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(NYPost)   Break out the Grey Goose: Staten Island's guidos stand up in defense of da ladiez   (nypost.com) divider line 458
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2008-07-18 11:56:42 AM  
www.bennygohome.com

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And for kicks... Ken Pringle in his younger days:
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2008-07-18 11:56:51 AM  
The Dynamite Monkey: //// Sawmill pizza!!!

A) It's Three Brothers or nothing
B) You and your damn fellow New Yorkers can stop clogging the Driscoll
C) Take your garbage with you because the only reason you come here is because you polluted all your own beaches
 
2008-07-18 11:56:56 AM  
as a resident of staten island, BWAHAHAHAH i love this shiat....
 
2008-07-18 11:57:21 AM  
Since I'm in Brooklyn, near the Verranzano Bridge, I see these guys DAILY. What that mayor said may be tongue in cheek, but true!!
 
2008-07-18 11:57:28 AM  
DjangoStonereaver: My wife is from Staten Island, and because she isn't a Farker,
I am getting a kick out of this thread.

SI is a bastion of redneckery smack dab in the middle of the
Greatest City in the Worldtm. And I mean that lovingly.


No way is Staten Island "smack dab in the middle" of New York City. Look at a map.

It's a lot closer to New Jersey, and it's only a fluke of history that it's part of New York instead.

/also, the guy from Margate was right.
 
2008-07-18 11:57:31 AM  
IdBeCrazyIf: I thought I smelled drakar noir before clicking this thread

I definitely used to date a guy who wore Drakar Noir and thought he was hot shiat because of it.

/shudder
 
2008-07-18 11:58:26 AM  
Im JuSt HeRe 2 GiVe My LoVe 2 MaI BoAi J-BoNeS!!! WoRd Yo!

Free J-Bones!!!
 
2008-07-18 11:58:28 AM  
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2008-07-18 11:58:57 AM  
Frosted Flake: ha-ha-guy: I fail.

What sound does an IROC with a flat tire make?

I always wondered what IROC stood for. Based on drivers of cars with the IROC tag on it, I think it must be I Run Over Children.


Irresponsible Retard Operating Car
 
2008-07-18 11:59:42 AM  
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FIFY.
 
2008-07-18 11:59:51 AM  
QueenOfHearts:
////Not really a guido (guida?)

I believe the term is Guidoette but I could be wrong.
 
2008-07-18 12:00:06 PM  
to my fellow staten islanders...

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2008-07-18 12:00:22 PM  
cowsspinach: Guidoette

Guidette
 
2008-07-18 12:00:33 PM  
i115.photobucket.com

/that's all I've got
 
2008-07-18 12:00:39 PM  
I have a teeny tiny sample bottle of Drakar Noir in my desk drawer here, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/not a guido
/no guidos in central & south NJ
 
2008-07-18 12:00:44 PM  
cowsspinach: emocomputerjock:

I can't stop laughing. My brother in law is a guido, and I can completely see him doing this.


Oh its Crazy. I had a guido in my class and the guy was a tool. I seriously believe after NJ, Oklahoma has to be one of the biggest guido population.


Guidos in my Oklahoma? It's more likely than you think....
 
2008-07-18 12:01:04 PM  
Frosted Flake : I always wondered what IROC stood for. Based on drivers of cars with the IROC tag on it, I think it must be I Run Over Children.

Italian Retard Out Cruisin'
 
2008-07-18 12:01:13 PM  
Five o' Clock Somewhere: IdBeCrazyIf: I thought I smelled drakar noir before clicking this thread

I definitely used to date a guy who wore Drakar Noir and thought he was hot shiat because of it.

/shudder


Was it anytime this decade? Because if so, I'm laughing a little bit, but its with you.
 
2008-07-18 12:01:34 PM  
So I'm in Sint Martin. Who hasn't been? The mob rolls in. Bar pool (that's a swim up bar). Swear to everybody:
"Hey, Joey. De got juices here. You want a juice?"
"Nah, I'm workin' on my tan. By day four they never got out of the pool. Sitting on bar stools underwater and drinking all day. You do the math.
I think some of those thugs had guns in their armpits......
 
2008-07-18 12:01:35 PM  
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2008-07-18 12:01:41 PM  
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2008-07-18 12:01:51 PM  
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2008-07-18 12:02:09 PM  
theorellior: FIFY.

Thank you!
 
2008-07-18 12:02:14 PM  
El Chode:

Guidette

Thanks!
 
2008-07-18 12:02:20 PM  
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2008-07-18 12:02:45 PM  
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2008-07-18 12:03:08 PM  
FTA: ""We shouldn't be treated as the bottom of the barrel," he said. "His mother should wash his mouth out with soap!" "

A) Sounds to me as though your treatment is appropriate.

B) Why not suggest those morons use some of that soap on their orange skin?
 
