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(Bitten and Bound)   Dallas Cowboys football fans are in for a heartbreak season. In true spoiler fashion, Jessica Simpson aka The Jinx told the world yesterday that she will be attending all of Romo's games   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 75
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2008-06-26 08:28:00 AM
got to have a scapegoat, someone's got to take the blame, I guess
 
2008-06-26 09:10:33 AM
Fine by me.

/giants
 
2008-06-26 09:19:35 AM
Fine by me.

/skins
 
2008-06-26 09:20:10 AM
Attend naked.

/skins
 
2008-06-26 09:22:22 AM
who cares?

/who cares?
 
2008-06-26 09:22:33 AM
She can even play, if she's skins. I'll be shirts.
 
2008-06-26 09:22:49 AM
They suck no matter what.
/birds
 
2008-06-26 09:27:48 AM
I pity any fans of the Cowboys who think that she is the reason behind Romo's failure.
 
2008-06-26 09:31:22 AM
Romo will be fine in the regular season and choke in the playoffs. It's just what he does.
 
2008-06-26 09:34:47 AM
www.become.com
 
2008-06-26 09:44:34 AM
She added, "I love my boyfriend Tommy [sic] Romero [sic]."
 
2008-06-26 09:49:37 AM
As an Eagles fan I applaud her
www.statesman.com
 
2008-06-26 09:53:44 AM
Cowboys = superbowl champions next season.
Jessica can do what she wants.

People who thought Romo choked vs the Giants in the playoffs this year are retarded and probably didn't watch the game.

Our o line choked. The Giants d line played out of their skin (as they continued to do afterwards), and TO was at about 75%.
 
2008-06-26 10:04:27 AM
PirateFreedom: Romo will be fine in the regular season and choke in the playoffs. It's just what he does.

I don't even think he'll be fine in the regular season. He started his career with a few good games, then the league figured him out. Blame Jessica all you want, but draft a QB.
 
2008-06-26 10:11:01 AM
BuzZoo

People who thought Romo choked vs the Giants in the playoffs this year are retarded and probably didn't watch the game.

Our o line choked. The Giants d line played out of their skin (as they continued to do afterwards), and TO was at about 75%.


Are you high or just stupid? So it was your O-line and TO that threw those interceptions?
 
2008-06-26 10:19:03 AM
As a Redskins fan, I applaud this move. The real problem is that after seeing her wear those stupid pink NFL jerseys, more girls might want to wear them.
 
2008-06-26 10:30:41 AM
My buddy recently lost a bet and had to go to a Phillies Game in the pink romo jersey. They were suprisingly nice. I guess cause they realized what an ass he looked like and no one would do that unless he lost a bet.

Here he is in all his glory:
i280.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-26 10:33:33 AM
Hitler's gonna be pissed.....


Link (new window)
 
2008-06-26 10:34:02 AM
img117.imageshack.us
 
2008-06-26 10:44:18 AM
SofaKingHuge

Are you high or just stupid? So it was your O-line and TO that threw those interceptions?

Well somebody is obviously a bit stupid here, if not high as well considering that Tony only threw the one pick, on 4th down, the final play of the game.

For the Cowboy faithful the last two years were heartbreak seasons, although Romo was certainly NOT to blame for either playoff loss.

This season is shaping up to be an awesome one for Cowboy fans....all you haters (especially from the NFC East) better get your shiat talking out of your system now, 'cause once the season starts you won't have much of a chance to talk shiat anymore!

/anyone who blames Romo (or Jessica) for the loss to the g-aints probably doesn't know very damn much about the game! He easily played well enough to win, had the supporting cast (Fasano and PC especially) simply done their jobs reasonably well.
 
2008-06-26 10:50:35 AM
I, for one, welcome Dallas's Blonde Football Jinx/Albatross Overlord...

/Eagles Season Ticket Holder...
//Front and Center seat to watch the destruction, lower level endzone
 
2008-06-26 10:56:13 AM
The Giants D-line made playoff chokers out of Tom Brady and Brett Favre too.

And Jessica Simpson was at the Dallas/Green Bay game when Favre was getting so thoroughly PWNED that he surrendered midway through the game.
 
2008-06-26 10:56:22 AM
Actually, the Dallas o-line did lose the game (or cobversely the Giants d-line won it).

