hot climate will drive people away from the equator? no way.

Perfect...

/Hates mexicans.

Wow. That's one well-written headline. Bravo, subby.

The CIA said 'no WMD' so Rummy had to set up his own agency--or that's how they are telling it now. . .

Hasn't ANYONE seen The Day After Tomorrow? It will happen in reverse. We will be immigrating to Mexico. Jez, people! There isn't anything you can't learn by watching Hollywood movies.

What about the increased demand of "Bathtub Cheese"?

Increase? How can they get in any faster than they are now?

Well when you don't got a pool the Rio Grande is a nice place for a dip...just watch out for the shopping carts, diapers and other assorted filth.

odio que usted también

Hey, that's a good angle to pitch the idea to the neocons. Apparently the possibility of coastal flooding, inland droughts, famine and political/economic instability doesn't concern them, but illegal immigration is an itch they love to scratch!

=Smidge=

it seems like all the mexican men i see are working hard doing whatever they do, but mexican women seem to sit on their ass in their jobs. i was at a mexican restaurant and the cook is busting his ass in the kitchen and when i asked the girl for some hot sauce she didn't even get up or look away from her phone, she just pointed to it. (not an isolated incident, lazy biatches.)

So what happens when immigrants realize global warming is bullshiat?
/MANBEARPIG

Its really shocking to walk around mpls/stpaul and see the teeming hordes of asians and mexicans. MExico is a sh#iathole so I understand but why all the asians? I've determined that they are the canine companion, so to speak, of the white race. They love us and want to be by us. Weirdos.

They should go to Canada, it's colder.

/They're takin' our jerbs!

Well, I believe there are still WMDs in Iraq and that we're destroying the planet with global warming. So this makes a lot of sense to me.

/What?

ocelot: Increase? How can they get in any faster than they are now?

Lowered viscosity.

Oh! And it's called "climate change" now. That way any weather condition can be used to as evidence of man's industry destroying the planet. We found that "climate change" is a much less restrictive than "global warming".

I think the climate is getting warmer because Iran, Syria, and Hamas, under the guidence of Osama Bin Hiddin' have been creating greenhouse gases by destroying those mobile weapons labs that never existed, in a secret location.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: They should go to Canada, it's colder.

/They're takin' our jerbs!

Those BASTICHES!!! I live in California because it's been my lifelong dream to be a migrant farmworker! How dare they steal my job!

~Syl
/silly sarcasm

dabbletech: ocelot: Increase? How can they get in any faster than they are now?

Lowered viscosity.

I like that very much. Bueno.

tothekor:

But, but, the term 'climate change' is a right-wing formulation.

As long as they have my pool cleaned by 5pm.... I don't care.


/win-win
//pool is warmer too

Well, that's one way to get the Bush Administration to move on it, I guess...

Oh my God more brown people are coming! Oh no!!!

I wonder how upset people would be about illegal immigration if tall, white, Scandinavian people were sneaking in by the millions.

FTFA: destabilize precarious governments in political hot spots...

Know that is funny stuf.

you guys are forgetting the upside. More crops! Didn't you finish the article? =)

/Stop the sale of frozen yogurt. It's causing Global Warming.

/Quit taking the bottles down. And for God's sakes stop passing them around!

tothekor: Hasn't ANYONE seen The Day After Tomorrow? It will happen in reverse. We will be immigrating to Mexico. Jez, people! There isn't anything you can't learn by watching Hollywood movies.

Exactly...there will be these big pockets instantly-freezing areas that will kill tons of people in a few seconds!

The Day After Tomorrow was also from a book by Art Bell! So it has to be true!

Fapinator: Oh my God more brown people are coming! Oh no!!!

I wonder how upset people would be about illegal immigration if tall, white, Scandinavian people were sneaking in by the millions.

Well, we did. Just not by the millions. Then we joined the military to make it all legal-like and stuff.

~Syl
/at least MY family did
//sneak, sneak, sneak!

phlegmmo: However, the colloquial term will change to "dry-back."

nice, I got a good laugh out of that one.

Can't you see from this graph that microbreweries are causing global warming? When will you people wake up?!?

...global warming will increase illegal immigration to U.S.

Meanwhile, I got bored at work waiting for my beer buzz to calm down and found this about my own region (from Wikipedia):

Brampton, Ontario (new window)

Population (2006)
- Total 433,806

East Indian 111,505


Also,

Markham, Ontario (new window)

According to the 2006 census, 65.4% of the population consists of visible minorities. In 2006, the largest racial groups in Markham were:

White: 34.4%
Chinese: 34.2%
South Asian: 17.3
Black: 3.1%
Filipino: 2.8%
All Others: 8.2%

I thought the lack of pirates was directly responsible for global warming.



~Syl
/RAmen

I for one support global warming.



/Going out back to burn a pile of tires

*reads headline*

Huh. You mean we can has Clinton administration again?

/puts on flame-retardant suit and ducks
//driveby
///new to trolling

The CIA said 'no WMD' so Rummy had to set up his own agency--or that's how they are telling it now. . .

Seymour Hirsch told the whole story before the Iraq invasion. Read Teh New Yorker ... and stay off my lawn.

Don't worry: the government has unveiled a two-pronged approach to the problem whereby we first build a larger, more reliable fence on our southern border, and at the same time begin work to patch the hole in the ozone layer:

Does this really come as a surprise to anyone? I'm not an citizen of the USA, and even I knew that the Pentagon - since at least 2004 - has been advising the US government to take the topic of global warming more seriously. (source (new window))

It should come as no surprise that organizations that require models of thinking that deal with practicalities and a strict adherence to reality are convinced that global warming is a serious threat.

If that gets the morans to pay attention to global warming, just go along with it.