Monkeypillow:What do people do for free when they're bored? Fark.

/Not speaking from experience
//Is virgin

I love virgins.
And Dallas.

As a girl with kin from Indiana, I can pretty much say that I wouldn't be here if there was more to do than fark out there.

Monkeypillow:ollin:

Oh, and I were to generalize, I could call you a weaboo. You seem like the kind of guy you'd see hanging around at an anime convention cosplaying.

/NTTAWWT
//Has several friends into anime
///Watches it on Adult Swim occasionally

Ya know, I've thought about it a couple of times, but I just don't have the motivation to take it to those lengths. Hats off to those who do though, well, at least the ones who do (and wear) their costumes well.

/Never been to a convention
//What was this thread about again?

1 year old has a girlfriend? he is a champ.

/he should have the next one on me

Rearden:EsteeFlwrPot:Why cant we force sterilization on stupid people again?

I've thought about this too. But as much as I hate stupid people, I reluctantly accept the fact that they have basic human rights. So forced sterilization is out.


Here's my plan: Offer a lifetime supply of cigarettes and a bunch of lottery tickets in exchange for sterilization. The beauty of this scheme is that it would strongly appeal to morons, while being of little value to intelligent but cash-strapped people (poor college students, etc.) who we want to reproduce. Plus the free smokes would hasten their demise.

No no Rearden, Estee, there is this valley i know of...

$

/Rearden should know
//Who is John Galt?

ollin:
Ya know, I've thought about it a couple of times, but I just don't have the motivation to take it to those lengths. Hats off to those who do though, well, at least the ones who do (and wear) their costumes well.

/Never been to a convention
//What was this thread about again?

My friend went to one dressed as the medic from TF2. He used red rubber dish-washing gloves and built a replica medi-gun.

/Do you think I'm arrogant?
//Hard to tell with Fark

Hoosier-dom...

/Hoosier

all this time and no mentioning of the wonderful, lazy place that is Muncie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FUr4jNS1_k (just watch it)

People are using this to argue for forced sterilization? This? This guy is a saint compared to people I know. It's Indiana we're talking about people. I'm pretty confident you can find a better example of worthless drunk in Indiana than this without even crossing the street.

He's headed here (new window)

Monkeypillow Quote 2008-07-04 11:11:31 PM

worthlessjuan:according to who, you?
Myself, and most every adult in my life. My peers don't always think so, because they're shortsighted and focused on getting laid.

worthlessjuan:yeah, who the Fark cares
I do. Because I perform well in school, I'm retaining valuable knowledge that I can apply to a career. I plan on becoming an engineer. Do you think I'd be capable of that if I chose to sleep through physics?

worthlessjuan:you asked what is wrong with eugenics, moran, or please tell me you were just trolling, that is your only hope.


It got a rise out of you didn't it? But I really was hoping for insight, not personal attacks. I like to hear what others have to say.

worthlessjuan:You state moral reasons . . . what is that?

Killing people is wrong? It'd be nice if only those capable of raising children chose to do so, but that is not the case. I don't support eugenics because, besides its immorality, it's an utter waste of my time. I'm far better off living my own life and letting others choose to live theirs how they see fit.

worthlessjuan:the problem is, what are the cut criteria.

Exactly. The "ideal" is arbitrary. There's no sole determining factor. I figure life will sort itself out, as seen numerous times on Fark.

/Take everything I say with a grain of salt, please; my posts are not always well thought out
//The Internet is serious business


OK, Monkeywhatever . . . I just picked on you because it was easy and the 4th fireworks are over and I am bored. I am an engineering manager, don't know if you would make the cut, maybe, we usually don't fark with newbie egos until they have been in the world for maybe three months, some make it, some get rotated forever (in the name of training for management that they never get to, sorry, real life, not PC). If they don't look panicked when challenged with a real world situation sometimes, then I know they don't understand the problem and they are headed for rotation.

I don't think I made a personal attack except by using your Fark name, it was the basic principle I was contending with, moral versus freedom of which I considered the moral aspect an immature statement. However, you still think it is a moral thing ("killing people is wrong?" and "waste of my time") and don't see the freedom aspect, Oh well.

Eugenics was an American concept at one time then it was taken over by another authority that justified all sorts of bad stuff (don't want to Godwin the thread). It can never be considered an option. Mr. Hawkings might disagree with you also about physical condition.

So, peace Monkeypillow. Just remember that one of the WORST attributes of an accomplished engineer is ego and a sense of superiority. There are plenty of good and capable people who don't realize the world is just a whole bunch of different forms of energy.

Surprise! Simple statements get surprise responses.

Oh, and what is serious about the interwebthingee? No need to answer.

scavenger

Thanks for my summer desktop

/fat guy
//trying

What's his Fark handle?

/obvious

Up until they are about 15 to 18 months old, babies LIKE beer. In other parts of the world, they give them beer in small amounts to make them sleep better, particularly when they are teething.

Here in the USA, any mention of giving beer to babies will send people into fits of rage. Especially in suburbia.

