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2008-07-03 12:20:36 PM
That list was worthless.

www.mytvisonfire.com
 
2008-07-03 12:21:35 PM
Anyone else unconsciously read it as "Our Favorite Canadian Lesbians"?
 
2008-07-03 12:21:45 PM
They have Carrie-Anne Moss there but not Mike Myers?
 
2008-07-03 12:23:29 PM
Off the top of my head:

Ryan Gosling
Tricia Helfer
Wendy Crewson
Bruce Greenwood
Gordon Pinsent
Nicholas Campbell
Neve Campbell
 
2008-07-03 12:25:34 PM
Ryan Gosling. He should be numbers 1-10.
 
2008-07-03 12:26:15 PM
Missing from the list.

Hot chick off of Entourage

Emmanuelle Chriqui

i185.photobucket.com
 
2008-07-03 12:26:37 PM
moralpanic:They have Carrie-Anne Moss there but not Mike Myers?

You say that as if some error has occured.
 
2008-07-03 12:26:57 PM
Callum Keith Rennie
Ryan Gosling
 
2008-07-03 12:31:01 PM
No Neve, but Pam Anderson makes it?

For shame.
 
2008-07-03 12:31:49 PM
By geez - those blowhard Yanks are having a go at us today!
Did the loonie fly over & shiat on the greenback again?
 
2008-07-03 12:32:57 PM
These guys
i205.photobucket.com
and this guy
i37.photobucket.com
 
2008-07-03 12:34:30 PM
Leslie Nielsen
Glenn Ford
Brendan Fraser
Christopher Plummer
Kiefer Sutherland and his dad Donald
Fay Wray
Robert Goulet
Michael FARKIN Ironside

to name a few

--be seeing you
 
2008-07-03 12:39:46 PM
Onkel Buck:These guys

I used to really love News Radio. It was even OK after Hartman died. But I can't believe how old Dave Foley looks now.

It's weird because he still has a young face, but he gained weight and his hair turned gray. He looks like one of those kids with the fast-aging disease.
 
2008-07-03 12:40:46 PM
www.aceshowbiz.com

Raised in New Zealand but born a Canuck
And actress that I long to ... engage with in long term mutually satisfying acrobatic carnal pursuits.
 
2008-07-03 12:42:33 PM
Someone please post the pic of Evangeline Lily
 
2008-07-03 12:47:12 PM
cowsspinach:Missing from the list.
Hot chick off of Entourage
Emmanuelle Chriqui



also, Hot chick off of "Two and a Half Men"
Emmanuelle Vaugier
www.bobx.com
 
2008-07-03 12:47:52 PM
oldfarthenry:By geez - those blowhard Yanks are having a go at us today!
Did the loonie fly over & shiat on the greenback again?


Congrats on being the first Canadian i've seen call American's, Yanks. Usually the rest of the world calls Canadians the same (for god knows why).
 
2008-07-03 12:49:54 PM
SherKhan:Raised in New Zealand but born a Canuck
And actress that I long to ... engage with in long term mutually satisfying acrobatic carnal pursuits.


I knew that was you before I knew it was you if you know what I mean.
 
2008-07-03 12:54:38 PM
sn0wblind:Congrats on being the first Canadian i've seen call American's, Yanks.

What? Have you been in a coma or something?
Every Canuck (affectionately) calls them Yanks.
 
2008-07-03 12:55:35 PM
puckhead:

I think I just my sacre blew

emocomputerjock

I'm not just nothing if not predictable, I'm nothing and predictable.
 
Byn
2008-07-03 12:56:47 PM
Uhhh... Will Arnett?
 
2008-07-03 12:57:15 PM
www.indianland-museum.ch
 
2008-07-03 12:57:37 PM
PowerSlacker:That list was worthless. Totally came in here to say the same thing. How could you possibly leave off Shatner? The author is a farking idiot.

SherKhan:Raised in New Zealand but born a Canuck
And actress that I long to ... engage with in long term mutually satisfying acrobatic carnal pursuits.


That's a shame. Because I'd rather just fark the living daylights out of her, and find interesting new uses for her Oscar.

knumbersix:How could we forget


and





Can totally forget the first one, but the second, mmm, maybe a Paquin/JFC/Cuthbert sandwich might be in order.

/Would hit them like the fist of an angry God
//Wait...
 
2008-07-03 01:00:31 PM
So many fine actors coming from such a small country, all tucked away down there...
 
2008-07-03 01:01:17 PM
usera.imagecave.com

Callum Keith Rennie. Shows up mostly in Canadian stuff.
 
2008-07-03 01:05:50 PM
Eugene Levy
Rick Moranis
Dave Thomas
Andrea Martin
Graham Greene

and Mary freaking Pickford!

/get off my lawn, ya hoser?
 
jgi
2008-07-03 01:09:58 PM
How hard can it beeee! Zzzz! We'll see who gets more honey!
 
2008-07-03 01:10:49 PM
CowboyNinjaD:I used to really love News Radio. It was even OK after Hartman died. But I can't believe how old Dave Foley looks now.

It's weird because he still has a young face, but he gained weight and his hair turned gray. He looks like one of those kids with the fast-aging disease.


THIS -a thousand times over. I truly cannot believe the change in his appearance. He looks like what you described....or also like a middle-aged woman lesbo that had a sex change procedure and is now a man. I'm serious, check it out.

I am really thinking that he had some sort of illness or something.
 
2008-07-03 01:11:30 PM
oldfarthenry:sn0wblind:Congrats on being the first Canadian i've seen call American's, Yanks.

What? Have you been in a coma or something?
Every Canuck (affectionately) calls them Yanks.


Don't know where. I've lived in Canada for the last 10 years and haven't heard it.
 
2008-07-03 01:14:34 PM
I'm disappointed in you, Farkers.
 
2008-07-03 01:15:46 PM
This should have been in my previous post

www.blogcadre.com
 
2008-07-03 01:16:46 PM
I was going to be flip and say Nicole deBoer and Nikki Clyne, but when they ignore Shatner, then the list is useless.

/Mary Pickford FTW!
 
2008-07-03 01:17:58 PM
puckhead:cowsspinach:Missing from the list.
Hot chick off of Entourage
Emmanuelle Chriqui


also, Hot chick off of "Two and a Half Men"
Emmanuelle Vaugier


note to self: meet more girls named emmanuelle.
 
2008-07-03 01:18:35 PM
owlpellets.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-07-03 01:19:24 PM
and ...

l.yimg.com
 
2008-07-03 01:25:32 PM
What about the entire cast of DeGrassi?
 
2008-07-03 01:31:14 PM
knumbersix:and ...

If you aren't a girl, you need to DIAF

Oh, and one other person: Norm MacDonald
 
2008-07-03 01:36:20 PM
How could they forget the King of Canucks?

www.radiosonic.fm
 
2008-07-03 01:41:27 PM
mtman900:knumbersix:and ...

If you aren't a girl, you need to DIAF

Oh, and one other person: Norm MacDonald


I'm not a girl. However, I do NOT watch the show for which that photo was taken. I became aware of (and impressed with) Oh long before she got that gig. I just wanted to choose a pic that most of the great unwashed would recognize.

Death wish revoked?

And ...
i98.photobucket.com
 
2008-07-03 01:46:13 PM
To the imbecile that posted the picture of Sandra Oh:

You should be removed from fark.

Thank you.

Signed,

A heterosexual male, who will now pour bleach into my eye sockets.
 
2008-07-03 01:50:25 PM
Tissot:To the imbecile that posted the picture of Sandra Oh:

You should be removed from fark.

Thank you.

Signed,

A heterosexual male, who will now pour bleach into my eye sockets.


I bet you like mayonaisse on your white bread, too. There's a whole wide world of women out there who don't look like Barbie, you know.

--be seeing you
 
2008-07-03 01:52:56 PM
That article should've been subtitled "I Looked at the Wikipedia Entry for Famous Canadians and Then Wrote Stunningly Obvious Blurbs for the Ones I've heard Of." Where do I apply for the job of writing useless crap like this?
 
2008-07-03 01:54:16 PM
Yes, there are also women who look like a barbie that was left in an oven.
 
2008-07-03 01:55:39 PM
knumbersix:Tissot:To the imbecile that posted the picture of Sandra Oh:

You should be removed from fark.

Thank you.

Signed,

A heterosexual male, who will now pour bleach into my eye sockets.

I bet you like mayonaisse on your white bread, too. There's a whole wide world of women out there who don't look like Barbie, you know.

--be seeing you


Nice try....but her hideousness has nothing to do with her ethnicity - if that is what you are insinuating in your highly racist comment.

And you are lucky that you wont really be "seeing me", as you put it.
 
2008-07-03 01:58:29 PM
Notice most of them are comedians/from a comedic background?
 
2008-07-03 01:58:33 PM
Atomic Jonb:Yes, there are also women who look like a barbie that was left in an oven.

www.ahajokes.com

First thing I thought of.

To each his own.
 
2008-07-03 01:59:27 PM
Martstar:That article should've been subtitled "I Looked at the Wikipedia Entry for Famous Canadians and Then Wrote Stunningly Obvious Blurbs for the Ones I've heard Of." Where do I apply for the job of writing useless crap like this?

THIS

I stopped taking the article seriously after I read the following about Jim Carrey: His slapstick and over-the-top humor is most apparent in...well...everything he does!

I like Jim, don't get me wrong. But this broad writes like she's writing for Teen Beat or some stupid thing
 
2008-07-03 02:00:27 PM
Tissot:knumbersix:Tissot:To the imbecile that posted the picture of Sandra Oh:

You should be removed from fark.

Thank you.

Signed,

A heterosexual male, who will now pour bleach into my eye sockets.

I bet you like mayonaisse on your white bread, too. There's a whole wide world of women out there who don't look like Barbie, you know.

--be seeing you

Nice try....but her hideousness has nothing to do with her ethnicity - if that is what you are insinuating in your highly racist comment.

And you are lucky that you wont really be "seeing me", as you put it.


Where's the Internet Tough Guy image when you need it? Lighten up, Francis. I'd fark her; ypu wouldn't. Get over it.

--be seeing you
 
2008-07-03 02:02:35 PM
Former Lee Warmer:No Neve, but Pam Anderson makes it?

For shame.


Eh, she's had a more significant career as an actor than Michael Fox, who was a bit player in everything he did with the exception of back to the future, in which he... didn't really act with any facility.

I'm not really sure why he gets so much play in the news -- Christopher Reeve effect, I guess. Feed the kitten-racing column of the news and they'll take care of you.
 
2008-07-03 02:07:10 PM
knumbersix: Lighten up, Francis. I'd fark her; ypu wouldn't. Get over it.

Oh - I get it - you're gay. Sorry.
 
2008-07-03 02:08:05 PM
Tissot:Oh - I get it - you're gay. Sorry.

Get a room
 
2008-07-03 02:17:01 PM
phuque you subby

may you die a slow and painful death
 
2008-07-03 02:17:11 PM
How could they have left out Kristin Kreuk??
 
2008-07-03 02:18:30 PM
leftymcrighty:Tissot:Oh - I get it - you're gay. Sorry.

Get a room


You must be a canadian.
 
2008-07-03 02:21:09 PM
I see the Shatner got mentioned. Then I don't have to.

So I'll just post some canuck hotness then, shall I?

i320.photobucket.com
i320.photobucket.com
i320.photobucket.com
 
2008-07-03 02:34:00 PM
Zmog:I see the Shatner got mentioned. Then I don't have to.

So I'll just post some canuck hotness then, shall I?


Is photo #2 Reiko? I thought that she was a Yank.
 
2008-07-03 02:34:36 PM
www.bank-b-gone.com

Bruno Gerussi and Robert Clothier must be on the list.
Chief Dan George, well added above, noted with respect.
 
2008-07-03 02:43:30 PM
I_Love_Cheesecake: Is photo #2 Reiko? I thought that she was a Yank.

Jewel Staite. What is a Reiko, and where can I get one if it looks like that?
 
2008-07-03 02:46:02 PM
braintrust.friendemies.com

And at least half of the rest of the cast of BSG (including bit parts and guest stints in that tally).

--be seeing you
---just plain bored with Tissot
 
zz9
2008-07-03 02:46:30 PM
Dr. FrisbeeHow could they have left out Kristin Kreuk??

Excellent point.
img62.imageshack.us
 
2008-07-03 03:10:31 PM
As FARK's official #1 Canucklehead, I think it important that I wiegh in on a few things:

1) The 'Shat' clearly needs to be on the list, in fact - he should number #1.
2) You also need Mary Pickford, Tommy Chong, and SCTV alumni - unless of course it is geared towards today's audience - then clearly Mike Myers should be on the list, despite some poor career choices as of late.
3) Americans are 'YANKS' - any Canadian knows that.
4)I could go on forever with additions - but just off the top of my head: Mr Dressup, Al Waxman, Eugene Levy .. ah forget it, I could be here all day.

