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2008-07-15 04:44:43 PM
Finally.
A Caturday thread I can enjoy.
 
2008-07-15 04:52:08 PM
I was going to post something here, but decided I am too disgusted to do so.
 
2008-07-15 04:55:23 PM
I love JP but too much random, violent shiat happens here
 
2008-07-15 04:58:34 PM
This is a catastrophe. I hope they catch the guy who did this and zap him with a cattle prod. This is an entirely new category of dastardly deed. The poor little kitten is lucky to not be catatonic after this. They'd better start looking for this guy soon, though, lest he escape in a catamaran.
 
2008-07-15 05:06:11 PM
Cagey B: This is a catastrophe. I hope they catch the guy who did this and zap him with a cattle prod. This is an entirely new category of dastardly deed. The poor little kitten is lucky to not be catatonic after this. They'd better start looking for this guy soon, though, lest he escape in a catamaran.

That was rather cathartic. Been to a cathedral lately?
 
2008-07-15 05:20:30 PM
I saw this cataclysmic story on my cathode ray tube television, shortly after coming inside from the catacombs of my garage, cataloging catalytic converters, and right before receiving catcalls from the cathouse on the way to catechism.
 
2008-07-15 05:30:27 PM
Two Dogs Farking: That was rather cathartic. Been to a cathedral lately?

I'll be visiting plenty on my trip to Catalonia. The travel agent's office is catacorner from work, so I thought I'd go visit. Especially since everything's been so cattywampus here lately.

kronicfeld: I saw this cataclysmic story on my cathode ray tube television, shortly after coming inside from the catacombs of my garage, cataloging catalytic converters, and right before receiving catcalls from the cathouse on the way to catechism.

The same thing happens to me when I walk to my weekly Settlers of Catan game.
 
2008-07-15 05:33:40 PM
 
2008-07-15 05:35:11 PM
By the way subby, good headline. It took me a while to read it, though. My cataracts are getting worse.
 
2008-07-15 05:36:41 PM
 
2008-07-15 05:53:28 PM
But dryers are still ok, right?
 
2008-07-15 05:55:13 PM
but did the cat come back?
 
2008-07-15 05:55:17 PM
Cover it with sweet and sour and you have a #5 combo meal at our local chinese restaurant.
 
2008-07-15 05:55:22 PM
ScottMpls: But dryers are still ok, right?

line dry only

"hang in there, kitty!"
 
2008-07-15 05:55:45 PM
From the comments:

lildream82269
Give me five minutes with the person who did this sick thing. They will cry for their MOMMY.
 
2008-07-15 05:55:57 PM
i'm driving my life away: but did the cat come back?

the very next day
 
2008-07-15 05:55:59 PM
meow
 
2008-07-15 05:56:01 PM
man....I love pussy, but damn, thats too much nuking for one pussy to handle!

/feels sorry for the little guy
//probably has about 35 forms of cancer by now
 
2008-07-15 05:56:09 PM
i'm driving my life away: but did the cat come back?

Yep. The very next day.
 
2008-07-15 05:56:11 PM
meeeeOOOOWWWWW....
 
2008-07-15 05:57:24 PM
APPROVES (new window)
 
2008-07-15 05:57:34 PM
This is sickening. People that do this type of things to people ought to be locked up.

/Or microwaved.
 
2008-07-15 05:57:37 PM
i17.photobucket.com
 
2008-07-15 05:57:42 PM
I hope there's a person-sized microwave in that person's future.
 
2008-07-15 05:57:57 PM
Who the hell does something like this? It is just so impossible to mentally make this click. I remember when I found a stray cat with kittens. I took responsibility to find homes for most of them. The few I couldn't find homes, I took to the pound which made me a complete nervous wreck. Paid to have the mama cat fixed, and gave to my now deceased mother. Was tempted to put cat in here tomb, like the Egyptians.
 
2008-07-15 05:58:00 PM
Cagey B: Two Dogs Farking: That was rather cathartic. Been to a cathedral lately?

I'll be visiting plenty on my trip to Catalonia. The travel agent's office is catacorner from work, so I thought I'd go visit. Especially since everything's been so cattywampus here lately.

kronicfeld: I saw this cataclysmic story on my cathode ray tube television, shortly after coming inside from the catacombs of my garage, cataloging catalytic converters, and right before receiving catcalls from the cathouse on the way to catechism.

The same thing happens to me when I walk to my weekly Settlers of Catan game.


What a horrible thread. To clear my mind I shall sail my catamaran to Catalina. Cattnaping the whole way.
 
