is it bad that I now have detachable penis(the song) in my head

it wasn't in the medicine cabinet

Roughly 50 comments, and nothing about the kung-fu grip???

/Y'all doin' it wrong.
//Or I missed it.
///In which case, I did it wrong.

Photographic evidence.

You hate me cause I got what you need,
A pretty little daughter that we call mixie, and,
If you wanna get beat physically
It will be over in a minute if ya

So she told me to come over and I took that trip
And then then she pulled out my mushroom tip
And when it came out, it went drip drip drip
I didnt know she had the g.i. joe, kung foo grip

And it went - uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound- it went uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound

taurusowner:10$ says the guy still gets in trouble and the chick gets off.


Figuratively speaking of course, it always about "her".

towatchoverme:The wilder the ride, the tighter the grip.

Of course, in my case, we're talking about the log flume, at best.

Dude, you never go log flume to mouth.

off him.

Not off of him.

The "off" is not "of" him at all.

fernt (slatted chair pic)

I got your reference, I was thinking of the same thing!!

taurusowner:10$ says the guy still gets in trouble and the chick gets off.



Maybe...but he was hoping to "get off'.

Robert1966:When you marry someone named Sadine, you should expect things like this.

I red that as Sardine in the headline. It made things a little more interesting.

//Not that this situation needs it.

StoneyBologna:Well I use Mac/Linux...:I've never hit a woman before, and not to get all internet tough guy, but I have to believe that if this happened to me, I would just instinctively punch my wife square in the jaw.

I was having sex with a girl once and she was on top. She was riding me pretty hard and I had a feeling she was eventually going to mess up. I briefly wondered if it were etiquette to hit her if she caused harm to my phallus.

She did. She missed and slammed down her body down on my wang with a lot of force. Nothing was damaged.

I held back and didn't punch her across the room.

That, my friend, is what is known as the "Door-Stop".

/BWAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMPPPHH

Snort:She sounds a little hard up for some penis action.

hah!

/i am too.
//no, not really.
///penis

Chaosdawn 2008-07-03 12:31:56 PM
Snort:She sounds a little hard up for some penis action.

hah!

/i am too.


how YOU doin?

Defleshed:towatchoverme:The wilder the ride, the tighter the grip.

Of course, in my case, we're talking about the log flume, at best.

Dude, you never go log flume to mouth.

Today's "Spittake Award" goes to Defleshed!

/Oh well, it's not MY monitor!

Dustyscarnival:She sounds a little hard up

Link (new window)

Not really sure if she was hard up but certifiably farked up instead.

/sounds like a great home to be in for family gatherings

MUST see mug shot

Chaosdawn:Snort:She sounds a little hard up for some penis action.

hah!
/i am too.


You have qualities that I require in a mate

/poor vision

"Well you can yank me
And you can crank me"

/well, maybe not from a 53 yr old Floridian
//lyrics obscure???
///Anyone else here ever have Heather Locklear's hand cup their scrotum?
////Back when she was cute.

That's some tug job.

Actually, depending on the man, you could be doing it right

Some people pay good money for that.

I don't get it, my husband likes it when I do this!

Sadine Harris, 53, of Lorraine Drive, is charged with felony domestic battery

How do you pronounce that name? Let's see, if Sade the singer pronounces her name "shar-day", does that mean that Sadine is pronounced "shar-deen"?

/If my name sounded like I was named after a canned fish I might go nuts, too.

JoeJitsu:Sadine Harris, 53, of Lorraine Drive, is charged with felony domestic battery

How do you pronounce that name? Let's see, if Sade the singer pronounces her name "shar-day", does that mean that Sadine is pronounced "shar-deen"?

/If my name sounded like I was named after a canned fish I might go nuts, too.

Um, the canned fish is sar-deen. Not shar-deen.

Sadine. The name kinda' says it all.

Johnson grabbin'
The Markee de Sharday

Sid Deuces:"Well you can yank me
And you can crank me"

"but don't you wake me up,
and don't you thank me"

/well, maybe not from a 53 yr old Floridian
//lyrics obscure???

Nothing is obscure on FARK.com.
Now go pretend your face is a Maserati.

///Anyone else here ever have Heather Locklear's hand cup their scrotum?
////Back when she was cute.

Do tell.

When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draws near to deliver her husband out of the hand of him who strikes him, and puts forth her hand, and takes him by the secrets; then you shall cut off her hand, your eye shall have no pity.

Hmm, different situation... close enough though?

feckingmorons:Cop: Ma'am let go of the penis or we will tase you.
Cop: Ma'am this is your last warning, let go of the scrotum or we will be forced to tase you.
Husband: Tase her bro!


So if you are clamped on to someone's johnson or Balzac and the cops tase you does the gentleman on whose procreative appendages you have clutched get a second hand taze?

I hope never to find out personally/

No. The current doesn't flow that way; there are vid's of the tasee(?) being grabbed with no effect.

fta: The first time, Harris told them there was no disturbance, just "an (expletive) inside her husband's room," according to the report.

what do you suppose that expletive was?

Were they able to reattach her hand at the hospital?