After, which, he promptly got the living shiat slapped out of him, I hope.

What a bag of fail.

My freshmen year roommate has baby pictures of her drinking. Damn if she didn't grow up to be a drunk whore.

varmitydog:Up until they are about 15 to 18 months old, babies LIKE beer. In other parts of the world, they give them beer in small amounts to make them sleep better, particularly when they are teething.

Here in the USA, any mention of giving beer to babies will send people into fits of rage. Especially in suburbia.

It was more the "punched his girlfriend in the face, stole her car, while drunk and threated to kill her and a child".

worthlessjuan:and don't see the freedom aspect, Oh well.

I see the freedom aspect. Suppressing people's ability to procreat infringes on their freedoms.

worthlessjuan:ego and a sense of superiority

I don't think I exhibit either, but if that's the vibe I'm giving off, I could stand to change.

worthlessjuan:If they don't look panicked when challenged with a real world situation sometimes, then I know they don't understand the problem and they are headed for rotation.

So they're supposed to panic?

Some Indiana man: "Have a beer."
His one year old nephew: "Screw beer. Need boobs."

I've had one person after another tell me in no uncertain terms - and even highly vitriolic terms - that eugenics is TEH EVIL!! ("'Cause Hitler supported it" - by which reasoning painting, homosexuality, dogs, clothing, writing and various other mundane and harmless things become evil).

If you have a choice between allowing people to procreate willynilly passing on their horrible genetics that code for miserable agonizing diseases to future generations and thus creating a future of genetically induced misery and interdicting procreation save to those who had good genes and who stood a good chance of being a good parent... why would you choose a future of misery? With a eugenics program in place, we could abolish most genetic disorders, Christian idiocy, and for the most part bad parenting - which is passed down from one generation to another (most people who abuse their family come from abusive families) - in a matter of a few decades. Without eugenics, it will take ages for humanity to improve the gene and meme pool - and that's if we don't destroy ourselves before that should happen. Opposition to eugenics makes NO sense.

The only problem with a eugenics program that I can see is that people are selfish retards with virtually zero philosophical and ethical understanding who treat children as if they were expendable articles the purpose of whose existence were their enjoyment; if the government were to take away their "right" to procreate, you'd suddenly see the revolution that is long overdue (the right thing for the wrong reasons).

So explain to me how procreation is a right... I would love to hear that. If you are, say, a midget and you know that there be a good chance that should you procreate, you child should likewise be a midget, then going ahead and having the kid for the sake of YOUR happiness and YOUR satisfaction is tantamount to accosting someone on the street, punching him in the face, and mugging him - only much worse, since "vertical impairment" stays with one for the entirety of his life making him miserable throughout.

People use children as implements for the amelioration of straitened marriages and boring dull unfulfilling lives and this is why they oppose eugenics. They don't want to lose their trump card, their emergency source of fulfillment. But according to the ethics upon which all (good) U.S. law is founded, procreation should NOT, NOT, NOT be a right - no more than it should be a right to murder, assault, or rob from people.

Drug use should, however, and also physician-assisted suicide. (Two issues very near and dear to my heart, since living in this shiatty world with morons who don't have the slightest understanding of anything nor the vaguest feelings of altruism is farking miserable.)

Monkeypillow:srtpointman:What's a virgin?

It means I'm non-alcoholic.

Son, that's no way to go thru life not having either.

Sounds like the only reasonable thing to do, given the circumstances.

(psycho logic)

fanbladesaresharp:Monkeypillow:srtpointman:What's a virgin?

It means I'm non-alcoholic.

Son, that's no way to go thru life not having either.

Sober and pure is no way to go through life, son.

Monkeypillow Quote 2008-07-04 11:56:21 PM

worthlessjuan:If they don't look panicked when challenged with a real world situation sometimes, then I know they don't understand the problem and they are headed for rotation.

So they're supposed to panic?


Wow, you really are inexperienced.

No, they are not supposed to actually "panic", they do need to show an appreciation of the gravity of the situation and that it is really a challenge that calling Prof. Whoever will not solve. It is you, you must put it together and do it and you know by the description that it will be something they never specifically taught you in school, you will have to apply your education and talent (if you have any).

Once you get into it, it is fun. But if you do not immediately realize the implications, you are a newbie, or a loser. Experienced people respond with questions immediately about how to solve obvious associated situations, newbies who realize the gravity look worried (panicked), clam up and go think about it, then come with questions, goodness. Rotation candidates say "no problem" and go off and waste budget.

Happy 4th (new window)

I call shenanigans, Richie Valens died fifty years ago...

And that, kids, is how the White Trash Marathon was born.

worthlessjuan:Wow, you really are inexperienced.

I'm not even done with high school. I've yet to experience a lot.

worthlessjuan:they do need to show an appreciation of the gravity of the situation

That makes more sense. I tend to take things rather literally.

worthlessjuan:you will have to apply your education and talent (if you have any).

That's true of any real situation. By the way, is "if you have any" meant to be disparaging?; It sounds that way.

