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(Some Guy)   Indiana man gave beer to his 1-year-old nephew, "he's a champ, he can handle it," then punched his girlfriend in the face when she objected and sped away in her SUV, threatening to kill her and her daughter when he returned   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 152
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2008-07-04 05:47:41 PM
Little pink houses, for you and me.
 
2008-07-04 05:51:41 PM
Sounds like a keeper.
 
2008-07-04 05:51:57 PM
Wow. Makes me glad to be gay.
 
2008-07-04 06:03:56 PM
Why cant we force sterilization on stupid people again?
 
2008-07-04 06:04:51 PM
Beer. What can't it do?
 
2008-07-04 06:05:30 PM
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
 
2008-07-04 06:07:19 PM
A true role model for the new generation.
 
2008-07-04 06:18:21 PM
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2008-07-04 06:22:00 PM
Great start for the kid.
 
2008-07-04 06:29:14 PM
... I thought at least part of that headline was satire, but ... nope.
 
2008-07-04 07:53:21 PM
img1.fark.net
 
2008-07-04 09:00:05 PM
Dammit, this is no way to honor Jesse Helms.

Wait a minute...yes it is.
 
2008-07-04 09:08:35 PM
Just like every SUV driver that ever lived. It's not news, it's Fark.
 
2008-07-04 09:08:42 PM
a354.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

//approves
 
2008-07-04 09:09:00 PM
'round here, we call this a regular weekday.
 
2008-07-04 09:09:04 PM
Yeah, but what's this act called?
 
2008-07-04 09:10:14 PM
...it's a national holiday....
 
2008-07-04 09:10:41 PM
EsteeFlwrPot:Why cant we force sterilization on stupid people again?

Because many stupid people are poor. Poor people can't afford many popular forms of entertainment.

What do people do for free when they're bored? Fark.

/Not speaking from experience
//Is virgin
 
2008-07-04 09:11:33 PM
Dad? (Uncle Dick?)
 
2008-07-04 09:12:02 PM
"he's a champ, he can handle it,"

Must have given him Bud.

/got nothin'
 
2008-07-04 09:12:40 PM
tortilla burger:Yeah, but what's this act called?

I came here for this. Leaving happy
 
2008-07-04 09:12:56 PM
Monkeypillow:EsteeFlwrPot:Why cant we force sterilization on stupid people again?

Because many stupid people are poor. Poor people can't afford many popular forms of entertainment.

What do people do for free when they're bored? Fark.

/Not speaking from experience
//Is virgin


What's a virgin?
 
2008-07-04 09:13:31 PM
And the neighborhood psychiatrists and psychologists start taking wagers on who, in the future, will be the first to see the daughter.
 
2008-07-04 09:14:38 PM
Man, could practically hear the crickets and banjos while reading that story.
 
2008-07-04 09:15:26 PM
www.robotchicken.org

He's a CHAMPION?
 
2008-07-04 09:16:41 PM
tortilla burger:Yeah, but what's this act called?

came here for this. almost missed it. nicely played.
 
2008-07-04 09:17:23 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
2008-07-04 09:18:07 PM
yeah, thats indiana

/will be back there when the fall semester starts
 
2008-07-04 09:18:28 PM
srtpointman:What's a virgin?

It means I'm non-alcoholic.
 
2008-07-04 09:18:31 PM
I see most people haven't been to Indiana in this thread. they have public service announcement billboards telling people not to beat their spouses, that guns are dangerous, and not to be alcoholic.

you can FEEL the desperation. it is truly a depressing place.
 
2008-07-04 09:19:22 PM
Sounds reasonable to me.
 
2008-07-04 09:19:51 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope:Wow. Makes me glad to be gay.

'Cause gay folks never punch each other in the face?
 
2008-07-04 09:20:36 PM
What a LOVELY human being!

/Let's forcibly sterilize him.
//www.backcountrygear.com
Sporks for everyone!
 
2008-07-04 09:21:36 PM
EsteeFlwrPot:Why cant we force sterilization on stupid people again?

That's eugenics and, well...
I don't know why not, ok?
 
2008-07-04 09:21:59 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope:Wow. Makes me glad to be gay.

Looking for one of these fine specimens for yourself? Glad you found inspiration.
 
2008-07-04 09:23:06 PM
mathmonkey:That's eugenics and, well...
I don't know why not, ok?


Sounds good to me. Why is eugenics considered bad, again?
 
2008-07-04 09:23:37 PM
I assume "He's a champ" was slurred to sound like "ars virgin eee chump" and that struck a sour note with the young lady.
 
2008-07-04 09:25:56 PM
How come all these woman-punching alcoholic dirtbags seem to have a girlfriend? Are there that many women willing to settle for human sludge as companions?
 
2008-07-04 09:26:42 PM
Sounds like they are marginally less Springer-esque than my neighbors.
 
2008-07-04 09:30:10 PM
img74.imageshack.us

Alabama Man moved to Indiana? Who knew?
 
2008-07-04 09:30:47 PM
Eugenics is essentially racist.
 
2008-07-04 09:31:45 PM
wait, this is important. what kind of beer?
 
2008-07-04 09:32:08 PM
jjorsett:How come all these woman-punching alcoholic dirtbags seem to have a girlfriend? Are there that many women willing to settle for human sludge as companions?

Some women settle too early, I guess. She could do much better, in my opinion.

/Would never talk to, much less live with or date, someone like that.
 
2008-07-04 09:32:39 PM
Quasi-Concious Racist Wordsmith:Just like every SUV driver that ever lived. It's not news, it's Fark.

That's just about the stupidest comment I've seen all farking day.

Go play with Prius calculator, dork.
 
2008-07-04 09:33:10 PM
sjschoo:The Aristocrats!

Damn! you beat me to it! =)
 
2008-07-04 09:35:37 PM
jjorsett:How come all these woman-punching alcoholic dirtbags seem to have a girlfriend? Are there that many women willing to settle for human sludge as companions?

There's no easy answer. Sociologists and psychologists don't agree.
 
2008-07-04 09:37:22 PM
Stay right there. I'm going to go get some more beer, so I can get drunk enough to kill you. Be right back. Stay right there!
 
2008-07-04 09:37:24 PM
jjorsett:How come all these woman-punching alcoholic dirtbags seem to have a girlfriend? Are there that many women willing to settle for human sludge as companions?

Yes. Limited choices, low self-esteem, lack of education to name a few reasons. When you feel like dirt and someone treats special for once you cling to it.
 
2008-07-04 09:38:04 PM
The aristocrats!
 
2008-07-04 09:40:04 PM
sjschoo

NOOOOOO!!!
 
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