2008-07-18 12:03:43 PM  
 
2008-07-18 12:04:12 PM  
I thought this was going to be a vodka thread...

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/The best evar.
 
2008-07-18 12:05:10 PM  
MayoBoy: pic of Guidette

I'd hit the guidette out of that.
 
2008-07-18 12:05:57 PM  
I think it's time for:

Link (My New Haircut - NSFW Language)
 
2008-07-18 12:06:53 PM  
LOL "Go home Bennies"

I haven't heard that in 20 years. Awesome!
 
2008-07-18 12:07:04 PM  
Guidos are best dealt with via flogging with a rusty chain. That way, they stay orange (well, more red, but who cares?)
 
2008-07-18 12:07:18 PM  
I present the Guido Prom.

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2008-07-18 12:07:27 PM  
S-Bizzy: MayoBoy: pic of Guidette

I'd hit the guidette out of that.


No, no you wouldn't. You might think you would, but you wouldn't. It would stalk you. It would be in the backseat of your car. It would consume your life, your paycheck, everything that you are. Don't do it. Just don't.
 
2008-07-18 12:07:44 PM  
break out the grey goose vodak boyeeeeeeee
 
2008-07-18 12:07:59 PM  
El Chode: A) It's Three Brothers or nothing

I like three brothers a lot but the sawmill $20 giant pizza and a free pitcher of watery birch beer is a tradition for me. Along with Steaks Unlimited and Jersey Blue Crab and bad service at Bum Rogers. (Bum's is my favor restaurant int he world!)

El Chode: B) You and your damn fellow New Yorkers can stop clogging the Driscoll

Sorry, worse. Bergen county. I left Manhattan nearly a decade ago for teh burbs.

El Chode: C) Take your garbage with you because the only reason you come here is because you polluted all your own beaches

I love the beach and would never litter it. Not all Bennys are bad.
 
2008-07-18 12:08:09 PM  
nkanofolives: Thank you!

Actually, I realized you needed more rings, especially on the pinkie.

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2008-07-18 12:08:10 PM  
some needs to 'shop one of these bloomin onion haircut having douches into DBZ...

/no photoshop skillz ....
 
2008-07-18 12:08:38 PM  
Did anyone say benny go home yet?

BENNY GO HOME
 
2008-07-18 12:09:08 PM  
CowsSpinach
Oh its Crazy. I had a guido in my class and the guy was a tool. I seriously believe after NJ, Oklahoma has to be one of the biggest guido population.


Agreed! I worked for a couple of guidos here in Tulsa, and I used to ask my other coworkers what a guido Christmas greeting was:

"F**K You!"
 
2008-07-18 12:09:22 PM  
People say, "why would insult people that bring money to your town?"

Lets just say there was a just God and all Guidos/Guidettes died. Belmar would be packed with year round residents bringing in $$$ 12 months a year. You know why no one wants to live in Belmar year round? Farking Guidos. Plain and simple.


If ever there was a day for NJ Locals to rise up and crush the Guido SI Horde, now is the time. Take back our beaches! Don't fire until you see the orange tint of their skin!

/seriously, lets run these "things" out of our state
//one day, NJ will stand for something other then Staten Island trash
///Victory slashies!
 
2008-07-18 12:09:28 PM  
Not sure if they qualify as guidos... I'm too busy looking at the girls...

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2008-07-18 12:09:54 PM  
"The next thing he's going to say is that every guido wishes he is in the Mafia. What? I'm supposed to have a 'goumada'? " sniped Sebastian Mauro, 37, a self-described "guido" who frequents Belmar and owns a home in New Jersey.

FTFG
 
2008-07-18 12:10:45 PM  
Who's Benny?


//Everything @ Demand!
 
2008-07-18 12:10:53 PM  
Can someone please explain the whole "puckered lips" thing to me? Why are they doing that in every single photo? Do they have any teeth?

/born & raised in SoCal
//never leaving
 
2008-07-18 12:11:15 PM  
Jaggerbombs!

New Farkin' Haircut (new window)
 
2008-07-18 12:11:18 PM  
The Dynamite Monkey: Sorry, worse. Bergen county. I left Manhattan nearly a decade ago for teh burbs.

Ok I'll let this one go. The worst part about the turnpike is dealing with the new yorkers who know the Staten Island exit is only 1 lane, but they take up 3 trying to cut each other off.

Whenever Guidos hit up our beach in Lavalette, there's always a pit full of like keystone ice or some crap there, and we take it upon ourselves to clean it up for them.
 
2008-07-18 12:11:39 PM  
Oh!

How the hell am I funny? Like I'm here to amuse you?
 
2008-07-18 12:11:44 PM  
Is it just me or do those "guys" look like freaky little whop Umpa-loompas?? Just my opinion...
 
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