Kiddies made him watch porn?

Did they also force him to molest them?

Something tells me there is a large amount of details being left out of this story.

Whaaaaa??

Alternate headline: Mark Ronson says "Pay attention to me! Me, me me!". World continues not caring.

MJ is not dead yet???

A 10-year-old Mark Ronson and pal Sean Lennon made Michael Jackson watch porn; Ronson thinks Jacko didn't like it because of his "strong feminist boy-loving views"

FTF Ronson

I didn't RTFA but this is not a shocking headline to me so, I might check it out here in a few minutes....

That's okay, Mark. Push those memories WAAAY down inside where they can't hurt you anymore. Make up something in their place. There won't be any "white stuff coming out" in your new recollections!

Who are these Ronsons?

(checks Wikipedia)

Who are these Ronsons?

/and, no, they are not related to the awesome guitarist

This article prompted me to go find out what turned Jackson white, since I'd forgotten. He has Vitiligo, and so do these celebrities, courtesy of Wikipedia:

* Michael Jackson, revealed he suffers during an interview on The Oprah Winfrey Show in 1993, after being diagnosed in the early 1980s.
* Graham Norton, who has white patches in his hair as a result of vitiligo.[13]
* Lee Thomas, a news anchor and entertainment reporter for WJBK (Fox) Detroit.[14][15][16]
* Bryan Danielson, professional wrestler, revealed on May 19, 2007 in an interview for F4W.[citation needed]
* Doc Hammer, artist and co-creator of The Venture Bros. has vitiligo on his scalp, causing his hair to grow two different colors.[citation needed]
* John Henson, comedian and co-host of Watch This![citation needed]
* Kara-Louise Horne from Big Brother 8 suffers a mild case of vitiligo visible on her forehead. It also runs into her hairline resulting in a blonde patch of hair.[citation needed]
* Krizz Kaliko, singer/rapper of the Strange Music record label. He has even named his debut album after the condition, Vitiligo.[17]
* Thomas Lennon, of Reno 911!, as evidenced by close-ups of his hands, hips and face during the bike lock scene of episode "The Investigation Continues."[citation needed]
* Hedvig Lindahl, Swedish football player.[citation needed]
* Joe Rogan, actor/comedian/host.[citation needed]
* Liam J. Holland, British Director/Producer/Editor.
* J.D. Runnels, of the Chicago Bears.[citation needed]
* Sisqo, solo and lead singer of Dru Hill reports having vitiligo.[citation needed]
* Rasheed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons has it on his scalp.[citation needed]
* Fez Whatley, of the Ron and Fez show has vitiligo patches on his face.[citation needed]
* Tempestt Bledsoe
* Merritt Chappie, famous stylist in the Dallas- Fort Worth area.
* Yvette Fielding
* Ralph Pagano, renowned chef of MOJO HD's Pressure Cook series, has visible vitiligo on his left hand.
* Haroon S Bachik, Comedian
* Dan Amsinger, actor on Battlestar Galactica has it on his face and legs.
* Richard Hammond, Top Gear Presenter (Jet Car Crash).
* Eddie Panlilio, the first Filipino Roman Catholic priest to be elected as the 26th governor of Pampanga.

Sean's a fatass douchebag. I know a couple of people who partied with him in NY and apparently the guy's a total skeeve, even by their low standards.

/GIS vitiligo

Doc Hammer, artist and co-creator of Venture Brothers:

I was wondering where they got the inspiration for that one character!

Even though the show is a little biatcheesy, I love it. I also love the new episodes that came out.

OnmyojiOmn This article prompted me to go find out what turned Jackson white, since I'd forgotten. He has Vitiligo, and so do these celebrities, courtesy of Wikipedia

Doesn't explain why his kids are cafe latte-coloured, though.

/not that i care
/as they have a caucasian mom, shouldn't they be the shade of a cappuccino?
/but i really don't care, just wondering absentmindedly

It would explain a lot, someone that young watching porn.
/I learnt that from Dr. Drew

It is so great that Michael Jackson respects women so much that it made him feel sick to his stomach when he was pressured into watching a movie where women were being exploited.

Oh Mark Ronson. He used to be engaged to Rashida Jones. And then she dumped him.



You know, the 'cute girl' from "The Office."

And now his sister is dating Lindsay Lohan. So I guess karma is working its way out here. Somehow. Or something.

Probably he didn't like it because, being a fag boy-lover, he's not into tits.

He may be white because of some skin disease (frankly, I doubt that too), but that doesn't explain what happened to his nose, cheekbones, jawline, and eyes.

Gyrfalcon: He may be white because of some skin disease (frankly, I doubt that too)

Wow, that takes skepticism to a new level. What is your brilliant explanation o wise one?

The only redeeming feature of this article is it made me think of Mick Ronson and I popped out my Mott the Hoople album and am enjoying it immensely.

Arbitrator: Gyrfalcon: He may be white because of some skin disease (frankly, I doubt that too)

Wow, that takes skepticism to a new level. What is your brilliant explanation o wise one?

Well, if he did have it. When was his speckled phase? How did he go from uniformly dark brown to uniformly white?

Arbitrator: Gyrfalcon: He may be white because of some skin disease (frankly, I doubt that too)

Wow, that takes skepticism to a new level. What is your brilliant explanation o wise one?

Too many chemical peels.

Arbitrator: Wow, that takes skepticism to a new level. What is your brilliant explanation o wise one?

Cos he's not spotty ye twatwaffle. He's just white.

"Only in America could a poor black boy become a rich white woman."

Hot damn, Doc Hammer's gorgeous!

/Well, he is...

Meh, I know it's an unpopular view, but I don't think Michael Jackson is a molestor. I think he's asexual. I think he has convinced himself that he is still 10 years old, and that is why he does things that are inappropriate.

Pool parties with lots of kids and no adults, sleepovers where he sleeps in the bed with boys would all be fine if he was 10, not 40. But because he thinks he's 10 he continues to do weird shiat and he doesn't seem to understand why people think it's weird, creepy, and inappropriate.

guess he just didn't want to beat it...

arf, arf

no

crankybass: Arbitrator: Gyrfalcon: He may be white because of some skin disease (frankly, I doubt that too)

Wow, that takes skepticism to a new level. What is your brilliant explanation o wise one?

Well, if he did have it. When was his speckled phase? How did he go from uniformly dark brown to uniformly white?

I figured he had some good makeup. I find a surgical explanation much more implausible than the idea that he has a genetic disease. You can't change skin that many shades without some serious damage.

I agree about the face reconstruction though.

all i know is that i wish he had been sent down - bet after a few years of being shafted and kept away from whoever is patching his face up - he wouldve been in the right position to push out a stripped down acoustic blues album - the perfect end to his career.