submitter:Police responding to a domestic disturbance "had to pry Sadine's fingers off of his his genitals and force her off of him"

Remember when they had to pry Eddie Murphy's fingers off of her his genitals?

Sadine Harris, 53, of Lorraine Drive, is charged with felony domestic battery

That is usually when they hit the second round of crazy.

You go, Florida tag!

FTFA:Lawmen charged her for violating Florida statute "by jumping on (her husband), grabbing his genitals and pulling them."

Fortunately, the wife and I have never been to Florida together. I didn't realize that was a crime.

Lawmen charged her for violating Florida statute "by jumping on (her husband), grabbing his genitals and pulling them

That's one specific statute.

She's the chairman of the National Genital Association.

"From my cold, dead, hands!!"

The wilder the ride, the tighter the grip.

Of course, in my case, we're talking about the log flume, at best.

does anyone else wonder if she said this to the cops?


You will have to pry his genitals from my cold dead hands!

Around my house, we call that "foreplay".

Well, we've all been there before.

reading the first paragraph made me wince, and the testicles, they'd retract of they could

oh god, what'd he do to deserve that?

i couldn't read anymore

I would like a transcript of the 911 call

/approves

Damn you SpaceyCat you may have won this round.....

Did anyone actually read the article?

Deputy Eric Feeney wrote. The husband "had to pry Sadine's fingers off of his his genitals and force her off of him," he added.

Apparently not the Submittard

um ... "ow, my balls"?

I've never hit a woman before, and not to get all internet tough guy, but I have to believe that if this happened to me, I would just instinctively punch my wife square in the jaw.

misleading headline, the cops didn't have to pry her hands off anything.

Maybe she just wanted a weiner to go?

I like to call that Tuesday around our house.

A woman busted into a bedroom, grabbed her husband's genitals and pulled as hard as she could before he pried her off

Sounds like Saturday night at my house.

Well I use Mac/Linux...:I've never hit a woman before, and not to get all internet tough guy, but I have to believe that if this happened to me, I would just instinctively punch my wife square in the jaw.

I'd grab on to her farking nipple and twist it like there was no tomorrow.

/usually does the trick
//usually.

jesus honey, just ask.

Coronach:Lawmen charged her for violating Florida statute "by jumping on (her husband), grabbing his genitals and pulling them

That's one specific statute.

Yup. It was passed after the Great Women's Suffrage Nutgrab of '11. Most folk don't know they never repealed it, even after we gave them the vote.

FTFA: "A woman busted into a bedroom, grabbed her husband's genitals and pulled as hard as she could before he pried her she got him off, lawmen said after they arrested her."

FTFY
Since when is a little rub 'n' tug a crime?

From her cold, dead fingers.

/dirty hotlinking

UberDave:It sounds like she had a chair-like grip on his nads.

help, my testicles are stuck in my wife, and i can't get them out, help!?

isn't that something i'd want?

well, not a deathgrip but still

10$ says the guy still gets in trouble and the chick gets off.

She sounds a little hard up for some penis action.

When you marry someone named Sadine, you should expect things like this.

At least she didn't use her stilettos.

It not often that you find a broad who can drive `stick'.

Talk about having him by the balls.

Sounds like a Saturday night at Tyee's

Well I use Mac/Linux...:I've never hit a woman before, and not to get all internet tough guy, but I have to believe that if this happened to me, I would just instinctively punch my wife square in the jaw.

I was having sex with a girl once and she was on top. She was riding me pretty hard and I had a feeling she was eventually going to mess up. I briefly wondered if it were etiquette to hit her if she caused harm to my phallus.

She did. She missed and slammed down her body down on my wang with a lot of force. Nothing was damaged.

I held back and didn't punch her across the room.

I'm not normally pro-firing squad, but... KILL HER!!!

lol article name:

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/husband_9151___article.html/harris_genitals.h tml

Savage Belief:A woman busted into a bedroom, grabbed her husband's genitals and pulled as hard as she could before he pried her off

Sounds like Saturday night at my house.

That's why I quit coming over.