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(Now Magazine)   Kate Beckinsale explains the extent of her Hollywood transformation - "I thought the first thing that would happen is they'd file my teeth down, inflate my bosom and just be mean to me - and that's what has happened"   (nowmagazine.co.uk) divider line 35
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2008-07-16 06:49:04 PM  
Too bad the story doesn't mention what an idiot she is....
 
2008-07-16 07:31:18 PM  
Yeah, "they" did it.
 
2008-07-16 07:44:11 PM  
You mean she had implants? Wow. I thought the stretch marks on her rack were from...um...Something else?

i33.tinypic.com
 
2008-07-16 09:44:31 PM  
MaxxLarge: You mean she had implants? Wow. I thought the stretch marks on her rack were from...um...Something else?

ugh that looks bad.
i mean.
she's still hot.
but ugh.
 
2008-07-16 09:44:49 PM  
As hot as she is every time I read something about this woman it seems like attention whoring.

Don't get me wrong, I'd still wreck her.
 
2008-07-16 10:06:52 PM  
The best way in the world to get me to click on a thread is to have the words "Kate Beckinsale" somewhere in the title.
 
2008-07-16 10:19:31 PM  
MaxxLarge: You mean she had implants? Wow. I thought the stretch marks on her rack were from...um...Something else?

Yeah, I motor-boated too hard ;)
 
2008-07-16 10:23:48 PM  
MaxxLarge: You mean she had implants? Wow. I thought the stretch marks on her rack were from...um...Something else?

Like having a kid, maybe?
 
2008-07-16 10:25:22 PM  
She is the only reason that any sane heterosexual male would watch Van Helsing.
 
2008-07-16 10:39:19 PM  
I want-a sex her.
 
2008-07-16 11:24:11 PM  
Um... "They" didn't file your teeth and inflated your bosoms. YOU did, sweetie. "They" may have suggested it, but you chose to go ahead with it.
 
2008-07-16 11:50:33 PM  
I'd bang her until my Johnson turned to dust.
 
2008-07-17 12:11:04 AM  
She is one of THE hottest women in hollywood. I'd go to town.

How about a Beckinsdale Theron sandwich.
 
zz9
2008-07-17 12:18:48 AM  
img352.imageshack.us
 
2008-07-17 12:58:31 AM  
This thread fails to deliver
 
2008-07-17 01:09:42 AM  
Do you know who Garblox is: This thread fails to deliver

big time
 
2008-07-17 01:41:57 AM  
Who needs a brain when you look like Kate Beckinsale?
 
2008-07-17 01:58:31 AM  
SSHGuru: She is one of THE hottest women in hollywood. I'd go to town.

How about a Beckinsdale Theron sandwich.


I like the way you think.
 
2008-07-17 02:05:59 AM  
debug: MaxxLarge: You mean she had implants? Wow. I thought the stretch marks on her rack were from...um...Something else?

Like having a kid, maybe?


It happens with puberty, usually.
 
2008-07-17 02:11:01 AM  
Fomby_Belcher: I'd bang her until my Johnson turned to dust.

I think you're doing it wrong...unless her vagina is a random orbit sander. But you never know, maybe it is.
 
2008-07-17 02:38:38 AM  
As soon as you move to SoCal, you are immediately transformed into a huge douchebag.

/it are fact
//i know because of my learnings
 
2008-07-17 03:43:37 AM  
If there is one thing that I've learned from the showbiz section of fark, it's that Kate Beckinsale is the most self conscious actress ever. Every article about her is based on the premise that she is worried about how people will see her and about how she's uncomfortable with her body.

God bless hot chicks that don't realize they are hot.
 
2008-07-17 08:46:00 AM  
therumblefish: If there is one thing that I've learned from the showbiz section of fark, it's that Kate Beckinsale is the most self conscious actress ever. Every article about her is based on the premise that she is worried about how people will see her and about how she's uncomfortable with her body.

God bless hot chicks that don't realize they are hot.


Um, she was anorexic. Deep insecurity like that is *really* not "hot" now, is it?
 
2008-07-17 09:16:28 AM  
Ahhh_Ennui: \Um, she was anorexic. Deep insecurity like that is *really* not "hot" now, is it?

It's a definite win win for me. Cheap date, hot as hell. Not having to buy her food, woo hoo!
 
2008-07-17 09:55:31 AM  
Shenanigans!: Fomby_Belcher: I'd bang her until my Johnson turned to dust.

I think you're doing it wrong...unless her vagina is a random orbit sander. But you never know, maybe it is.


Nah, her pooper is just really t-iight
 
2008-07-17 10:31:36 AM  
There was a story circulating quite a few years ago that I just thought was bloody unlikely--but some gossip rag claimed Kate would only allow her photo to be taken at a certain angle because her implants were put in too high and would look uggo or what-have-you if she didn't pose a certain way.

/story never made sense to me.
//then again, Tara Reid's surgery was botched.
///I just figure these folks have money, so it's weird...

Also, I never noticed the stretch marks...
 
2008-07-17 11:57:54 AM  
PsyLord: She is the only reason that any sane heterosexual male would watch Van Helsing.

Not the only reason. There were three other reasons also.
 
2008-07-17 12:12:06 PM  
It was the "they" that made you do it and not your low self esteem. Denial is a wonderful thing.
 
2008-07-17 12:51:33 PM  
She needs to be in a threesome with me and my girlfriend, stat.
 
2008-07-17 01:59:03 PM  
Deftoons: She needs to be in a threesome with me and my girlfriend, stat.

She needs to be in a threesome with me and your girlfriend, stat.

/needs more pics
//www.leninimports.com
///that's better
 
2008-07-17 02:35:37 PM  
Sarcastica75: There was a story circulating quite a few years ago that I just thought was bloody unlikely--but some gossip rag claimed Kate would only allow her photo to be taken at a certain angle because her implants were put in too high and would look uggo or what-have-you if she didn't pose a certain way.

/story never made sense to me.
//then again, Tara Reid's surgery was botched.
///I just figure these folks have money, so it's weird...

Also, I never noticed the stretch marks...


That's because this is the first you've seen that crappy photoshop.
 
2008-07-17 03:51:39 PM  
Robert1966: That's because this is the first you've seen that crappy photoshop.

Why would someone photoshop stretch marks *into* a photo.

/I need booze.
 
2008-07-17 05:01:41 PM  
Sarcastica75: Robert1966: That's because this is the first you've seen that crappy photoshop.

Why would someone photoshop stretch marks *into* a photo.

/I need booze.


To post it on Fark, apparently.
 
2008-07-17 05:41:27 PM  
Robert1966: Sarcastica75: Robert1966: That's because this is the first you've seen that crappy photoshop.

Why would someone photoshop stretch marks *into* a photo.

/I need booze.

To post it on Fark, apparently.


Dude, I can't stand the biatch and I wouldn't waste time doing something so filled with bathos.

/Still... I guess anything can happen.
//+2 for my vocabulary.
///patting my own back.
\slapping my own ass.
 
2008-07-20 04:15:47 PM  
Not photoshopped. Women get stretch marks. Implants or not. Age and Gravity at work. Married 20 years... I know all about stretch marks.
 
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