hey, you're back.

Dad?

Fark, that is.

and w/o sidebars or ads...waaaaaitaminute...something ain't right....

John Lennon??

Man I hope I never fark up and do something like this. He barely did anything wrong and ends up on TSG! I'm throwing that Easter Bunny costume away as soon as I get home from work.

Ocean City= Red Neck Riveria

John Lennon??

My second thought

The only thing he did wrong was drink Natty lite. It's not his fault he couldn't afford a more expensive high. He is just a freelance Santa after all.

Ocean City sucks. So does Virginia Beach, for that matter.

I thought Jerry Garcia was dead...

Very scary ! Not only was he drinking Nattie Light (surprise ), but they guy is actually Jerry Garcia ! Was he missing a finger, enquiring minds want to know !

mmm... yellow, golden, foamy substance with the distinct odor of an alcholic beverage...

Wait, Nat Light. Yuckers

"The tipsy Pierce--who apparently works as a freelance Santa--first told cops that he was drinking water, but later admitted to swigging some Natural Light."

I think he's got a point there- if he was previously drinking real beer, then he probably thought that he had a cup of H2O in his hand.

Oh c'mon, i only clicked that link to see SANTA's mugshot.....why don't those cops have a sense of humor? leave him in the costume!

These Smoking Gun guys are amazing. Barely read about the story, they've got the dude's mugshot online. Simply unbelievable.

The tipsy Pierce--who apparently works as a freelance Santa--first told cops that he was drinking water, but later admitted to swigging some Natural Light.

Water. Natural Light. Same Difference.

Both have the same taste and alcohol content.

OK people,
We have 3 weeks to bust Santa out of jail and SAVE CHRISTMAS!!!

It's a good thing people get arrested for having open alcohol in public. Otherwise, the USA would end up just like most of Europe, where liberal attitudes towards drinking in public have led to massive alcoholism, crime-ridden streets, collapse of morality, and everything being covered in vomit.

JJ from TSG here.


Hey, we PRAYED that mug shot had our friend clad in his Santa outfit. Alas, we were crushed with that Sgt. Pepper-out-of-uniform look. At least the guy returned our phone call, identifying himself as "Santa Claus." He was naughty, but nice.

Laws like that are just stupid.

he looks like a HAPPY santa!

HAHAHA Otoscope, that was funny.

JJ, good work anyway. (I'm kissing up in case I forget to throw that Easter Bunny costume away and get caught doing something stoopid).

What should we do with a drunken santa
What should we do with a drunken santa
What should we do with a drunken santa
Early in the morning.


(Now, is it just me, or does he look like HPZ?)

Santa, if you bring me $1 million for christmas I will buy you a case of Natural Light.

What...no Brad Pitt beard comparison pics yet?

Thank Gh#d they got this heinous criminal off the streets!
I sure sleep better knowing I'm protected from monsters like this! The arresting officer should be given a medal for bravery! Yessir!

the banner at the top looks more like santa

Take him, shake him, try to wake him,...
Give him lashings with a rope end,
Bathe his wounds in salty semem,
Sling him in the long boat till he's sober,
Pull out his tongue and piss him all over,
Put him below until he's sober,
Yank his hose and wet him all over,
Shave his scrotum with a rusty razor,
Send him up the crow's nest until he falls down,
Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under,
That's what we'll do with the drunken santa.

I wouldn't let my child anywhere near his knee

holy horsenuts! how could they arrest christmas? does thing mean there wont be any presents this year?

i sure hope rudolph comes up with a clever plan to break him outta there! ya im stoned

in other news, cops can't spell worth a shiat.

What if John Lennon and Robbin Williams mated?

Ho ho farking ho, what a crock of shiat,
we all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit,
he gets all the accolades while we work in the snow,
stick ya Christmas up ya arse, ho ho farking ho!