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(Now Magazine)   Jude Law's conquests appear to be getting younger. He's gone from toyboy to sugar daddy in the space of a couple of years   (nowmagazine.co.uk) divider line 66
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2008-07-07 10:20:07 AM
So what?
 
2008-07-07 10:29:14 AM
Whatever he does, I applaud him for not wearing a piece like every other bald actor. I'm looking at you, Daredevil.

Weird looking chick.
 
2008-07-07 10:34:17 AM
Younger and less attractive?
 
2008-07-07 10:34:24 AM
Child's Play.


Chucky's back
 
2008-07-07 10:37:14 AM
I wish I could be a sugar daddy. I would be more like a high-fructose corn syrup daddy.
 
2008-07-07 10:38:28 AM
img2.timeinc.net
 
2008-07-07 10:38:50 AM
Oh boy.. I know I will get shiat for this.. but that girl doesn't look attractive. She looks like a fat-faced doll..something about her eyes doesn't look right.
I'm sure she has a great personality however, and I bet she's a demon in the sack.
 
2008-07-07 10:40:02 AM
Jude is prettier than she is by a long shot.
 
2008-07-07 10:42:17 AM
Dr.Knockboots:Oh boy.. I know I will get shiat for this.. but that girl doesn't look attractive. She looks like a fat-faced doll..something about her eyes doesn't look right.
I'm sure she has a great personality however, and I bet she's a demon in the sack.


How about now?
www.stormmodels.com
 
2008-07-07 10:43:37 AM
el_loco_avs:Dr.Knockboots:Oh boy.. I know I will get shiat for this.. but that girl doesn't look attractive. She looks like a fat-faced doll..something about her eyes doesn't look right.
I'm sure she has a great personality however, and I bet she's a demon in the sack.

How about now?


She still scares me, that kewpie doll look has always frightened me.
 
2008-07-07 10:43:48 AM
el_loco_avs:Dr.Knockboots:Oh boy.. I know I will get shiat for this.. but that girl doesn't look attractive. She looks like a fat-faced doll..something about her eyes doesn't look right.
I'm sure she has a great personality however, and I bet she's a demon in the sack.

How about now?


Ummm... I don't think she looks airbrushed in real life.

She probably looks more like this...

www.globalgiants.com

/She is a bit odd looking.
 
2008-07-07 10:44:55 AM
I'm a sucker for the slightly odd looking girls myself though.
Christina Ricci and such.
 
2008-07-07 10:45:56 AM
the top half of her face is far too large for the bottom half of her face.
 
2008-07-07 10:46:19 AM
She has the "mutant" look. Britney spears has it. The eyes are set far apart, and the face is oddly shaped, with a tiny chin. She also has "the crazy" in her eyes.

Sharp, sharp knees too.
 
2008-07-07 10:46:25 AM
el_loco_avs:Dr.Knockboots:Oh boy.. I know I will get shiat for this.. but that girl doesn't look attractive. She looks like a fat-faced doll..something about her eyes doesn't look right.
I'm sure she has a great personality however, and I bet she's a demon in the sack.

How about now?


Weird looking chick + expensive lingerie + photoshop = weird looking chick you may want to have sex with, but is still farking unattractive.
 
2008-07-07 10:53:03 AM
Well. I'll keep her to myself then.


oh wait.



stupid jude law.. *grumble*
 
2008-07-07 10:53:07 AM
Cassata26:/She is a bit odd looking.

She looks like the girl from the Aerials video by System of a Down.


/Would still hit it.
//Her...not the girl from the video
 
2008-07-07 10:55:03 AM
YUCK

Hey Jude, refrain.
 
2008-07-07 10:59:18 AM
Cassata26:el_loco_avs:Dr.Knockboots:Oh boy.. I know I will get shiat for this.. but that girl doesn't look attractive. She looks like a fat-faced doll..something about her eyes doesn't look right.
I'm sure she has a great personality however, and I bet she's a demon in the sack.

How about now?

Ummm... I don't think she looks airbrushed in real life.

She probably looks more like this...



/She is a bit odd looking.


she is british, what do you expect?
 
2008-07-07 11:04:54 AM
Cassata26:el_loco_avs:Dr.Knockboots:Oh boy.. I know I will get shiat for this.. but that girl doesn't look attractive. She looks like a fat-faced doll..something about her eyes doesn't look right.

Ummm... I don't think she looks airbrushed in real life.

She probably looks more like this...

/She is a bit odd looking.


She's a ginger Bratz doll. I'm scared.
 
2008-07-07 11:07:32 AM
An tSaoi:She's a ginger Bratz doll. I'm scared.

ahhhhhhh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...!


Wheeeeeeeee!
 
2008-07-07 11:09:08 AM
There is no way that she can be that ugly in real life.

