Just here for the hot Persian chick pics.

/no Freddie Mercury please

But oddly, no bush for you

What about musical instruments, oh wait, there they are.

Protein supplement? o.0

bras, bull semen, and weapons

One of these things is more interesting than the others.

Gothmolly:Just here for the hot Persian chick pics.

/no Freddie Mercury please

Dammit. Freddie is a HERO! You shut your mouth.

bushels of bullshiat too

Everything a standing army needs to launch a full scale invasion. Why aren't we bombing the shiat out of them already?

Send Iran Bush please.

FTFA: The rules allow sales of agricultural commodities, medicine and a few other categories of goods. The exemptions are designed to help Iranian families even as the United States pressures Iran's leaders.

Oh noes! Teh ebil Bush. Obama! Obama!


*vomit

Now if only we could export the massive amounts of bull-shiat produced by his administration.

sunquaker:Protein supplement? o.0

saddam drank it to increase his virility

/made me gag just to type that

And who said they're not fun?

colonel_bob:Everything a standing army needs to launch a full scale invasion. Why aren't we bombing the shiat out of them already?

They'd actually attack back. We only like attacking countries that can only stand about a 3 day war.

/same reason we're not in N Korea

I so submitted this with a better headline.

/grumbles

I do miss those college days.

I've got some bull semen for Iran if they really want it.

/didn't RFTA

Don't taze me bra!

The question I couldn't get out of my mind is, "How much DOES a barrel of bull spunk cost?"

I don't see a problem here... we reach out to the people while opposing Iranian nuclear weapons. Of course it COULD be that we're shipping cigs/giving them cancer in a secret plot to ... let them sue big tobacco under a class-action suit that would make the state lawsuits look like pennies...

amazing_live_seamonkeys:

are you serious? At least Iran and N Korea have a nuke program and support terrorists. Now why exactly did we invade Iraq again?

I guess trashing the value of our dollar has a sliver lining!

Psumek:

colonel_bob:Everything a standing army needs to launch a full scale invasion. Why aren't we bombing the shiat out of them already?

They'd actually attack back. We only like attacking countries that can only stand about a 3 day war.

/same reason we're not in N Korea



/hotlinky ftw

Which wouldn't be so bad if the containers weren't labeled as "milk"...

There's nothing in the article about selling weapons. In fact, Bush signed a law to prevent the Pentagon from selling leftover F-14 parts, which several countries have been acquiring or trying to acquire. Furthermore, they're including products that were actually sold by Canada, such as the bull semen.

Psumek:amazing_live_seamonkeys:

are you serious? At least Iran and N Korea have a nuke program and support terrorists. Now why exactly did we invade Iraq again?

So, the US is interested in attacking all countries except weak ones who will fight back?

The only thing keeping the US out of war with Iran is their ability to resist the US military?

Hugo Chavez, is that you?

Does bull semen come from beef stroganoff?

/see what I did there, with the "strog" and the "off"

amazing_live_seamonkeys:Psumek:amazing_live_seamonkeys:

are you serious? At least Iran and N Korea have a nuke program and support terrorists. Now why exactly did we invade Iraq again?

So, the US is interested in attacking all countries except weak ones who will fight back?

The only thing keeping the US out of war with Iran is their ability to resist the US military?

Hugo Chavez, is that you?

So what's the reason then?

phlegmmo:"Well, it's steady work."

And that's why Fark is great.

No one would have bothered to click on that article if they had not listed "bull semen" out of the 15+ things in the article.

/Submitted this with a better headline.
//At least mine was funny . . .

In other news you can buy a f-14 for 2-4K. I assume that is not a flight worthy f-14. But still, how cool would that farker be sitting in the back yard. "Yeah Bob, got the jet the other day... how is that new riding mower? Two cup holders you say. That baby has variable geometry wings." Yeah, have fun, I'm gonna go shoot down a mig"

colonel_bob:Everything a standing army needs to launch a full scale invasion. Why aren't we bombing the shiat out of them already?

A little-known fact: the Allied troops carried massive amounts of bras and bull semen along with their weapons on D-Day, thus insuring a successful invasion. Tragically, many of these men were drowned in the English Channel due to being dragged down by the combined weight of their bull-semen-filled bras.

Cigarettes, bras, bull semen, and weapons. Sounds like the 4^th of July party I went to last weekend.


Seriously, does this surprise anyone. Halliburton has been dealing with Iran long before G.W. was in office. Heck, it was just a couple of years ago when Haliburton signed a contract to develop oil fields in Iran.

Psumek:amazing_live_seamonkeys:Psumek:amazing_live_seamonkeys:

are you serious? At least Iran and N Korea have a nuke program and support terrorists. Now why exactly did we invade Iraq again?

So, the US is interested in attacking all countries except weak ones who will fight back?

The only thing keeping the US out of war with Iran is their ability to resist the US military?

Hugo Chavez, is that you?

So what's the reason then?

What the hell are you talking about?

You said the only reason the US isn't in Iran is because they will fight back.

I say that is stupid.

You ask me why we are involved in a conflict in an entirely different country, as if that somehow justifies your specious reasoning.

What?

FTA: Last year, federal agents seized four F-14 fighter jets sold to domestic buyers by an officer at Point Mugu Naval Air Station, California, for $2,000 to $4,000 each, with proceeds benefiting a squadron recreation fund. When F-14s were new, they cost roughly $38 million each.

WTF!!!

EXPORT MORE WINE (new window)

Pujols:
colonel_bob: Everything a standing army needs to launch a full scale invasion. Why aren't we bombing the shiat out of them already?

A little-known fact: the Allied troops carried massive amounts of bras and bull semen along with their weapons on D-Day, thus insuring a successful invasion. Tragically, many of these men were drowned in the English Channel due to being dragged down by the combined weight of their bull-semen-filled bras.

Well, at least they died happy. Thats worth something, I think.

amazing_live_seamonkeys:

I say that is stupid.

You ask me why we are involved in a conflict in an entirely different country, as if that somehow justifies your specious reasoning.

What?

Fine I'll give ya that much. And not that the military only attacks countries that won't fight back, just always seemed like the reason we really went into the Iraq. My own personal conspiracy theory is we just wanted a war we could win...which turned out really really bad.

"I understand that these exports have increased," Gonzalo Gallegos, a State Department spokesman, said Tuesday when asked by reporters about AP's findings. "However, we believe that they are increasing to a segment of the population that we want to reach out to will pay us money..."

Psumek:Fine I'll give ya that much. And not that the military only attacks countries that won't fight back, just always seemed like the reason we really went into the Iraq. My own personal conspiracy theory is we just wanted a war we could win...which turned out really really bad.

Meh.

I think the reason we went to Iraq is because we were really that stupid and incompetent.

No need to complicate things.

America sent more cigarettes to Iran -- at least $158 million worth under Bush -- than any other product.

This makes complete sense. We're hoping they'll smoke themselves to death.


Top states shipping goods to Iran include California, Florida,

Well, I guess we know where the bull semen comes from.

amazing_live_seamonkeys

are you retarded?

Drakin020:I so submitted this with a better headline.

/grumbles

No, you can't have a greenlight

/Not Yours

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff