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(CBS11tv.com)   Latest crazy religious sighting: Dallas residents see Jesus in a slab of granite (w/ "I Want To Believe" pic)   (cbs11tv.com) divider line 152
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2008-06-26 09:09:20 PM
Ow My Balls: Somebody with Photoshop skills should superimpose this image onto the cover of Who's Next.

www.findallsorts.com

Anyway its nothing compared to my granite kitchen surface

www.findallsorts.com
 
2008-06-26 09:09:34 PM
Somacandra: Isn't it interesting that in Mexico, the Virgin Mary appeared in a personal vision? And in Cuba, she is portrayed as coming down from the heavens to save boating children in rough seas. But in the U.S., people never see someone in person..only likenesses/representations in material objects.

No peyote.
 
2008-06-26 09:19:14 PM
I see a guy wearing a kimono starting to pull a sword.
 
2008-06-26 09:21:11 PM
Uh, that's Crossbow Jesus. It's Jesus running through early mornin' fog, wielding a crossbow. Don't ya see it?
 
2008-06-26 09:22:19 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-26 09:22:25 PM
bean4554: Wait, is it a sailboat?


.. No it's a schooner!
 
2008-06-26 09:23:41 PM
i172.photobucket.com

Hey! I see a penguin!!! In the lower right hand corner!

It's a miracle!!

WAH! WAH! WAH!!
 
hej
2008-06-26 09:33:30 PM
i5.photobucket.com

Much more likely.

/And nobody farks with the Jesus.
 
2008-06-26 09:36:28 PM
I'm seeing Aragorn in that one.
 
2008-06-26 09:37:29 PM
I see a rock. It's a big rock, but still just a rock. Are they putting LSD into the eucharist these days?
 
2008-06-26 09:46:41 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-06-26 09:46:53 PM
"Very familiar face?" It's a featureless circle!
 
2008-06-26 09:47:32 PM
Jesus Christ Rock Star...who are you?....what have you sacrificed?
 
2008-06-26 10:01:45 PM
acad1228: Granite, I can see the image, but the Bible doesn't say anything about Christ being stoned.

well done.
 
2008-06-26 10:18:04 PM
GBB: I see trogdor, the burninator!

Dubai Vol: up to your old tricks, you devil you!
 
2008-06-26 10:18:59 PM
davynelson: MIRACLE

"What, like seeing Jesus' face in a tortilla?"
"No, that's publicity."
 
2008-06-26 10:27:52 PM
The first thing I saw was a map of the world.

/i guess i fail, lol
 
2008-06-26 10:34:42 PM
i86.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-26 10:38:36 PM
I came here to make sure this thread turned into an unofficial photoshop contest. I was not disappointed
 
2008-06-26 10:42:00 PM
First thing I saw was a big rock with a hint of stupidity and a large amount of wasted time and money.
 
2008-06-26 11:11:54 PM
This is the archeological find of the millennium. Don't you guys remember the scene from Passion of the Christ when Pontius Pilate froze Jesus in carbonite?
 
2008-06-26 11:28:04 PM
It's Jar-Jar Binks. Come to save us all.
 
2008-06-26 11:35:54 PM
Pathetic bastards are so desperate they will see their "savior" everywhere. If it's driving you nuts, you should give it a break.
 
2008-06-26 11:36:57 PM
looks like a piece of toast with a potato chip on it wrapped in a taco on a wood grain door.
 
2008-06-26 11:52:01 PM
rbuzby, And, its funny how what people think Jesus looked like is the way he looked in a bunch of paintings from the 13 and 1400's.

THIS.

spqr_ca, I see a rock. It's a big rock, but still just a rock. Are they putting LSD into the eucharist these days?

I'd go to that church. That would be awesome.

/LSD slashies
//Are they like, trying to tell us something, man?
 
2008-06-27 12:14:13 AM
llnw.image.cbslocal.com

I see a little girl looking up on the left side.
 
Ral
2008-06-27 12:31:20 AM
I saw Teddy Roosevelt in the clouds one day. Husband was with me and we were both amazed. I mean, it looked exactly and obviously like him. If I had a picture, people would claim it was photoshopped.

