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(Daily Mail)   Christian pub owners are dropped by brewery for not allowing customers to swear -- so they do the only logical thing and barricade themselves inside the pub and refuse to leave   (mailonsunday.co.uk) divider line 95
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2008-07-03 10:17:46 AM
That's real Christ-like.
 
2008-07-03 11:28:48 AM
AAAALLLLLLL Together now!

If your religion makes you unable to do your job, you need a new job or a new religion.

This means YOU, Mr. Christian pharmacist who doesn't want to sell contraceptives.

And YOU, Mr. Muslim cab driver who doesn't want to drive someone carrying booze or pork.

And YOU, Mr. Scientologist psychologist.
 
2008-07-03 11:39:11 AM
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2008-07-03 11:43:04 AM
fark that shiat
 
2008-07-03 12:25:24 PM
Everybody wins!
 
2008-07-03 12:25:39 PM
beer masada ?sic

didn't rtfa
 
2008-07-03 12:25:45 PM
well to be fair, if you are going to barricade yourself somewhere...
 
2008-07-03 12:26:11 PM
No swearing in the pub?

Good luck with that.
 
GOB
2008-07-03 12:27:11 PM
what kind of farking shiat is that? I would never patronize any venue that censors me. Censorship is farking bullshiat.
 
2008-07-03 12:27:20 PM
Why does god hate free-speech?
 
2008-07-03 12:28:04 PM
Britons not swearing? Why that's like asking Americans to not be patronizing, sweaty, gargantuans of bad taste.
 
2008-07-03 12:28:40 PM
Wait, so what's the difference between a pub owner and a Brewery? Is this like a feudalism thing?
 
2008-07-03 12:29:04 PM
They've been barricading themselves from logic for long enough.

/zing!
 
2008-07-03 12:29:09 PM
GOB:what kind of farking shiat is that? I would never patronize any venue that censors me. Censorship is farking bullshiat.

www.teamdrunkottawa.com
 
2008-07-03 12:29:12 PM
Could God create a swear word so vulgar that he himself wouldn't dare say it?
 
2008-07-03 12:30:04 PM
And look at the article number.
 
2008-07-03 12:30:09 PM
what_now:AAAALLLLLLL Together now!

If your religion makes you unable to do your job, you need a new job or a new religion.

This means YOU, Mr. Christian pharmacist who doesn't want to sell contraceptives.

And YOU, Mr. Muslim cab driver who doesn't want to drive someone carrying booze or pork.

And YOU, Mr. Scientologist psychologist.


Right on, bro! Same goes for those whose lifestyles interfere with their jobs, like gays in the military.
 
2008-07-03 12:30:11 PM
"Don't you blaspheme! Don't you blaspheme in here! You can leave without your whole--fried--chickens and without your dry--white--toast..."
 
2008-07-03 12:30:39 PM
A drinker said: 'Every local was barred from swearing. How can you have a pub where you are not allowed to swear? It was madness.


MADNESS!

/I know I was mad as hell!
 
2008-07-03 12:31:23 PM
Well, it's as logical as deciding that Jeebus cared whether someone said "shiat".
 
2008-07-03 12:31:39 PM
therhinodep:what_now:AAAALLLLLLL Together now!

If your religion makes you unable to do your job, you need a new job or a new religion.

This means YOU, Mr. Christian pharmacist who doesn't want to sell contraceptives.

And YOU, Mr. Muslim cab driver who doesn't want to drive someone carrying booze or pork.

And YOU, Mr. Scientologist psychologist.

Right on, bro! Same goes for those whose lifestyles interfere with their jobs, like gays in the military.


How does being gay interfere with a career in the military? What is he going to keep tripping over his gay?
 
2008-07-03 12:31:41 PM
Since most pubs are owned by the breweries, their recent action makes sense. However, drinking, swearing, gambling, darts, snooker, prostitution, satan worship, human sacrifice are all normal pub activites. WTF were they thinking????
 
2008-07-03 12:31:48 PM
Well, I guess they thought since they'd banned smoking in the pubs, they'd skip ahead a bit and ban offensive speech as well.

/Next: darts
 
2008-07-03 12:32:05 PM
FTFA:A drinker said: 'Every local was barred from swearing. How can you have a pub where you are not allowed to swear? It was madness'

i193.photobucket.com
 
2008-07-03 12:32:28 PM
Old_Chief_Scott:"Don't you blaspheme! Don't you blaspheme in here! You can leave without your whole--fried--chickens and without your dry--white--toast..."

"We're on a mission from God."
 
2008-07-03 12:33:18 PM
We all now that you should be able to farking swear all damn night in a shiatty pub. I still find it hilarious that we farkers and farkettes tend to be against censorship yet the fark filters do censor. I understand the Boobies and Weeners filter: Punish people that want to say that they had posted or commented first. However sometimes the filter is weird.

Ex: trafficoontil
 
2008-07-03 12:33:44 PM
Old_Chief_Scott:"Don't you blaspheme! Don't you blaspheme in here! You can leave without your whole--fried--chickens and without your dry--white--toast..."

Whaddaya want fer nuthin', Rubber Biscuit?
 
2008-07-03 12:33:52 PM
Morton_toes: It was madness. MADNESS!

Their mum was so house-proud - nothing ever slowed her down, and a curse was not allowed.
 
2008-07-03 12:34:30 PM
They barricaded their selfs in the upstairs flat?