Are you qualifed to even have an opinion? Find out HERE.
 
2008-07-03 03:20:20 PM
I'm not impressed. At first, I thought it might turn out to be a good list, but by the time it got to Michael J. Fox it had become quite shaky.
 
2008-07-03 03:43:47 PM
You are 92% Canucklehead! 

You rock, eh? I bestow upon you the title of honourary (note the 'u) Canucklehead! Have a 6-pack of icy-cold Canadian beers and an order of pountine for a job well done. CHEERS!

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SAWEEET!
 
2008-07-03 03:48:14 PM
No Paul Gross?!

Hot guy in a RCMP uniform with his pet wolf ring any bells?!
 
2008-07-03 04:11:11 PM
Ricky
Julian
Bubbles
Lahey
 
2008-07-03 04:31:06 PM
Wow, what a crap list. Whoever said it appears the alleged "writer" simply read a list of Canadian actors and profiled the ones she'd heard of was bang on.

William Shatner
Kiefer Sutherland
Donald Sutherland
Christopher Plummer
Sandra Oh
Ryan Gosling
Sarah Polley
Bruce Greenwood
Evangeline Lilly

I could go on...

Oh, and this:
Eh, she's had a more significant career as an actor than Michael Fox, who was a bit player in everything he did with the exception of back to the future, in which he... didn't really act with any facility.

I'm not really sure why he gets so much play in the news -- Christopher Reeve effect, I guess. Feed the kitten-racing column of the news and they'll take care of you.


...is probably one of the dumbest things I've read this week. For Love or Money? The Secret of My Success? The American President? Teen Wolf? The Frighteners? Casualties of War? How about being the star of not one but two successful sitcoms? I'm not saying the guy's acting was in any way Oscar worthy (though I always thought he was skilled at providing pathos), but to claim that he was only a 'bit player' in all but the Back To the Future films is completely retarded on all levels.
 
2008-07-03 04:41:15 PM
www.b12partners.net

Bob: How'd dey forget us?
Doug: Dunno, buncha hosers.

/Take off
 
2008-07-03 05:01:52 PM
puckhead:Emmanuelle Vaugier

This thread desperately needs more pictures of her.
 
2008-07-03 06:44:15 PM
It's nice to see they shook things up a little by mentioning well-loved but underexposed actors like Michael J. Fox.
 
2008-07-03 07:15:47 PM
Obviously the gal who wrote the ScarPuss article probably drank a few too many Coors Lights (by the way now Canadian owned)

So many added by the Farkers and more worthy...I mean Pam Anderson is not exactly known for her acting ability....and judging by some of the photos on here not exactly the top canuck eye candy either

Not sure if these had been mentioned but here goes...

Nichael Cera
Ellen Page
Lorne Greene

How about some others...not exactly actors
Peter Jennings
Paul Shafer

I am sure there are others not mentioned
 
2008-07-03 07:31:01 PM
Kiefer. America's last line of defence is a Canadian export.
 
2008-07-03 08:11:27 PM
Did someone say Canadian lesbians?


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0168987/

Karyn Dwyer FTW.
 
2008-07-03 08:50:01 PM
Our Favorite Canadian Thespians.List is so short, they had to dig up a couple of dead guys and add a hot chick with Hep-C a chick that was hot 20 years and 10 boobjobs ago. . .with Hep-C

FTFY Subby
 
2008-07-03 10:10:45 PM
zz9:This thread desperately needs more pictures of her Kristen Kreuk.

No, just added.
 
2008-07-03 11:17:42 PM
Corey Haim
 
2008-07-04 03:23:54 AM
You just don't KNOW they're Canadian. There's a difference. Canadians have been infiltrating the US in entertainment and news right from the git go, but you don't hear them parading their heritage.

WE LOOK JUST LIKE YOU!

/muhahaha.
 
zz9
2008-07-04 09:03:53 AM
zz9 (deleted: Broken image)

What? No fair! It worked! I swearz it!
 
zz9
2008-07-04 09:53:53 AM
img385.imageshack.us

/Rehosted.
 
2008-07-04 11:27:16 AM
Sarah Chalke?
 
2008-07-04 07:30:55 PM
You are 53% Canucklehead! 

You are Jim Carey. We can only look back on your proudest moments but you have little to be embarrassed about. You cannot quite hang with the Canuck Crew but we will allow you into Tim Hortons at least. (Try the Maple Dip, mmmmmmm.)

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