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(Reuters)   Liam Gallagher of Oasis gets his teeth knocked out in a bar fight   ( divider line
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2002-12-02 10:14:02 AM  
I'd pay money to see him and Russel Crowe go a few rounds.
2002-12-02 10:14:14 AM  
about time someone punched that idiot's lights out.
2002-12-02 10:14:16 AM  
Oasis sucks
2002-12-02 10:14:30 AM  
oh man.. that just brightened my monday..
2002-12-02 10:15:57 AM  
2002-12-02 10:16:01 AM  
"Several members of Oasis and their entourage were the victims of an unprovoked attack by a group of youths in a Munich club,"

Somehow I just don't believe that it was unprovoked, the Gallaghers have a history of being asshats
2002-12-02 10:16:02 AM  
Those clowns still exist as a band?
2002-12-02 10:16:10 AM  
Saves having to have them pulled when the rotting was complete.
2002-12-02 10:16:54 AM  
This dude never smiles anyways...
2002-12-02 10:17:20 AM  
Wow, that vastly improved my mood. I always hated that asshole.
2002-12-02 10:18:33 AM  
[image from too old to be available] tag to whoever punched that idiot.

It might knock him down a few notches on the ego ladder.
2002-12-02 10:22:23 AM  

*catches breath*

2002-12-02 10:24:17 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

NEXT !!!
2002-12-02 10:26:26 AM  
But of course it wasn't a drunken bar fight...
2002-12-02 10:26:28 AM  
Don't fark with the Italians, mano.
2002-12-02 10:27:28 AM  
Too bad he didn't get his nose broken like the Washington Redskins punter...
2002-12-02 10:27:28 AM  
Fantastic! Oh what news! Excuse me a minute...



Baaaa hahahahaha!


Oh boy!


Oh... oh boy...! That's fantastic!
2002-12-02 10:27:49 AM  
I have mixed feelings -

Gallagher beaten up: Good
Prolonging his life in the media: Bad
2002-12-02 10:30:28 AM  
Maybe someone in the Beatles got punched, and he wanted to rip off that move, too.
2002-12-02 10:31:16 AM  
12-02-02 10:26:28 AM Mahtar
Don't fark with the Italians, mano.

Munich = Germany
Unless you were being sarcastic :)
2002-12-02 10:32:57 AM  
I thought Oasis broke up. No wait, that was Genesis.
2002-12-02 10:34:48 AM  
Lugas: He got into a fight with Italians in Germany.
2002-12-02 10:34:55 AM  
Reichenbach said Gallagher and two other band members had got into a fight with five Italians in a nightclub at Munich's top hotel, the Bayerischer Hof. Liam's brother Noel was not involved, police said.

2002-12-02 10:35:50 AM  
Some Italian hit me in the jaw
Faster than a cannon ball
2002-12-02 10:37:14 AM  
Always a good news day when a Gallagher gets dropped.
2002-12-02 10:37:40 AM  
This would be good except it gives him something new to whine about in his songs.
2002-12-02 10:37:42 AM  
Their security guys got beat up.

What the hell kind of security is that?
2002-12-02 10:37:44 AM  
Well, I'll go against the flow here and proclaim that I think they're a great band.
2002-12-02 10:41:22 AM  
First Russel Crowe, then Liam gets his ass kicked? Are all my christnas wishes coming true? If that is the case, Eminem's ass kicking can't be to far ahead.
2002-12-02 10:42:30 AM  
Seconded...I love Oasis...

Doesn't mean the individual members can't be asshats, tho...
2002-12-02 10:43:08 AM  
oasis are beetle wanna-be's. i'd like for all of them to have their teeth knocked out.
2002-12-02 10:44:21 AM  
Lugas, did you read the article before you post?
2002-12-02 10:47:22 AM  
couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke
2002-12-02 10:48:26 AM  
Hope he swallowed every last one of those teeth...
2002-12-02 10:48:26 AM  
No post-fight pics?
2002-12-02 10:48:49 AM  
A new StrongBad and now this? Best. Monday. Ever.
2002-12-02 10:48:53 AM  

2002-12-02 10:49:29 AM  
Somewhere, Damon Albarn is laughing his cute little ass off.

2002-12-02 10:50:20 AM  
Why can't these pop singers settle their differences in a more civilized fashion. Like the rappers do, yo.
2002-12-02 10:51:10 AM  
No offense, Kamachi, but aren't most bands Beatles wannabes?

Anyways... Liam is a punk, but that's the appeal. It would suck to have your teef knocked out, though, then have to sing the next night. Ig.
2002-12-02 10:53:27 AM  
I'd still hit it.
2002-12-02 10:53:49 AM  
I hope is unibrow is OK.
2002-12-02 10:54:21 AM  
This wouldn't have happened if they were drinking cool, refreshing Dr. Pepper
2002-12-02 10:55:01 AM  
"Oasis were formed by Liam Gallagher in his native Manchester, in northern England, in 1991. Three years later, they released their debut album "Definitely Maybe," billed as the fastest-selling debut in British history.

In April, they released their first single in nearly two years, "Hindu Times," and in July they released their fifth album "Heathen Chemistry."


That's nice, but I'm not reading anything about Gallagher getting his teeth knocked in there...
2002-12-02 10:57:44 AM  
bashturn is right , the guy never smiles , i had to improvise:

[image from too old to be available]
2002-12-02 11:02:56 AM  
I wonder how the stupid bastard will sing now?

"Am mafter aaaaaw. Yuw my wondow waaaaw."

Oh, wait. Their shiat already sounds like that.
2002-12-02 11:03:29 AM  
He kicked a policeman in the ribs? Why is he not in a Munich holding cell having those same teeth shoved up his a55?
2002-12-02 11:03:34 AM  
I did read the article :) I was so pleased that that Gallagher idiot had got his teeth knocked out that I didn't notice the nationality of the people that did it :)
2002-12-02 11:03:41 AM  
They probably did this on purpose so they could get in the news again.

When was the last time these guys had a hit?
2002-12-02 11:04:12 AM  
I heard him say he'd look back in anger.
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