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(Celebitchy)   Ashley Alexandra Dupré to get own dating reality show, hoping for the same dignified caliber as Tila Tequila's "A Shot at Love," it is to be tentatively titled "Ashley Dupré: A Shot of Penicillin"   (celebitchy.com) divider line 63
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2008-07-09 06:57:55 PM
Well, the natural progression from having quasi-prostitutes on reality TV is surely having actual prostitutes on reality TV.
 
2008-07-09 07:21:03 PM
Do they people who made this realize that "America's Next Top Hooker" from GTA IV is meant to PARODY reality television?
 
2008-07-09 07:28:21 PM
What are they not going to do a reality show about... There used to be a time when you would come home and reality was so crappy, you would turn on TV to watch stuff people had made up so you could escape from the crappy reality. Now, you go out and deal with dickheads and morons all day and you come home, and go "I just want to go home so I can watch Dickheads and Morons on TV."
 
2008-07-09 07:29:11 PM
/Patton Oswalt
 
2008-07-09 07:33:10 PM
"Suitor number 9, your voice sounds familiar..."


/obscure?
//not in the least...
 
2008-07-09 08:20:12 PM
Just start a "WhoreTV" channel...

...oh, wait, there's already many of them...
 
2008-07-09 08:25:28 PM
After bringing down Gov. Eliot Spitzer and becoming the most infamous hooker in America, Ashley Dupre is about to stoop even lower than prostitution

1. How did she bring him down? Wasn't it the government that did that?

2. What is with "stooping lower" and calling her a "hooker?" Calling a hi-class call woman a hooker is about as accurate as calling a bartender or pharmacist a drug dealer. Yes, in a general sense it may be somewhat accurate, but there is little difference between what she did and normal dating except for no strings being attached.

3. Why do these sort of digs always seem to happen to women who are known for sexual acts? It is accepted when males do it (if they are heterosexual), but if a woman is known for having sex with just one famous person, she is classified as low and then degraded.
 
2008-07-09 08:44:25 PM
Suicidal Writer:
2. Calling a hi-class call woman a hooker is about as accurate as calling a bartender or pharmacist a drug dealer. Yes, in a general sense it may be somewhat accurate, but there is little difference between what she did and normal dating except for no strings being attached.
.


Because a hooker is what she was. Sucking cack for money is sucking cack for money, even if you put it in a pretty package with a cute little bow on it: It still smelled like cum between her fingers after he was done, whether he paid $4500 or just $50 for a dry-mouthed BJ in a seedy alleyway... lets not play with words here

You can say that you're in the custodial business all you want, you're still a farking janitor, in the end
 
2008-07-09 09:08:00 PM
How much does it cost to get on as a contestant?
 
2008-07-09 09:11:15 PM
Do they people who made this realize that "America's Next Top Hooker" from GTA IV is meant to PARODY reality television?

Tell that to the tv execs who turned a Dave Chapelle skit into "Trading Spouses"

/People love to watch a good trainwreck
//On her show maybe it'll just be a train
 
2008-07-09 09:12:10 PM
Geez people, it's not like she had sex for money or anything.
 
2008-07-09 09:14:11 PM
aren't all actresses whores on one level or another?
 
2008-07-09 09:14:30 PM
Suicidal Writer:2. What is with "stooping lower" and calling her a "hooker?" Calling a hi-class call woman a hooker is about as accurate as calling a bartender or pharmacist a drug dealer.

Having worked for an online escort guide (one that her agency advertised with and she even had an ad with herself), I can tell you that the main difference between a high-class "call-girl" and a cheaper escort is the amount of money they decide to charge. Men are stupid enough to believe that more $$$ means higher class. We had girls pull their ads and bring them back online as "high class", which basically meant adding a zero to the end of their hourly rate and an animated GIF to the left hand listings.

/"This is not an ad for prostitution. You are paying me for my time and companionship only. Anything that happens in said time is a matter or personal choice between two consenting adults and is no way contracted, nor compensated for. Blah blah blah..."
 
2008-07-09 09:16:27 PM
Visualingo:/"This is not an ad for prostitution. You are paying me for my time and companionship only. Anything that happens in said time is a matter or personal choice between two consenting adults and is no way contracted, nor compensated for. Blah blah blah..."

You forgot "speaking Greek" ;)
 
2008-07-09 09:20:58 PM
Nude pics of said whore here (new window)

/obviously NSFW
 
2008-07-09 09:30:49 PM
Suicidal Writer:3. Why do these sort of digs always seem to happen to women who are known for sexual acts? It is accepted when males do it (if they are heterosexual), but if a woman is known for having sex with just one famous person, she is classified as low and then degraded.

It's largely a meek and cowardly attempt by "famous" or "powerful" people to diminish the impact if their indescretions by making the other participant less human. Males tend to be especially vicious in this manner towards females. One of the main reasons I have absolutely no respect for about 90% of other members of my own gender.

Men are pigs. Trust me, it takes one to know one.
 