Ok. Leave them there. Who cares.

deus-ex-machinima.net
 
2008-07-03 12:34:38 PM
Robert1966:Well, it's as logical as deciding that Jeebus cared whether someone said "shiat".

Apparently, while he was busy turning water to wine, walking on water, making fishes from loaves, and healing the lepers, he also washed plenty of folks' mouths out with soap.
 
2008-07-03 12:34:47 PM
Wait.. what the... a bar owned by conservative christians? Isn't that Satan teaching a sunday school class?
 
2008-07-03 12:35:12 PM
Some one should just roll up there with a large sound system and blast the late great George Carlins 7 words...then the Deftones song 7 words....over and over clear that mess right up
 
2008-07-03 12:35:24 PM
Bars are a special place.

You arent going into one to find God or have some skewed sense of Morality driven into you.

You are going into a bar to get completely farked up, eat greasy food, smoke cigarettes, and feel normal for a few hours.

Need to have more brewpubs in the United States..
 
2008-07-03 12:35:27 PM
That's some fail right there. Why run a business where there is an obvious conflict of interest with your beliefs?

In the UK many pubs are owned by the brewery and the "landlord" is actually a tenant. Scaring customers off with godbothering sounds like a sure-fire way for the landlord to get evicted by the brewery.

Maybe they should have bought a freehouse. Then they could godbother every single customer who walked in for the first and last time at their own expense, not the brewery's.
 
2008-07-03 12:35:59 PM
Mayor Bee:FTFA:A drinker said: 'Every fookin local was barred from fookin swearing. How can you fookin have a fookin pub where you are not allowed to fookin swear? It was fookin madness'

FTFY
 
2008-07-03 12:36:05 PM
Dark OverlordSince most pubs are owned by the breweries, their recent action makes sense. However, drinking, swearing, gambling, darts, snooker, prostitution, satan worship, human sacrifice are all normal pub activites. WTF were they thinking????

Sounds like my local. You forgot worshipping graven images though. Wouldn't be a good evening out without a bit of graven image worship.
 
2008-07-03 12:36:21 PM
i149.photobucket.com
That'll quiet those tight-arsed twatters then!
Barmaid, try not to get yer tits in me pint this time.

Oh - and BOLLOCKS!
 
2008-07-03 12:36:35 PM
Sending in a few lions would solve this problem old school.
 
2008-07-03 12:37:12 PM
I say that when uptight Jesus freaks start barricading themselves indoors, it's a good start.

Hopefully this will catch on and I'll be able to gamble, commit adultery, and engage in wanton acts of sodomy without having some busy-body telling me I'm going to hell for having fun and enjoying life.
 
2008-07-03 12:40:06 PM
Single White Male:I say that when uptight Jesus freaks start barricading themselves indoors, it's a good start.

Hopefully this will catch on and I'll be able to gamble, commit adultery, and engage in wanton acts of sodomy without having some busy-body telling me I'm going to hell for having fun and enjoying life.


well, we can dream, anyway...

/theres no end to doing good.
//hates do-gooders
 
2008-07-03 12:41:33 PM
What's wrong with a pub that outlaws swearing? There's a place here that does that and everyone pretty much enjoys it.
 
2008-07-03 12:42:25 PM
dofus:What's wrong with a pub that outlaws swearing? There's a place here that does that and everyone pretty much enjoys it.

Chuck E. Cheese?
 
2008-07-03 12:42:35 PM
Single White Male:I say that when uptight Jesus freaks start barricading themselves indoors, it's a good start.

Hopefully this will catch on and I'll be able to gamble, commit adultery, and engage in wanton acts of sodomy without having some busy-body telling me I'm going to hell for having fun and enjoying life.


Plus, you'll be able to do all those things and more in the middle of the street. Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

/Turns on the garden hose and waits.
/Like dogs in heat. Like dogs in heat.
 
2008-07-03 12:42:56 PM
47 is the new 42:We all now that you should be able to farking swear all damn night in a shiatty pub. I still find it hilarious that we farkers and farkettes tend to be against censorship yet the fark filters do censor. I understand the Boobies and Weeners filter: Punish people that want to say that they had posted or commented first. However sometimes the filter is weird.

Ex: trafficoontil


rent nuclear
 
2008-07-03 12:43:31 PM
IXI Jim IXI:dofus:What's wrong with a pub that outlaws swearing? There's a place here that does that and everyone pretty much enjoys it.

Chuck E. Cheese?


You haven't spent much time with kids lately have you?

/Potty mouth is too tame an expression.
 
2008-07-03 12:43:31 PM
LukeA:47 is the new 42:We all now that you should be able to farking swear all damn night in a shiatty pub. I still find it hilarious that we farkers and farkettes tend to be against censorship yet the fark filters do censor. I understand the Boobies and Weeners filter: Punish people that want to say that they had posted or commented first. However sometimes the filter is weird.

Ex: trafficoontil

rent nuclear


It used to filter that.
 
2008-07-03 12:43:40 PM

docwizz


beer masada ?sic


I guess the Taco Bell equivalent would be carne masada.
 
2008-07-03 12:43:41 PM
Does the bible specifically say you can't say things like fark, shiat, cum guzzling whoreface and darn?
 
2008-07-03 12:43:44 PM
GOB:Censorship is farking bullshiat.

i41.photobucket.com
 
2008-07-03 12:45:00 PM
Oh Jesus Farking Christ...

/whut?
 
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