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(Some Guy) Video There's only one bonafide way to win an argument with an ump. Stick your armpit in his grill   ( faniq.com) divider line
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781 clicks; posted to Sports » on 10 Jul 2008 at 11:34 PM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2008-07-10 11:39:32 PM  
meh.. 'grenade toss guy' still wins the minor league ump blowups.
 
2008-07-11 12:11:23 AM  
Baseball umpires are the biggest farking scumbags in sports, period. I take great glee when one of them gets maimed by a ball or bat.

Their job is to officiate the game, not become part of it. I can think of three farked up incidents in the past year that have me wishing I could skullfark one of those fat farks.

1) Mets v. San Diego last year: Two on and one out. Met hits a ball to left that the left fielder clearly dives and catches, gets up and throws to second to complete the double-play. Wrong! The fatass somewhere around second base called it no catch and a Met scores. Instead of it being the end of the inning, the Mets scored and still had two men on. OK, fine, it happens. Bud Black came out of the dugout to argue and IMMEDIATELY got tossed. What the fark? The guy is right - and slow-motion only proved how farking awful a call it was - and he gets tossed?

2) Mets v. Atlanta earlier this year: Jorge Campillo is getting absolutely farked by the home plate umpire on an at-bat vs. David Wright. Two pitches absolutely were strikes and one was borderline. 3-2 pitch is close, but a ball. Frustrated, Campillo throws his arms out while walking around the mound; he wasn't even looking at the ump. Doesn't matter. The arrogant fark whips his mask off and starts pointing and yelling towards the mound. When Campillo didn't pay him any mind he kept walking closer. And then I had to hear it from Keith Hernandez about how immature Campillo acted. fark that, he was pissed off as any of us would be.

3) Just the other day with the Nationals. Odalis Perez balks and then balks again and shows how pissed he is by also throwing his arms out. At this moment, you don't know if he is mad at himself or the ump, as if that should matter anyway. The douchebag behind the plate didn't even try and figure it out ... he was instantaneously tossed.

I am sure you guys have a laundry list of arrogance. Who the fark do these assholes think they are? Can't they take a look at their football and hockey brethren? You think an NFL line judge has any pity for them? No, and he shouldn't. These are professional sports with a lot at stake. People get angry, especially since they have millions on the line.

Each and every one of these fat farks should be forced to officiate an NFL game and have a coach like Cowher roaming the sideline, players screaming and "NOOO!! I didn't farking touch him!" Their egos would shatter.

Yet, most importantly, they should watch an NFL game and count the number of times the referee reports, "There is no penalty on the play..." as he goes to retrieve someone's flag. Honesty and integrity while taking a little shiat. Amazing, cutting-edge stuff, huh?
 
2008-07-11 12:40:33 AM  
I was sideline at a Bills-Browns scrimmage a few years ago and it was amazing how those coaches berate those refs. I was surprised in a scrimmage that there was a questionable play in the end zone and the coach (who was on the field) went off on the back judge over a non-call (probably holding or something like that). It was unreal, and in an exhibition game! Can't imagine what it'd be like during the regular season.
 
2008-07-11 07:47:53 AM  
trendon:Baseball umpires are the biggest farking scumbags in sports, period. I take great glee when one of them gets maimed by a ball or bat. I could skullfark one of those fat farks.

My friend, therapy is tough and you shouldn't give up. I know it seems like a losing cause, but stick at it and perhaps one day you'll overcome this irrational anger at men who officiate games. That's right, games. Sports, i.e. entertainment, i.e., meaningless distractions to the workaday.

I hope one day you'll be able to re-enter society as a rational, calm human being. You can do it; I believe in you.
 
2008-07-11 08:10:47 AM  
It's the pits.
 
2008-07-11 09:53:29 AM  
Its my home town team!
Go Wingnuts!

Not as amusing as everyone said however. :(
 
2008-07-11 10:27:50 AM  
DslainteC:trendon:Baseball umpires are the biggest farking scumbags in sports, period. I take great glee when one of them gets maimed by a ball or bat. I could skullfark one of those fat farks.

My friend, therapy is tough and you shouldn't give up. I know it seems like a losing cause, but stick at it and perhaps one day you'll overcome this irrational anger at men who officiate games. That's right, games. Sports, i.e. entertainment, i.e., meaningless distractions to the workaday.

I hope one day you'll be able to re-enter society as a rational, calm human being. You can do it; I believe in you.


No thank you, I'd rather be wound like a top.
 
2008-07-11 02:19:22 PM  
And my hometown team was their opponent!
Go Canaries!
 
2008-07-11 11:13:08 PM  
Can someone please offer some insight?

The idiots performing that retarded song and dance of yelling at the umpires; are they trying to act as ridiculous as possible or what? Another thing, whats with the kicking of dirt towards the umpire? They always seem so pissed off, yelling and spitting, throwing their hat to the ground... I guess I just don't understand baseball. And what is with the second umpire stepping in, like the other umpire is his little biatch and he's protecting him. With his chest puffed out and hands on his hips, what is that all about? That entire scene, I've seen hundreds of times in baseball highlights and I never understood why they act like such douchebags.
 
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