2008-07-09 09:30:53 PM
Just to show how farked up our legal system is here: Eliot Spitzer lost his governor-ship, family and may possibly have jail time coming his way to hiring a prostitute, whereas this woman is a prostitute, and she gets a reality show and no one wants to charge her and have her go to prison?
 
2008-07-09 09:34:24 PM
The First:Just to show how farked up our legal system is here: Eliot Spitzer lost his governor-ship, family and may possibly have jail time coming his way to hiring a prostitute, whereas this woman is a prostitute, and she gets a reality show and no one wants to charge her and have her go to prison?

spitzer was a grade-a prick who used is position of power to illegally funnel money to fuel his sex habit. he should go to jail, if her testifying helps with that, god bless her.
 
2008-07-09 09:35:20 PM
Suicidal Writer2. What is with "stooping lower" and calling her a "hooker?" Calling a hi-class call woman a hooker is about as accurate as calling a bartender or pharmacist a drug dealer.


Let me put it to you this way: If you fark a chick and give her money, she's a hooker, prostitute, whore, etc.
 
2008-07-09 09:38:19 PM
TommyBahama:spitzer was a grade-a prick who used is position of power to illegally funnel money to fuel his sex habit. he should go to jail, if her testifying helps with that, god bless her.


You make it seem like Spitzer was money laundering. He was not. If he goes down for hiring a hooker, which is how the case against him is being made. Then she should be charged with being a hooker. Women on 42nd street who sold themselves for money were arrested and charged for prostituting. What makes her above the law?

Spitzer may be a prick (who isn't nowadays) but the claim that he should pay with jail time while she gets a reality show is obscene and complete mockery of the justice system.
 
2008-07-09 09:47:16 PM
The First:TommyBahama:spitzer was a grade-a prick who used is position of power to illegally funnel money to fuel his sex habit. he should go to jail, if her testifying helps with that, god bless her.


You make it seem like Spitzer was money laundering. He was not.



he kinda was, money laundering = making dirty money look clean, he went through government accounts to pay for his illegal activity. that is laundering.
 
2008-07-09 09:48:26 PM
What do you write exactly? Self help suicide books?
 
2008-07-09 09:53:01 PM
TommyBahama:aren't all actresses women whores on one level or another?

FTFY
 
2008-07-09 09:57:03 PM
The First:Let me put it to you this way: If you fark a chick and give her money, she's a hooker, prostitute, whore, etc.

Aren't we all whores then? How many people do jobs for free?
 
2008-07-09 09:58:48 PM
TommyBahama:he kinda was, money laundering = making dirty money look clean, he went through government accounts to pay for his illegal activity. that is laundering.

No, he wasn't. What he did was used his own bank account to transfer the money. He did not use ANY government accounts. His own bank ran an investigation thinking his account was compromised because of the high dollar amount being transferred.
 
2008-07-09 10:00:03 PM
Suicidal Writer:The First:Let me put it to you this way: If you fark a chick and give her money, she's a hooker, prostitute, whore, etc.

Aren't we all whores then? How many people do jobs for free?



Then I guess Monster.com will have openings for this position, right? If your logic is right, then a contract killer is also a legit profession cause he charges for his work...
 
2008-07-09 10:00:55 PM
waggz:How much does it cost to get on as a contestant?

Dignity
 
2008-07-09 10:01:46 PM
Suicidal Writer:Aren't we all whores then? How many people do jobs for free?

Just to add to my post: why is sex so different? If you pay someone $150 an hour to listen to your problems, they are a therapist. If you pay them $100 an hour for sex, they are whores and the lowest of the low. Why? I don't work for free. I doubt most people work for free, unless they have volunteer jobs in addition to regular jobs, so why are sex workers degraded?
 
2008-07-09 10:02:36 PM
Superevil:waggz:How much does it cost to get on as a contestant?

Why would you wanna be a contestant? She's prolly has more diseases then Paris and Lyndsay put together.
 
2008-07-09 10:04:06 PM
Suicidal Writer:why are sex workers degraded?

The right-wing has to appease to the religious groups who help them get elected. I'm serious about that. In Europe sex is more tolerated and open, in America sex is considered the devil's weapon and should only be used for procreation and nothing else.
 
2008-07-09 10:05:22 PM
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2008-07-09 10:05:29 PM
The First:Then I guess Monster.com will have openings for this position, right? If your logic is right, then a contract killer is also a legit profession cause he charges for his work...

A contact killer engages in murder, something that is wrong no matter if he/she does it for free or for money. If I ask a woman out, take her to dinner, and have sex with her, that is legal and is not really condemned. If I were married and took my wife out for our anniversary, and she liked it, and rewarded me with a special kind of oral sex that she normally doesn't do (ball-sucking, perineum-licking, cum-swallowing, etc), why is that different?
 
2008-07-09 10:07:14 PM
The First:Superevil:waggz:How much does it cost to get on as a contestant?

Why would you wanna be a contestant? She's prolly has more diseases then Paris and Lyndsay put together.


Actually I'd bet she has less. She probably took more care.
 