In the second half, Romo could barely take a step back from center before being swarmed by three blue jerseys. It was bad. There was nothing he could do.

/still thinks these blonds are a jinx for him
 
2008-06-26 11:04:25 AM
Anyone that believes in a jinx, is just as dumb as Jessica
 
2008-06-26 11:06:37 AM
3 G's

For the Cowboy faithful the last two years were heartbreak seasons, although Romo was certainly NOT to blame for either playoff loss.

So Romo isn't to blame for being the holder of the ball in January of 2007 when he bumbled the snap, couldn't get set, got up and ran with the ball paralell to the goal line instead of towards it?

And Romo didn't throw the interception that ended the game in January of 2008?

Blame the o-line or the snapper or whoever, but the bottom line is that Romo had the ball in his hands for the final play of the past two Cowboys seasons and couldn't make something happen. And with the amount of money that has been thrown at him, he should be able to win a game in the playoffs.
 
2008-06-26 11:15:23 AM
JohnnyRebel88: Anyone that believes in a jinx, is just as dumb as Jessica

Why is that? A jinx doesn't have to be some kind of supernatural power holding him back (at least not for me, maybe I like a broader definition). I just think once he gets into dating these chicks, he somehow seems to lose his focus and....well, kind of sucks.
 
2008-06-26 11:28:16 AM
Brooklyn Irish Mets Fan
I would just like to take this opportunity to ask all the Eagles fans how much they enjoyed winning their last superbowl. Wait... they can't get it done.
 
2008-06-26 11:29:44 AM
www.threadbombing.com
Your 'phartnocker is an idiot' comments. Let me have them.
 
2008-06-26 11:35:39 AM
GO COWBOYS!!!!


///that is all
 
2008-06-26 11:36:53 AM
For fark's sake are we still talking about this? Get her out of my Sports!
 
2008-06-26 11:40:22 AM
Laces Out!
 
2008-06-26 11:43:01 AM
JohnnyRebel88: Anyone that believes in a jinx, is just as dumb as Jessica

I don't believe in jinxes. That would be bad luck.
 
2008-06-26 11:44:28 AM
Fark the cowboys.

Cannot wait for football season.

Can wait for winter.
 
2008-06-26 11:50:37 AM
Where's Wayne Brady?

/He needs to choke a biatch!
 
2008-06-26 12:08:12 PM
The Dallas Cowgirls have not won a playoff game since 1996. They have gone through a few coaches and quarterbacks in that time, and Jessica only recently showed upon the scene.

The one constant factor in the Dallas failure over these many years has been Jerry Jones.

It was the organization that Jimmy Johnson re-built and left that was the basis of their success (Switzer merely profitted from what Johnson left him).

(1)Dallas should have grabbed Drew Brees when he was available

(2)Dallas needs a new owner not a new stadium


img.fannation.com

/All hail the greatness that was Tom Landry, Tex Schramm and Gil Brandt
 
2008-06-26 12:13:30 PM
Dallas is nothing without Drew Bledsoe.
 
2008-06-26 12:16:43 PM
ramathorn83: Dallas is nothing without Drew Bledsoe.

The NFL is nothing without Drew Bledsoe.
 
2008-06-26 12:19:22 PM
Agreed, hasty ambush - JJ is a PITA.
I have a good feeling about next season, with or without bimbo.
Seriously, a PINK jersey?
 
2008-06-26 12:19:43 PM
If she's not wearing a Cowboys Cheerleader outfit, I'm not interested.
 
2008-06-26 12:28:53 PM
Oh sweet baby Jesus, you have got to be shiatting me.

germ78: I pity any fans of the Cowboys who think that she is the reason behind Romo's failure.

I don't think it's Cowboys fans who are fueling this ridiculous concept that some pop star has an effect on the quarterback of an NFL team. People want to hate the Cowboys, so they'll clamor for any little shred of gossip. It's sad, yet amusing.

We know what our strengths and weaknesses are and they have NOTHING to do with Jessica Simpson. You guys really need to focus on your own team instead of wasting energy hating others.
 
2008-06-26 12:35:36 PM
Yay Di Atribe!
Always a voice of reason! :)
 
2008-06-26 12:35:59 PM
Di Atribe:
I don't think it's Cowboys fans who are fueling this ridiculous concept that some pop star has an effect on the quarterback of an NFL team. People want to hate the Cowboys, .


