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(Chron)   MILFish math teacher learns that 17 does not go into 35 without a serious remainder   (chron.com) divider line
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2008-07-16 05:38:03 PM  
It's sad. We have had so many of these stories it's not even interesting anymore. Without looking at the pic I bet she looks like a normal soccer mom. It's always the same.
 
2008-07-16 05:43:23 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
2008-07-16 05:43:48 PM  
nice!
 
2008-07-16 05:48:39 PM  
That headline is a winner, submitter.
 
2008-07-16 05:50:23 PM  
The headline is awesome.

This 17 year olds need protected from sex is just retarded. A 17 year old is months away form voting and going to college or joining the armed services. Yet we still think they are so stupid to consent to sex? That poor poor cild. Throw the lady out of teaching but a second degree felony is over kill.
 
2008-07-16 05:51:44 PM  
NightOwl2255: It's sad. We have had so many of these stories it's not even interesting anymore. Without looking at the pic I bet she looks like a normal soccer mom. It's always the same.

This has almost reached the ubiquity of speeding tickets. It's also just as harmless.
 
2008-07-16 05:51:51 PM  
Gwendolyn: This 17 year olds need protected from sex is just retarded.

Yes, but you know with absolute certainty that if the genders were reversed, EVERYONE would be screaming for the death penalty for such an obvious pedophile.
 
2008-07-16 05:53:33 PM  
In the picture accompanying the article she looks as though she's about to pee herself from terror.
 
2008-07-16 05:54:14 PM  
From TFA:

"State District Judge George Godwin"

You know who else elected State District Judges named Godwin?
 
2008-07-16 06:00:10 PM  
floor9: Gwendolyn: This 17 year olds need protected from sex is just retarded.

Yes, but you know with absolute certainty that if the genders were reversed, EVERYONE would be screaming for the death penalty for such an obvious pedophile.


I never have nor would I. that's just more more example of under estimating women. Girls don't want to have sex! they want to be baking cookies for the boy next door and embroidering handkerchiefs for their hope chests.
 
CPB
2008-07-16 06:02:39 PM  
Niiiiice headline.
 
2008-07-16 06:03:33 PM  
Gwendolyn: I never have nor would I. that's just more more example of under estimating women. Girls don't want to have sex! they want to be baking cookies for the boy next door and embroidering handkerchiefs for their hope chests.

You've hit the nail right on the head, but society would like to disagree with you.
 
2008-07-16 06:12:44 PM  
floor9: You've hit the nail right on the head, but society would like to disagree with you.

Yeah they usually do.
 
2008-07-16 06:15:18 PM  
That's one hawt 404 right there...
 
2008-07-16 06:17:12 PM  
Actually 17 can join the army with parental consent.
 
2008-07-16 06:17:28 PM  
Definitely HIT it.
 
2008-07-16 06:18:10 PM  
 
2008-07-16 06:18:37 PM  
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hmmm....
 
2008-07-16 06:18:43 PM  
I'd cosine it.
 
2008-07-16 06:19:10 PM  
and that's why I'm glad 16 is legal in Nevada

/except for schoolteachers :P
 
2008-07-16 06:19:26 PM  
Possibly a match on the "M". A definite miss on the "ILF" part.
 
2008-07-16 06:19:38 PM  
I'd hit it to the infinite power.
 
2008-07-16 06:20:15 PM  
w_houle: Actually 17 can join the army with parental consent.

Does that mean I can tell my 17 year old son to go for the glory and bang 'er for all she's worth?
 
2008-07-16 06:20:21 PM  
I'd do some harmonic motion homework with her.
 
2008-07-16 06:20:36 PM  
Best Headline Ever.
 
2008-07-16 06:20:44 PM  
Gwendolyn: This 17 year olds need protected from sex is just retarded.

I see it more of a boundary issue. A teacher shouldn't have sex with a student whether the teacher is 35 and the student is 17 or the teacher is 25 and the student is 20.
 
2008-07-16 06:21:07 PM  
I'd square root that!
 
2008-07-16 06:21:22 PM  
I would have consensual sex with her in the missionary position, perhaps after a nice, candlelit dinner and a stroll on the beach. Nah, I'd probably try to jam my albino beef log so deep in her flesh lettuce that my testicles would leave craters on her taint.
 
