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(My Fox DC)   DC Metro Supervisor arrested for arranging sexual encounters from inside the Metro station. Smart Trip pass not accepted for payment, but we hear they run a tight schedule   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 52
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2008-06-27 11:12:50 AM  
The undercover officer said in his report that when he met Goins at a Metro station, she quoted him a price of $200, and she grabbed him by the crotch.

Are they sure it isn't "Groins?"
 
2008-06-27 11:18:38 AM  
submitter: we hear they run a tight schedule

You know who else made the trains run on time?
 
2008-06-27 01:51:45 PM  
Wait, a prostitution ring run out of Dupont Circle Metro, and the hookers are women?

I think you're doing it wrong.
 
2008-06-27 02:27:02 PM  
Joelogon: Wait, a prostitution ring run out of Dupont Circle Metro, and the hookers are women?

I think you're doing it wrong.


They just look like women.
 
2008-06-27 02:28:56 PM  
But the smart pass does slide through the slit right?
 
2008-06-27 02:29:16 PM  
"biatch set me up." is the traditional response we should expect from his office, or is that only when you're smoking crack on video?
 
2008-06-27 02:29:45 PM  
So no arrests? No charges or criminal anything? Sweet!

/goin to DC
//gotta get me a handgun and some subway lovin
 
2008-06-27 02:31:51 PM  
Tight schedule? They must be smoking crack! (Wait...)

/DC-Metro-area resident
//Hates Metro with a passion
 
2008-06-27 02:32:54 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: But the smart pass does slide through the slit right?

No. You gotta tap it, is all.
 
2008-06-27 02:33:03 PM  
FTA Dupont Circle Metro Station

Was it a ghey prostitution ring?

/Teh ghey, Dupont Circle has it
 
2008-06-27 02:34:54 PM  
Seeing as they might detain you over a fry, I'd mind my actions at the metro.

Ansche Hedgepeth was only 12 when a Metro police officer caught her, fry in hand, as she waited for her Red Line train. Under the system's zero-tolerance, no-eating policy, the cop arrested Ansche, cuffed her and took her in. An adult in that situation would have gotten a citation, but District law said minors were to be taken into custody until retrieved by a parent.
 
2008-06-27 02:37:02 PM  
Somebody make with the pics already.
 
2008-06-27 02:37:31 PM  
Metro Sexual?
 
2008-06-27 02:38:18 PM  
so his train was entering more tunnels than meets the eye
 
2008-06-27 02:38:27 PM  
I know a hooker named Racy Leaflet.
 
2008-06-27 02:40:02 PM  
Straight prostitution in the "Fruit Loop" (TM)? Really? I guess the only thing that really surprises me is there's a hittable Metro worker and that a Congressman wasn't involved.
 
2008-06-27 02:40:20 PM  
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Nothing to see here. Just a train entering a tunnel. No visual kind of analogies or anything here, move along.....
 
2008-06-27 02:41:34 PM  
I picked up a hooker one time, I didn't mean to, just thought it was a hot girl that needed a ride at 3 in the morning. One of the greatest times even though we didn't do anything.
 
2008-06-27 02:41:42 PM  
Tight schedule? That would be a first. Put the hookers in charge of metro then, I say!

/I swear I am one more late D6 bus away from becoming a fark headline when my unholy rage against Metrobuses assplodes
 
2008-06-27 02:45:07 PM  
Living in DC is enough to make me want to move to Florida.
 
2008-06-27 02:47:04 PM  
I came for the "WTF? Female prostitution in Dupont Circle?!?!" replys and I am satisfied.
 
2008-06-27 02:47:45 PM  
Andray Blatche unavailable for comment
 
2008-06-27 02:48:34 PM  
"Bing, Bong. Thighs opening. Please stand back to allow customers to exit."
 
2008-06-27 02:50:06 PM  
"The fliers that sort of made references to trips to Brazil and also made references to the possibilities of sexual pleasures," said Metro Police Chief Michael Tabor.

I know what a "trip to Greece" means. I know what "Russian language lessons" or "French lessons" means. WTF is a "trip to Brazil"???
 
2008-06-27 02:51:34 PM  
Prank Call of Cthulhu: "The fliers that sort of made references to trips to Brazil and also made references to the possibilities of sexual pleasures," said Metro Police Chief Michael Tabor.

