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(BBC)   Teacher found guilty of cramming 13 people at once into his Volvo. Paris Hilton congratulates him on breaking her record before realizing she misunderstood the statement   (bbc.co.uk) divider line
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2008-06-24 08:01:13 AM  
Heh.
 
2008-06-24 08:01:23 AM  
*golf clap*

Bravo, subby.
 
2008-06-24 08:02:22 AM  
If we find my keys, we can drive out...
 
2008-06-24 08:02:33 AM  
Volvo drivers do look like clowns
 
2008-06-24 08:03:02 AM  
At least it wasn't in the back of a Volkswagen.
 
2008-06-24 08:03:08 AM  
I love clown college.
 
2008-06-24 08:03:41 AM  
*golf clap*
 
2008-06-24 08:05:44 AM  
submitter deserves a cookie and a hug for that. Nice jerb.
 
2008-06-24 08:05:53 AM  
I lol'ed a little in my mouth.

/shudders to think about paris hilton's volvo.
 
2008-06-24 08:05:56 AM  
What a stupid headline

/Paris Hilton wouldn't realize her mistake even if she had a map pointing to it
 
2008-06-24 08:06:00 AM  
Guma: Volvo drivers do look like clowns

So raping them is funny?
 
2008-06-24 08:06:34 AM  
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It had to be done.

/great laugh to start my day subby...bravo!
 
2008-06-24 08:07:20 AM  
Headlines like this are why I hang around here.

+1
 
2008-06-24 08:07:38 AM  
+18 for great headline!
 
2008-06-24 08:08:40 AM  
Beautifully done subby.

+1
 
2008-06-24 08:08:46 AM  
At least they weren't Jewish.

/checks TFA
//oops
 
2008-06-24 08:09:18 AM  
LOL. Great headline subby.

++1
 
2008-06-24 08:09:33 AM  
+1 Possible candidate for headline of the year. That's called starting the morning off right.
 
2008-06-24 08:11:20 AM  
Oh my. +1.
 
2008-06-24 08:14:20 AM  
I was coaching a jr High Girls Basketball team and after practice we were waiting for some parents, so I showed off my new car with a huge trunk. The girls started piling in and it became a challenge to see how many fit in. Then I pondered the situation if a parent pulled up.

2 words...


EVERYONE OUT!!!
 
2008-06-24 08:14:53 AM  
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Those cars are awfully boxy.
 
2008-06-24 08:17:29 AM  
Great headline, subby.
 
2008-06-24 08:21:08 AM  
Best headline Ive seen in a while, Bravo!
 
2008-06-24 08:22:22 AM  
FTFA: Traffic policeman, Pc Roger Brazel told the court he had stopped the car just as it turned into a farm park near Mostyn Avenue in the town.

What the hell is a farm park? Is it a farm? or a park?

Anyway, shouldn't the other adults get nailed for child endangerment? They were adults placing children in obviously unsafe situations.
 
2008-06-24 08:23:11 AM  
cartersdad: 2 words...

Squealing tires?
 
2008-06-24 08:24:30 AM  
*2
 
2008-06-24 08:25:10 AM  
Congrats subby, you win teh internets today!
 
2008-06-24 08:26:14 AM  
I LOL'd so loud I farted!!!...+1 Subby
 
2008-06-24 08:26:40 AM  
cartersdad: I was coaching a jr High Girls Basketball team and after practice we were waiting for some parents, so I showed off my new car with a huge trunk. The girls started piling in and it became a challenge to see how many fit in. Then I pondered the situation if a parent pulled up.

2 words...


EVERYONE OUT!!!


In high school we measured trunks in 'dead hookers' and 'kegs'. There was always the inevitable argument over whose estimate as to the size of a trunk was more accurate -- and the even more inevitable measurement process.

/Usually just an excuse to get our girlfriends to cram into the trunk together.
// It was just a ploy, really.
 
2008-06-24 08:26:44 AM  
Nothing like a random jab at Paris to get the "headline of the year" crowd mobilized.
 
2008-06-24 08:27:36 AM  
What the hell, +1 for the vicissitude in your witticism subvitter.
 
