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(So Good)   Kid sets up Facebook group vowing to eat all 12 McDonald's value meals if 100,000 people join the group. 100,000 people join. He makes his attempt to eat all 12 meals and   (sogoodblog.com) divider line 210
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2008-07-01 10:48:52 AM
So why don't I give him credit for 10 out of 12 meals? Because he rode the media wave that So Good created for him, yet when I tried to get an interview, he told me to e-mail him questions, but then never responded. Tsk. Tsk.

Translation:

My blog sucks so bad that even this guy who eats stuff won't give me an interview.
 
2008-07-01 11:01:07 AM
I coulda done this, brah.
 
2008-07-01 11:02:22 AM
ha. i did this with Wendy's dollar menu.. admittedly smaller. but yeah.

yea its an x-e ripoff.

http://www.uglypersonsface.com/wendys/
 
2008-07-01 11:39:14 AM
and no one cares.
 
2008-07-01 11:50:02 AM
FTFA: * Note: I have never met Ryan Giesel. I do not have evidence to back up some of my statements, particularly those about him hooking up with a lot of fat chicks. But these statements COULD be true. I mean, they probably are. Let's just say that I have no way of disproving them. Theoretically, it might not have even been a bunch of fat chicks, it might have been, like, a FLOOD of fat chicks. Or just a few. Either way, we can all agree they were most likely fat.

What's this guys Fark handle?
 
2008-07-01 12:05:09 PM
No one cares about your stupid, farking blog
 
2008-07-01 12:14:02 PM
The google video had a nice puking scene near the end.

It was worth it.
 
2008-07-01 12:46:06 PM
Son, you can't go through life quitting every time the going gets tough.
 
2008-07-01 01:28:56 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2008-07-01 01:34:09 PM
.....drops dead of a stroke ?
 
2008-07-01 01:34:53 PM
farked
 
2008-07-01 01:35:01 PM
Link farked after 482 clicks. I'm not sure, but I believe that falls under the heading of "FAIL".
 
2008-07-01 01:35:15 PM
Pfft....amateur....

img.skitch.com
 
2008-07-01 01:35:48 PM
I once "pulled the gauntlet" at Rockbottom Brewery.

/Good times.
 
2008-07-01 01:36:23 PM
I dont know how anyone could eat one McDonalds value meal without wanting to puke.

Screw it. If I want fast food Im getting a Hardees Thickburger or some Cinnamon thingies with a Fruitista Freeze from Taco Bell.

/Advice:
//The Mango Fruitista Freeze and Vodka
///no matter how much vodka you add, you cant taste it
////yay!
 
2008-07-01 01:36:38 PM
Goofball_Jones:Pfft....amateur....

Great minds think alike, eh Goofball?
 
2008-07-01 01:37:41 PM
I once "pulled the gauntlet" at Rockbottom Brewery.

What does that mean? Something in the men's room?
 
2008-07-01 01:38:16 PM
... and error establishing a database connection?
 
2008-07-01 01:38:36 PM
and....

the server crashes?
 
2008-07-01 01:39:21 PM
Dynascape:I dont know how anyone could eat one McDonalds value meal without wanting to puke.

Screw it. If I want fast food Im getting a Hardees Thickburger or some Cinnamon thingies with a Fruitista Freeze from Taco Bell.

/Advice:
//The Mango Fruitista Freeze and Vodka
///no matter how much vodka you add, you cant taste it
////yay!


This "vodka" you refer to, is it anything like vodak?
 
2008-07-01 01:39:24 PM
I think a guy giving a reach around to another guy is probably the only thing gayer than attention whoring facebook groups.
 
2008-07-01 01:39:50 PM
The_Sponge:I once "pulled the gauntlet" at Rockbottom Brewery.

/Good times.


I once "pulled the gauntlet" at the Chicken Ranch in Nevada. It involved "happy meals" also.

/nuff said
//VERY good times.
 
2008-07-01 01:41:01 PM
The Decider:I once "pulled the gauntlet" at Rockbottom Brewery.

What does that mean? Something in the men's room?


Wow, just wow. My co-workers are staring at me after my reaction to your post. Awesome.
 
2008-07-01 01:41:03 PM
NO 'AND THEN'!
 
2008-07-01 01:41:05 PM
The_Sponge:I once "pulled the gauntlet" at Rockbottom Brewery.

Good lord man, is that actually something to brag about, or to spend the rest of your days crying in a dark corner?
 
2008-07-01 01:41:09 PM
Oh my God! He ate so many his picture became too heavy to maintain a database connection!
 
2008-07-01 01:41:12 PM
The link ate McDonalds and died.

NSFW (new window)
 
2008-07-01 01:41:16 PM
Link's farked
 
2008-07-01 01:41:18 PM
Kid sets up Facebook group vowing to eat all 12 McDonald's value meals if 100,000 people join the group. 100,000 people join. He makes his attempt to eat all 12 meals and...

