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13974 clicks; posted to Video » on 26 Jun 2008 at 11:50 AM (8 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2008-06-26 08:46:24 AM  
Wow, I'd rather be torn to shreds by wild dogs.
 
2008-06-26 08:52:00 AM  
Where have you been all my life?
 
2008-06-26 09:00:51 AM  
Damn this work blocking youtube thingee!
 
2008-06-26 09:05:22 AM  
She sounds like a hoot.

Apparently Nine Inch Nails is her panty dropper.
 
2008-06-26 09:09:00 AM  
no
 
2008-06-26 09:13:10 AM  
Name: Trenita
Job: N/A

I'm in!
 
2008-06-26 09:17:29 AM  
Lessee: Dean's List @ Temple; digs white collar crime, Amsterdam, and scoring free shiat; gets freaky for NIN.

Win!
 
2008-06-26 09:18:27 AM  
Glad to see that my ex has moved on.
 
2008-06-26 09:19:07 AM  
I'll never listen to Closer again.
 
2008-06-26 09:19:14 AM  
What the f*ck??????
 
2008-06-26 09:21:00 AM  
Barnacles!: What the f*ck??????

You're too laid back for her, back off! SHE'S MINE!
 
2008-06-26 09:27:26 AM  
I dunno, this has got to be fake.
 
2008-06-26 09:27:45 AM  
McFifenstein: Barnacles!: What the f*ck??????

You're too laid back for her, back off! SHE'S MINE!


Hold on there, Chief! She quite clearly states that she's looking for somebody "fun". "Fun" is my maiden name.
 
2008-06-26 09:27:56 AM  
bp1.blogger.com
 
2008-06-26 09:29:55 AM  
Fake. Ad for hurrydate.com

Meant to get you to look at their site.
 
2008-06-26 09:30:10 AM  
Good gravy. I'm glad I'm not single. It must be hell out there.
 
2008-06-26 09:30:12 AM  
Watchman: McFifenstein: Barnacles!: What the f*ck??????

You're too laid back for her, back off! SHE'S MINE!

Hold on there, Chief! She quite clearly states that she's looking for somebody "fun". "Fun" is my maiden name.


No way dude. I'm making her co-wife #2. And she is totally the type to help reel in Scarlett Johannson to be #3. Then it's off to Texas.
 
2008-06-26 09:31:20 AM  
Watchman: "Fun" is my maiden name.

Your mom was "Fun".
 
2008-06-26 09:32:23 AM  
 
2008-06-26 09:32:58 AM  
I'll throw a load in ya, baby.
 
2008-06-26 09:33:51 AM  
absoluteparanoia: This one is a Farker (^)

no longer available, already?
 
2008-06-26 09:47:29 AM  
McFifenstein: Your mom was "Fun".

Watchman, meet petard; Petard, Watchman.
 
2008-06-26 10:31:08 AM  
girl?
 
2008-06-26 12:01:50 PM  
I was hoping this wasn't fake, but after watching a few, it seems impossible.
 
2008-06-26 12:03:13 PM  
This is my friend Luenell - she is a prostitute
 
2008-06-26 12:10:21 PM  
*Note to self*
Never again listen to the song "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails
 
2008-06-26 12:18:09 PM  
I want to fark her like an animal.
 
2008-06-26 12:31:54 PM  
I just can't do anything else but laugh at this.
 
2008-06-26 12:44:23 PM  
Mom?
 
2008-06-26 12:48:16 PM  
hachijuhachi: I was hoping this wasn't fake, but after watching a few, it seems impossible.

Not sure where the "fake" thing is coming in, since there is a website: http://www.datingondemand.com, with some serious, actually attractive profiles on it.

Maybe these are out there as a joke to get people to visit.

And the "Cougar Camp" is kind of amusing:
http://www.datingondemand.com/singleslife/show.aspx?show=18
 
2008-06-26 12:50:33 PM  
I am currently strapping a boombox to my back that will play NIN's "Closer" on a continuous loop while I roam this great nation of ours looking for this blunt-kneed woman.

Wish me luck.
 
2008-06-26 01:12:19 PM  
ThatGuyGreg: bp1.blogger.com

That's exactly what I was thinking
 
2008-06-26 01:20:49 PM  
i290.photobucket.com

And what is with that weird giggle after all her witty responses.
 
2008-06-26 01:38:25 PM  
"I've been on the radio many times"

I.E. "I'm a Prize Pig who sits by the phone and wants the DJ's to know who I am every time I call because I'm an attention whore and need friends."
 
2008-06-26 01:42:09 PM  
Hahaha people like this exist.
 
2008-06-26 03:25:26 PM  
Normally it would require a job to commit a white collar crime. She doesn't work but attended college and even made the deans list. I hope I didn't pay for it with my tax dollars. What a complete waste of flesh.
 
2008-06-26 03:38:45 PM  
DIBS!
 
2008-06-26 03:40:15 PM  
absoluteparanoia: This one is a Farker (^)

"I'm sort of extremely shy..."
"I live at home with my parents, not that that should be a detraction against people..."
"My biggest turn on is someone who is a great conversationalist... good voice, nice eyes, of course..."

Here's the kicker: of all the things he'd change about himself, he'd most rather be luckier in anything (jobs? certainly not with the ladies...)
 
2008-06-26 04:21:12 PM  
dletter: Not sure where the "fake" thing is coming in, since there is a website: http://www.datingondemand.com, with some serious, actually attractive profiles on it.

I was thinking what you suggested, that these were fake ads for a real site in order to attract people. These seem way too funny to be real.
 
2008-06-26 05:56:04 PM  
Sex on a stick!
 
2008-06-26 05:59:36 PM  
bizzle_macizzle: *Note to self*
Never again listen to the song "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails


LMFAO!!
 
2008-06-26 06:36:55 PM  
I'd hit that with a stick. A big stick. A VERY big stick. Often. What a perfect reason to put lifeguards back somewhere near the gene pool... What's red and yellow and would look good on this woman? FIRE. AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHRRRRUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
 
2008-06-26 07:17:04 PM  
i would rather have nine inch nails driven into my skull with a sledgehammer.

i wouldnt run over her with my car.
 
2008-06-26 07:34:46 PM  
I think I'll stay single a while longer, k? Not that I have anything against lazy moochers who have no ambition, it's just that they don't live in reality.
 
2008-06-26 07:43:43 PM  
...mom?
 
2008-06-26 08:11:47 PM  
She reminds me of any college kid but she's 48 ;) WIN.. ;)
 
2008-06-27 02:26:32 AM  
Uggg.... creepier than this is I KNOW a girl who looks and sounds just like this woman except she's only like 21, but I could see this being her in 27 years or sooner.
 
2008-06-27 05:38:47 AM  
Well, at least she´s got great taste in men...
 
2008-06-27 07:39:57 AM  
WTF is this! Look at this barbarian from DoD Link (new window)
 
2008-06-27 08:35:20 AM  
rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk
 
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