2008-06-24 08:30:10 AM  
You know you are a winner when all 27 comments is on how good the headline is.

/Subby I give you the internet
//that could fit in paris's volvo
///and have space for global warming
 
2008-06-24 08:30:44 AM  
+1

Nice!
 
2008-06-24 08:30:45 AM  
Headlines like that make lurking around here worthwhile.
 
2008-06-24 08:33:08 AM  
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2008-06-24 08:34:19 AM  
Gotta love the Fark double-standard for males vs. females.

Most Farkers are so horny, when they walk near a pond the fish stop swimming.

But if a woman is getting it a lot and tagging a bunch of guys, OMG whore!

/Yeah, she IS a whore.
 
2008-06-24 08:36:15 AM  
I'd drive it.
 
2008-06-24 08:38:10 AM  
amanogowa: In high school we measured trunks in 'dead hookers'

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Approve

/"I've never seen so many dead hookers in my life!"
//"Lord knows I have."
 
2008-06-24 08:39:13 AM  
kronicfeld: Those cars are awfully boxy.

I came for the Arrested Development.

Thank you.
 
2008-06-24 08:39:26 AM  
....Mulva?
 
2008-06-24 08:43:15 AM  
volvo, the male volva?
 
2008-06-24 08:44:21 AM  
When I read the comments from Gniwosch my mind put the voice of Jackie Mason or John Byner to the words.
 
2008-06-24 08:44:24 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Gotta love the Fark double-standard for males vs. females.

Most Farkers are so horny, when they walk near a pond the fish stop swimming.

But if a woman is getting it a lot and tagging a bunch of guys, OMG whore!

/Yeah, she IS a whore.


... Yeah, um... er.. Paris' reputation as a whore is not because she had sex with a lot of guys. It is because she is a stupid, trampy, rich bimbo whose entire reputation and claim to fame is that she is a skanky whore. It is not a double standard by any means. Go find me a compairable guy whose claim to fame is that he is a rich, skanky whore, but his reputation does not have a negative connotation.

/Hell even Hefner is famous for starting Playboy
//And Hef is not skanky, for the longest time he was considered pretty damn classy.
 
2008-06-24 08:44:43 AM  
"you paid eighteen hunnered dollars fer a used whut?
 
2008-06-24 08:46:49 AM  
amanogowa: ... Yeah, um... er.. Paris' reputation as a whore is not because she had sex with a lot of guys. It is because she is a stupid, trampy, rich bimbo whose entire reputation and claim to fame is that she is a skanky whore. It is not a double standard by any means. Go find me a compairable guy whose claim to fame is that he is a rich, skanky whore, but his reputation does not have a negative connotation.


A tempting challenge. The search for the consumate man-whore.
I shall start the ball rolling with Scott Baio. I know, acting career, but it was stupid.
 
2008-06-24 08:49:39 AM  
Dear subby,

You are officially, for the duratio of this thread, my hero.

love,

Me

/comments can make me laugh but VERY rarely will a headline do it
//well done, subby
 
2008-06-24 08:51:15 AM  
When I think of man-whores:

Tommy Lee

That New York governor Eliot Spitz-in-her maybe.

Bill Clinton.
 
2008-06-24 08:51:16 AM  
scamp-dun-emer: for the duratio of this thread

N

DURATION

/dammit
 
2008-06-24 08:52:46 AM  
fireclown: Go find me a compairable guy whose claim to fame is that he is a rich, skanky whore, but his reputation does not have a negative connotation.

Casanova?
 
2008-06-24 08:53:48 AM  
fireclown: amanogowa: ... Yeah, um... er.. Paris' reputation as a whore is not because she had sex with a lot of guys. It is because she is a stupid, trampy, rich bimbo whose entire reputation and claim to fame is that she is a skanky whore. It is not a double standard by any means. Go find me a compairable guy whose claim to fame is that he is a rich, skanky whore, but his reputation does not have a negative connotation.


A tempting challenge. The search for the consumate man-whore.
I shall start the ball rolling with Scott Baio. I know, acting career, but it was stupid.


You take that back. Zapped ruled. The other guy that was in it even went on to become Bibleman!
 
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