She must just look ugly in pictures.

Or her body and personality are just so amazing that they compensate for her face. But I doubt it.
 
2008-07-07 11:13:19 AM
Her body seems to be a perfect 10 to me O_O
 
2008-07-07 11:17:43 AM
I have recently seen poorly photographed nudie pics of Lily Cole in the Boobies tab, so I am getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2008-07-07 11:20:28 AM
Always the young girls....

An tSaoi:She's a ginger Bratz doll. I'm scared.

Well, sir! I am getting a kick that yours is the Weeners that has made me cackle today!
 
2008-07-07 11:22:31 AM
Sarcastica75:Well, sir! I am getting a kick that yours is the Weeners that has made me cackle today!

You're probably not the first person to laugh at his weener.
 
2008-07-07 11:27:41 AM
asia.cnet.com
 
2008-07-07 11:29:34 AM
I like the hair and from the neck down but that face just isn't human ...
 
2008-07-07 11:31:20 AM
She's Botticellic.
 
2008-07-07 11:32:37 AM
el_loco_avs:Her body seems to be a perfect 10 to me O_O

More like

O_ 0
 
2008-07-07 11:37:55 AM
I hate to goddomit fronk this thread, but damn, that chick keeps getting creepier. Her mouth just keeps shrinking.
 
2008-07-07 11:41:05 AM
A lot of successful models are a little wonky looking. Good for her for taking her big bobble head and turning a profit with it in a strictly superficial industry.
 
2008-07-07 11:41:07 AM
her nakid pictures are arousing.
 
2008-07-07 11:41:37 AM
Fetal alcohol syndrome does some weird shiat to people's heads.
 
2008-07-07 11:46:34 AM
Hi I'm Lauren:A lot of successful models are a little wonky looking. Good for her for taking her big bobble head and turning a profit with it in a strictly superficial industry.

That's not wonky, thats full on Weeble. Her head looks like a dreidel.
 
2008-07-07 12:02:02 PM
OK, so, she does look odd at first glance. But I would get used to it.
 
2008-07-07 12:15:42 PM
fozziewazzi:

But I would get used to it.

I imagine once that soft hair spill across your naked thighs as those cherubic lips part in warm sighs to let loose a darting tongue qualms would settle. Other things would rise.
 
2008-07-07 12:16:14 PM
Black Lagoon:el_loco_avs:Her body seems to be a perfect 10 to me O_O

More like

O_ 0


i lold!
 
2008-07-07 12:19:04 PM
She looks like a Mark Ryden painting.
 
2008-07-07 12:21:51 PM
PeppermintHippo:

She looks like a Mark Ryden painting.

I'll be damned, she does (new window to an artist I'd never heard of before).
 
2008-07-07 12:22:03 PM
el_loco_avs:Dr.Knockboots:Oh boy.. I know I will get shiat for this.. but that girl doesn't look attractive. She looks like a fat-faced doll..something about her eyes doesn't look right.
I'm sure she has a great personality however, and I bet she's a demon in the sack.

How about now?


Photoshopping makes anyone look better.
 
2008-07-07 12:22:23 PM
fozziewazzi:OK, so, she does look odd at first glance. But I would get used to it.

Her face is loathsomely redolent of spheres and dimensions apart from ours.
 
2008-07-07 12:26:49 PM
Farkin'round:Photoshopping makes anyone look better.

Oooh, a CHALLENGE.
 
2008-07-07 12:27:02 PM
www.pauldavidson.net
 
2008-07-07 12:31:12 PM
It's a streetlight.
 
2008-07-07 12:36:32 PM
I think that when I am famous and need a sex scandal to juice my career, I am going after Tera Patrick. I am just not into the baby doll face of this girl.

/Body looks good though.
 
2008-07-07 12:45:15 PM
El_Swino:Sarcastica75:Well, sir! I am getting a kick that yours is the Weeners that has made me cackle today!

You're probably not the first person to laugh at his weener.


LOLs, so cause I typed Boobies, it changed it to Weeners. That's dirty!

/actually, I thought that phrase got filtered only if someone typed it as an actual 1st comment.
 
2008-07-07 12:47:23 PM
LOLs.

So "1st comment" changes to Boobies? That's dirty too. Same deal, tho. I only thought the filter worked if it was the actual 1st, 1st, 1st.

An tsaoi, I was not laughing at your sausage. I was laughing at your comment and it was the 1st to make me laugh on Fark today.
 
2008-07-07 12:53:03 PM
The bottom half of her face is too small. Is she the offspring of two double cousins who run a goose farm in Norfolk?
 
2008-07-07 12:56:45 PM
UberDave:I wish I could be a sugar daddy. I would be more like a high-fructose corn syrup daddy.

I'd be a Splenda Daddy. Or is that a Splendaddy???
 
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