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2008-07-12 01:16:46 PM  
+1 for using the phrase "masturbating kangaroo."
 
2008-07-12 01:29:04 PM  
That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long while.
 
2008-07-12 01:32:17 PM  
So, is kangaroo porn considered not safe for work?
 
2008-07-12 01:40:29 PM  
What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?
 
2008-07-12 01:40:58 PM  
Wave it around like you just don't care.
 
2008-07-12 02:09:13 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

Oh, baby! Your pouch is so tight!
 
2008-07-12 02:23:59 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

Wallabees, wallacees and wallatripledees.
 
2008-07-12 03:18:21 PM  
2xhelix:Marcus Aurelius:What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

Wallabees, wallacees and wallatripledees.


Win.
 
2008-07-12 04:25:23 PM  
+++++10...would watch it again.
 
2008-07-12 05:39:58 PM  
Not when I went to broadcasting school...
 
2008-07-12 06:25:46 PM  
Unfortunately, you may never know when the scourge of masturbating animals will strike.
 
2008-07-12 06:27:06 PM  
www.friendsofcannabis.com

/ intrigued and wishes to subscribe to the kangaroo's newsletter
 
2008-07-12 06:50:00 PM  
If you can't get a good masturbating kangaroo story from Fark, where can you?
 
2008-07-12 07:37:42 PM  
I'm "The Onanist" and I approve of this message.
 
2008-07-12 08:28:07 PM  
At least it wasn't a masturbating bear. They rub their junk raw.
 
2008-07-12 08:30:17 PM  
The Onanist:I'm "The Onanist" and I approve of this message.

Ha!
 
2008-07-12 08:31:29 PM  
Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
 
2008-07-12 08:53:05 PM  
I'll throw in these oldies for some lolroo's captioning maybe?
sydneybeaches.net

www.drunkbastard.net
 
2008-07-12 08:53:40 PM  
That was very marsupenile.

What are kangaroo euphemisms for fapping?
 
2008-07-12 09:00:37 PM  
Peaceboy:That was very marsupenile.

What are kangaroo euphemisms for fapping?


Boing boing boing?
 
2008-07-12 09:07:49 PM  
I'm only posting here to say that I can't even express how awesome this is.
 
2008-07-12 09:07:58 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

THANKS MARCUS!!

Now my weekend is shot, how can i think of anything else after you planted that in my head.
 
2008-07-12 09:08:04 PM  
Crikey! he's getting his wangaroo on
 
2008-07-12 09:08:37 PM  
ghost_who_walks:I'll throw in these oldies for some lolroo's captioning maybe?

I must say, the first one is wonderful for the nonchalant look he has on his face while accepting food and doing his business at the same time.
 
2008-07-12 09:08:55 PM  
What if your news report is about masturbating kangaroos?
 
2008-07-12 09:12:38 PM  
BillaBong:What if your news report is about masturbating kangaroos?

Then it wouldn't be news...it would be FARK
 
2008-07-12 09:12:53 PM  
I always wondered what the Aussie equivalent to the Masturbating Bear would have been.
 
2008-07-12 09:14:01 PM  
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
 
2008-07-12 09:14:11 PM  
So it was rubbing the shroom?

/shrimp on the barbie and so on
 
2008-07-12 09:15:32 PM  
I used to be scared of marsupials.
 
2008-07-12 09:18:31 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

Same thing I do.
 
2008-07-12 09:21:42 PM  
That was the funniest thing I've seen all year.
 
2008-07-12 09:23:16 PM  
Since this is relevant to my interests, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2008-07-12 09:24:05 PM  
Peaceboy:That was very marsupenile.

What are kangaroo euphemisms for fapping?


Jumpin' the joey.
 
2008-07-12 09:24:07 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

i300.photobucket.com
Why does it have a beer? To corner the lucrative alcoholic furry demo?
 
2008-07-12 09:28:26 PM  
I hoped I would be in before the furries took over the thread but I was wrong. Thanks H_is_for_Heretic

/kangaroos are pretty
 
2008-07-12 09:31:14 PM  
Peaceboy:What are kangaroo euphemisms for fapping?

Going down under.
 
2008-07-12 09:31:44 PM  
Peaceboy:That was very marsupenile.

What are kangaroo euphemisms for fapping?


Killing koalas?
 
2008-07-12 09:32:40 PM  
I didn't even have to click the "play" button to start laughing.
 
2008-07-12 09:33:18 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

platypussies of course
 
2008-07-12 09:33:18 PM  
Everybody knows that a kangaroo's favorite activity is crossdressing.

i285.photobucket.com
 
2008-07-12 09:34:13 PM  
NumbBunny:I used to be scared of marsupials.

Was it 'cause they're fast?
 
2008-07-12 09:35:34 PM  
What are kangaroo euphemisms for fapping?

Pocket pool.
 
2008-07-12 09:37:53 PM  
2xhelix:Marcus Aurelius:What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

Wallabees, wallacees and wallatripledees.


So is a wallaby like Kangaroo midget porn?
 
2008-07-12 09:38:31 PM  
I think the kangaroo knew he was on camera.

/Kangabitionist
 
2008-07-12 09:39:42 PM  
Peaceboy:That was very marsupenile.

What are kangaroo euphemisms for fapping?


Tying me kangaroo down, sport.
 
2008-07-12 09:40:05 PM  
Did I miss the thread about Dr. Debakey?
 
2008-07-12 09:40:20 PM  
PeaceboyThat was very marsupenile.

What are kangaroo euphemisms for fapping?


Boxing one in the bush...?
 
2008-07-12 09:43:49 PM  
drsewell:Did I miss the thread about Dr. Debakey?

He bi-passed away at 99.
 
2008-07-12 09:44:37 PM  
This clip is so old, I think it was shot with a Super 8 camera.

I mean, old.
 
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