2008-07-15 05:58:09 PM
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Approves
 
2008-07-15 05:58:22 PM
Some people just don't deserve to live
 
2008-07-15 05:58:31 PM
I'm sure I'm one of a million Farkers who would literally stomp the life out of any SOB stupid enough to try to pull something like that while I was around to see it.
 
2008-07-15 05:58:32 PM
I understand that this is Fark but the person who did this is a real sicko.
 
2008-07-15 05:59:11 PM
Red Shirt Blues: What a horrible thread. To clear my mind I shall sail my catamaran to Catalina. Cattnaping the whole way.

Then we're going to Katmandu...what I really really wanna do...
 
2008-07-15 05:59:15 PM
you guys are quite sick for posting that shiat
 
2008-07-15 05:59:20 PM
Unfortunate kitty forced to suffer in life after suffering horrific burns

MSPCA investigators are searching for whoever decided not to put down a 6-week-old kitten who was "cooked" in a microwave, nearly killing him.

"Edison" was brought back from the brink of sweet, sweet death at Angell Animal Medical Center in Jamaica Plain after suffering obviously life-threatening injuries consistent with being burned in a microwave, said MSPCA-Angell spokesman Brian Adams without showing any sign that he cared that the animal will now suffer a horrible, horrible existence.

His entire tail may have to be surgically removed, Adams said impassively, and both of his ears may have to be amputated.

Edison also suffered burns to his legs and blisters on his tongue, but it could be days before doctors know the full extent of his injuries because instead of letting him just die they insisted on trying to keep this maimed cat alive despite the fact that thousands of perfectly healthy cats are murdered each day.

Adams would not release details of the MSPCA's decision to cruelly force a maimed animal to continue living, but its Law Enforcement Department is asking anyone with a clue to call 800-628-5808.
 
2008-07-15 05:59:43 PM
*sniffle*
 
2008-07-15 06:00:58 PM
i266.photobucket.com
 
2008-07-15 06:01:25 PM
Hurting children or (non food) animals. That's a tire iron to the head.
 
2008-07-15 06:01:50 PM
Poor little kitty. :(

I think the person responsible should have a part of himself microwaved.
 
2008-07-15 06:02:10 PM
Poor little kitty. WTH is wrong with some people?
 
2008-07-15 06:02:49 PM
IXI Jim IXI: i'm driving my life away: but did the cat come back?

Yep. The very next day.


We thought he was a goner.
 
2008-07-15 06:03:04 PM
The sick fark who did this is going to be some sort of serial killer.

Please execute them now and spare us the drama.

Thanks.
 
2008-07-15 06:03:32 PM
Solty Dog: Hurting children or (non food) animals. That's a tire iron to the head.

There's no way this kitten could have known what was going on when it was put in that little box, only to then suffer agony.

I wish they'd find the guy who did this and give a little back.
 
2008-07-15 06:04:18 PM
Whoever did this is one sick muthafarker.

Gonna go home and give my cat a big hug.
 
2008-07-15 06:04:22 PM
i'm driving my life away: but did the cat come back?

the very next day
 
2008-07-15 06:04:49 PM
This is just too farked up for words. Wish we could microwave the people who do these things.
 
2008-07-15 06:05:23 PM
ihyln: you guys are quite sick for posting that shiat

Welcome to Fark.

/comments are funny
//story is not
///nuke the f*cker from orbit
 
2008-07-15 06:05:23 PM
was that wrong? should I have not done that?

/sorry
 
2008-07-15 06:05:34 PM
Someone in Hartford a few weeks ago severed all four of a cats' legs and left it in an alley a foot away from a bowl of water and cat food, like intentional torture. The cat died, but I swear if somehow they find the person that did it I'll cut his legs and arms off and leave him in front of a Burger King.

Tied to a truck.
 
2008-07-15 06:05:51 PM
farkingatwork:
//probably has about 35 forms of cancer by now


The internal burns will be the worst. Microwave ovens use RF energy. The cancer would come long after the burns.

/I don't really like cats, but my barn cats serve a purpose, unlike some human scum that thinks a living thing in a microwave is funny.

I hope he thinks it's funny when Bubba wants a date.
 
2008-07-15 06:06:31 PM
img100.imageshack.us.
 
2008-07-15 06:06:56 PM
Drakin020: IXI Jim IXI: i'm driving my life away: but did the cat come back?

Yep. The very next day.

We thought he was a goner.


The cat came back.
 
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