Monkeypillow Quote 2008-07-05 12:01:41 AM

Sober and pure is no way to go through life, son.


Hey, I definitely agree here. You are at risk of no life insurance payoff for whoever because you never lived.

worthlessjuan:Hey, I definitely agree here. You are at risk of no life insurance payoff for whoever because you never lived.

What?

It's_A_Farking_Secret:
Have you seen some of the women these guys are with? She's either fat, ugly, both, or a total drama queen with issues. It is rare indeed any of these losers are dating some Megan Fox look alike with the brains of Einstein and no children/bipolar issues.

Let's not forget abused as a child and addicted. Ugly, drama queen, immature, retarded, insane, promiscuous, junkie, farked up childhood, massive self esteem problem. You see a girl with a guy like that and you can bet she hits at least three of those. Sure, sometimes she's really great looking and has a decent job but then you know she's going to be an insane drama queen with massive self esteem problems.

FTFA: MUNCIE, Ind.

All you need to know. I lived there for 6 years a decade ago, and I still have to scrub extra daily so the stench doesn't come back. The only surprise is that the girlfriend objected.

/Hoosier

ambercat:It's_A_Farking_Secret:
Have you seen some of the women these guys are with? She's either fat, ugly, both, or a total drama queen with issues. It is rare indeed any of these losers are dating some Megan Fox look alike with the brains of Einstein and no children/bipolar issues.

Let's not forget abused as a child and addicted. Ugly, drama queen, immature, retarded, insane, promiscuous, junkie, farked up childhood, massive self esteem problem. You see a girl with a guy like that and you can bet she hits at least three of those. Sure, sometimes she's really great looking and has a decent job but then you know she's going to be an insane drama queen with massive self esteem problems.

Gee...a lot of victim blaming going on here tonight.

Hey let's not forget the douche who punched her...mkay?

Being crazy or a drama queen or having a history of abuse doesn't excuse this dude.

Monkeypillow Quote 2008-07-05 12:32:23 AM

worthlessjuan:you will have to apply your education and talent (if you have any).

That's true of any real situation. By the way, is "if you have any" meant to be disparaging?; It sounds that way.


Not meant personally towards you, just general and based on experience. Lots of people think they have talent and guess what, it never shows. I was talking as a hiring and managing manager, IE, I have to live with my decisions. You know, there are TV shows (I think) about "so you think you have talent or can sing, or can dance or whatever"

If you are still in HS, I bow to your ambition and wish you the best. Now I feel like I've abused a child. Not a good feeling and I'm sorry, but you have held up your end of the plank well and it seems you have great potential. Again, I wish you the best and we may meet without knowing our Fark relationship, that sounds weird I know. But this is FARK.

Monkeypillow Quote 2008-07-05 12:34:26 AM
worthlessjuan:Hey, I definitely agree here. You are at risk of no life insurance payoff for whoever because you never lived.

What?


You'll get it someday.

I aaaalmost gave it the Hero tag, but I'm a sucker and wanted it to go green.

/subby, from Indiana

Indiana man, huh? The girlfriend's luck he didn't bust out the whip.

zobear:
Gee...a lot of victim blaming going on here tonight.
Hey let's not forget the douche who punched her...mkay?
Being crazy or a drama queen or having a history of abuse doesn't excuse this dude.

Meh, he just hit a woman. Call me when he hits an actual person. :p

WTF no punchline?

Good try on that failure headline subby,

/-0

srtpointman2008-07-04 09:12:56 PM

What's a virgin?

Quite a bit more
Than a regular whore.

/what???

Theft, lies, violence and domestic unrest.

Is there anything they can't do?

He actually came back?

This guy is going to darwin himself.

Uncle Dad?

No hero tag?

mepiget:The only problem with a eugenics program that I can see is that people are selfish retards with virtually zero philosophical and ethical understanding who treat children as if they were expendable articles the purpose of whose existence were their enjoyment; if the government were to take away their "right" to procreate, you'd suddenly see the revolution that is long overdue (the right thing for the wrong reasons).

I can't find the source for it now, but I remember a quote that in the worst of times children are about the only asset the poor have as hope for the future. You take that away from them and yes, they will revolt, because they will have nothing more to live and work for. Of course, this was in the time when children were also free labor and the only form of 'social security' for the elderly. Also, most "poor" people didn't spend their non-working hours in front of the tv or video game with a beer in their hand.

/if anyone can find that quote I'd love to know where it was from
//thinking American or French revolutionary times

Eugenics? Why not? How about we drop a nuclear (nukular in muncie)cholorinated bomb on that town? Get the students from Ball State outta there first.

If you've never been there, you wouldn't know that it is the white trash capital of Indiana. 90% of the people there are white trash. Doubt me? Take a little trip there. You'll be getting back on I69 faster than you got off of it.

Need names of people? Pickup the local phone book.

sounds like another night at my house

I'm just amazed that a 1-year old even has a girlfriend to punch in the face after getting drunk. And don't get me started on the fact she's old enough to have a kid!