

yeah, she's better these days. Still having morning sickness though, and since it's going to be way hot she's staying in tonight. :)

MickeyD: jaymzz: I suppose no excuses now that the Fark party is three blocks from my apartment.

I think you should still complain that it's not close enough

I'm driving all over creation to be there. Distance is not an excuse, and I shall pummel any naysayers.

Verily.

jaymzz: If someone can get there early and "reserve" a table that might help - you're usually expected to share tables but putting out a tablecloth makes people think you're having a party and they will generally stay away.

I'm planning on being there around 2. No tablecloth, but I'm bringing some "fark.com" pages I printed out at work yesterday. hopefully that'll help.

ZachF81: I have to take the N for one stop, which makes this entirely too far away.

Maybe we can bum a ride off someone.

jaymzz: Guards are d!cks so make sure you have ID and a smile... even if you're well over 21.

That;s a shame, I was going to bring my girlfriend along (she's only 20 and doesn't drink anyways).

I wonder if I can bore her into falling asleep somehow and then sneak out?

MOSPEADA: MickeyD: jaymzz: I suppose no excuses now that the Fark party is three blocks from my apartment.

I think you should still complain that it's not close enough

I'm driving all over creation to be there. Distance is not an excuse, and I shall pummel any naysayers.

Verily.

over an hour for me.....but hopefully not too much over hah.
/rain would probably feel really good anyway

QueenBee: heh id biatch too but it wouldnt do any good so ill suck it up and make the 90 min drive :P see ya then

Or you could just ride with me?

MOSPEADA: I'm driving all over creation to be there

hey you offered... :P

ZachF81: jaymzz: Guards are d!cks so make sure you have ID and a smile... even if you're well over 21.

That;s a shame, I was going to bring my girlfriend along (she's only 20 and doesn't drink anyways).

I wonder if I can bore her into falling asleep somehow and then sneak out?

just start talking about fark. that'll zonk her out.

MOSPEADA: Or you could just ride with me?

maybe? i dunno what your plans are boy! you're gunna have to start wearing the suit to play the role of my chauffeur :P

theworryrock: over an hour for me.....but hopefully not too much over hah.
/rain would probably feel really good anyway

I'll probably take an hour or so getting to the GF's house in Brooklyn, then however long it's gonna take getting to Astoria . . . should be fun! :)

Looking forward to meeting you, by the way!

hmm im wearing a cream/white shirt..rain might be bad for me. oh well.

ZachF81: That;s a shame, I was going to bring my girlfriend along (she's only 20 and doesn't drink anyways).

When we called a couple of weeks ago, we were told that accompanied under-21s are allowed in the beer garden until 9 pm, at which time they have to go. If anyone wants to call & double-check on this the number is 718-274-4925.