Error establishing a database connection
 
2008-07-01 01:41:32 PM
Wow...that writer is terrible.
 
2008-07-01 01:41:59 PM
Dynascape:I dont know how anyone could eat one McDonalds value meal without wanting to puke.

Screw it. If I want fast food Im getting a Hardees Thickburger or some Cinnamon thingies with a Fruitista Freeze from Taco Bell.



Son, you've never tasted the ambrosia that is the Double Whataburger with Cheese and Jalapeno, have you?

/Bucket of Fries, Bucket of Coke, and the above. Plus a place to nap afterwards.
 
2008-07-01 01:42:02 PM
Scutter-NO 'AND THEN'!

I see wut you did there.
 
2008-07-01 01:42:19 PM
fritopendejo:Dynascape:I dont know how anyone could eat one McDonalds value meal without wanting to puke.

Screw it. If I want fast food Im getting a Hardees Thickburger or some Cinnamon thingies with a Fruitista Freeze from Taco Bell.

/Advice:
//The Mango Fruitista Freeze and Vodka
///no matter how much vodka you add, you cant taste it
////yay!

This "vodka" you refer to, is it anything like vodak?


This. Amateurs.
 
2008-07-01 01:42:52 PM
Dynascape:I dont know how anyone could eat one McDonalds value meal without wanting to puke.

Screw it. If I want fast food Im getting a Hardees Thickburger or some Cinnamon thingies with a Fruitista Freeze from Taco Bell.

/Advice:
//The Mango Fruitista Freeze and Vodka
///no matter how much vodka you add, you cant taste it
////yay!


Sweet! I just had one of those Strawberry Fruitistas with vodak the other day...it was pretty damn good.

Haven't tried mango yet though.
 
2008-07-01 01:43:10 PM
TheShavingofOccam123-/Bucket of Fries, Bucket of Coke, and the above. Plus a place to napdie afterwards.

FTFY =D
 
2008-07-01 01:43:13 PM
Eating 12 rat/worm burgers is harder than you might think.
Farking a fat chick that ate all 12 is easy.
 
2008-07-01 01:43:26 PM
Give him props for trying. He did make an effort and tried to keep his word.

/why are eating contest champions so often small and skinny?
 
2008-07-01 01:43:32 PM
The_Sponge:I once "pulled the gauntlet" at Rockbottom Brewery.

/Good times.



I've eaten there like twice... what is the gauntlet!?
 
2008-07-01 01:43:59 PM
Must be said:

web.mit.edu
 
2008-07-01 01:44:28 PM
tweekster: I think a guy giving a reach around to another guy is probably the only thing gayer than attention whoring facebook groups.

You've never seen Lemonparty.org before have ya?

/NSFW img1.fark.net
 
2008-07-01 01:44:29 PM
Dynascape:I dont know how anyone could eat one McDonalds value meal without wanting to puke.

Screw it. If I want fast food Im getting a Hardees Thickburger or some Cinnamon thingies with a Fruitista Freeze from Taco Bell.


I love it when people talk smack about one fast food place and then talk about how much they love some other one... LOL They're all shiat, you just found some shiat you liked to eat more than other shiat!
 
2008-07-01 01:45:03 PM
LargeCanine:/why are eating contest champions so often small and skinny?

Metabolism that goes to 11
 
2008-07-01 01:45:50 PM
i186.photobucket.com
 
2008-07-01 01:45:53 PM
Thought I would post the article (since the server keeps crashing)

Eating All 12 McDonald's Meals in One Sitting? Fail.
July 1st, 2008 · 2 Comments

In February, So Good wrote about a young man named Ryan Giesel, who started a Facebook group called "If 100,000 people join, I'll eat every McDonalds value meal, #1-12." At the time, barely anyone had taken notice. The group, created in December of 2007, was languishing, with only a few thousand members. That's when So Good decided that someone needed to take this kid up on his offer, because this is something America needed to see attempted.

So like any patriotic American who wanted to help do something great for his country, I swept into action. I wrote a detailed post about his Facebook group, and asked a series of pointed questions about the rules that would govern such an endeavor. Within 12 hours, the story was picked up by Fark and several dozen other websites. By the next day, the story was being reported by radio and TV stations across America, even as far away as New Zealand. The Facebook group instantly zoomed to more than 60,000 members and Ryan was interviewed by radio stations about his planned attempt. Ryan even set up a website, 12 Meals or Bust.

A few weeks ago, his Facebook group finally hit 100,000 members. True to his word, Ryan trudged to a nearby McDonald's, and with his friends filming, he began slowly eating each value meal, one by one.

In his Facebook group, Ryan vowed:

"I will consume every value meal from McDonalds, starting with the Big Mac all the way to the Fish Fillet. I cannot get up, it will all be done in one sitting. I will consume every piece of food."

