Naked fatties make baby Jeebus cry.

Sounds like a wager.

Meh. Wearing clothes to go swimming doesn't make a whole lot of sense, any way.

Though I have to admit I wouldn't strip down around any one I know, either.

Clothing optional sounds great in theory. In reality, however... well.... remember people... 75% of Americans are obese.

The Mediterranean in South France is nice, though. Cap d'Agde is awsesome.

> 3. Would you be interested in purchasing your condo with the addition of a clothing optional pool?

Where do I sign?

The Kissimee, Fla.-based American Association for Nude Recreation, which represents about 270 clubs and resorts in North America, estimates that more than 90 percent of its 50,000 members are older than 35.

That is all.

Get off my lawn - no - wait, come back. Give me a minute to go get my glasses.

Meh. It's all just meat anyways. What's the big deal? heaven forbid you see parts of the anatomy that 50% of all humans have.

I've just got one question: Which one of you farkers is going to bring me the 2 cups of coffee and half-dozen donuts? :)

The only problem with nude pools/beaches/etc is that the people that frequent them are not the type of people you'd want to see naked. Hot chicks? They go somewhere else, or wear clothing.

/otherwise how would they control you?

I'd move there in a heartbeat! All nudists are totally hot and in shape, and the girls kiss and stuff.

sarcastrophe:In reality, however... well.... remember people... 75% of Americans are obese.

It's not quite that bad.

Only about 30 percent of Americans are obese. About 65% are overweight.

30% is still ridiculously high though.

I have a nude pool. My bath.

Pocket Ninja:I wouldn't mind a nude pool, but I'll be damned if I'll walk around wearing a picture of some guy in a fedora on my ass.

a hat on your ass? Wouldnt that make it an asshat?

Why is it that people who insist on being naked are the same ones that have no business being naked?

fluffy2097:Meh. It's all just meat anyways. What's the big deal? heaven forbid you see parts of the anatomy that 50% of all humans have.

ORLY?

Which would you rather see lounging nekkid at your pool.



or

I just remembered i'm Catholic. It's a sin to get all nekid.

Bag of Hammers:Which would you rather see lounging nekkid at your pool.

I bet in the next frame of the fatty pic, she's suddenly sitting flat on the floor, and the stool has ...disappeared.

This just in, nudists are usually people no one in their right mind would actually want to see nude.

Kyosuke:Wow, the Consumerist is really running out of things to biatch about, aren't they.

I think this one is a pretty valid complaint. I don't care if the owners of the property want to switch to being completely nude. My problem is that they won't let people out of their leases despite the change.

Those people didn't sign up for "Fatty McAss and his Naked Friends Viewing Hour" to be played outside their poolside windows every day. They should be allowed out of their leases without penalty.

Isn't it a coincidence that the dudes with micropenis are always the first to raise the "ZOMG, fat people might be naked" alarm?

Amazing coincidence.

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baka-san:I would be a nudist if I wasn't afraid my peener would get sunburned.

You could shield it with a thimble. :)

RabidCanary:baka-san:I would be a nudist if I wasn't afraid my peener would get sunburned.

You could shield it with a thimble. :)

Oh SNAP

Farkie von Farkenstiel:I've just got one question: Which one of you farkers is going to bring me the 2 cups of coffee and half-dozen donuts? :)

Please refer to my "Tripod" comment in the next thread down...

/cream and two sugars, right?

Wait, er, oh it's okay. That would be two cups, one girl.

I was worried for a minute there...

Spongebob Plaid Pants:Farkie von Farkenstiel:I've just got one question: Which one of you farkers is going to bring me the 2 cups of coffee and half-dozen donuts? :)

Please refer to my "Tripod" comment in the next thread down...

/cream and two sugars, right?

Giggity!

sseye:Isn't it a coincidence that the dudes with micropenis are always the first to raise the "ZOMG, fat people might be naked" alarm?

Amazing coincidence that my BMI is over 29.

FTFY

Back in high school we'd get a group together and go skinny dipping

The guys anyway, were fit onto one of two groups

Bankwalkers or quikdivers

Bag of Hammers:Which would you rather see lounging nekkid at your pool.

the first one - next to her, I'd look really good!

count me in as someone who'd rather swim without any clothing and doesn't care too much about what the other people look like.

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That was much funnier than I expected

/where do you get these wonderful images?

SandmanEsq:ku4a:> 3. Would you be interested in purchasing your condo with the addition of a clothing optional pool?

Where do I sign?

Yeah ... the catch is, 99% of nudists are folks you generally do not want to see naked in the first place.

Wait 'til you get to 50, basement-dweller, then revisit this thread.

Yeah, a lot of folks are lardasses, but as you age, you realize that there are still some pretty hot women around that only carry an extra 10 or 20 lbs on their gorgeous frames. Extra poundage like I carry around, not gorgeously, however.

You live in the present, but ya gotta look to the future.

Sorry about the nudie pics in my profile.

H_is_for_Heretic:The Kissimee, Fla.-based American Association for Nude Recreation, which represents about 270 clubs and resorts in North America, estimates that more than 90 percent of its 50,000 members are older than 35.

Children (those younger than 35) not raised with nudity cannot maturely handle nudity.


They either grab their dink and exhibit themselves sexually in public, or they pretend to vomit at the sight of heavy/ugly naked people.

Most people finally grow up by 35 and can relax around naked people and get on with their lives. Not everyone, of course, but most.

Would it be inappropriate if I washed my frank and beans while I was in the pool? It would save me a bath on Sundays.

Spongebob Plaid Pants:Wait, er, oh it's okay. That would be two cups, one girl.

I was worried for a minute there...

That's exactly the reason you're on my faves list. You're hilarious. :)