So what'd they use for that picture, a brownie? Some putty expressly designed to be fake dog poo? I wish creating that illusion was my job.

How is painting crap pink supposed to shame dog owners into cleaning up after their mutt?

Too bad Divine is dead. She could've helped them out.
/obscure?

......or they could just cover them with copies of the Daily Star. I wouldn't step in that either.

If they've got some one right there- why don't they have them pick it up? Can you imagine what it would be like to be the guy whose job it is to walk around painting dog shiat?

Collective punishment will do nothing to stop what is an individual offense.

RocketRod: strangeguitar: Too bad Divine is dead. She could've helped them out.
/obscure?

You forgot where you are, Mr. Waters.
So true, my friend.
I forget myself. Must be the brandy.

That's racist!

Feng shiatzu?

They need some "Va-Poo-Rize"...

/where does the sh*t go?

I think they should have a squad of volunteers who watch people walking their dogs. If an owner leaves a dog turd behind, the squad races over, picks up the still-warm yard bomb and flings it at the owner.

Seriously, I could drop a deuce in your yard and I bet you wouldn't like it.
Of course, I would get arrested. But if you gotta go...

mmm, poo...

H_is_for_Heretic: So what'd they use for that picture, a brownie? Some putty expressly designed to be fake dog poo? I wish creating that illusion was my job.



Most still don't know the difference.

A turd by any other color is still a turd.

I thought National Poop Scoop Week was in October, in D.C.

Well, as long as they throw a quick SEP field around them, I really don't see a problem with this.

"You can sugar frost a dog turd but it doesn't make it a Twinkie bar." Stephen King

pink! ...pink?!?
what the hell?
are they all girls or something?

Poop thread!!!

Who said it?

"Look like dog shiat?"
"Yah."

"Smell like dog shiat?"
"Yah."

"Taste like dog shiat?"
"Yah."

"Good thing we didn't step in it."

Did any of you guys see this at the top of the page? What deliciously naughty things is she planning to do with those?

Don't they do that in Brazil?

Poppa Boner: Did any of you guys see this at the top of the page? What deliciously naughty things is she planning to do with those?

She is tucking the unused ball under her panty on her leg. Peter Ustinov pointed this out at Wimbledon years ago. It still makes my linesman scream "Out!"

Poppa Boner: Did any of you guys see this at the top of the page? What deliciously naughty things is she planning to do with those?

I'd serve her.

H_is_for_Heretic: So what'd they use for that picture, a brownie? Some putty expressly designed to be fake dog poo? I wish creating that illusion was my job.

We all have our dreams....

Also, this dessert looks like crap (new window, NSFW?).

CygnusDarius: Also, this dessert looks like crap (new window, NSFW?).

Looks like someone ate some corn.

You can put a fancy frilly dress on a turd but it is still a turd.

The only way this could "shame" the owner is if the owner let the dog poo right on his front porch, where upon everyone could see the bright pink turd and go "Oh, it's his, he's the culprit."

...I don't know anyone who does that. In fact, I believe most people will walk their dog far from their front door, unless they had a little private lawn to move around in.

Give them pooper scoopers not spray paint.

kilgorn: I thought National Poop Scoop Week was in October, in D.C.

If it's national, you don't really need to specify "in D.C."

I've thought about doing that before...

The night before the local Easter Egg hunt that they have for all the elementary kids get a group of buddies who all have big dogs.

Walk them in the field of the Egg Hunt, and spray paint each turd with bright colors; pink, blue, green, etc.

The next morning, the volunteers spread the eggs, the kids get ready, set, go! A few of the less fortunate kids, in all their glory, would snag a big pile of crap.

This should work.

Bubble gum is pink, and people would never deposit it on the pavement for fear of being shamed. People also never step in pink gum.

This was a very well thought out plan.

/not really

Would paint even stick to a fresh, moist lawn log?

OK, the GWB turd flag?

That's awesome.

I have a better idea. Who has a cup?

strangeguitar: Too bad Divine is dead. She could've helped them out.
/obscure?

Disgusting. I loved it.
/now it's time to go sexin

I clicked on the link and was greeted by that gigantic picture.

What do you suppose will the prerequisite be for the Turd Dyer job?

XxDavidZullenxX: The only way this could "shame" the owner is if the owner let the dog poo right on his front porch, where upon everyone could see the bright pink turd and go "Oh, it's his, he's the culprit."

...I don't know anyone who does that. In fact, I believe most people will walk their dog far from their front door, unless they had a little private lawn to move around in.

Actually, dogs don't like to shiat in their own yard, so you might as well walk them down the street, or you'll be standing around waiting for a long time.

Since I live in the toolies, I don't have to worry about stuff like this--I just opent he door and let the dog out.

Some town came up with the best solution: the peanut butter gun!

They figured that dog owners usually follow the same route, so if a parks employee cheeze-whizzed a little peanut butter on fido's poop, the same dog that pooped it would eat it.

And this would gross out dog owners so much that they would clean up after their dogs.

Imagine what your future father-in-law would say when you told him that your job was to wear a pressurized backpack, and spray peanut butter on dog poop on sidewalks and in parks.

"But daddy! That is why I LUV him!"

Gee, don't those turds look:

She's actually tucking the balls between her skirt and undies. My niece plays tennis and all the tennis team girls do this. I found it oddly amusing.

I'd rather see someone pulling tennis balls out of their drawers than that nasty dog poo-shoe combo pic.

dennis2society: Who said it?

"Look like dog shiat?"
"Yah."
...
"Good thing we didn't step in it."

The guy who has the funny harelip, and the guy with the really hot daughter.

/c'mon, this is FARK.

The other day a woman actually thanked me for picking up after the dog I'm essentially dog-sitting.