2008-07-16 06:21:40 PM  
By that logic, I can bang a 17 year old if I only put it in half way.

/the more you know.
 
2008-07-16 06:22:05 PM  
Seventeen goes into 35 two times with a remainder of one, so the headline sounds like he farked her twice and she got pregnant.
 
2008-07-16 06:22:12 PM  
1 isn't that much of a remainder.

/still, kickass headline
 
2008-07-16 06:22:17 PM  
I had more sex when I was 17 than I do now.
 
2008-07-16 06:22:54 PM  
BS, subbby. It leaves a remainder of 1; her husband, who is a very funny and light-hearted guy.
 
2008-07-16 06:23:05 PM  
theorellior: w_houle: Actually 17 can join the army with parental consent.

Does that mean I can tell my 17 year old son to go for the glory and bang 'er for all she's worth?


Yes it does :) also I joined the military at 17
 
2008-07-16 06:23:06 PM  
i'd hit that pi
 
2008-07-16 06:23:11 PM  
Gwendolyn: The headline is awesome.

This 17 year olds need protected from sex is just retarded. A 17 year old is months away form voting and going to college or joining the armed services. Yet we still think they are so stupid to consent to sex? That poor poor cild. Throw the lady out of teaching but a second degree felony is over kill.


Problem is that a guy doing the same thing to a female student would be given unwanted exams by his cell mate for 5 years minimum.

/either it's a serious crime for both or neither
 
2008-07-16 06:23:31 PM  
Subby gets a golf clap.

Student will probably just get the clap.
 
2008-07-16 06:23:40 PM  
daverrod: Gwendolyn: This 17 year olds need protected from sex is just retarded.

I see it more of a boundary issue. A teacher shouldn't have sex with a student whether the teacher is 35 and the student is 17 or the teacher is 25 and the student is 20.


Right. Which is why she should be banned from teaching. Charged with a felony is asinine.
 
2008-07-16 06:23:45 PM  
I'm 34 and this headline makes me go hmmmmm......
 
2008-07-16 06:23:47 PM  
What is it with all these teachers having sex with students? Am I wrong to assume that this is a relatively new phenomenon? If so, why? Can any psych majors or any other manner of experts in this kind of thing offer any insight? I'm honestly intrigued by this and wonder why it's happening.

Maybe something to do with pop culture? All the "desperate housewives" culture going on maybe?
 
2008-07-16 06:23:57 PM  
daverrod: Gwendolyn: This 17 year olds need protected from sex is just retarded.

I see it more of a boundary issue. A teacher shouldn't have sex with a student whether the teacher is 35 and the student is 17 or the teacher is 25 and the student is 20.


I'll buy that argument as the only reason that can justify prosecution.
 
2008-07-16 06:24:30 PM  
17? Really? He can go get blown to smithereens in Iraq but he can't have sex with an adult? Maybe he should have just waited and raped some Iraqi girls. You can just shoot them in the head afterward so there are no paternity problems.
 
2008-07-16 06:24:31 PM  
17 goes into 35 twice! with 1 remaining :)
 
2008-07-16 06:25:17 PM  
I'd calculate it.
 
2008-07-16 06:25:21 PM  
We can argue about whether it's OK for an adult to bang a 17-yr-old, but can we agree that perhaps the teachers should at least have to keep hands off their students? They should get their underage ass the same way the rest of us do: hanging out on MySpace and at Gamestop. Letting teachers bang students gives the teachers an unfair advantage.
 
2008-07-16 06:25:23 PM  
hitlersbrain: 17? Really? He can go get blown to smithereens in Iraq but he can't have sex with an adult? Maybe he should have just waited and raped some Iraqi girls. You can just shoot them in the head afterward so there are no paternity problems.

Afterward?
 
2008-07-16 06:25:35 PM  
Lovely. Nice job kid.
 
2008-07-16 06:25:35 PM  
Damn! Seven seconds! *shakes tiny fist at Hoopy Frood*
 
2008-07-16 06:26:17 PM  
I'm 42 and wood divide it with my square root!
 
2008-07-16 06:26:20 PM  
Didn't even read the article. Just came in to compliment subby on the amazingly good headline.
 
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