I know what a "trip to Greece" means. I know what "Russian language lessons" or "French lessons" means. WTF is a "trip to Brazil"???


A homemade shiv to the kidney and a mugging by a group of 12 yr olds?
 
2008-06-27 02:52:37 PM  
Samuel Francis Du Pont the namesake of Dupont Circle was a rear admiral.

That little fact just makes me laugh.
 
2008-06-27 02:55:10 PM  
I had no idea the Metro went all the way to Brazil.

If go am I a metrosexual?
 
2008-06-27 02:56:10 PM  
I usually get off at Farragut North.
 
2008-06-27 02:56:17 PM  
Came in too late to make Dupont Circle/women/men who look like women/ reference. Pleased to see people made it before me.

Damn rainstorm.
 
2008-06-27 02:56:42 PM  
bv2112: Uchiha_Cycliste: But the smart pass does slide through the slit right?

No. You gotta tap it, is all.


Thats pretty convenient isn't it. What an amazing world we live in.
 
2008-06-27 02:57:42 PM  
ewheels: Came in too late to make Dupont Circle/women/men who look like women/ reference. Pleased to see people made it before me.

Damn rainstorm.


Jesus Christ, those weren't girls??
 
2008-06-27 02:57:42 PM  
Authorities report that the following "code words" were in use:

"Take the Brown Line" = anal ($150 extra)
"Take the Yellow Line" = watersports ($100 extra)
"Take the Blue Line" = erotic asphyxiation ($50 extra)
"Take the Red Line" = gross! NEVER ask for this!
 
2008-06-27 02:58:46 PM  
Ah...THAT's why they had all those problems two weeks ago...

/Metro's Orange Line Rider.
 
2008-06-27 02:59:40 PM  
Ha...that's my stop! Woot, DuPont.

There was an uptick in male prostitution near my Dunkin Donuts last summer...now it's female hos on the metros? What the hell...
 
2008-06-27 03:00:05 PM  
So when you're trying to add value to your SmartTrip card with a credit card, and the machine says "Stick it in the slot and then remove it quickly," just what exactly do they mean?
 
2008-06-27 03:00:40 PM  
tjcronan: Living in DC is enough to make me want to move to Florida.

Nothing could be that bad.
 
2008-06-27 03:01:00 PM  
Hey Cthulhu...what's the purple line gonna stand for?
 
2008-06-27 03:01:44 PM  
Man arrested for a fry? I've watched my friends blatantly do shots of bourbon on the metro in a very crowded car.
 
2008-06-27 03:01:47 PM  
My friend got a ticket there foe eating a candy bar, but I guess you can get a ticket for eating other things as well.
 
2008-06-27 03:02:43 PM  
SueDisco: Hey Cthulhu...what's the purple line gonna stand for?

Dutch rudder, dirty sanchez, rusty trombone, and Cleveland steamer, with a donkey punch for an extra $50.
 
2008-06-27 03:03:29 PM  

Ben Key


I usually get off at Farragut North.


Perv.
 
2008-06-27 03:05:03 PM  
FTFA: Waters has been suspended pending the outcome of an internal investigation. If you know what I mean.
 
2008-06-27 03:06:06 PM  
farked?
 
2008-06-27 03:09:55 PM  
SharkInfested: Tight schedule? That would be a first. Put the hookers in charge of metro then, I say!

/I swear I am one more late D6 bus away from becoming a fark headline when my unholy rage against Metrobuses assplodes


And I am one more goddamn Metrobus rider away from dropping yet another spoonful of fried rice while sitting on my stoop waiting for the bus, or dropping a pork-rind bag or ice cream wrapper in my yard when there is a trash can right there from following you in your aforementioned fate.
 
2008-06-27 03:11:09 PM  
Tight schedule? I thought they always ran a little behind.
 
2008-06-27 03:14:18 PM  
"Stand clear of the closing legs, please!"
 
2008-06-27 03:19:26 PM  
Who in their right mind would want to sex a Metro custodian? There's a reason people like that stay underground all day.
 
2008-06-27 03:39:52 PM  
I always wondered why the Metro stations smelled really bad.
 
2008-06-27 03:48:16 PM  
eww eww eww, so that's what I sat in
 
2008-06-27 04:19:12 PM  
cxjohn: Tight schedule? I thought they always ran a little behind.

Don't worry riders, there's another train right behind that one.
 
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