So did he do it? NO. Ryan hit his 10th meal and then quit. He never even made it to the dreaded Filet-o-Fish. A valiant effort no doubt, but the bottom line is he promised to eat all 12 meals in one sitting, not ATTEMPT to eat all 12 meals in one sitting. So basically, he failed.

Sadly, his night ended not in a moment of glory, but with intense vomiting in the parking lot:

I guess Ryan doesn't care that he only ate 10 of 12 meals. Prior to actually having to attempt the eating feat, he had become a celebrity. He was too busy doing interviews with his college newspaper and hooking up with a steady stream of college fatties - who were no doubt turned on by the thought of him stuffing so many value meals into his gullet.

But alas, the fame probably didn't last long. In the end he was left all alone. Just him, a bunch of McDonald's value meals, and a string of horrifying memories of hooking up with really, really fat chicks.

For anyone who has 20 minutes, the video of his attempt to eat all 12 McDonald's meals has been posted on Google Video HERE.

* Note: I have never met Ryan Giesel. I do not have evidence to back up some of my statements, particularly those about him hooking up with a lot of fat chicks. But these statements COULD be true. I mean, they probably are. Let's just say that I have no way of disproving them. Theoretically, it might not have even been a bunch of fat chicks, it might have been, like, a FLOOD of fat chicks. Or just a few. Either way, we can all agree they were most likely fat.
 
2008-07-01 01:46:18 PM
img117.imageshack.us
 
2008-07-01 01:46:26 PM
Here's the text if anyone wants to waste their time reading it.



In February, So Good wrote about a young man named Ryan Giesel, who started a Facebook group called "If 100,000 people join, I'll eat every McDonalds value meal, #1-12." At the time, barely anyone had taken notice. The group, created in December of 2007, was languishing, with only a few thousand members. That's when So Good decided that someone needed to take this kid up on his offer, because this is something America needed to see attempted.

So like any patriotic American who wanted to help do something great for his country, I swept into action. I wrote a detailed post about his Facebook group, and asked a series of pointed questions about the rules that would govern such an endeavor. Within 12 hours, the story was picked up by Fark and several dozen other websites. By the next day, the story was being reported by radio and TV stations across America, even as far away as New Zealand. The Facebook group instantly zoomed to more than 60,000 members and Ryan was interviewed by radio stations about his planned attempt. Ryan even set up a website, 12 Meals or Bust.

A few weeks ago, his Facebook group finally hit 100,000 members. True to his word, Ryan trudged to a nearby McDonald's, and with his friends filming, he began slowly eating each value meal, one by one.



In his Facebook group, Ryan vowed:

"I will consume every value meal from McDonalds, starting with the Big Mac all the way to the Fish Fillet. I cannot get up, it will all be done in one sitting. I will consume every piece of food."

So did he do it? NO. Ryan hit his 10th meal and then quit. He never even made it to the dreaded Filet-o-Fish. A valiant effort no doubt, but the bottom line is he promised to eat all 12 meals in one sitting, not ATTEMPT to eat all 12 meals in one sitting. So basically, he failed.



Sadly, his night ended not in a moment of glory, but with intense vomiting in the parking lot:

I guess Ryan doesn't care that he only ate 10 of 12 meals. Prior to actually having to attempt the eating feat, he had become a celebrity. He was too busy doing interviews with his college newspaper and hooking up with a steady stream of college fatties - who were no doubt turned on by the thought of him stuffing so many value meals into his gullet.

But alas, the fame probably didn't last long. In the end he was left all alone. Just him, a bunch of McDonald's value meals, and a string of horrifying memories of hooking up with really, really fat chicks.

For anyone who has 20 minutes, the video of his attempt to eat all 12 McDonald's meals has been posted on Google Video HERE.


* Note: I have never met Ryan Giesel. I do not have evidence to back up some of my statements, particularly those about him hooking up with a lot of fat chicks. But these statements COULD be true. I mean, they probably are. Let's just say that I have no way of disproving them. Theoretically, it might not have even been a bunch of fat chicks, it might have been, like, a FLOOD of fat chicks. Or just a few. Either way, we can all agree they were most likely fat
 
2008-07-01 01:46:34 PM
What a farking whiny prick this blog dude is. "Wah he didn't eat all 12! I have an emotional attachment to some dork attempting to eat mass quantities of fast food! Wah"
 
2008-07-01 01:46:42 PM
DAnthrope:I love it when people talk smack about one fast food place and then talk about how much they love some other one... LOL They're all shiat, you just found some shiat you liked to eat more than other shiat!

If McDonalds served their breakfast shiat all day, or even till noon, I'd probably be dead.
 
2008-07-01 01:46:42 PM
septic_mouth
Eating 12 rat/worm burgers is harder than you might think.
Farking a fat chick that ate all 12 is easy.


You should wait an hour before jumping in.
NSFW (new window)
 
2008-07-01 01:47:34 PM
Why is that blogger such a dick about the whole thing? It's just some douche who made a Facebook group, not Gandhi promising world peace if his group hits 100,000 memebers.
 
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