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2171 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Dec 2002 at 8:46 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-12-05 07:39:54 PM  
Why did 5,000 chickens cross the road?

/God I'm a whore.
2002-12-05 07:41:00 PM  
I smell a sequel...

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2002-12-05 08:50:24 PM  
What does PSA stand for?

/gratuitious mention. Hadn't seen anyone ask lately.
2002-12-05 08:50:53 PM  
If i was in Melbourne i'd want to escape too
2002-12-05 08:51:08 PM  
The main character of my comic strip would be proud.

2002-12-05 08:54:57 PM  
That chik'n aint got no head!!!
2002-12-05 08:55:12 PM  
2002-12-05 08:55:32 PM  
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2002-12-05 08:55:53 PM  
I wonder if there is any good use for all dem dead chickens or if they are just gone, gone, gone...
2002-12-05 08:56:57 PM  
I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
This Colonel Sanders job is gettin' me down
A crazy chicken chasing me all over town

Psycho Chicken--what the fark?
Bwak bwak bwak bwaaak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwaaak bwak
Better run run run run run run run away

I don't know just what to do
He's got a grudge against Frank Perdue
He's clucking a lot, but he's not saying anything
I plucked him once--why pluck him again?--CHORUS

Colonel Sanders wants to cook his goose
but Psycho Chicken's still on the loose
("Hmm, a little chickie--" BWAAK!! "OHH!!")

They caught him down in Ohio
They cut off his head and they put him in the oven
They put him in a box right next to a roll
Put some (...) around his legs and someone took him home
Ate him for lunch and he tasted real fine ("BURP!")
but the guy who ate him, he just lost his mind!
HALF-CHORUS (with "Qu'est-ce que?")
CHORUS (with "What the fark?")
2002-12-05 08:57:10 PM  
What? No mention of Col. Sanders yet? Well, color me stunned...
2002-12-05 08:57:52 PM  
oops. nevermind.
2002-12-05 08:58:43 PM  
Ouroborus, excellent reference.

2002-12-05 08:59:55 PM  
Since when did Catholics use Chickens?
2002-12-05 09:02:25 PM  
Is fowl play suspected?

/got nuthin
2002-12-05 09:04:23 PM  

That would be a Public Service Announcement. Yesiree.
2002-12-05 09:05:17 PM  
The chickens are restless.

</Far Side>
2002-12-05 09:06:22 PM  
q: why did the piece of gum cross the road?

a: because it was stuck to the bottom of the chickens foot.
2002-12-05 09:08:47 PM  
"But, I don't want to be a pot pie."
2002-12-05 09:08:53 PM  
WOW! I can hardly wait until someone sends a link like:

"Farmer Brown decides to go home before fence is completly painted - quoted as saying 'I'm tired.'"


Roads in Maine reported to be "wet".

Since I know the links I post will never be posted - I can safely say - " need a hobby(s)"

Other than that - I would like to say that I think the CIA is doing a great job and there is no reason to think twice about little ole me.
2002-12-05 09:54:45 PM  
On a serious note... is anyone else surprised that 5,000 chickens can fit on one truck? That's a lot of damn chickens.
2002-12-05 10:01:19 PM  
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Camilla, nooooooooo!!!!
2002-12-05 10:02:20 PM  
Damn the red X.
2002-12-05 10:03:06 PM  

I don't like gravy.
2002-12-05 10:17:15 PM  
5000 chickens escape in melbourne;
3 emus escape in michigan;
clearly signs that the world is ending
2002-12-05 11:05:52 PM  
They must have been Ironchicken's chickens! I saw a movie like this a long time ago..."Von Fryers Express"...or "The Grease Escape" something like that?
2002-12-05 11:06:43 PM  
there's gonna be a lot of chicken-choking going down in Melbourne.
2002-12-05 11:25:20 PM  
"Mass chicken escape in Melbourne"

Who let the liberals and lefties loose. They will be punished for that.(did not read the artical)
2002-12-05 11:45:10 PM  
5000 chickens?? 1 truck?!!??? dang must be packed
2002-12-06 05:09:44 AM  
Well, I hadn't heard anything about that. Of course, I'm also posting here way too late, but what the hell.

You're from Sydney aren't you? My condolences. I'd be bitter if I lived there too.
2002-12-06 06:15:03 AM  
i live just near there. shiat. im still giggling. funniest. thing. evar.
2002-12-06 08:47:11 AM  
Finger lickin' good...
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