The brain is hardwired to recognize faces and be able to tell them apart. It's not surprising that we can see a human face in random patterns like smoke and rock grain.
 
2008-06-27 12:50:16 AM
These people who see Jesus in everything sure have low standards for what Jesus ought to look like.
 
2008-06-27 01:05:36 AM
looks like he's itching his butt
 
2008-06-27 01:18:07 AM
ultraholland: This is getting a good laugh out of me. I see everything but jesus.

It took me a while to see it. But when I did, it looked to me like Jesus getting a blow job from a Skeksi.
 
2008-06-27 01:42:57 AM
img235.imageshack.us
img235.imageshack.us
 
2008-06-27 03:19:36 AM
looks like a scam..
or possibly scamola!!


/in all candor that is some staged ass shiat
//altho this is not news . .
it fark!
 
2008-06-27 03:36:32 AM
is he putting gas in a car?
 
2008-06-27 04:05:40 AM
I see an unshaven Skeletor (don't ask me how he grew a beard) being forced to do the I'm a Little Teapot dance with his pinky out by a mugger who is using a torn gas nozzle for a weapon.

Also a penis.
 
2008-06-27 04:19:45 AM
That looks more like Jesus at a gas pump than anything else...
 
2008-06-27 04:42:08 AM
cycle23: I guess I saw something else:

I saw a skull as well. I also see this. It's a Mama bird feeding her young and one of the worms is trying to get away.

img208.imageshack.us
img208.imageshack.us
 
2008-06-27 08:40:39 AM
if it is jesus, he's got a giant granite cock
 
2008-06-27 09:05:47 AM
So, since Jesus is a man, anything that slightly resembles a man, resembles Jesus? excellent!
 
2008-06-27 09:18:51 AM
You kids and your vague blurred visions of Christ on everyday objects. I'll accept a statue of Virgin Mary that bleeds out of her ass any day.

z.about.com
 
2008-06-27 09:42:27 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: DAnthrope:
No Obama here sweetheart... just a middle-aged misanthrope...

DAnthrope is a near!


A what?
 
2008-06-27 09:55:59 AM
Some of you here may be going to hell for some of these photoshop images and gross comments. Rememeber it's better to be safe than sorry. Pray, it can't hurt you. Keep your a$$ covered. That's all I have to say about that.
 
2008-06-27 10:01:31 AM
mynewm5: Some of you here may be going to hell for some of these photoshop images and gross comments. Rememeber it's better to be safe than sorry. Pray, it can't hurt you. Keep your a$$ covered. That's all I have to say about that.

I lol'ed. Thanks.
 
2008-06-27 10:01:45 AM
The local news had some good close-ups (no grabs, sorry) last night. It looks more like Ben Franklin than Jesus.
 
2008-06-27 12:07:35 PM
"And a wicked generation shall seek a sign."

As is my first thought whenever I hear of/see one of these 'sightings'.

/Sheesh
//Shakes head in pity
///Over and out
 
2008-06-27 12:38:39 PM
Fjornir: mynewm5: Some of you here may be going to hell for some of these photoshop images and gross comments. Rememeber it's better to be safe than sorry. Pray, it can't hurt you. Keep your a$$ covered. That's all I have to say about that.

I lol'ed. Thanks.


You are very welcome...glad to make your day alittle better!
 
2008-06-27 01:40:49 PM
How do they know what Jesus looked like?
 
2008-06-27 01:53:13 PM
Jesus? I see no Jesus. I See George Carlin and Joe Pesci, but no Jesus.

pwhp_67: fizzygillespie: Too many people nowadays are taking Jesus for granite.


Boo! Booooo I say! Hissss...


Be Gneiss.
 
2008-06-27 03:02:15 PM
Looks like there's a second head behind him and a hand reaching around his waste.

I guess the bible didn't exactly specify what happened immediately after Jesus said "Get the behind me, Satan."

I always figured Jesus for one who tops from the bottom.
 
2008-06-27 03:17:54 PM
I see pedobear.
The classic running for the loli so fast he's about to tip over forward pedobear, in fact.

/Wish I was joking, now I can't UN-see it.
 
2008-06-27 03:41:45 PM
Tabatha Static: NSFW??

Just checking to see if anyone else saw the penis... moving on.
 
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