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(Guido wearing his karate gi)   Ninja sighting locks down school in NJ. Yeah, that's right, ninjas, in NJ   (app.com) divider line 146
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2008-06-25 01:52:58 PM
This thread is just begging for a P-shop contest!
 
2008-06-25 01:56:21 PM
DID THEY CALL CHUCK NORRIS AND HIS PIRATE CHEESE MONKEY BACON JURASSIC BARK EPISODE OF FUTURAMA FREEDOM FIGHTERS?
 
2008-06-25 02:13:52 PM
Dude that Gi!
 
2008-06-25 03:29:32 PM
Shiver me timbers, ninjas in Jersey. Avast. Ahoy. Arrrrrrrrrrrr.
 
2008-06-25 03:31:46 PM
i293.photobucket.com

Was it one of these ninjas?
 
2008-06-25 03:32:19 PM
i296.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-25 03:32:29 PM
they didn't see anyone sneaking up on them, so they knew it was ninja
 
2008-06-25 03:32:29 PM
If we're shut down schools at every ninja sighting, then the ninjas have already won.
 
2008-06-25 03:32:31 PM
If it was a ninja, how did they spot it?

Ghost Pirates matey, Ghost pirates spotted it and told.
 
2008-06-25 03:32:57 PM
Bullshiat! A black pair of PJ's couldn't contain the orange glow of a guido NJer!
 
2008-06-25 03:33:01 PM
Pooping ninja approves of this thread
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2008-06-25 03:33:27 PM
There was no ninja sighting. There has never been a ninja sighting.
 
2008-06-25 03:33:37 PM
CrankMyBlueSax: Shiver me timbers, ninjas in Jersey. Avast. Ahoy. Arrrrrrrrrrrr.

PIRATE TROLL!!!
louisbrailleschool.org
 
2008-06-25 03:33:43 PM
omg, get in the car!

/and then drive it erratically.
 
2008-06-25 03:33:57 PM
New Jersey Ninja. This Fall on Fox!
 
2008-06-25 03:34:02 PM
APPROVES (new window)
 
2008-06-25 03:34:08 PM
Dumbass tag goes to the librarian, who apparently was looking through her reading glasses... I see no fault at all with the camp counselor.

That said, more female ninja pictures, please.
 
2008-06-25 03:34:30 PM
i209.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-25 03:35:04 PM
If you see a ninja, pirates can't be far behind.
 
2008-06-25 03:35:19 PM
A ninjersey. You might not be able to see him sneaking up on you, but you'll certainly smell him.
 
2008-06-25 03:35:43 PM
palexc: If we're shut down schools at every ninja sighting, then the ninjas have already won.

If there's a ninja sighting, the ninjas have already failed.
 
2008-06-25 03:35:45 PM
Someone tell their webdesigner you dont need the control characters in the title tag a la \"ninja\"
 
2008-06-25 03:35:53 PM
everybody wang chung
 
2008-06-25 03:36:03 PM
i26.photobucket.com

Let's see that councelor get past teh Warped Wall.
 
2008-06-25 03:36:31 PM
i302.photobucket.com


I'm Sorry
 
2008-06-25 03:36:41 PM
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA FISTFARK!

NSFW (new window)
 
2008-06-25 03:36:48 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste: If it was a ninja, how did they spot it?

THIS. Ninja's are never seen.
 
2008-06-25 03:37:47 PM
www.internationalhero.co.uk

Approves.


*Ninja-master theme song*
 
2008-06-25 03:37:56 PM
New Jersey Ninjas are the only thing I hate more than Illinois Nazis.
 
2008-06-25 03:38:00 PM
Awe COME ON!!!!

If it was a REAL Ninja no one would have lived to report it!!!

Arrrrg!

-NM
 
2008-06-25 03:38:11 PM
www.cs.helsinki.fi
/obligatoriness
 
2008-06-25 03:38:14 PM
Come to think of it, where is Pocket Ninja?
 
2008-06-25 03:38:29 PM
johnny_vegas: I am originally from NJ and have never seen ninja's there.

/knows that only proves they probably WERE there all the time

//Oh, and here is an unfortunate GIS for "new jersey ninja"


What exactly am I looking at between his legs there
 
2008-06-25 03:38:32 PM
discordium: That said, more female ninja pictures, please.

FWIW, as this thread has nothing to lose, female ninjas are referred to as "kunoichi".
 
2008-06-25 03:38:33 PM
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2008-06-25 03:38:34 PM
On the case:

graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2008-06-25 03:38:36 PM
Pocket?
 
2008-06-25 03:38:45 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

The best one is the pic of how to make a ninja mask out of a T-shirt.
 
2008-06-25 03:38:55 PM
public schools in NJ open still? the real story is why NJ residents aren't any smarter.
 
2008-06-25 03:39:30 PM
Holy crap, this headline is not a joke.

TFA: A report of a ninja sighting in the woods near the Robert L. Horbelt elementary School prompted a brief lockdown of the township's public schools before
authorities realized the suspect in question was actually a camp counselor heading toward a costume party.


Amazing. Our Culture of Fear is so finely honed that we go to Terror Threat Level Red when someone spots a farking ninja.
 
2008-06-25 03:39:55 PM
Snowydog: johnny_vegas: I am originally from NJ and have never seen ninja's there.

/knows that only proves they probably WERE there all the time

//Oh, and here is an unfortunate GIS for "new jersey ninja"

What exactly am I looking at between his legs there


a much smaller one of this right here. Let me show it to you, ninja style.
 
2008-06-25 03:40:24 PM
Since when is "report of someone dressed in a non-standard manner" cause for lock-down?

/Goth kids are worse-dressed AND more dangerous
 
2008-06-25 03:41:03 PM
dragonchild: discordium: That said, more female ninja pictures, please.

FWIW, as this thread has nothing to lose, female ninjas are referred to as "kunoichi".


ORLY?

lawyersusadcdicta.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-06-25 03:41:05 PM
www.meandmydrum.com
 
2008-06-25 03:41:48 PM
Ninjas in New Jersey? It's more likely than you think.
 
2008-06-25 03:41:59 PM
i293.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-25 03:42:04 PM
+1 for the headline - it made me laugh.
 
2008-06-25 03:42:17 PM
Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.

Pirates get to have guns, and cutlasses, and boats, and cannons, and ear rings and they can flip out on you and make you walk that plank.

Ninjas wear pajamas and talk about how bad they are, while pirates drink rum and sing songs about dead men. Pirates are way cooler.
 
2008-06-25 03:42:37 PM
www.thefourthrail.com

Best. Comic. Ever.
 
2008-06-25 03:43:13 PM
DWitchiewoman: Come to think of it, where is Pocket Ninja?

i293.photobucket.com
 
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