2008-07-09 10:10:34 PM
Suicidal Writer:If I ask a woman out, take her to dinner, and have sex with her, that is legal and is not really condemned. If I were married and took my wife out for our anniversary, and she liked it, and rewarded me with a special kind of oral sex that she normally doesn't do (ball-sucking, perineum-licking, cum-swallowing, etc), why is that different?

Dude, I don't care if a woman sells herself as a sex slave for money. What my argument was that is prostitution is illegal (except on Nevada where everything is legal) then why should she get a reality show and fame when Spitzer has to loose everything?
 
2008-07-09 10:12:06 PM
Kublai Khan:Actually I'd bet she has less. She probably took more care.

How would she know? If she "escorted" a guy, she's not going to ask for medical records. No matter how fancy or elite the escort service is they have no real way of knowing if the guy is carrying herpes, HIV, etc...
 
2008-07-09 10:14:17 PM
The First:What my argument was that is prostitution is illegal (except on Nevada where everything is legal) then why should she get a reality show and fame when Spitzer has to loose everything?

He was a government official who prosecuted people for doing what he did. It isn't the act that is the issue. It's the fact he ruined lives over it, but engaged in the very same acts. She didn't do anything wrong unless one believes that the law is supreme. She committed a crime in the same way Civil Rights protesters in the South committed a crime, or those who went to speakeasys during prohibition committed a crime. She was just living her life. Spitzer ruined lives.
 
2008-07-09 10:16:44 PM
Suicidal Writer:speakeasys speakeasies
 
2008-07-09 10:19:16 PM
Suicidal Writer:He was a government official who prosecuted people for doing what he did. It isn't the act that is the issue. It's the fact he ruined lives over it, but engaged in the very same acts. She didn't do anything wrong unless one believes that the law is supreme. She committed a crime in the same way Civil Rights protesters in the South committed a crime, or those who went to speakeasys during prohibition committed a crime. She was just living her life. Spitzer ruined lives.


Dude, are you really comparing Ashley to a Civil Rights protester? Really?

Spitzer is a hypocrite. he hired a hooker, which is a crime. Being a hooker, therefore, is also a crime. To punish the one hiring a hooker but rewarding the hooker herself is lunacy.
 
2008-07-09 10:19:48 PM
At least Alexandra Dupre is better looking than that Tequila chick. Tila looks like some odd offspring of the Geico Gecko.
 
2008-07-09 10:21:49 PM
The First:Dude, are you really comparing Ashley to a Civil Rights protester? Really?

A lawbreaker is a lawbreaker.

Spitzer is a hypocrite. he hired a hooker, which is a crime. Being a hooker, therefore, is also a crime. To punish the one hiring a hooker but rewarding the hooker herself is lunacy.

She didn't ruin lives nor abuse power. Her acts are perfectly legal and the only thing that made them illegal was the direct compensation of money. If she did what she did for free, there would have been no crime.
 
2008-07-09 10:24:05 PM
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2008-07-09 10:26:39 PM
Suicidal Writer:, I applaud your way of thinking. I say start a petition or mission to have prostitution legalized so men everywhere can be happy.

By your logic, Ashley is the unsung hero of the millennium. Sort of a Civil Rights advocate of our generation. fark this reality show, we outta get her elected into office so she can do some real good work.
 
2008-07-09 10:37:58 PM
The First:By your logic, Ashley is the unsung hero of the millennium. Sort of a Civil Rights advocate of our generation. fark this reality show, we outta get her elected into office so she can do some real good work.

It's got little to do with being a hero. Most civil-rights protesters are unknown. They could have been child molesters or any sort of unsavory type of criminal. Those individuals broke the law on a number of occasions, but they were unjust, ridiculous laws not unlike laws against "prostitution." Prostitution is in quotes because laws against it make no sense. You can do the exact same act for free, but if someone gives you paper, you are a "whore."
 
2008-07-09 10:40:55 PM
Darvah Congah, you are a HOOKAH!

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2008-07-09 10:44:39 PM
I probably shouldn't admit this on Fark, but I kind of like She's Got the Look.
 
2008-07-09 10:51:30 PM
Superevil:waggz:How much does it cost to get on as a contestant?

Dignity


Ha, nice.

The First:Superevil:waggz:How much does it cost to get on as a contestant?

Why would you wanna be a contestant? She's prolly has more diseases then Paris and Lyndsay put together.


Not saying I would be on the show - only a hooker joke.
 
2008-07-09 11:01:39 PM
Suicidal Writer:You forgot "speaking Greek" ;)

Ha... sounds like you've visited my old company's "directory". Is Suicidal Writer your screenname on "BD" as well? ;)

We had an entire list of things "providers" couldn't say on our site. Greek definitely was one of those languages.
 
2008-07-09 11:21:34 PM
Suicidal Writer:
(ball-sucking, perineum-licking, cum-swallowing, etc)


You can say that on the Internet?!
 
2008-07-09 11:43:31 PM
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/quick and dirty
 
2008-07-09 11:44:42 PM
whoops, wrong thread.

/preview is my friend... gotta remember that.
 
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