Why would anyone hate the Cowboys?
 
2008-06-26 12:36:51 PM
SofaKingHuge:
So Romo isn't to blame for being the holder of the ball in January of 2007 when he bumbled the snap, couldn't get set, got up and ran with the ball paralell to the goal line instead of towards it?

And Romo didn't throw the interception that ended the game in January of 2008?

Blame the o-line or the snapper or whoever, but the bottom line is that Romo had the ball in his hands for the final play of the past two Cowboys seasons and couldn't make something happen. And with the amount of money that has been thrown at him, he should be able to win a game in the playoffs.


You're an idiot if you think their playoff loss to the Giants was Romo's fault. Obviously the bobbled snap and loss to Seattle was 100% Romo's fault but come on. That final throw in the Giants game was a last ditch effort 40 yard pass that had such a small chance of being successful that it didn't even matter. He didn't have a chance. No QB has a realistic chance in that situation. You just throw it up and hope one of your receivers can get a lucky jump.

The guy is breaking Cowboys records left and right after only 1.5 seasons and some people still think he's just a passing fad. The playoff wins will come. Rarely does a QB with as few starts as him even lead a team to the playoffs, much less excel in the playoffs.
 
2008-06-26 12:38:23 PM
Di Atribe:
We know what our strengths and weaknesses are and they have NOTHING to do with Jessica Simpson. You guys really need to focus on your own team instead of wasting energy hating others.


I like to think of all of the hate as a "Taster's Choice" style commercial:

Voiceover: "We've replaced this fan's regular Gatorade with some Hatorade, let's see if he notices."

Obnoxious Fan: "The Cowgirls suck, blah blah blah."

Cowboys Fan: "Umm, we lost to the Superbowl Champs. What has your team done lately?"

Obnoxious Fan: "You guys still suck, blah blah blah. Jessica Simpson."

Cowboys Fan: "Whatever."

Voiceover: "Once again, Hatorade has turned a mild-mannered sports fan into an obnoxious a$$hole."

Fast-talking and Muted Legal Voiceover: "Obnoxious fan in this commercial generally portrays an Eagles or Redskins fan, but can be applied to any team. Additionally, some customers may not notice a change in behavior when switching to Hatorade. This is because said customers are already obnoxious a$$holes. Offer void in Washington, DC area and Philadelphia, PA because of product ineffectiveness in these areas."
 
2008-06-26 12:49:30 PM
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Di Atribe:
Cowboys Fan: "Umm, we lost to the Superbowl Champs. What has your team done lately?"


ummm... They are the Super Bowl champs that beat you. Thanks for playing.
 
2008-06-26 12:51:31 PM
elvisbloom: Why would anyone hate the Cowboys?

Hellifino. They're only the greatest team ever. In any sport.


IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Offer void in Washington, DC area and Philadelphia, PA because of product ineffectiveness in these areas."

You are smart and I am not. I can't seem to remember how the Eagles did last year in the playoffs. Can you help me, please? Thank you. :)
 
2008-06-26 01:14:38 PM
Man, I came in here to say something to shut up the Haters, but it seems I jumped in a bit too late. Everyone else with an actual understanding of the game has already done their part.

But I'll give it a shot anyway...

The Seattle debacle was completely on Romo, but c'mon, the guy had only played half a season after spending eleventy-billion years with a clipboard in his hand up to that point.

The loss to NY wasn't so bad. Really. They beat the farking Patriots, who, with or without a win in the Super Bowl this past season were the best team in the NFL ("Spygate" be damned). Now, if New York beaten us (badly) and then gone and got blown out by the Packers, who in turn got blown out by the Patriots, then I'd feel bad about the loss. But when you lose to the team that eventually beats the "best team in the league" (something no one else could do the whole farking season), it's really a no-brainer, and just proves that you people who think they "choked" are just looking for any reason to knock the Cowboys.

Also, jinxes and superstitions only apply to Hockey.
 
2008-06-26 01:22:59 PM
nabernat FTW!

/thanks bro!
 
2008-06-26 01:23:53 PM
DAMMIT!, Di just informed me nabernat is a girl.

/thanks non-gender-specific-internet-person!
 
2008-06-26 01:25:58 PM
Di Atribe: You guys really need to focus on your own team

that's just cruel

/dolphin fan
 
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